Chapter 2 [The Game Eight Hundred Years Later]

If you have to describe Li Jun's feeling at the moment, it is as if he has turned two or three hundred times in place, his heart is beating, and his head is so dizzy that he doesn't even know his surname Li.

After the uncomfortable feeling eased a little, Li Jun opened his mouth and vomited, and he vomited all the delicious xiaolongbao he had eaten three days ago, and the acid water in his stomach was still gushing up.

Li Jun has had this uncomfortable feeling to death for the second time, the first time was when Mao Fei's kid fell out of love, and Li Jun accompanied him to do half a catty of "Jin Liufu" and entered the hospital.

It's not that Li Jun's amount of alcohol is too bad, but that there are four taels of ethanol in the half catty of "Jin Liufu" that looks like methanol - fake wine!

I forced myself to open my eyes, but I still felt dizzy, and the ceiling circled around like a merry-go-round.

No, where did the blue sky and white clouds come from on the ceiling?

Taking a closer look, Li Jun opened his mouth in surprise, he was obviously playing games in the room, how did he come to the suburbs.

The scenery in this suburb is really fantastic! It's as dreamy as the Taoyuan Village in the game just now.

Not only that, but there was also a big beauty standing in front of Li Jun with skin like snow, a graceful figure, and a snow-white gauze skirt.

Thea!?

Oh my God, how did I get into the game world?

Li Jun's heart was pounding, he suddenly felt that his mouth was dry, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and asked, "Are you ......?"

"Dear Mr. Happy Friends, this is Taoyuan Village, I am Xiya, the guardian spirit of Taoyuan Village, is there anything I can do for you?" The big beauty smiled sweetly, almost not taking away Li Jun's soul.

Hell in broad daylight!?

Li Jun pinched himself hard in the face, and a burning sensation went straight from his heel to the back of his head.

Hell, really hell, how did you come to Taoyuan Village in the game?

Li Jun suddenly remembered what NPC "Xiya" said when playing the game just now, and hurriedly asked, "I am with the real world...... Is it docked? ”

Xiya smirked, and did not answer Li Jun's words, but repeated what she had just said again: "Dear Mr. Happy Lao Tzu, this is Taoyuan Village, I am Xiya, the guardian spirit of Taoyuan Village, is there anything I can do for you?" ”

Immediately, a line of slogans appeared in the void - "Do you choose to connect with the real world?" ”

"No, eldest sister, although you are beautiful, it is not good to ignore my question, right, I am asking you ......" As he spoke, seeing that Na Xia didn't react at all, she still had a professional smile like a welcoming lady at the door of the hotel, Li Jun shook his head, glanced at her deep chest, and muttered, "Big breasts and no brains!" ”

Li Jun has already determined that he has come to the game world at this moment, New Year's Day in 281o, that is, the game eight hundred years later! What else can be connected to the real world, it's too dreamy.

I have read a lot of time-traveling novels, but Li Jun feels that if he really crosses over, it is not good to go to a dynasty or another world, and when he comes to this kind of game world, he can't fight monsters as food.

Look at yourself all over your body, wearing only pants, and your head has become the silver white of the "Lao Tzu Fan Happy" character of the Xiaotian Swordsman, and he has completely become a character in the game.

"Hey, beauty, this is too dreamy, I can't believe it, this is a game for me after eight hundred years, and I play "Heaven Realm", not "Dream Paradise", hey, beauty, don't you understand Chinese?" Li Jun muttered a lot, but Xiya still had a sweet smile and didn't react.

Li Jun smiled self-deprecatingly, after all, this is not an anthropomorphic intelligent computer in the future world, just a game NPC, everything is based on the game setting, and it is normal to ignore yourself.

Immediately, Li Jun had no choice but to reach out and touch the "whether to dock with reality" option in the void......

The Xiaotian swordsman "Lao Tzu Fan Happy" instantly spun up and rolled up a whirlwind.

My Mamma Mia!

Li Jun was about to go crazy, and the taste of vomiting and not being able to vomit anything was simply too sinful.

It took twice as long as just now for Li Jun to calm down, gasping for breath, and seeing that he had returned to the room that was three points dirtier than the cityscape of Blue Ocean City, he couldn't help but laugh dumbly.

It's not a dream, it's really not a dream!

Hurriedly returned to the computer, and the Xiaotian swordsman "Lao Tzu Fan Happy" was still standing in Taoyuan Village. Talking to Thea again, it was still the official NPC language, and then the option of "whether to connect with the real world" jumped out.

Could this option be the bridge between the game world and the real world in freedom?

Other people's crossings are all disposable, Lao Tzu can go back and forth and play as if he doesn't need to buy tickets, he ***, although it is a game world, but it is also a big game.

As soon as he picked up the mouse and said "yes", Li Jun hesitated again, he didn't want to taste "drinking methanol" again.

Although I haven't figured it out too much yet, but no matter what, it's quite interesting to cross, but this is turning his mother in place hundreds of times at every turn, who can stand it!

But Li Jun couldn't resist the temptation to cross into the game world again.

Thinking about it, I just went downstairs, went to the pharmacy and bought a box of motion sickness medicine plus a bottle of wind oil essence, returned to the two-bedroom rented at the school gate, and tiptoed to the door of my roommate and college classmate Mao Fei's room to listen.

This brand of motion sickness medicine took two pills half an hour before getting on the car, Li Jun gritted his teeth, and knocked twice, thinking that it was just motion sickness medicine anyway, and if he ate too much, he would not have a problem.

After taking the motion sickness medicine and waiting for about ten minutes, Li Jun was really impatient, and he smeared his face with wind oil, and the smell rushed straight to his brain, and the whole person was suddenly full of energy, as if he had been beaten with several tons of chicken blood.

Taking a deep breath, Li Jun moved the mouse over and clicked "Yes".

Spin, spin, spin a big balloon!

Coming to Taoyuan Village in the game world again, although I didn't feel much better than just now, Li Jun seemed to be a little used to this kind of movement of turning in circles on the spot, so he just spat at the foam a few times, okay, okay!

Talking to Xiya again, Li Jun realized that after temporarily ignoring the option of "whether to connect with the real world", there was a Taoyuan Village introduction.

Reaching out and touching the sign in the void, Xiya smiled sweetly and finally spoke again.

"Taoyuan Village is a wide range of people...... No, it is a good place for players to play treasure and level up, facing the sea in the east, showing a jade and exquisite landform, the environment is quiet, and the scenery is elegant......"

"Beauty, isn't there a fast-forward feature? Or...... Don't be so instigated, get straight to the point, okay? Li Jun couldn't help but smile bitterly.

“…… It is the most elite territory in the game, the beautiful mountains are not in the cave, and the thousands of colors of the stars are loaded, only because they are in this landscape, and they are proud of the blue sea...... "Xiya directly ignored Li Jun, and still smiled sweetly and continued her formulaic words.

If it weren't for the fear that this big beauty, who was dressed in a gorgeous god costume and belonged to a two-hundred-level elite creature, would have some skill to shoot herself into ashes, Li Jun even had the idea of beating a woman, but he had no choice but to continue listening patiently.

Li Jun squatted next to Xiya and drew circles for half an hour before he heard Xiya enter the theme.

"Taoyuan Village is a New Year's gift specially prepared for the first "Dream Paradise" player to challenge the Scarlet Tower, where players can quickly level up in this independent map with their own efforts, and after meeting the mission requirements and conditions, they can learn many useful life skills and connect with reality......"

Suddenly, Li Jun felt a hint of induction appear in his mind, and he was able to sense the current attribute of the Xiaotian Swordsman, "Lao Tzu Fan is happy".

Level: Level 1

Strength: 2o

Stamina: 15

Dexterity: 5

Intelligence: 1o

Lao Tzu was originally a ninety-eighth-level Xiaotian swordsman, and his strength attribute had already broken a thousand! Physical strength, agility and intelligence have all added a lot of attribute points to match the requirements of equipment and group attack skills, why are they all reset now? Li Jun scratched the silver-white hair, a little incomprehensible.

"Beauty, for me, this game and reality after 800 years, will all gamers be able to connect with reality, or will only ...... Only me? Li Jun said and looked at Xiya with a blank eye, but what he got was a sweet smirk.

I almost forgot that this is a big-breasted woman with no "brains", and she won't answer her own questions at all.

However, according to Xiya's description, Li Jun can still roughly conclude that in this 800-year-old "Dream Paradise" game, Taoyuan Village is a single-player dungeon map specially developed by a game operator, and the first player to successfully challenge the Scarlet Tower can enter.

It can also be seen from the attributes of the game characters that after entering Taoyuan Village, the player's attributes are all reset, and they need to be upgraded again alone, so that they can learn what life skills and connect with reality.

I came to the map of Taoyuan Village inexplicably, became the lucky one, and I have just experimented, it is indeed possible to shuttle back and forth between the game and reality, but to what extent has the technology been developed after 800 years, why can the game and reality be docked? And is it the only one who can freely shuttle between the game and the reality? I don't know.

But after all, it is eight hundred years later, not to mention himself, even if he pulls Einstein and Newton here, I am afraid that he is also blind, what do you want to do with this, Li Jun rubbed his hands, touched the dialog box in the void and asked Xiya to continue.

He doesn't have to be trapped in this game for the rest of his life, he can return to reality, and he is now full of expectations for those so-called life skills to connect with reality.

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