Today is Li Jun's 20th birthday.

But he was depressed to death.

Yesterday, when Li Jun and his roommate Mao Fei went to Jiuhua Mountain to play, they made a birthday wish to Yuan Shi Tianzun in the Xianju Temple - the +1o Kemias god costume in the game "Paradise" must be successfully synthesized!

It seems that the Great God of Yuan Shi Tianzun doesn't care about this garlic skin thing that is not even as good as chicken feathers, and the +9 Kemias God costume is put on the equipment synthesis table, a burst of golden light flashes, and the tone of "Dong Dong Dong" is getting lower and lower, and Li Jun's hanging heart also sank to the bottom of the sea.

Crafting fails, items disappear!

"I'll never play this game again, damn, delete the number!"

The +9 Kemias God Outfit is already considered the top equipment in the game "Heaven Realm", but Li Jun is half a professional gamer after all, and in addition to reaching out to his parents in his junior year this year, he earns some living expenses by playing this game.

"Heaven Realm" opened a new copy three days ago, and the explosion rate of the game's quite valuable consumables Demon Spirit Potion was particularly high, and Li Jun felt that it was better to brush it alone than to form a team to dilute the profits.

Li Jun has calculated that his +9 Kemias God Outfit can barely hit halfway through the new dungeon, and after the halfway, about ten bottles of Demon Spirit Potion can burst out, and there are more Monster Spirit Potions in the second half of the kill, Li Jun wants to clear the customs with a single brush, unless he rushes the Kemias God Outfit from +9 to +1O, so that the defense is enough.

Greedy! It's all greed!

lit a cigarette and took two puffs depressedly, Li Jun dragged the mouse and wanted to delete the number.

Anyway, the +9 Kemias god costume has exploded, and there is no point in playing this game at all, if there is no god costume support, he can't make money in the game with good equipment.

Hey?!

Looking at the familiar game interface, Li Jun suddenly felt that something was wrong.

What's wrong?

It turned out to be Li Jun's game character, a Xiaotian swordsman named "Lao Tzu Fan Happy", who was stuck in the equipment synthesis table.

Half of the body is protruding from the outside, and the character can rotate 360 degrees, but it just can't move out, and it seems to be stuck!

Bug？！

People are unlucky to get up and stuff their teeth when they drink cold water, and not only the equipment is exploded, but the characters are also stuck.

The GM of "Heaven's Realm" is a big rice bucket that eats dry rice, and in this case, whether it is an online complaint or a customer service call, it is impossible to help you solve it without two weeks.

This strengthened Li Jun's determination to delete the number!

"Friend, you can't hit the wall if the equipment explodes!"

An elf named "Qingqingyuer" came over at some point, looking at the bare "Lao Tzu Fan Happy" and snickering.

Elf mm is wearing a gorgeous and shining +1o spirit silkworm suit, and Li Jun is envy, jealousy and hatred all come to his heart, and he can delete the number at any time, but there are not many opportunities to tease MM, especially semi-professional players like Li Jun, who mainly fight monsters with a single brush.

Li Jun's Xiaotian swordsman "Lao Tzu Fan Happy" is stuck on the equipment synthesis table, and it looks like he is hitting his head on the stone platform when he turns around casually, and he doesn't know how the artists of "Heaven" designed this game, the picture is ugly to death, not to mention, there is a small bug in three days, and a big bug in five days.

None of this matters.,The most important thing is such a luxurious large-scale game.,The ratio of mm and gg is seriously unbalanced.,A typical wolf has more meat and less meat.,Even no meat.,I really don't know if the boy who really likes to play this game is a pervert.,It's hard to find a mm.,Play a yarn!

If it weren't for the fact that this game could earn some living expenses, Li Jun would not play it unless someone pointed a gun at his head.

"Alas! I don't actually want to, if you were replaced, and twenty pieces of +1o equipment exploded one after another, would you choose to hit the wall? Li Jun took a cigarette in his mouth, his fingers tapped the keyboard neatly, and there was a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth.

It's rare to meet a mm with gorgeous equipment, Li Jun naturally wants to flirt with it first.

"Twenty pieces of +1o equipment? You're bragging, right? Elf mm clearly didn't believe it.

"Don't say twenty pieces, it's a hundred, as long as you close it today, it can also blow up one hundred and one pieces for you, Bug, big Bug, the game operator deliberately adjusted the synthesis success rate to zero, deceiving us players, this game can't be played at all!" Li Jun's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and the old god continued to brag in his presence.

"Hehe, I'm sorry, my +1o spirit silkworm set was successfully synthesized today!" Elf mm felt that Li Jun was bragging in front of him, and he was a little proud.

"That's your shit luck, if you close now and don't explode, I'll delete the number!"

"Deletion? You're level ninety-eight! ”

"What's that, I dare to make this bet with you, just to prove that this game really can't be played, alas!"

"Really?"

"Of course it's true, if you don't believe it, you'll agree."

"Okay, I'll try!"

As he spoke, Elf mm quickly took off the +1O spirit silkworm suit that shone pink and put it on the equipment synthesis table.

"I'm together?"

"Uh...... +1o has zero success rate, +11...... I'm afraid it's also ......" The original intention was just to tease the elf mm, but I didn't expect her to be so tendoned, Li Jun was worried that she really exploded such a valuable +1o spirit silkworm suit.

"Hehe, you think I'm really compatible, only if I believe your words, I have a ghost, I amuse you, stupid, hum!"

"Alas! You think I'm really motivating you to equip yourself, and I'm also teasing you," Li Jun's goal was achieved, and he smiled wickedly and typed out a string of characters, "Letting a woman undress in front of him is also a sense of accomplishment for men, haha......"

Hearing this, the elf mm realized that he was also like "Lao Tzu Fan Happy", picking up a red strip with only a few fig leafs.

"You're so shameless!"

It's going to be deleted, and it doesn't matter if he wants a face, can he make mm take the initiative to undress? Li Jun controlled the "Lao Tzu Fan Happy" and laughed for a while.

Suddenly, a flash of green light rose from the elf's hand, and after a flash of gorgeousness, Li Jun could only see a few characters with anger.

"Big liar, I'm going to send you to the desert to feed the giants, you go to die, huh!"

Elf mm has a skill that can teleport any player to the designated map from any location, and Li Jun's equipment is depressed, and he has forgotten about this stubble.

It's just that this mm is really ruthless, the desert is the current top map, and the ninety-eight-level "Lao Tzu Fan Happy" is teleported there There is only one result, that is, it is easily killed by any monster in the desert!

I'd rather offend villains than women!

Li Jun sighed for a while, and when the picture gradually brightened again from the black screen, he realized that the elf mm did not teleport him to the desert, but a place with beautiful mountains and rivers, birds, rain and flowers, and colorful colors.

Taoyuan Village!?

Looking at the name of the map logo in the lower right corner of the screen, Li Jun scratched his head and couldn't remember that there was such a map in this "Heaven Realm" game.

Moreover, with the crappy art of the maps of Paradise, it is impossible to make the pictures so vivid and beautiful in any way.

Could it be that mm is a knife mouth tofu heart, saying that he teleported himself to the desert, but in fact he couldn't bear to do it?

Charm! It must be Lao Tzu's charm that caused the trouble, and Li Jun shamelessly made such a conclusion about the behavior of the elf MM.

Looking around, if I had to describe this map, it was a very dreamy forest, because even the trees in this forest are not only green, but colorful.

"Happy Lao Tzu Powder" is now at the edge of this large forest, this place is paved with countless pebbles, Li Jun controls the character to walk around the cobblestone road, and there is a beautiful NPC that looks like Snow White in the middle, and there are no other houses, and no other players are seen.

Li Jun brought up the dialog box and talked to the elf called "Qingyuer".

"mm, you're a failure, I'm not bitten by the desert giant now, but I'm very happy!"

The role does not exist, and the message delivery fails!

Looking at this line of prompts, Li Jun was a little depressed, and he clearly saw that the elf mm was called "Qingqingyuer", could he have misremembered the words?

Li Jun tried "Jingjing Fish", "Kissing Fish", and "Qingqing Parenting" again...... A bunch of names, and the result is all the same.

The role does not exist, and the message delivery fails!

I finally met a mm who could be flirted in this environment where wolves have more meat and less meat, and I even forgot people's names, Li Jun, Li Jun, you are too a failure!

Li Jun had no choice but to walk over and choose to follow the beautiful nbsp called "Xiya" in the middle; "Dear Mr. Happy Friends, this is Taoyuan Village, I am Xiya, the guardian spirit of Taoyuan Village, is there anything I can do for you?"

This NPC is polite, Li Jun smiled, and saw that there were two options after the dialog box came out, one was "No, I'll take a look casually!" Li Jun chose another one - "I want to know about Taoyuan Village!" ”

"First of all, congratulations on becoming the first successful "Dream Paradise" player to challenge the Scarlet Tower, Taoyuan Village is a special dungeon map for "Dream Paradise" players, in order to celebrate the New Year's Day of 281o, the official website of the game specially opened the Scarlet Tower, the first player to challenge the Scarlet Tower successfully, you can open a unique portal, come to Taoyuan Village, learn the game skills of "Dream Paradise", and connect with reality......"

What the!?

Looking at these words on the computer screen, Li Jun's first reaction was to look up at the calendar on the wall, and after making sure that today was not April Fool's Day, he immediately took the game offline and re-boarded 6.

After landing 6 again, Li Jun's game character is still in this so-called Taoyuan Village, and after talking to the beautiful NPC "Xiya", he still sees the same words.

To celebrate New Year's Day 281o...... Learn the skills of Paradise and connect with reality......

He***, it's so funny, when did "Heaven Realm" become a whole person game, and he actually made such a big joke with himself.

Then after turning the page, there was an option of "Do you decide to connect with reality", Li Jun felt that his birthday was really interesting, and he played the game to the point of "interesting", and he was rectified, so he happily clicked on the "yes" option.

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