"Shameless fellow, you're getting too far!" In the cozy nest, Shui Mi'er guarded against Zhen Lang like a thief, and said coquettishly: "Pervert, why didn't I find you so obscene before, you are simply molested with your life every minute and every second!" ”

"Girl, pay attention to your wording, I'm an uncle today!" Zhen Lang looked like an uncle, and coaxed: "Not only today, but this week, I am an uncle, you can't break the rules of the game." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Are you breaking the rules?" Honey glared at him.

Zhen Lang was stunned: "When did I foul?" ”

Shui Mier: "There is a problem with your ability to review the problem, our agreement should be that you be promoted to the director, screenwriter and producer of the [role-playing plan] this week, you can set the mode you want, and then we start playing, it doesn't mean that you can be an uncle 24 hours a day!" ”

Zhen Lang was right when he thought about it: "Even if that's the case, then I can set a plot of being an uncle for 24 hours." ”

"You want to be beautiful!" Shui Mi'er was angry, her mouth pursed, and she said angrily: "When my sister set the script, she didn't play for more than four hours a day, and in the remaining twenty hours, you and I were completely equal. What, now it's your turn and you're cheating? Little conscienceless, is there a bully like you? ”

Zhen Lang's face was a little unbearable, and he was scolded so shamelessly that he saw Jiangdong's father.

He asked himself, last week, when Shui Mi'er was in charge, she was only dark-bellied in the "playing time", and the rest of the time the two were equal, and Shui Mi'er didn't toss him 24 hours a day...... Now it's his turn to be the master of the house, and he immediately asks to be an uncle twenty-four hours a day, which seems to be too shameless.

After settling down, he asked, "What do you mean, is there a time limit for our daily play?" ”

That's what Honey wants: "It's a must." ”

Zhen Lang: "How much time is set every day?" ”

Honey: "Within two hours." ”

Zhen Lang: "This is too little, right?" ”

"That's less? A movie is only 90 minutes, two hours is not enough for you to play? "Honey is right.

"Girl, if you say that, I'm going to criticize you." Zhen Lang began to lay out the facts and reason, teaching Shui Mi'er to be a man: "Your thinking is too narrow, why does our play plot have to be a movie, can't it be a TV series?" I could have made a 40-episode series, and I could have divided it into season 1, season 2, season 3......"

"Stop, stop!" Shui Mi'er showed a powerless expression to complain, and looked at him pitifully: "Uncle, you can't be shameless to this point, 40 episodes of the series, and the second and third seasons, isn't this bullying?" ”

Zhen Lang expressed dissatisfaction: "Anyway, I'm also a director, so I can't play freely?" In addition to the TV series, I also have some anime ideas, and you can't bear to kill all my beautiful ideas in the cradle, right? ”

"This ...... If it's a particularly good idea, my sister can cooperate with it. Shui Mi'er didn't know if she was moved by the unknown drama of the role, or if she felt sorry for the uncle at home, her tone loosened a little, and her attitude eased a little: "Tell me first, what ideas do you have." Just today, what are you going to play? ”

Zhen Lang said mysteriously: "Do you want to hear the truth?" ”

Shui Mi'er said angrily: "Don't sell it, speed!" ”

"Originally, I thought it was your birthday, and the plot was designed to be that you will be a princess, I will be a knight, and the Sprinkle family will fight for you in the midst of thousands ......of troops, so that you can have a princess addiction" Zhen Lang said, showing a sad expression: "I never expected to make a big oolong, since today is not your birthday, this plot is not practical." ”

"Don't, this plot is very good!" Shui Mi'er's big eyes lit up, and she took the initiative to come over and wrap around Zhen Lang's arm, and her voice was eighty percent softer: "Uncle, no, Lord Knight, please start this plot." ”

"That's not good, there won't be this shop in this village anymore." Zhen Lang was resolute.

"No, uncle, people just want to try what it's like to be a princess." Shui Mi'er is worthy of being a heartthrob girl, she performed a beauty trick on the spot, and the whole person was attached to Zhen Lang, and the warm and soft words made normal men unable to resist: "Uncle, you can cooperate." ”

Zhen Lang had a little beast blood boiling in a hurry: "Are you sure you want to star in this script?" ”

Shui Mi'er was overjoyed: "I'm sure." ”

Zhen Lang showed a wicked expression: "But the princess you play has a special identity." ”

Honey: "How special, it won't be Princess Fiona who married Shrek, right?" ”

"Not really." Zhen Lang showed a cheap expression: "It's Princess Ziwei in "Returning the Pig Gege". ”

"......" A drop of cold sweat broke out on Shui Mi'er's forehead, and she said weakly: "What about you?" ”

Zhen Lang coaxed: "Of course I am the strength to interpret Lord Erkang......"

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The atmosphere in the cozy nest has become particularly nostalgic.

How nostalgic is it? You listen, a nostalgic song came from the room: "When the mountain peaks have no edges, when the river no longer flows." When time stops, day and night are not distinguished, and all things in heaven and earth are reduced to nothingness. I still can't break up with you, I can't break up with you, your gentleness is the biggest waiting for me in this life......"

This smash hit song from more than 30 years ago came from the computer speaker, fully rendering the nostalgic atmosphere.

Shui Mi'er sat on the edge of the bed, her expression was very melancholy, her eyes were very sad, as if she had experienced a broken love, experienced a knife to snatch love, she looked at the man in front of her, and whispered: "She said, you look at the snow together, look at the stars and look at the moon, and talk about the philosophy of life from poetry and songs...... I haven't watched the snow, the stars, the moon with you, from poetry and poetry to philosophy of life. ”

Zhen Lang raised his head, revealing a famous Internet god expression, that is, Brother Jie's nostrils were facing the sky, and then he entered the play: "It's me who is bad, it's my fault." I shouldn't accompany her to look at the stars and the moon, from poetry and songs to the philosophy of life. In the future, I will only accompany you to watch the snow, the stars, and the moon, from poetry and poetry to the philosophy of life.

Shui Mi'er looked at Zhen Lang affectionately and said, "Oh, Erkang......"

Zhen Lang also looked at Shui Mi'er affectionately and said, "Oh, crape myrtle......"

The two looked at each other affectionately and completely entered the play.

Zhen Lang: "Ziwei, do you miss me?" ”

Honey: "I don't want to. ”

Zhen Lang: "Then you have nothing to say to me?" ”

Honey: "There's a sentence. ”

Zhen Lang: "What? ”

Shui Mi'er: "That sentence doesn't want to, it's fake." ”

Zhen Lang: "I hate you." ”

Honey: "Erkang, you can't hate me, you can't hate me because I love you so much!" ”

Zhen Lang: "I feel so sad to hear you say that. ”

Shui Mi'er: "Erkang, don't be sad, I will be even more sad because of your sadness." Erkang, a broken me, how to save a broken you? ”

Next, Zhen Lang's acting skills were hurricane: "Ziwei, I love you so much!" ”

Shui Mi Eryu covered her chest with her hands: "You hurt, I hurt too!" You hurt, I hurt even more! ”

Zhen Lang stepped forward, grabbed her little hand, and said with a expression: "Ziwei, you can beat me and scold me...... But please don't ignore me! If you ignore me, you're going to die! ”

Shui Mi'er frowned and remained silent.

Zhen Lang became even more affectionate: "Ziwei, I am your eyes, I am your crutch!" You know that your position in my heart is so lofty and noble! There is not a single person in the world who has such a place in my heart as you! I respect you, pity you, love you, admire you, miss you, and make myself almost torn apart and about to collapse, how can there be the slightest disrespect in this feeling? How could I bully you? Insulting you? I just can't help it! ”

After a pause, Zhen Lang's nostrils were even more upward, and his lines were more unrestrained: "You made me stunted, life is better than death, and now, you still hit a target, saying that I am bullying you!" You're so cruel, you're too ruthless! You're so heartless! ”

"Ziwei" seemed to be moved, and finally said the classic dialogue: "The mountains are edgeless, the heaven and the earth are together, and only then can we dare to be with you!" ”

Before she finished speaking, Zhen Lang was no longer good.

The creature collapsed on the bed, laughing so hard that his bowels were knotted.

Shui Mi'er puffed out her cheeks and wanted to scold, but after a second, she couldn't hold back anymore, and her smile was more exaggerated than Zhen Lang.

A man and a woman rolled on the bed laughing and rolling, as if they had experienced the funniest thing in their lives.

Time flies.

Youth, once stuck in this moment.

Love, it seems, has also stayed at this moment.

It's just that neither of the parties was aware of it.

・(To be continued.) )