"Niu, it's almost there, I've been laughing for more than half an hour, is it that funny?"

On the bed of the cozy nest, Zhen Lang gently caressed the honey who kept smirking in his arms and complained. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Honey, I've learned your acting skills today, ahem...... Ahem, no, I want to laugh again......" Shui Mi'er laughed as she spoke, and said breathlessly: "I never dreamed that you could raise your nostrils so high, oh my God, are you sent by a monkey to be funny?" ”

"I am acting, professional and sharp acting, do you know?" Zhen Lang immediately took the mobile phone, flipped out a divine expression of Zhou Jie Ban Erkang's nostrils facing the sky, and coaxed: "Look at this picture, his nostrils are forty-five degrees to the sky, domineering and cool, bright and sad." ”

"Don't say it, giggles...... "It's okay if Shui Mi'er doesn't look at it, but when she looks at the picture of the god's expression, she laughs again: "In the past, they said that you were the king of cold jokes, and you were the No. 1 comic in the sky, but my sister didn't believe it." Well, today, whether others believe it or not, I believe it anyway. ”

was said to be the No. 1 tease in the sky, Zhen Lang was not angry, he hugged the little goblin in his arms tighter, and suddenly kissed her on the forehead, and the next words were very informative: "I am very lucky, in my life, there was once a girl who accompanied me to tease." Thank you, wife. ”

Shui Mi'er was stunned for two seconds: "What are you doing, why did you suddenly become so bloody?" ”

Zhen Lang said very seriously: "How can it be said to be dog blood, to tell you the truth, I have fulfilled my childhood dream today, this is my heartfelt speech." ”

Shui Mi'er was stunned again: "Your childhood dream is to be a Faulkang?" ”

"No, you listen to me. In the past, every summer vacation, the TV station had a rebroadcast of "Returning the Pig Gege", when I was a child, my grandmother often watched this drama, and I followed it for a few episodes. Zhen Lang recalled his childhood, and his face was filled with a simple and beautiful little happiness: "Back then, I was defeated by Jack's nostrils, and at that time I was thinking, if one day I met the girl I liked, it would also make my nostrils bright and sad, and tell her Erkang's dialogue......"

Speaking of this, he sighed lightly: "The possibility of this wish coming true is almost zero, who is willing to play this with me in an ordinary girl, it's okay...... I met you. ”

Honey didn't speak, and pinched him without warning.

Zhen Lang was painful and secret: "Why are you pinching me?" ”

Shui Mi'er pouted and said confidently: "What you say, why do I sound like scolding me around the corner is also funny?" ”

"Absolutely not that!" Zhen Lang wanted to explain, but suddenly saw the tears flashing in the eyes of the beautiful woman, and he was even more confused: "Okay, why are you crying?" ”

"No, people's eyes are a little uncomfortable." Shui Mi'er closed her eyes and buried her little head in his arms, causing Zhen Lang not only to be unable to see her eyes, but also her face.

Zhen Lang was slightly stunned, and suddenly opened his mind.

After all, he is a level 15 pickle girl master, and the idol brother is no longer the rookie he was at the beginning, he found the answer, and immediately coaxed: "Look at you, you always hide your true feelings." If you're moved, you'll be moved, you have to pinch me, and you make excuses that your eyes are uncomfortable, I really want to give you a bad review! ”

Shui Mi'er sat up abruptly and stared at him: "Where did you see that I was hiding my feelings?" ”

Zhen Lang saw that the leader of the family had become so serious, and said weakly: "Then I said that you don't want to be angry?" ”

Shui Mi'er maintained a face-to-face posture with him: "You say, I'm not angry. ”

"I will say two things, first, it may be a preconceived notion, the animals on the rivers and lakes don't all say that you are about to leave, giving people a very ambiguous feeling, and you can't guess what you are thinking in your heart. In fact, when I first met you, I had some of this idea, and I always couldn't understand what you would say and do next. Zhen Lang felt it, and said one thing: "Second, after the two of us are together, I sometimes always have a feeling, I don't know if it's an illusion, I always feel that you are controlling your emotions." When you are sad, you don't want to be known, and you always bring your strong and beautiful side to others. When you're moved, you don't want to be known, as if it's embarrassing. ”

After a pause, he continued: "I used to wonder, what is there to be ashamed of? Later, I figured out that you have to maintain the image of a high-end heartthrob, and you have to maintain the mystery of the ever-changing goblin, in short, it has to be incomprehensible. In front of me, you sometimes pretend to be an old driver, for fear that others will be moved to know you, and you are also a little woman......"

"You're an old driver, you're pretending!" Shui Mi'er suddenly pressed Zhen Lang down, her whole body was lying on him, her nose was attached to the tip of his nose, and then she said domineeringly: "Sister is such a person, what can you do to me?" ”

Zhen Lang stretched out his hand to wrap his hand around the beauty's slender waist and smiled: "It's not good, this is your personal freedom." I just want to tell you, at least when we are alone, you can relax a little, cry when you want, laugh when you want, coquettish if you want, and get into my arms when you are moved, and don't have to live so tired. ”

Shui Mi'er's pretty face bloomed with a gorgeous smile like a hundred flowers, her small mouth touched his lips, and she said with a mischievous expression: "Dear, do you know that you have just been promoted to level 16?" ”

"Really, all of a sudden, up 1 level?" Zhen Lang was confused: "May I ask how I did it?" ”

Honey: "Because you've learned to make ultimate." ”

"Ultimate?" Zhen Lang was thoughtful and said excitedly: "Could it be that the level 15 bloodthirsty, I did it just now?" ”

"Bingo!" Honey continued to lie on top of him, writhing restlessly.

Zhen Lang was very curious: "But how did I release this big move, I don't even know it?" ”

Shui Mi'er said incomprehensibly: "You carefully recall what you just said to me, and find the bright spots." ”

Zhen Lang thought about it, and became more and more confused: "I just said a few words of truth, and there is no output loop, no bright spots." ”

"Wood! A sucker! Fool! Shui Mi'er complained three times, and finally announced the answer: "Isn't what you said sincere?" In my heart, the most powerful ultimate, or the most terrifying artifact, is actually just two words - sincerity! ”

Zhen Lang: "Is it so awesome? ”

Shui Mier: "Of course, the so-called output cycle is actually a routine. No matter how powerful the domineering president is, there will always be times when he tries to trick others. But sincerity is something that can hit the soul of the other person and can move anyone. ”

Zhen Lang: "Your statement is inconsistent, since you have such an artifact, wouldn't all the routines be thrown away?" That's not right, let's just say that there is a man in our department, who is very sincere to a woman, and often shush the cold and ask for warmth, and his confession has been rejected several times. Besides, the fourth master in our dormitory, I feel that he is also very sincere to Yu Shasha, for the sake of Yu Shasha, he gave up the opportunity to form a group for health care, but Yu Shasha is still lukewarm to him. ”

Shui Mi'er: "It's really a piece of wood, and it depends on the timing, right?" ”

Zhen Lang: "How do you say this?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "The male classmate in your department, as well as the stationmaster, is a typical random move, so it's empty!" ”

"Soda?" Zhen Lang was amused by this statement, there are too many tragic events in the game, he instantly understood the true meaning, and at the same time was amazed by Shui Mier's super expression ability, this girl can always explain complex emotional issues in simple and easy-to-understand game terms.

With the mood to ask for advice, he asked, "Then how do you determine the timing of the ultimate?" ”

"It's complicated, and you have to improvise." Shui Mi'er said, giving an example: "For example, if you enlarge the move just now, there are three prerequisites. First, I know you; Second, you and I have a very close relationship; Third, the atmosphere at that time was just right for you to amplify your moves, so my sister was hit by your big move...... To put it another way, if you say this to me on the first day we met, then I will only stay away from you. ”

"I see." Zhen Lang seems to understand whether he understands or not: "Enlargement moves, but also based on a certain emotional basis?" ”

Honey: "That's pretty much it. ”

Zhen Lang's thief hand moved from the back waist of the little goblin to the buttocks, and naturally showed a YD expression: "Then you have won the big move, have you ever thought about giving the uncle a little welfare?" ”

"Rascal, take your dirty hands away!" Shui Mi'er twisted her body, and did not resist too fiercely, the friction caused by this writhing made the blood of the idol brother boil even more, and she said: "It's not that it's good to go to fight 10 people with Yingying and them at night, don't think about those lustful things all day long, hurry up." ”

"The group starts at seven o'clock in the evening, and it's still early." Zhen Lang looked at his watch and hugged Shui Mi'er tighter, he showed a satisfied look, and said with a smile: "Who said that I think about lustful things all day long, I want to hug you now, it's good to do nothing." ”

"Really?" Shui Mi'er looked down at him with contempt: "Since your mind is so pure, why don't you have a younger brother?" ”

A black line appeared on Zhen Lang's forehead, and he sneered: "This is purely an accident, a purely normal physiological reaction." My heart is pure, I swear to Chairman Mao. ”

"Hypocrisy!" Shui Mi'er despised him even more: "You have such a pure heart, and you still put your hand in someone's skirt?" ”

After experiencing the "cake incident" in the morning, Shui Mi'er washed white again and then changed into a cute and cute home nightdress. At this moment, Zhen Lang said that he was pure, but his right hand inadvertently poked into the hem of the beauty's skirt, and gently rubbed the beauty's beautiful buttocks through a pair of cotton trousers......

"Hehe, this, this ......" Zhen Lang thought about it, and simply played the hooligan: "You said it, if you don't take off the little Nene, you can do anything." Uncle is cherishing every minute and second we are together, my cousin said well, youth, youth can't stand waste! ”

"Shameless." Shui Mi'er scolded softly, but she didn't resist, she was still lying on top of him, her expression didn't know whether she was too intoxicated, or she was dozing, squinting her eyes and saying in a daze: "Speaking of your cousin, he is the last day of the college entrance examination today, this point should be over, don't you make a phone call to care about him?" ”

"Hmm." Zhen Lang said: "When I have dinner later, I'll call and ask." ”

As soon as he said this, his phone rang.

As soon as Zhen Lang picked it up, he heard his uncle's anxious voice: "Lang, something happened to your brother!" ”

・(To be continued.) )