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Downstairs in the dormitory, there are two girls who are like flowers and jade, and the cliff is at the level of flowers.

These two girls are from Guangzhou Cinema and are very famous in Normal University.

However, the reputation of the two girls is not very good.

One of them is wearing a short black skirt with hips, no matter her appearance, temperament, and dress is very coquettish, she is indeed very coquettish in nature, she is Qian Mengru, who is known as the No. 1 in Normal University.

Another girl wearing a pink Qi B short skirt, born with a pair of peach blossom eyes, looks very rippling, and is discharging everywhere she goes, is Qian Mengru's No. 1 best friend, her name is Lu Renjia.

Lu Renjia's peach blossom eyes are very interesting, and her naturally soft voice is more distinctive. As soon as most men see Lu Renjia's eyes and hear her voice, they will have an illusion, as if Lu Renjia is affectionate and they say: "Come on, masturbate someone's ......"

In the Guang Cinema of Normal University, Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia are very famous, and they can be called the double beauty of the Canton Cinema.

However, many classmates call them [Canton Cinema Shuangsao] in private.

Lack of fierce entry, masturbation.

There is a master who only used six words to interpret the true meaning of Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia's names.

These two girls have several things in common: first, they change their male tickets more often than they change their clothes; second, the degree of sexual openness is directly comparable to that of European and American women; Third, they can sleep with the man they like or with the man they don't......

It is true that many boys in Normal University have scolding Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia for being little, but in fact, many animals have some thoughts about these two girls in their hearts. At Normal University, Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia ranked eighth on the list, and they were both the objects of one-night stands fantasized about by countless livestock. And on the masturbation ranking of the slings, Qian Mengru is tied for fifth, and the temptation is still very strong.

Two girls and eighth on the list, this is already a coincidence, and at the same time tied for the list, will this be too coincidental?

The answer is very interesting, the reason why Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia are ranked the same is because Lu Renjia once publicly said such a sentence: "If I really meet the kind of man who is the ten women in the night in the online novel, I don't mind serving a husband with Mengru......"

This sentence caused a sensation back then, and many animals shamefully hardened just thinking about the connotation of this passage.

Under such historical conditions, people did not regard Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia as two independent individuals, but as a girl group. is the so-called [Sao Ruo Mengru, Lang Ru Renjia], Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia together are simply the female version of the Haier brothers, it is difficult to say that they are separated.

Usually Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia are inseparable, and it is a little bit of a focus on Meng Meng. It's not surprising to see them walking together at school. However, when Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia stood downstairs in the boys' dormitory at the same time, it was very strange.

As we all know, Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia are famous for their tsundere routines, usually even if they want to make an appointment with a boy, at least they have to let the boy wait for them downstairs in the dormitory for a long time, like today, they take the initiative to wait for a boy, it is really unprecedented, and it has never happened to them!

So, the two girls downstairs on No. 9 caused a sensation.

"These two **** happened to be passing downstairs, or what?"

"Passing by your sister, I've been standing for a few minutes, and I must be waiting for some livestock in Building No. 9."

"Who is so awesome, is it that Zhen Lang from 301?"

"No, I heard that Zhen Lang is with Shui Mi'er, why did he have a relationship with the Canton Cinema Shuangsao again?"

"Damn, our Hidden Dragon and Crouching Tiger in Building 9, do you think Zhen Lang is a cow?"

"Don't beep, look, the truth is out!"

"Who is this person?"

"This thing is a bit tall and mighty, but it doesn't look like a local tyrant, and it doesn't look like a handsome guy, how can he ...... Lying in a groove, won't it, Qian Mengru actually took the initiative to rush over and throw herself into her arms, is this science, is this Nima science? ”

"Of course it's science, it's just walking into science."

"You tell me, why science?"

"I know that animal, it's 302, and the people in the rivers and lakes call it [Human Cannon]."

"Oh, I see, it's really too scientific."

"Well, Qian Mengru is such a girl, and when she encounters a human cannon, it is simply a scientific encounter."

"It's a dog, being held by Qian Mengru, the human cannon seems to be very unhappy, can he take a snack?"

As everyone said, the cannon who walked downstairs was full of arrogance and was not distracted at all.

The two fat, dynamic, stationmaster, and field chickens who stood on the balcony on the third floor and watched were all stupid.

As for the cannon's inflated self-confidence, the cattle found the reason.

"Ugly people need routines, and handsome people only need routines. If the handsome person still has money, he doesn't even want it. If this handsome and rich man still has an 18cm big killer, then ......"

The previous cannon paragraph has a sense of substitution.

It turned out that the cannon was not talking about the main character, but about himself!

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Then, something even more shocking happened.

Many of the boys watching the excitement in Building 9 were stunned and almost fell off the balcony.

"Rub, two together...... No way? ”

", human cannon, have you opened the black technology?"

"Ahh

"What kind of plot is this, Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia, holding him at the same time?"

"Could he be the man who is said to have a super killer weapon, and as soon as he steps into the rivers and lakes, he will set off a bloody storm and will conquer the Shuangsao of the Canton Cinema?"

"That's right, there was a senior back then who wrote a joke: In the legend, there is a legendary man with a legendary specialty and a legendary Ding Ding...... When such a man appears, prodigal hooves like Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia will inevitably kneel at his feet and sing "Conquest" ......"

Under the dumbfounded gaze of a group of people, I saw Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia holding the cannon left and right, and walked away.

"Emma, I'll go, what's the plot?" The stationmaster looked at the backs of a man and two women in the distance, and was scared to pee on the spot.

"What's the situation, I'm not dazzled, when did the cannon become so awesome?" The whole person was messy, with a look of envy, jealousy and hatred: "Hook up with Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia at the same time, Nima, Nima, this is the dream of countless animals in Shida!" The cannon is on fire, how did he do it? ”

"I never expected this plot!" The second fat was also stunned, compared with the cannon, he found that the story of hooking up with the young woman suddenly lost its grade, and couldn't help but be curious: "Tian Ji, you stay in the same bedroom with the cannon all day long, do you know the inside story?" ”

Tian Ji's gaze was still on Lu Renjia's swaying ******, and he snorted: "This ...... I only know that after our boss and Qian Mengru came back from the Internet café package that day, they added Lu Renjia's WeChat, and I don't know what they talked about later. ”

"Rub, I have to send a WeChat message to ask." Dynamic was so excited that he hurriedly sent WeChat to the cannon, but then he didn't get a reply. This made the movement even more stimulated, so he yelled on the balcony: "Cannon, why are you hanging like this?" ”

His opening set off a chain reaction.

"Cannon, why are you hanging like that?"

"Cannon, why are you hanging like that?"

"Cannon, why are you hanging like that?"

The cattle of Building 9 shouted in unison, which was deafening.

Many of the animals also took out their mobile phones and slapped them at the backs of a man and two women.

There were also some male classmates who whistled desperately.

"It's not scientific, it's not scientific at all!" The more the stationmaster thought about it, the more puzzled he became.

"I think it's quite scientific." Dynamic once again incarnates Detective Conan, and sighs: "There is only one truth...... The cannon is too special, Qian Mengru can't satisfy him, so he asked Lu Renjia to help. ”

"Grass, this is too yy, isn't it?" Er Fat couldn't accept this answer: "After all, we are living in 2030, and it is not the ancient age of polygamy, how can there be such a plot of calves?" ”

Dynamic arrogant said: "Didn't you see Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia holding cannons, the facts are in front of you, it's useless if you don't believe it." ”

In the sigh of everyone, Tian Ji showed an expression of envy and regret: "Lang Ye is really awesome, he is simply a man who changes the world." He not only has benefits for himself, but also for so many people. It's a dog, Lao Tzu was really blinded by lard at the beginning, if I had gone to the new area with you at that time, I would have lived a happy life a long time ago. ”

"Tian Ji, what does the cannon have to do with our big boss?" The stationmaster was stunned and once again expressed his dissatisfaction.

"Everything has a cause and must have an effect, haven't you found that everything that has happened recently is necessarily related to Lang Ye?" Tian Ji looked like a god stick, and analyzed it very well: "Since Lang Ye met Su Jie, many things have been doomed. Think about it, if you hadn't followed Lang Ye to meet the eldest sister, how could the cannon know Qian Mengru, and how could there be a sequel to today's Shuangsao in the Canton Cinema? ”

Hearing this, the three animals of 301 were stunned for a moment and collectively fell silent.

There is a generally accepted saying on the forum that since the idol brother opened the server for three minutes, he created his own S magic skill, which changed the history of the entire Nirvana Rebirth server and created an unexpected pattern.

Originally, the animals of 301 thought that the changes brought by Zhen Lang were limited to the game, but now they feel that they are too narrow-minded.

The authorities are confused, and the bystanders are clear.

As a bystander, Tian Ji sees most clearly.

At this moment, hearing Tian Ji's analysis, the livestock realized how Zhen Lang pushed the wheel of history forward.

"That's right." The stationmaster relieved himself and said with great emotion: "If it weren't for the boss's power at the beginning, the eldest sister wouldn't have come to the door at all, and I wouldn't have known Yu Shasha." ”

"Makes sense." Dynamic added: "I really didn't think about these details before, listening to Tian Ji say this, these things are related." If it weren't for the benefits brought by the big boss before, it would be impossible for the cannon to know Qian Mengru, and I wouldn't be able to hook up with the eight best green teas, and the fat man wouldn't be able to hook up with a few young women. ”

"That's right, the benefits brought to us by the big boss, in addition to money, there are also sisters. Money is a man's guts, this is too fucking true, if I hadn't saved a little treasury, I wouldn't have dared to go out and pretend to be with my sister. The second fat felt that the topic of Scrooge was always related to money, and then he also conducted an in-depth analysis: "I think the most important thing that the boss brings us is a kind of self-confidence, or an aura." ”

"What do you mean by that?" Kinetic expressed doubt.

"To be honest, I used to be similar to the fourth master, invincible, I really wanted to sit with my sister, and I was so nervous that I didn't know what to say. Since the boss awakened his two-dimensional energy, how many superb girls have emerged around us all at once. I often meet with the eldest sister, Sister Xiaomi, Mo Xiang, and Ye Yingying, although we didn't make a story, but we gradually got used to it, and we were not so nervous when we saw beautiful women. ”

Er Fat said a lot, and he was still talking: "At least, when we meet beautiful women, we can speak confidently, not so nervous that we don't even dare to fart like before." Also, the big boss has turned us into a barbarian for five days, and being noticed in the game is actually equivalent to giving us an extra aura, a kind of self-confidence of a game master, which allows us to face those green teas awesomely. ”

After a pause, Er Fat said again: "In my conscience, if I didn't have these experiences, even if the young woman took the initiative to ask me out last night, I wouldn't know what to tell her when we met, let alone the story." ”

"I've got to top the upstairs post." The stationmaster has learned to draw inferences: "The words of the second master are true conscience, and I feel that the biggest change in me in the past few weeks is that my performance is becoming more and more natural when I meet beautiful women, and I dare to express my inner obscene thoughts." For example, the night before yesterday, Yu Shasha was in the study room, and I also went with her, and teased her a few words. Before that, I didn't dare at all. ”

The animals have conducted in-depth analysis and self-reflection.

At this moment, they realized that Brother Idol not only changed the pattern of the Nirvana Rebirth Server, but also changed the fate of several friends around them in disguise, bringing many benefits that the livestock could not have imagined before.

· (To be continued.) )