"Fat man, please sit down, come, the little one will pinch your shoulder. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

In the 301 dormitory, there are five people, in addition to the second fat, dynamic, and stationmaster, there are also cannons and field chickens. At this time, Tian Ji had already recovered from the pain of falling out of love, revealing a dog's legs, and kept massaging the second fat.

While pressing, he asked with a blank eye: "Fat man, tell everyone, how was the rush last night?" ”

Erfat sat on the chair in a comical posture, lit a cigarette handed over by the cannon, his face was full of vicissitudes, and his eyebrows also revealed a sense of accomplishment of "My brother and sister opened a room last night, and you came to beat me", that momentum can bluff a single dog.

"Dead fatty, don't be arrogant, hurry up!" The cannon had a strong temper, and when he saw the mysterious appearance of the second fat, he couldn't help but scold: "Didn't you just make an appointment with a young woman, and you became like this?" ”

"You can't say that, the fat man is not an ordinary young woman." Tian Ji admired the second fat man very much, and helped the fat man support the scene: "When he and the young woman watched the video that day, I watched it, and it was really good." Fatty, I adore you so much, three of the four best green teas you hooked up with are young women, too good! ”

As soon as these words came out, the rest of the animals were devastated.

Especially dynamic, the face becomes ugly.

At the beginning, Niu Shi Po Ronaldo developed six excellent green teas, and later the business soared to eight. Unfortunately, these eight green teas are all in other provinces, and it is more difficult to implement.

The second fat and dynamic are different, this dead fat man has always taken a pragmatic route, and even the bubble girl can be saved, so he said a famous saying: "Brother's principle is that you can get a girl by taking the bus for two yuan." ”

After the hard work of Erpang during this time, it is really effective.

The four major green teas he finally screened out were all from this province!

What's even more awesome is that two of the four major green teas are in the city!

The most awesome thing is that the two girls in this city are both legendary beautiful young women!

Originally, everyone thought that with the appearance and body shape of Erfat, they would just spend time with the girl on the Internet, and they really wanted to meet, but the cliff ended in failure. However, no one expected that the second fat man worked hard and worked hard, hooked up with a lonely young woman in her thirties for three weeks, developed to meet, and opened a room on the first date!

This morning, as soon as Er Fat returned to the dormitory, he got up, that expression, that posture, it was like the autumn of 1949, the great leader stood in Tiananmen Square and said a sentence that moved the world: Now, I declare......

And the declaration of the second fat is: Now, I declare that my brother is no longer a man who has only slept with Miss!

Of course the roommates didn't believe such an awesome declaration, and they thought that Erfat probably stayed up all night in the Internet café last night, and then came back to pretend to be forced. No one expected that Erfat had pictures and truths, this slut not only opened a house, but also paid tribute to Brother Guanxi and took pictures shamelessly!

Those photos that can't be described, although there is no dew point, clearly take a group photo of the second fat and the girl shrunk in the quilt and only show their heads. After verification by Tian Ji, the girl in the photo is the young woman who had been in the video with Er Fat a few days ago. Through one of the photos, you can clearly see that next to the messy pillow, there is a pair of black lace pants......

The truth is about to come out, and the second fat is awesome.

Even the dynamic and stationmaster felt that Er Fat was different from before, and had to look up to him with new eyes.

"Second brother, stop chattering, tell me, how did you do it?" Dynamic can't wait.

The second fat is even more vicissitudes: "I want to come and go, and I can only answer you with the four words of the big boss: because of dreams." ”

"What dreams?" The stationmaster interjected.

Erfat is not only vicissitudes, but also a loss of melancholy, and even his tone is literary and artistic: "When I was in junior high school, I would pass by a bubble tea shop every day, and the proprietress of that shop was my dream at that time. Every night I think of her ****** big miss and can't fall asleep, I can't sleep over and over, when I was in my second year of junior high school, I dreamed of her one night, so my pure dream was left on the prairie......"

"Pure dreams? Isn't it just a dream, don't say it's so literary. The cannon complained strongly.

"Damn, do you still want to hear stories?" The second fat is even more arrogant, with a posture of "Lao Tzu won't say anything".

"Don't mind, fat brother, you go on." Tian Ji has no discipline and is interested in the story of the second fat very.

"Anyway, I have a firm dream when I was in junior high school, and one day my brother will soak in a few young women and have in-depth exchanges with them." When Er Fat said this, he sighed with a sigh: "It's not easy, until last night, my brother's dream finally came true." ”

"I can't believe it, as soon as she saw you, she didn't run away?" The cannon spat again.

"Rub, Cannon, what you say is not authentic, and it is too good-looking, right?" Before the second fat could speak, he interjected dynamically: "Radish and cabbage have their own loves, and some girls just like fat people." I used to know a woman, and she thought that fat and round men were interesting. Don't look at our second master who looks like a pig, in the eyes of some girls, he is a handsome guy and fat. ”

"That's right." The stationmaster decisively stood on the side of the 301 cattle this time, and added: "Besides, the second master is not a nameless, the people in the rivers and lakes call the first pastor of Telecom 2, the idol among the dads, those nurses or something, I like him the most!" ”

"Yes, many girls play the profession of wet nurse, and big like fat people are their idols." As an animal who has played both milk and milk sacrifices, Tian Ji still knows the inside story of the game industry. complimented Er Fat, Tian Ji showed his fox tail: "Idol fat, please tell us about the process of your 'chasing dreams'." ”

"Okay, seeing that you are so sincere, then I will say a few words." Erfat flew proudly, and he described the process definitely more than two sentences: "Last night at half past six we had coffee together and chatted about things in the game, she is also a priest, and said that she couldn't master the cycle of treatment. I saw that she brought a notebook, and taught her hand-in-hand on the spot, I stuck to her body, stretched my hand behind her back, held the wireless mouse, and taught her to master a few routines and loops......"

From the coffee shop to the opening of the room, the second fat talked for half an hour!

You read that right, it's half an hour.

This dead fat man, even the young woman's undressing action was described for two minutes!

Rookies like to describe the process of talking to the girl in detail, and even the foreplay is delicious, so as to refresh their sense of existence. Obviously, Er Fat is a rookie at this stage. In fact, the vast majority of students are still at this stage.

And rookies like the stationmaster and Tian Ji, who are rookies, like to listen to such stories very much, and yearn for them in their hearts.

There are only cannons and dynamics in the bedroom, which are relatively calm, and the cannons have entered the level of old drivers, and they don't bother to describe the process. And Dynamic claims to have the achievement of "Seven Girls Chop", and the grade is a little higher than that of Erfat.

After listening to Er Fat's inspirational story about his dreams, the stationmaster made a summary: "Second child, the process of picking up girls is full of routines." I summed it up, since you met, you have used at least a dozen routines, when did you become so high-end? ”

"That's right, many routines are still linked one by one, such as teaching her to output loops with a notebook in a coffee shop, which is a routine that takes the opportunity to touch the girl's body. I think about it carefully, and I think this [starting style] is very good, it resolves the tension, shortens the distance between each other, and you can also see whether the girl is disgusted with physical contact with you. Tian Ji's theoretical analysis is also a set, and he looked at Er Fat with admiration: "Fat master, how did you practice these routines, can you teach me?" ”

"Wahahahaha, now you know that Lao Tzu is powerful, right?" The second fat vanity was satisfied to a great extent, and the whole person was about to fly, he patted Tian Ji's shoulder, and coaxed: "No problem, brother will teach you a few tricks in the future." Hehe, in fact, now I can teach you a central idea, just one sentence - pickling girls lies in routines! ”

Tian Ji looked adoring, and there was a sense of epiphany.

At this moment, the cannon suddenly let out a cold snort, and there was still a little sneer on his face.

The second fat was immediately unhappy: "Cannon, what do you mean?" ”

"Dead fatty, you can't pretend not to hear your misconception of people's children." The cannon's expression is more serious, and his tone is more serious: "Ugly people need routines to flirt with girls, and handsome people only need routines." ”

Hearing this, Erfat's face was a little ugly.

The cannon has always said something, and added: "If the handsome person still has money, he doesn't even need a set." ”

"That's right." This time, it was the dynamism that showed his expression, and he seemed to be deeply touched.

Hearing this, Erfat's face became even more ugly.

The cannon entered the state, and he ignored the expression of the second fat who was about to cry, and said another mysterious dialogue: "If a handsome and rich man has an 18-centimeter thing, then ......"

"That's the hero!" The webmaster was inspired and gave an incisive answer.

"Huh." The cannon let out a confused laugh, looked at his phone, and said, "I'll go out first." ”

Before he could finish speaking, he walked out of the dormitory directly.

"What's going on with the cannon today?" Kinesis senses that something is wrong.

"I don't understand, second master, you have a conflict with the cannon?" The stationmaster wondered.

"Nope." Erfat looked confused: "I'm still wondering, why did he step on me to death?" ”

"I'm more puzzled than all of you, since our boss went to an Internet café with Qian Mengru once, all kinds of domineering appearances have been exposed since he came back, which is not the same as before." As Cannon's roommate, Tian Ji is also very confused.

Dynamic: "Why is he domineering and exposed?" ”

Tian Ji: "This, I can't say it clearly, anyway, I feel that he is inflated with a lot of self, and he has a kind of self-confidence!" Just like he complained about the second fat just now, have you noticed, he is completely from the perspective of a rich and handsome, condescending to despise a sling......"

"Lost confidence?" Er Fat became interested: "What is the source of his self-confidence, could it be that Qian Mengru brainwashed him?" ”

Before the words fell, everyone heard a commotion in the corridor, and whistles came from the balconies of many dormitories.

The four of them hurriedly walked to the balcony to take a look, and were immediately shocked by the scene in front of them.

At that moment, they finally understood why the cannon produced a kind of mysterious self-confidence.

· (To be continued.) )