Chapter 12: The Worm Family (2)
Until they formed a table and waited for the meal to start, and no tenants came down from the upper floor, it seems that the new generation of "worm family" is eight people.
Two circles.
Lacis made a rough preliminary argument. Don't look at him sometimes stupid, always whimsical, but he still has a clear priority in some relatively important things, and now he is silently observing the guys who came first, sketching a vague outline in his mind, presumably Luo, who has always been extremely cautious, is also doing the same thing opposite.
The newcomer's Lasis and Luo are not qualified to pick and choose, the Cowherd and Weaver Girl sat at both ends of the table, looking at each other from a distance across the table full of sumptuous dishes, because they were more special in size, they couldn't help but let Lasis look at a few more of the three people, and the other half sat on both sides of the long table, and there was almost no communication between them, sitting on the right hand side of Lacis, the three guys who looked relatively mediocre may be fellow countrymen, from one place, all speaking with a thick nasal South China Sea accent, Most of the topics also revolve around the revolutionary army that turned the South China Sea upside down, such as the leader of the revolutionary army god dragon "Dragon", who is his real identity, one of them seems to be a staunch supporter of conspiracy theories, and is very persistent in the statement that it has become popular now, "The 'dragon' is Roger, and Roger Town was just a fake death", and kept whispering eloquently with the two people around him, Lacis didn't care too much, he was still more interested in the three with different physiques on the left hand, However, about the fresh arguments of the conspirators, Lacis, who heard about it for the first time, still has an expectant attitude, after all, if Roger does not die, the world will definitely become quite "interesting", of course, if this kind of thing really happens, he is just sitting on a small bench, holding popcorn and quietly watching the show, even if the "dragon" is a dog with wings on an empty island, it has nothing to do with him, the sky has fallen and there are elders on top, but there is a series of strong people with "justice" behind his head, What's more, there are two epic gods, Sengoku and Karp!
Compared with the whispering of the small atmosphere on the right, the three people on the left were much more silent, sitting in the position, Lasis who had settled down and observed, next to him, sitting first was the shortest fat man of all, on him, Lasis found a very interesting thing, this Humpty Dumpty no matter when, even if he just looked in a daze, his face must have a provocative, Maitreya Buddha-like happy expression, and with a lilac Beethoven hairstyle, Always puts himself in a relatively funny position, but Lacis, who originally just positioned him as a dispensable funny character in the novel, began to slowly shatter his first impression in his heart, and the guy who can keep smiling no matter when and where, in front of any scene, in his opinion, will not be a superficial person who can only be low-level and funny.
The big guy who was sandwiched between Humpty Dumpty and the tall and thin man looked a little weird, the iconic full face and beard were just pediatrics, this guy didn't have any eyebrows on his left cheek, a long gap along the left cheek from top to bottom, extending from the corner of the eye all the way to the corner of the mouth, with the tiger's back and bear's waist, he was looking like a belligerent, before sitting down, Luo who knew that Lassis only paid attention to big things quietly nodded in his ear, and sure enough, it was a guy with a big background, "Bear Slayer" Oznak? Liu Bang, who was originally one of the most famous bounty hunters in the West Sea, did not expect to appear here, and his most successful case was to have a relationship with the most notorious woman in the West Sea, the "Son of the Devil" Nicole? Robin has confronted him head-on, whether he hit this by mistake I don't know, but I can catch up with the female devil who has parked the cp mechanism on the bar countless times, even if it is just a few seconds of a photo, it is enough to be admitted as an older youth, and later I learned that this guy is 3 years older than Lacis, and he is 20 years old this year.
The last of the most reticent guys, this Lasis didn't look away like Humpty Dumpty, definitely in the same tone as Luo, and? And then there was no more, Humpty Dumpty and the big man at least had some communication, this guy simply sat there and stared at the old monk on the table, but it was in contrast to the Luo Xiang on the top, the only thing that was a little interesting was the silver-white broken hair, which directly made Lasis dispel the idea of dyeing his hair silver, and he was ready to change his hairstyle to show off his hairstyle, and now he began to think about whether to shave his head first, and then dye it red, so that he would be more like a crow with a big killing weapon.
"So now that everyone is here, I'll make a formal introduction." Standing on the side, it was like looking at her sons, and she started to introduce from Lacis, who was sitting alone: "This is Hedram in room 3?" Lacis. β
The named Lasis looked as stupid as it had been rumored, and he pinched the bridge of his nose, as if the gap in the bridge of his nose would give him manly courage, and Lasis introduced himself: "I really don't want to look like this." β
Everyone: "......"
Only Luo sighed alone.
Following Lacis's left-hand side, passing from Humpty Dumpty, Mother Worm continued, "Spanda in room 2? Eon. β
The fat man stood up coldly, raised his hand and gave a standard military salute, in Lacis's short impression, the fat man seemed to put away his smile for the first time, and brushed the fat on his abdomen, and the fat man said seriously: "Report to the sir!" Subordinate nickname Reiter! Don't look at the subordinate as just a poor guy, in fact, the subordinate used to be a handsome guy! β
"Handsome your sister, Lao Tzu is handsome with your face!" The slanderous Lasis rolled his eyes, but the surname Spanda had some impressions, as if he had heard it somewhere.
"Oznak in room 5? Liu Bang, I'm sure you've heard of it. β
Mama would never have thought that Lacis, who should have a strong source of information, was an exception. Liu Bang's posture of "Bear Killer" sitting on the chair, tsk, it is appropriate to use the word "majestic like a mountain" to describe it, but as soon as he opened his mouth, in addition to the old people who had already lived in it, Lasis was directly startled, only to see the man with an orchid finger, and said angrily: "Sister likes to take care of newcomers the most." β
Lasis was so stunned, staring directly at Kong Wuzi, he didn't believe it, he didn't want to accept the reality, what kind of voice could Mao make in this kind of body? This is clearly contrary to common sense, against logic, against Darwin's biology! This kind of body should be even more domineering than Ace! Look up and sweep to Luo on the other side, good guy! Still looking paralyzed, Lacis admired him from the bottom of his heart.
"All evil is born from the heart, and the realm is destroyed from the heart." Realizing that he might have been abstinent for too long, Lassis allowed to hold back his hallucinations comforted himself: "Be still! Be still! Amitabha! God forbid! β
Lacis, who is also a cross and worships the Buddha, is already a little out of place, but the man obviously has no intention of closing his mouth, he continued to sneer: "Oops~ Don't stare at others~ People will be embarrassed~, by the way, people's favorite food is pumpkin and small rice, and some people have short urine, and room 5 is the closest to the toilet, so they will give up room 3 and 4." β
"Don't mind." For the first time, the tall and thin man opened Chrysostom: "Mr. Leitt was so frightened that he fainted directly, and my generation mistook it for a monster and waved his sword at each other, it seems that my generation's state of mind is far less calm than your Excellency, my generation is afraid, and my generation needs to hone myself more until I can point a sword at you." β
"Calm your sister!" Lassis scolded in his heart: "Lao Tzu just can't accept it all at once!" β
"Durant! How many times have I told you! Don't be so serious, life is very good! Know how to enjoy! The fat man poked his head forward slightly, and complained to the tall and thin man on the other side through the "shemale mountain" in the middle.
Regardless of whether he killed bears or dogs, this guy named Liubang has been unilaterally equated with the Shemale Kingdom by Lassis.
"This is Herman from Room 1? Durant, these are all about to become 'crows'. The worm mother looked at Luo, hesitated a little and decided to make it clear, she didn't need to point out the relationship between Lasis and Navy Soul Karp that has always been gossipy, but Luo is an exception, it is easy to cause family conflicts, in other words, it is simply a *, if it weren't for the fact that she is friends with Lassis, and she herself is very appreciative of the unadulterated friendship between men, then she really won't take over anything, and the bug mother who paid attention said calmly: "Room 4 Trafalgar? Luo, that is, this year's champion, if nothing else, it can be said that the seagull is the trump card of this year's year, assuming that there will be friction between the crow and the seagull, you little rabbit cubs don't burn the war to the old lady's turf! β
Like Durant, Luo, who just nodded, didn't say anything, but responded to Leiter, who looked the most ineffective, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, boss!" I filled in the wrong tragic goods of the volunteer at the beginning, and I was just a scum of less than 5 in terms of combat effectiveness, how could I find fault everywhere if I had nothing to do? As for the next few people, I think it will take a lot of energy just to support the infighting between the crows, so don't you hurry up and take care of the next day's challenges when you get home! β
Wrong choice? Sure enough, it's a big tragedy. Lacis, who was completely attracted by the previous paragraph, showed a sympathetic gaze, but the fat man, who should have accepted pity, did not show any pessimistic consciousness at all, and was still happy, and his attitude was playful.
Worm Mom introduced the last three who looked quite similar, "The last three are living together in the largest room No. 6, and they also have a little blood relationship with each other, they are three brothers, the eldest Diga, the second Dinah, and the third Gaia, who are from Mao Academy." β
Mao Academy, whose full name is Mao Spiritual Academy, is a first-class academy that has bitten the royal seagulls from behind in various competitions, and it is understandable why those three are not quite the same way as the three crows on the left, just because the crows who never participate in activities on the island and are scum are always placed at the same height as the seagulls is a little unpleasant, after all, it is clear that they have forced the royal geniuses into trouble again and again every time.
In the end, the worm mother concluded the clichΓ©: "In the three years that you have left your parents, relatives and hometown, you will all live under the same roof, you can treat me as your mother, and you can say anything about it, and I hope everyone will treat each other as brothers, from today we will be a family, this is the 'worm family', you know?" β
The worm mother's words were obviously not listened to by Lacis, and she looked like her left ear was in her right ear, but she almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood because she heard the names of the three Nanhai brothers.
All kinds of strange guys gathered together, Lasis looked at the bright starry sky outside the window, remembered Ace in the South China Sea, and silently said: "Brother, are you okay?" I guess I fell into the pit and couldn't climb out. β