Chapter 13: The First Night
Just as Lasis went back and forth on both sides of the long table, observing the meaningful gaze, the fat man Rett kept his gaze on the faces of Lassis and Luo, compared to Lassis's obscure actions, the fat man was much more frank and straightforward, and it seemed that he only had to paste his fat face that was known as "once very handsome" directly on it. Soon the fat man gave up Luo who was paralyzed, this guy and Durant in room 1 are the same attributes, they are all boring people who can't let out a fart, the fat man is convinced that as long as these two guys are willing, even if they are just eating, they can also achieve the high-level realm of facial muscles standing still in the process of chewing, and they are still the "grandson of heroes" interesting, and it didn't take long for him to change several sitting positions, and he is full of ADHD.
"I said, I also know that the insect mother's food is very appetizing, but you don't have to be moved to tears in the corners of your eyes, right?" The fat man, who had been observing for a long time, finally couldn't help but speak to Lacis.
Lassis wiped the corners of his eyes and complained, "Can you understand the mood of a man who has never been a vegetarian since he was a child, and after facing a week of green spinach, he finally can't see that damn thing at the dinner table?" ”
These words aroused the resonance of the three brothers on the right-hand side, Lao Mo, and Gaia, who didn't seem to suffer less, said indignantly: "Damn Popeye! ”
I don't know which fool in the Ministry of Science and Technology said "Spinach can effectively increase strength", plus the owner of a small theater seized this sentence and wrote a script called "Popeye" as the center, which was an instant hit, in which the protagonist suddenly became a typical image of a naval soldier, and since then, the group of bastards in the logistics department have cut the meat supply of the subsidiary down a notch, from the week when Owari took the boat to the academic island, the meals were all officially supplied by Lacis, On the table, it is either spinach or spinach, and the beautiful name is "If you want an enviable strong body, the foundation must start from the student days", during that time, Lacis, who had been tortured for a long time, even when he was lying in bed and sleeping, would dream and sing "Lala, I am a spinach", he even felt that with his strong "superhuman" body, he would get stomach problems if he continued like this, but Luo, who had the title of private physician, did not express any opinion on this point of view.
The above is just an interesting episode between a meal, and their topics are generally dispensable topics in the corners, without the slightest nutrition, the big circles and small circles on the left and right sides are clearly distinguished, and there is not much in-depth communication between each other, and occasionally there are also like Gaia's sentence echoed by Lacis, just a simple casual sentence, the three brothers of the South China Sea, sure enough, they can still talk to Luo, Lasis needless to say, the world is as black as a crow, probably because he has not officially entered the school, "Worm Family" The generation has not had time to be influenced by the unique culture of their respective colleges to develop any special thoughts, and there is no fierce conflict that has erupted because of this, and the meal is not salty or light, but the new generation of "Worm Family" does not seem to be moving in the direction that Worm Mother wants, and I don't know how long the friendship between Lasis and Luo, Crow and Seagull can last under the general trend.
"Did you find out? What do we have in common? After the meal, Lacis, who routinely sat on the toilet and looked at the newspaper, asked seemingly casually.
Rushing at the shampoo on his head, Luo, who was standing under the spray head, closed his eyes and replied: "I can see it, except for the fat Leiter, including you and me, it seems that they have all entered the 'superhuman level'." ”
"It's rare for us to be able to fully step into the 'superhuman level' at our age." Lasis flipped down a page, which was the East China Sea page he cared about the most, and Lasis continued: "At our age, most of the people who can excel are like Dusty or the long nose of the East China Sea who loves to lie and play tricks, which is between ordinary people and superhuman level, and it can be counted as 'quasi-superhuman level', heh, it seems that the guys under the same roof as us are worth gossiping about the past." ”
"Superhuman, it looks like it's going to be very lively in the future."
"How's that going?" Lasis pouted: "Even if we have a 'superhuman' level, we can't play it." ”
The reason why they can see that they are all "superhuman-level", except for the fat man, the rest are wearing a bracelet on the wrist to suppress the "superhuman level", this bracelet can greatly weaken the physical fitness of the superhuman level, and it is forced to suppress it to the mortal stage, but even so, the "superhuman level" is still a skinny camel, at least one to ten is still very safe, and the bracelet also comes with the function of monitoring the ability, and the effect of directly restricting the ability is different from the shackles of the sea building, when using the ability to launch, Collect and record the unique energy emitted by the Devil Fruit, and then report it back to the Ministry of Science and Technology in the South Island, and the same is true for taking it privately, in addition to the general code of laws exercised in the direct jurisdiction of the government, most islands also have their own unique iron rules, "the ability not to use the Devil Fruit on the island without permission" is the iron rule of the academic island, once it is recorded, it will be summoned to the South Island for a hearing the next day, as long as it is found by the jury to have the nature of the violation, it will be directly expelled from the island, This regulation should be for anyone who lands on the island, it sounds like a bit of a fuss, if you think about it carefully, you can understand the deep meaning, the ultimate purpose of restricting the "superhuman" and "ability" is to narrow the gap between strength, so that the overall atmosphere is not too polarized, after all, it is impossible for the army to separate mortals and superhumans into separate formations, it is definitely a suicide that causes self-collapse, only the sparsely numbered special forces are an exception, in the academic island, Since its establishment, it has always been a mess of mortals and supermen to learn and progress together, as for why the "worm family" was able to gather 6 "superhuman level" in one go, it should be just a coincidence, after all, you can't care where others live.
Lasis bracelet is engraved with 6 stars, which should mean the 6th level, Luo only has 4, not that he has a big strength gap with Lacis, "superhuman level", just refers to physical fitness, in this regard, Lasis with animal support, there is no doubt that he is at the livestock level, just looking at the battle, Luo's unique elegance and calmness, no matter how you think about it, you will not associate him with Lasis who likes to fight each other bare-chested.
This bracelet is also engraved with two letters "C" on the inner ring, is the maker, the second person in the Ministry of Science and Technology Caesar? The abbreviation of krona, so it is called "CC ring".
Lassis put down the newspaper in his hand, looked up and said, "By the way, Luo, don't underestimate that Humpty Dumpty. ”
Luo, who was already putting on his clothes, said: "I know, that fat man is treacherous and sleek at first glance. ”
"I'm trying to say something else." Lasis said solemnly: "That fat man's surname is 'Spanda', if I'm not mistaken, it seems that there is a celebrity in the CP agency who also has this surname, and it should be a brother in terms of age alone, right?" I wonder if you know that 'Devil's Child' Nicole? Robin's story, tsk, the female devil was able to fall to this point, and there was also the impetus of the older generation of their family! ”
"The woman who can survive the hunt of hungry wolves? It is rumored that she is eight feet tall and has a waist circumference of eight feet! It is very rare that Luo was also aroused to gossip, and it can only be said that the story of Robin's woman does have a certain legendary nature, Luo asked curiously: "What, does that woman have a grudge with the Spanda family?" ”
"That goes back decades...... Lasis tries his best to pretend to be a storyteller, but the toilet he sits on spoils the overall aesthetic a bit.
"Decades?" Luo was surprised: "Is it the grievances accumulated by the previous generation?" ”
"Ahem!" Lassis coughed dryly, "I'm just an artistic amplification, okay?" Well, let me think about it, how many years has it been? That's right! It's 1500 years, you can't be wrong, it's 17 years ago, the year I was born, and I remember a lot of great things that happened in that year! The big prince of the Magnetic Drum Kingdom who had a brain in the water also detonated a spore bomb that year, not to mention the sea pirate 'Golden Lion' of the same era as Roger, and it was also in that year that he broke the myth of the undefeated Advance City and successfully escaped from prison, saying that 17 years ago, on the other side of the mountain and the sea, there was a place called 'O'Hara'. ”
"Isn't it the Smurfs?"
"I won't say anything about it when I interrupt!"
"Alright, alright, you keep going."
Lacis rolled up the newspaper in his hand, made a cameo fan, sat on the toilet and danced with his hands: "Say ......"
"By the way, are you two okay?" The voice of the fat man Rett came from the door, "Liu Bang told you to go to the playground in the back, there are some things that need to be communicated." ”
Lasis was interrupted again, annoyed and angry, raised his hand and flew the newspaper in his hand directly to the door, turned his head and gritted his teeth and asked, "Can I kill them all?" ”
"If you want to report on Justice Island, you can." Luo said calmly: "I knew that the first night would not be so peaceful, but unfortunately I just took a bath." ”
"Think of it as an exercise after a meal."
Luo sniffed the air and said seriously: "The smell of your excrement is not very good, it is because of insufficient vegetable intake, you should maintain a balanced nutrition, and you will have to change your eating habits in the next few days." ”
"Do you dare not bring up this kind of topic so calmly." Lasis rolled his eyes and asked, "Are you a pervert?" ”
"Is there something wrong?" Luo asked rhetorically: "I am a doctor, I began to dissect all kinds of organisms when I was very young, cutting all kinds of internal organs, and it is not uncommon to have a large intestine with feces, by the way, spinach is indeed a good choice." ”
"Spit out the word 'spinach' again, and I'll throw you into the sea to feed the fish first!"
"This is something to write down." "It's a phobia of a certain thing. ”
Lassis laughed at himself helplessly: "Why are all kinds of superlatives around me?" ”
Apparently, he had forgotten that he himself was a great master.