Chapter 1 Graduation has no choice but to make a living
The weather turned slightly colder, and a cool breeze blew, and I couldn't help but shiver. I blew my nose vigorously, rubbed my red nose, looked up at the signboard of the Internet café in front of me, and resolutely walked in.
As soon as I entered the Internet café, I felt that it was completely two worlds from the outside, the heat was pressing, the smell of sweat, the smell of feet, and the smell of instant noodles and so on mixed together came to my nose, fortunately, I have eaten gutter oil, clenbuterol, black-hearted steamed buns, Sudan dyes, and my immunity has reached a terrifying state, so as not to lose myself on the spot.
This is a small Internet café, about 100 machines, 50 or 60 oily teenagers sitting in front of the computer, concentrating, with happy smiles on their faces.
My name is Xi Dashuai, and I have been graduating for four months. In the four years of college, the only thing I learned was lol. When I graduated, I was lost because I didn't know anything but lol. I still remember our teacher saying to me at graduation, "Don't be discouraged, little handsome. Even if you're a maggot, I'm sure you'll be able to roll out a big piece of dung! "I was very moved by what the teacher said and immediately gave him a punch. Oh yes! I don't dare to beat you up if I don't graduate, and you dare to be cheap after graduation!
Graduation equals unemployment, and this sentence is undoubtedly true for me. When I was in school, I could still ask my family for living expenses every month on the grounds of studying. So now that I've graduated, I don't have any reason to ask my family for money anymore, after all, I can't afford to carry the pot of the old clan anyway.
However, just because I don't take the blame doesn't mean I don't eat. I had very little money left after renting a house, and after I moved in all my possessions—a computer, a keyboard, and a mouse—I began to think about what I was going to do for my food in the future. Human potential is truly infinite, and after an afternoon of hard thinking, I ate three bowls for dinner.
During this time, my parents also called me and asked me about work. I replied easily: "I've found a job, don't worry, your son is such an excellent talent, where is it not rushing?" "After hanging up the phone, I gave myself a fist, I don't fight, and I shouldn't even affect my parents, I just starve to death, and I can't ask my parents for money.
Fortunately, when I only had ten dollars left on me, I finally thought of a way to make money, and that was to ......
"Kick the gym!" I rubbed my hands together and shouted at the people in the Internet café. The bustling Internet café suddenly fell silent, and everyone looked at me blankly, not knowing what was going on, which made me feel like I was being played by a monkey for a moment. I saw a tall webmaster walking quickly towards me, his eyes fierce. I hurriedly took out a banner from my pocket and tore it open: "Look! ”
In an instant, everyone was stunned by the few big words on my banner, and no one spoke for a long time. There are only eight big characters on the banner: "National Costume Second Blind Monk Solo Competition". I shouted again, "Start at 10 yuan, cap at 50." One blood wins or loses, come and sign up!! ”
Suddenly, the Internet café exploded, "The second blind monk in the national uniform? Really? "This man has a hole in his brain, right?" "Hurry up and call xx over, and say there's a good show to watch." …… I took out ten yuan from my pocket, swiped my ID at the bar, and sat down on the computer near the door. I turned it on, took out my beloved keyboard and mouse from my backpack, replaced it, and tried the feel.
"Looks pretty good, there should be two brushes." "Well...... Why don't you go up and try it? It's only ten dollars anyway. "Good! Then you go up and try it!! Feed! He's going to sign up!! ”
A skinny young man was pushed out by his companion, and he turned around and cursed, and said to me, "I'll be the first to try, blind man, right?" Anyway, I've practiced dozens of them. I looked up at him, "How much do you want a solo?" He scratched his head: "Just ten pieces." I nodded and stretched out my hand: "Okay, give the money first." Anyway, so many of you are watching here, and you are not afraid of me playing tricks. ”
He thought about it, so he took out ten dollars and gave it to me, and then opened a machine across from me. I felt a burst of joy in my heart, and the money for dinner had been dropped. Because I know I'm going to win this game.
"Up, which district are you?" I said to him. "Noxus." He said. I smiled, "It just so happens that I'm from Noxus too." With that, we all logged into our accounts.
"Wow!! It's really the second blind monk in the national uniform! There was a burst of exclamation and laughter behind me. What the!? The young man couldn't help but run over to take a look, and then burst into laughter, "Sure enough, it's the second blind monk in the national uniform, but it's just an id called: the second blind monk in the national uniform." I'll see, ouch, it's still a gold three, hey, I'm sorry, I'm a platinum three, I'm about to get a diamond, you're losing, haha. ”
I smiled slightly: "I didn't fight, who knows." "Hmph." The young man snorted through his nostrils: "The little golden scum dares to pretend to be like this, waiting for you to lose money." ”
I created a custom room and pulled him in. "Let's talk about a few points first, in the blind monk solo competition, both sides must use the hero of the blind monk, and the summoner's skills are unified with flash + ignition. Is there any opinion on winning or losing? "Less BB, let's start quickly!" The young man was very impatient, and in his eyes, I was already a golden scumbag.
Without further ado, the game begins! I directly bought the Dolan sword and went online and learned w. That's right, I learned w! And the young man was relatively rigid, and he went out directly. He learned Q at the first level, and kept Q me when we were waiting for the line, but I was dodged by my coquettish position. The onlookers behind him couldn't help but let out a sigh, which made him quite unhappy.
And the onlookers behind me were even more surprised when they saw that I had learned W, and they all said that I was funny. "All the troops are attacking!" With the system beep, the creeps appeared. I began to silently calculate the cooldown of his Q in my mind, and then, when the creep was about to reach the mid lane, I deliberately sold a flaw. "One library!" His q was impartial and hit me right in the chest. "Haha, it's finally you!" The young man was delighted: "Eat my Hong Kong foot!" "One library!" He pressed the second Q.
"You've lost." I smiled nobly, and instantly flashed into the tower! At this time, our minions were just a little behind our tower, but they were also within the distance of my w, "Golden bell jar!" "After I flashed into the tower, I immediately went to our small soldiers again, and went directly behind our tower!" One library! "I saw his blind man fly into the tower, and was abandoned by the tower, and instantly lost a quarter, t to me, I lost 80 blood, I azzled him, he lost 61 blood, and ignited!
At this time, the second wave of the tower's attack hit him, and he was instantly hit with less than two hundred blood. His reaction is quite fast, and he flashes backwards the moment T hits me, but it's a pity, I'm a tower that flashes in, and then W's creep goes deeper into the tower, and he can't flash out of the tower's attack range at all!
"Firstblood" When he was hit by the tower for the third time, he knocked the big red medicine to the limit, but it still didn't work. "I won, I'm sorry, the ten dollars are mine." I stood up and waved the ten dollars at him. He was obviously a little stunned and didn't say a word. "It's over so soon??" "This little soldier has just arrived on the line, why is it over?" The crowd of onlookers was full of discussions.
"Just this once! I'm not convinced! "The boy finally realized that he had lost, and he started to shoot the case." Oh? With so many people watching, do you want to pay the bills? It is said that a good blood will win or lose. "I looked at the crowd of onlookers." Yes, if you lose, you lose, how can you repay your debts? "It's a shame, I lost and I paid for it." Including the young man's companions, they all came over and patted him on the shoulder: "Isn't it just a loss, it's okay." The young man's face turned red, and he took out another ten yuan from his bag and slapped it on the table: "One more game!" ”
"As you wish." I picked up the money and chuckled. Not convinced? Just right! The more unconvinced you are, the more I can earn......
Game 2, begin! I'm still going out with Dolan Sword + Yihong, but this time I haven't learned skills for the time being. When he arrived online, he found that he was still a big red and went out, still learning Q skills. Young man, what a rigid! I sighed and silently learned e.
I stood outside the tower and kept taunting, "I use my hands to achieve your **...... No, it's a dream......" "I ...... with my hands", "I achieve my dream ......" "Both hands...... Dream ......" he decisively couldn't bear it, "Huh! "A Q hit me, but of course he won't kick it again this time. I'm still taunting: "Hands...... Dream ......" "Meaningless ......"
"All the troops are attacking!" With the system prompt, the creeps make a grand appearance. "This time, I'm going to win!" The boy whispered. His companion was also on the side to give him encouragement: "Fight hard! Don't wave, he's just gold, you can definitely beat it. "It's a pity, I won't have anything to eat if you win." I thought to myself, "So, this one, I'm the one who wins." ”
When the minions arrived on the line, we each made up a few slashes, and then all the advantages of my learning e came out. Because he learned Q skills, as long as I hide behind my minions, then there is nothing he can do. And with the e-skill I learned, I can consume him infinitely through enemy creeps! As long as he mends the knife, I will pass the small soldier e him, causing him to leak a few knives in a row, and the amount of blood has also been consumed by me, knocking a blood bottle, and only daring to be obscene or use Q to make up the knife.
I silently counted the experience points, and when I was still short of the experience of the last soldier, I crippled a small soldier who was close to him, and then the right mouse button kept tapping the floor, I was waiting for an opportunity.
Finally, the opportunity came. One of our ranged creeps was beaten with blood, and there were melee creeps in front of him, causing him to lose the blood creep. He wants to make up for this creep! He thought, even if I e, it's a big deal to knock a bottle of red. Many people have this problem, and they are crippled in order to make up for a soldier.
One-step! Two! Step by step like minions, like the steps of the devil, rubbing and rubbing...... He approached the creep step by step, but in my eyes, he was already dead.
"Thunder breaks!!" I took a step towards him and patted the floor! And my E happened to kill the creep I started to cripple, "Boom! "I instantly upgraded to level 2, and my attack power and HP increased." Not good! He exclaimed, turned around and fled.
"Induce menstruation and break bones!" His movement speed suddenly decreased, and I caught up with him, and with the passive effect, I hit two times in a row, "Damn! The boy cursed secretly and was forced to flash. And that's not all! I flashed in an instant, bit him firmly, and hung up the ignition. The boy still had half a tube of blood at this time, and he said loudly: "You can't kill me!" I've got a big red! As he spoke, his blind monk suddenly increased a block of blood.
"Wow!" My blind monk took a Q from him moments after Ping A, by which time he was back within range of his tower, and I stopped the pursuit.
"Hey, it's a pity, I can't kill it." "Wow, wow, wow, this wave of losses is big, and the flash ignition has not been killed." "Actually, it's okay, this wave is not a loss. That blind white man was beaten very badly. ”
I could feel the teenager breathe a sigh of relief, and he symbolically gave me a face, which I dodged in a small move.
Then, in the midst of the chatter of the surrounding crowd, "Yiku! "My blind man flew and kicked in." t is in! t is in! "Hmph, it's really a golden colored pen, and you dare to cross the tower."
"That's not right! Look at the amount of blood on both sides! One man shouted. Only then did the onlookers realize that I was almost full of blood until now! However, the boy was beaten all the time, and my ignition was hanging on him all the time, so that he could not recover his blood, and now there is only more than 200 blood left.
"Smack!" My blind man lifted himself up to him with a crisp and pleasant crashing sound. Because of the slashing effect of Q's second-stage damage, he was instantly beaten with about 100 blood left. "Boom!" The tower's first wave of attacks hit me, knocking out about a quarter of my health.
"I'm not dead yet! Not dead yet! You lost this game! ”
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