The man woke up and rubbed his eyes and looked around, except for the bed under him, only a shabby table stood in the middle of the room.

There was a spider on the roof that was building a web, and a flying insect was desperately struggling to be bitten by a spider. For a few seconds, the flying insect did not move, wrapped in a cobweb, hanging under the web.

A drop of water fell on his nose and woke him up from his coma, and in a daze, he remembered everything that had happened yesterday as if it were a dream but so real.

He suddenly remembered his brother Xiao Hei and wandered around looking for traces.

"Xiao Hei, where are you, Xiao Hei?" The man searched around, rummaged through the corners of the room, and found a lot of hair from under the table, but unfortunately it was not Xiao Hei's, and a fragment flashed in his mind He remembered that Xiao Hei was dead. No, he didn't want to believe it, let alone accept it, his heart was like a knife and he cried bitterly.

"Black, the two of us are really miserable!

You god, you can't even let us die together!"

Xiao Hei, you are so affectionate and righteous, you will sacrifice yourself for me, I am really useless, and even you can't protect you.

Looking back on the past, the man's tears couldn't help but fall.

They gallop through the city's major garbage heaps, and together they constantly fight against fate in order to survive.

The man remembered that he used to pick up garbage and often rob his brother's things, and a sense of remorse welled up in his heart.

"I'm sorry for you, Xiao Hei!" the man knelt on the ground and kowtowed heavily, knocking his head and bleeding, and it was difficult to express his inner grief.

They often fight over food, and Xiao Hei quietly appeared in the middle of the night while he was sleeping, and bit him on the crotch of his pants, causing him to not be able to sleep at night.

But after a long time, the man found that Xiao Hei didn't come to bite him, but he was not used to it!

That time he beat Xiao Hei for a bun man, and Heizi actually called many brothers to chase and kill the man, and all the brothers laughed at his crotch, which frightened him.

The man, who was surrounded by many brothers, turned around, and the hard-standing baby knocked over the brother who pounced, and fell to the ground foaming at the mouth.

"Don't think I'm a garbage picker and look down on me, I usually exercise a lot, and my body is very good", the man was in a rare happy mood, and he fought with the dogs and finally conquered them.

On this street, in front of all your dogs, "Tell you to bite me!"

"What are you shouting, what are you shouting, and you don't let people sleep?"

A basin of water poured down and poured it on the man's body.

"A stinky beggar really thinks he's a hero."

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to disturb your sleep".

After the woman closed the window, the man regained his smug expression.

From then on, whenever a man picks up garbage on this street, Xiao Hei and his brother will take the initiative to pull over when they see it.

Sometimes, they would bring food to him.

"Hmph, even if you know each other, I'm really the most beautiful boy in this gai, I'm really the most dick, and you'll all call me a fried sky in the future!" A sense of superiority arose in the man's heart.

After a long time, the man and Xiao Hei slowly became brothers in distress.

I remember that time, Xiao Hei fell in love with a purebred Shernelly, and every day he wagged his tail and ran to other people's places to show off and seduce others.

But people don't want to be birds at all, (I don't want people to take a fancy to you a dirty guy who doesn't slip in the autumn?, you don't take a bath, you smell all over!) I don't let you get close to you if you're dirty, you don't leave when you die, and the owner of the house beats you with a broom, and you don't leave, so I just let me be beaten for you.

If it weren't for me, you'd be crippled. With a blue nose and swollen face, I led you to the park for a walk, and I was almost scared of people and children as idiots, and I was a bird!

In order to comfort you who are out of love, I racked my brains, singing and dancing!

You are always "want-wanted" and perfunctory.

You willfully want to catch a cold in the rain and ask me to take care of you, but when you get better, I have a cold. I started to have a high fever of more than 40, count you as having a conscience. I barked in a hurry, looked for help everywhere, and found a veterinarian for me! I was given a dog's antipyretics, and the effect was good.

Later, he forced me to bow to you under the moon and be my brother of the opposite sex.

From now on, I will be in trouble, and you will be blessed!

Do not seek to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day,

But beg me to die before you!

"How can you die before me, you bastard dog, why did you die for me, a waste! The look in his eyes before he died told me to live happily, don't be sad, be a happy second force!

Okay, I promise you, Brother Hei, I will live happily. Don't worry, when you have money in the future, I will burn you ten or twenty Xeneri to serve you!"

Then a peasant woman came and said something strange to him.

"I don't understand what you're saying, it's human!

How do you wear Pinru's clothes (period costume)?

It's not filming."

The old farmer took a bowl of soup porridge and took it casually, and drank it in one gulp.

"Ah, it's so refreshing, it's been a long time since I've drunk it so refreshed.

Picking up garbage all the time, either eating something cold or eating something that is going bad and smelly."

No matter what the old peasant woman said, he was still very grateful at the moment.

Hanging bomb sky got up and walked out, high-rise buildings, reinforced concrete, cars and planes were all gone, and in front of him were green mountains and green waters, farmland and crops.

"What's the situation?

Did I cross over?

How can it not be a novel?"

But then again, the air here is so fresh! It's so quiet, and I'm really not used to looking at myself cleanly.

But it's good to be able to survive if you don't pick up garbage and beg for food, Bang Tian thought to himself.

"You kid is very ambitious."

"Who's talking, get out of here."

"You are not worthy to know my name,

How can you know the identity of this great immortal, a tattered beggar?"

"Pretending to be a ghost, I was deceived by you, I am your grandson, I am too lazy to pay attention to you".

"Eat and drink enough and sleep well".

Stretch your waist and find an open space to lie down,

I touched my chest, and something was very hard.

Ah, it turned out to be a broken gourd that I picked up in the garbage heap last time, I can't eat it, and it's worthless.

I opened the mouth of the gourd and knocked on the ground, but it was empty, and there was nothing.

"Oops, oops, the gourd screamed, you dead beggar.

Dare to hit Ben Daxian's head on the ground, damn it!"

"Yo, you can talk.

It's a strange thing.

It's interesting, let's sing a song to Lao Tzu."

"You're a song orderer, huh?

I am the magic weapon of the ancient immortals, and my magic power is all over the world."

"Don't brag, aren't you just a broken gourd?

It's still the kind that people don't want in the garbage heap,

Boast in front of me, you can pull a few slaps.

Do you know who I am?

"Boy, do you know where you are?

You've traveled through the kid, and this is the ancient world,

You're in the Fighting Farts Continent,

That's right, it's the Dou Fang Continent next to the Dou Qi Continent of the Dou Emperor Xiao Yan."

"What bullshit continent? But I like this name, it fits my temperament very well, and I decided, Lao Tzu wants to conquer this continent, what bullshit continent."

"Is it the Dou Fart Continent? or the Funny Continent?"

Hulu was really angry with him and stopped talking.

Bang Tian slapped the gourd's head, and the gourd simply ignored him.

Forget it, I'll go shopping first. Fried sky put away the gourd, the thing that can talk is too rare, and when the time comes, it can be sold for a good price and make a fortune, fried sky hahaha lewd laughed.

I woke up and met someone walking on the road.

"Big brother, do you know what this is?" the man said.

"What are you talking about? Why don't I understand?"

Looking at the look that this young man didn't understand,

and speak strange language,

The eldest brother is also smart, and simply uses body language to explain.

After comparing for a long time, the comprehension of the bombing sky is too poor, and I still don't understand.

The gourd on his chest snorted and laughed,

"With your level of education, you still want to be the king of the Dou Fart Continent, it's really a pipe dream."

"You understand, you understand, you tell me what he's saying."

"Of course, this gourd immortal is an ancient magic weapon, and there are many things to experience.

Listen,

The old man said that this is the Dou Fart Continent, Funny City, and SB Township.

He's going to the city to get some supplies, and he can take you around the city."

"Hey, you know a lot about this gourd,

It's a shame to sell you,

Make good use of it before you sell it."

"You",

Hulu angrily ignored him again.

Bomb Tian hurriedly nodded and said, "Take me, take me, take me."

The pedestrians seemed to understand Bombard's words, and led him to the city with a basket of wild fruits and yams.

In the city,

I only saw two soldiers wearing fighting armor on their buttocks,

The people in the city can be proud to have fighting armor,

In the city of combi, and even the entire Dou Fart Continent,

Fighting fart armor is a status symbol,

The higher the level of the armor,

It symbolizes that the more precious the identity of the owner, the higher the level of the fight.

Opposite to the Douqi Continent, the Douqi Continent also has a corresponding hierarchy.

Divided into: Fart Fighter, Fart Fighter, Fart King,

Fart Fighting Emperor, Fart Fighting Emperor, and the strongest Fart Fighting Emperor,

Henceforth, it is referred to as a fart fighter or a fart fighter.

Legend has it that the strongest fart emperor PDD once fought many battles with Xiao Yan, who broke through the continent, and the two sides were evenly divided.

It is said that the strong man of the fighting emperor is terrifying, but he did not expect that the strong man of the fighting fart is also terrifying. The gourd explained to the fried sky.

"Boy, call me Daddy, and I'll teach you the language of this continent."

"Grandson, I don't want my grandfather to call you dad,

But to be honest, it's a really interesting place.

Do you think I'm suitable for cultivating fighting farts?"

"With your qualifications, you can cultivate for a lifetime, and the most fart is not even a fart master."

"The ghost believes what you say with this gourd, and if you practice with a fart, you won't smoke people to death.

With so many people on this continent practicing fart, can this people stand it?

"You're not disgusting, not to mention that you're already used to being a mainland resident.

The food of the fart fighters is specially processed, and it is colorless and tasteless.

The higher the realm, the farts will not only not stink, but will have a burst of fragrance.

Anyone who smells it will be refreshed. It has the effect of strengthening the body. How's that, you kid is lonely and unheard!"

"When you wait for the level of the Fighting Fart, referred to as the Fart Zun, you basically don't need to eat, and you can improve yourself by absorbing the true essence of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon.

At that time, mortals smelled the fart and had the effect of prolonging life." Dick Bomb Sky was dumbfounded.

"Forget it, what kind of character is this great immortal, how can he deal with you little beggar? A ray of light withdrew from the gourd and flew towards the head of the bombardment.

The pedestrian in front said to the bombardment, "The front is the city of Funny, let's go in quickly"!

I actually understood, your gourd really has some doorways. Is it really a baby! ecstatic.