When you first enter the city, you can feel that this place is completely different from the countryside.

It is prosperous here, with an endless stream of people coming and going, and vendors shouting and selling.

"Here's a freshly baked fart protector, this is made by a one-star fart fighter?

Soft leather, perfect to the touch like a mother's hand cares for your little ass.

Imagine yourself being completely wrapped in the comfort of your noble ass, even more comfortable than a super stretchy Sophie. It can also reflect the attack of the fart fighter below the nine stars, as long as 10 fart coins".

A few people in front of the booth played with it in their hands for a while, "Boss, I will sell it for 9 fart coins, and I will sell it cheaper!"

"Okay, the guest officer is simple, and I'm also refreshed."

"Come on, come on, take a look, the one-star fart pill only needs 2 fart coins each, which can strengthen the power of the one-star fart fighter's water attribute fart, come and buy it!"

"Speaking of gourd, I've been here for so long, I really don't know if this ass can practice any earth-shattering exercises!"

"You are lonely and unheard of, people are alive with a breath to support, this breath spreads to the limbs, can stimulate the potential of the human body,

From the dantian sinking through the major acupuncture points of the rectum body, the energy continues to accumulate, and when it comes out of the anus, this qi can be maximized to achieve energy, so as to kill the opponent with one fart."

"Oh, that's so profound!".

"Of course, don't underestimate it! What kind of character is the Emperor of Farts who can tie with Xiao Yan, do you say that he is not powerful!"

"yes!", Bomb nodded and thought about it!

"Ah, by the way, Hulu, do you know how to fight fart?"

"Do you think I have an ass? I want to learn, but I can't.

However, it's not that there are no exercises, it's just that you are as illiterate as you, and the lever is so low, even if you give you the exercises, you won't be able to practice them."

"You teach me", Diao began to be coquettish.

All the people in front of them ran towards the city lord's residence.

"I heard that today is the day for the fart fighters to choose, and the Bronze Fighting Farts Academy in Funny City is going to pick disciples today, go and have a look!", the people in the city all started talking.

"If only I could be chosen"

"Yes, it is our supreme honor and dream to be a fart fighter!"

"I've got to be a fighter," the boy whispered.

"Brother, brother, I want it too, I want it too!" The little girl took her brother's hand and said,

"Okay, from today onwards, we have to protect and exercise our buttocks, feel the energy flow of the butt veins with our hearts, sense the breath of the fight, and then go to sign up for the Bronze Fights Academy."

"Xiaoye, the third stage of fart power, a three-star fart fighter".

A teenager sits on the seat of a test machine.

The energy crystal reflects his fighting level.

"Look at it's supper, the genius boy of the city lord's family is teasing supper."

"Ah, it's that old guy with a big butt and a smug face."

"At the age of 7, I didn't enter the Bronze Academy and reached the strength of a three-star fart fighter"

"What a genius!".

"Look at the fire attribute fighting farts lines of his ass qi are clearly visible, it's really amazing!".

The other teenagers in the city cast envious glances.

"Liu Qiang Bronze Academy first-year student, fart power 4 paragraphs". Barely qualified.

"It's Liu Qiang from the Bronze Academy, it's a pity that he is still in the fourth stage this year, if he can't be promoted next year, he will be kicked out of the academy."

It's so tall! Everyone couldn't help but admire!

Nearly two meters tall, the buttocks are big and round, strong and powerful, but it's a pity that the fighting spirit of the earth attribute is like a fart.

The old man in the stands shook his head.

"Next, well, the Li family, where is the Li family, come out and test it."

"What's the hurry, what's the hurry?

A thief in a thief boy hurriedly ran over and sat on the test chair.

The power of the fart is 6 fire attributes, and the six-star fart fighter.

Oh my God, 6 stars? It's the same first grade, is this guy a genius?

People were talking again.

"Okay, no, I'm going back to sleep!"

"Wang Yong, the power of the fart is 5 wood attributes. Wang Wei's fart power 6 metallic, Hou Gang's fart power 6 paragraphs...

Ren Wei's fart power 7 metallic, "What? The old man who was drinking tea suddenly squirted out the tea."

"I heard you right, these are first-year students. The 6th section is already very high, and it is only another day, and this year my Bronze Academy is full of talents"!

Cui Yan, 6 sections of gold. Baguio, 5 sections of water 。。。。。 Listen to the name of the place kept reading.

The old man smiled!

"You are all the pride of the Bronze Academy, but the road to becoming a fart fighter is very difficult and dangerous.

When you graduate, you'll be recruited to the Silver Academy to become a stronger fart fighter.

Mature fart fighters, fart fighting kings, will be sent by the state to perform various tasks!

If you want to be a good fighter, you can't just have brave force, but you also need to have excellent wisdom and thinking ability.

How to use your fart wisely is very important in battle!

It is also important for the fighters to cooperate with each other.

For example, the combination of a water-attribute fart fighter and an earth-attribute fart fighter will give birth to a cement-attribute butt that is very hard and focuses on defense.

The fusion of water attributes and fire attributes will instantly evaporate and absorb heat, which will form an ice-type fighting fart qi to freeze the enemy, which is suitable for cooperating with the formation and defeating the enemy.

The wind attribute and the fire attribute, the wind attribute is fast, and the power of the fire attribute is combined to form a wind and fire fighting wheel, which can sweep thousands of armies and has extremely strong lethality.

As for the rest, you will understand later."

The old man selected some young people to sit on the chair, and selected some potential students, the students in the coming year must be more powerful than this year, so that next time they will be more confident when they compete with several other colleges, the old man touched his beard and went back with a smile.

"Hulu, what attribute do you say I'm suitable for?

You don't even have a spiritual root, what kind of attributes are you talking about?"

"What is a spiritual root?"

"The so-called spiritual root, this is given to you by the god of fate when you were born, and the spiritual root refers to whether this person has the talent to cultivate

For example, if a person is a water spirit root, then he can practice water system exercises

There are single spiritual roots and multiple spiritual roots

Generally, those with better qualifications are twin spirit roots, similar to wood fire, water and wood, and the like

A person with good talent is a single spiritual root, that is, his spiritual root has only one attribute.

Because the more spiritual root attributes, the more complicated it becomes, and the slower it is to absorb this spiritual energy cultivation

The best talent is also the mutated spirit root. Do you understand? It's up to you... “。

"Cutting a small spiritual root is not enough to blow up the sky.

Let's go and sign up for the Academy of Finance, and let them see how talented the leader of the Bombing Sky Gang is."

The people of the academy gave Dick Bomb a magic crystal,

Holding it can be used to test whether there is a spiritual root, and the attributes of the spiritual root.

"Look at Uncle Ben", Cock Bomb held the crystal stone with one hand, and there was no reaction after holding it for a long time.

"Cut, look at you, I can't imagine that you don't even have a spiritual root, what a, make me look forward to it in vain. ”

"How is this possible? It must be that your crystal stone is broken, give me another one.

By the way, this is the Dou Fart Continent, and the crystal stone should be put on the ass."

"Don't, Linggen has nothing to do with the ass, it's only related to talent, and I'm embarrassed to sign up if I don't even know this.

Come on, blast this idiot out of me."

"Hey, don't do anything to this genius, do you know who the uncle is?

Be careful that I swing my diao to kill you, and before I can finish speaking, I will be dragged out by a few people from the academy and beaten for a while.

"Oops, ass, oops, don't slap your face, I still have to eat on it, oops, lightly! It hurts me, oops!"

After the fight, leave a sentence.

"The world is charming when you are in the flowers, don't show your face if you don't have the strength, the young man's temperament is as fierce as a wolf, he pats his chest with blood, and the classic quotations are carried on his shoulders, and he is less rampant in front of me. Your King of Cold".

"Let you talk nonsense, you see that you are being punished now, you deserve it! Pay attention in the future, don't kill yourself."

"Come on, you're so powerful, why don't you help me get revenge?

I was beaten like this, and I thought that if you really had any skills, you would just use your mouth."

The cock stood up, and the flesh in the clothes was purple and purple.

Fortunately, the body is strong and there is no big problem, pat the ash on the buttocks.