Chapter 453: The Wolf Is Coming!!!!!!
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At this time, millions of fans will never know that they have been calling for that slut, but instead of being sad about the tragic fate of Newcastle in recent rounds, they are looking like a super pig brother who is not afraid of boiling water, with saliva like a Huangguoshu Waterfall, watching Wang Qinghe change clothes one after another, one after another...... "Help me take a look...... Look, how about this one? ”
In the hotel room, Wang Qinghe wore a pink silk low-cut evening dress, like a beautiful little butterfly flying among the flowers, happily turning a small circle in the same place, and the skirt swayed and rotated like a peacock...... This scene made Li Tongfan, who was still lying on his clothes and ready to watch TV, instantly feel that the male hormones in his body were secreting at a rate of eighty miles per second...... In the face of such a flower-like wife, what else can Li Tongfan say?
Of course, I don't care about anything!
So Li Tongfan's eyes widened with drooling, and he didn't have time to speak at all, only nodded like a woodpecker who saw an insect in the crack of the wood...... Wang Qinghe was triumphant, and then deliberately raised Bai Shengsheng's calf to kick the Mickey Bear cartoon slippers under his feet, slightly revealing his crystal clear slippery thighs, stepped on the edge of the bed and made an extremely tempting pose, and then the convex and concave measurements were outlined by the pink long skirt in an instant...... Li Tongfan covered his nose with one hand to prevent bleeding, and then began to look back and forth impatiently...... giraffe Yiang, "What are you doing?" Wang Qinghe gently lifted her skirt, furrowed her sharp eyebrows, and there were two words written on her white little face - curiosity. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Looking for a TV remote control......
"What are you looking for a remote control?"
"Nonsense, don't you see that I'm boiling with beast blood? Find the remote control and turn off the TV, let's hurry up and have some sports activities that are not suitable for children! ”
The shameless and evil stuffy man actually said such a cheap thing so seriously.
Wang Qinghe's little face instantly bloomed like a white jasmine flower, and then said amazingly, concisely and powerfully rejecting the proposal of the sullen man's construction surname, with only two words: "Get out!" ”
Li Tong Fan Zhi had no choice but to stop looking for the TV remote control.
"I have decided to enter the entertainment industry......" Wang Qinghe raised his finger of victory.
Poof, Li Tongfan almost collapsed on the bed and fell unconscious, but before he officially fell into a coma, the muffled man still beat his spirits, and asked in shock as if he had been stabbed with a chrysanthemum: "You want to enter the entertainment industry?" ”
"Yes, Victoria said I have a lot of talent in this area, and we decided to form a new group to sweep across the Europa continent...... Wang Qinghe said.
Wang Qinghe said, his subordinates kept moving, and soon changed into another fiery red miniskirt, accompanied by black stockings underneath, and the white that made Li Tongfan's hormones fly faster could be faintly seen under the stockings...... Bang la blah.
Someone is drooling again.
Then ...... "That...... Are you going to sing, dance, or act? Is your body able to eat? ”
Li Tongfan was obviously not interested in this topic in the entertainment industry, and asked casually.
But soon, I don't know where he finally found the TV remote control, and then tuned the TV channel to the Premier League football pay channel, and then more than 30 seconds, Newcastle's home game against Bolton Wanderers is about to start, before the official return, Lao Li Xiang took a serious look at what the Magpies' problems were, because his vacation time was coming after the game, and Li Tongfan had to prepare for the team after his return.
Wang Qinghe was happily about to answer, but turned his head to see that Lao Li was already staring intently at the TV, and on the TV screen, the Newcastle players had already taken a big stride towards the green field with their little ball boys with fine skin and tender meat...... So, the little girl could only shake her pink little fist in protest, and stopped very consciously...... She knows that when the madman Lee meets football, it is better not to bother.
Of course, this is not because of how serious the consequences will be after disturbing, but because no matter how you disturb, it will not play any role, Wang Qinghe suspects that even if you throw a magnetic storm grenade in his ears, his strongest reaction after the explosion is just shaking his ears...... The whistle sounded.
“…… In the 26th round of the English Premier League, Newcastle hosted challenger Bolton, which was the highlight of this round of the Premier League, and Manchester United also played at the same time as Manchester United's away game against Everton...... Newcastle have been in a very inconsistent form of late, they have not won a game in three consecutive games, and if they lose this game and Manchester United win against Everton, then the Magpies will have to lose the top spot for more than half a season......
Soon, the voice of Uncle Zhan Jun, the gold medal commentator of ESPN, who is widely loved by many Chinese people who are hiding in front of the computer screens of dormitories and Internet cafes to watch the pirated broadcast of Tiansheng Group, clearly reached Li Tongfan's ears.
I don't know why, the stuffy man will always be full of emotion when he hears Uncle Zhan Jun's voice, after all, he has been listening to this uncle's voice for more than four years in college, and he can't imagine that this uncle with a generous voice but obscene-looking is now explaining his team...... The broadcast camera swept over, and on the sidelines, Alain Shearer stood in front of the command seat like Bruno who had been burned at the stake by the Inquisition, with a tragic face, tearfully folding his fingers and not knowing what to count...... If Lao Li was also in front of the command of the Magpie Legion at this moment, then he must have been able to hear the prayer of this strong man in England: God has appeared, and there are less than 53 hours left before that shameless fellow returns...... The game is in full swing.
Ten minutes later, Li Tongfan frowned, the performance of the hammers on the field reminded Lao Li of the leper dog who was pulled off the backbone, except for a few people such as Alan Smith and Owen who barely played normally, most of the other young players looked absent-minded, and whether it was receiving the ball or passing, they always used to look in the direction of the command seat after finishing the action, It was as if there was a stripped peerless beauty standing somewhere, scratching her head and waiting for them to rush up xxoo...... On the contrary, it was the Bolton players who were playing away from home, one by one, as if they had eaten the 'little blue pill' before the game, and a group of violent men were scratching the wind and running savagely at St. James, rushing Newcastle's backline, making Hugo Lloris of the Magpies look at his teammates with grief and indignation after countless embarrassing saves, and condemn them wordlessly...... "...... Newcastle are behind on the pitch across the board, a scene that is both expected and unexpected, and although Newcastle's recent form has been a big disappointment, it is incredible to know that they are facing Bolton Wanderers after all, and the Magpies are so weak! ”
The lawd uncle Zhan Jun's sigh was like a thorn thorn that pierced Li Tongfan's heart deeply. Lao Li originally thought that after half a season of training, this Newcastle team, which was almost built by himself, was strong enough to leave his reading power to dominate, but who knew that the hammers were all mud and couldn't support the wall, and as soon as he and the FM2009 system withdrew, they were immediately beaten back to the prototype of the leper dog...... However, Lao Li couldn't get angry again, especially when he saw the hammers looking at the direction of the command seat with tears in their eyes like lambs waiting to be fed, Li Tongfan felt like a ball that was just about to rush to the air, and the expectant eyes were like spikes, and he leaked his breath after a plop...... "TMD, when did Lao Tzu become so soft-hearted?" The muffled man suddenly felt a little incredible.
At this time, Wang Qinghe was alone in front of the two-meter-high mirror, changed all the 'fashion clothes' purchased under the guidance of the 'hot girl' Victoria, changed into a tulle-like pajamas, handed Li Tongfan a cup of brewed coffee, uncovered the quilt and got in, and quietly accompanied Li Tongfan to watch the game.
Li Tongfan sniffled contentedly, warm nephrite full of ...... Time is like a monkey with its ass burned, disappearing around the corner in the blink of an eye.
Soon the first half of the game was over, the second half of the game had begun, and until the 50th minute of the game, the score remained 0:0, the fans in the stands yawned and drowsy, and it was at this time that the Magpies' scolded acting head coach Alan Shearer finally made a substitution - replacing Michael Owen with new signing Andrei Shepchenko.
Replaced 'Little Superman' Steven Taylor with Senderos.
The Newcastle fans in the stands went crazy when the fourth official played the substitution electronic card on the sidelines, Shepchenko made a total of four substitute appearances since joining Newcastle, without a single assist or goal, and Senderos ...... Frightened Newcastle fans will remember the last game against Tottenham, when it was Senderos who rose to the top of all-Russian striker Paplyuchenko and gave Newcastle the disgraceful title of 'Fat Sheep on the bench'...... Replacing the two core Owen and Taylor, and replacing the two mallet nuclear warheads and Senderos before and after, Alan Shearer's such a move is simply not fundamentally different from the bad behavior of foreign countries, selling for glory, eating inside and crawling, despicable and shameless, etc., if it were not for the fact that Shearer was an out-and-out urban hero when he was a player, it is estimated that at this time there were already 100,000 stinky shoes to bury this strong man...... "...... Incomprehensible substitutions! The lewd uncle Zhan Jun made a comment.
Li Tongfan hugged Wang Qinghe's smooth and silky waist, and after seeing such a substitution as Alan Shearer, he couldn't help but be a little stunned, but soon he couldn't cry or laugh, Lao Li understood that Shearer was already preparing for his return...... As an old partner, Shearer clearly understands that the reason why Lee Tong-beom wants to bring in the two "Sheva" and "Screw" in the winter transfer market is that he is ready to reuse. Although Shearer knew that his own ability would not bring the two big-name players back to their feet, it did not prevent Alan Shearer from putting the two on the pitch to adapt to Newcastle's rhythm so that Lee could use 'Sheva' and 'Screw' faster and better when he returned...... As for the outcome of this game, Shearer is clearly not concerned anymore.
In Alan Shearer's view, it doesn't matter if United take top spot in the league table, because once the madman Lee returns to Newcastle, it will be easy to replace Manchester United...... Li Tongfan quickly figured out the key to this, but all he could do was to sigh helplessly.
The reason why Shearer did this must be because after the ups and downs of the acting head coach position in the past month, he has been devastated by the double psychology of the media and fans, and he has corrected his position, knowing that he is not the manager material, and obviously gave up the plan to take over Newcastle in the future...... Li Tongfan is a little sorry for Alan Shearer, but pretending to be a football coach does require a certain amount of talent, and it turns out that Alan Shearer really can't do this well, a dragon to let it grind the noodles is definitely uncertain, and a rabbit to let him go to Shi Yu Buyun is also a joke...... In this way, it seems that a new backup manager is going to be found for Newcastle!
As time went on, the St James' game has become more and more intense.
“…… Alan Smith's pass...... Crespo rubbed his heel lightly...... Golden opportunity!! What a chance! Shepchenko...... Shot!!! Whew, God, he actually shot this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity into the third floor of the stands......"
“…… Bolton's attacking ...... Kevin Davis dribbles the ball to break through ...... Oooo Senderos was easily broken by Davis like a wooden stake...... It's almost time to go it alone...... Manzioni !!! He made a behind-the-back tackle...... The referee showed the Newcastle centre-back a red card......"
“…… Newcastle are in total passivity with one man less, with Kevin Davies already having four shots on goal in just five minutes...... Kevin Nolan passes the ...... Sendros is out of position, dangerous ......ahh Kevin Davis shoots !! This goal has been scored!! 1:0…… The goal finally arrived!! ”
In the ** scream of ESPN's lewd uncle Zhan Jun's burning ass, the Newcastle people were full of emotion, while the Bolton people climbed up to the immortal **.
Newcastle, who won all the first half of the season, is like a noble and icy peerless beauty, originally it was not the turn of a toad like Bolton to eat swan meat, but now I can't imagine that they not only ate swan meat, but actually gave it to SM in the bedroom of this peerless beauty, this refreshing feeling is simply much happier than handjob...... St James fell into confusion, the TV screen flashed, and then returned to the ESPN live room, and the lewd uncle Zhan Jun had a rich expression on his face: "Newcastle lost the game 0-1, such a result is not surprising, they have exhausted the morale they have accumulated after a winless streak...... The news has just been received that Manchester United relied on a late goal from Bulgarian striker Dimitar Berbatov to beat Everton 1-0, which means that Ferguson's side have finally gotten to the top of the league table......
Crash!
Li Tongfan raised his hand and turned off the TV.
At this time, Wang Qinghe pillowed Li Tongfan's shoulder, I don't know when he had fallen asleep, his little face showed a small dimple full of smiles, and the sharp tiger teeth could be faintly seen, with a happy look on his face...... The stuffy man also put the sleeping beautiful girl on the pillow lightly with a happy face, kissed it secretly like a thief, and then leaned on the pillow and began to ponder Newcastle's current situation...... Even if you think about it with your ass as a pseudo-fan, you can know that this defeat will not cause a storm on the Europa Road to be no less than the 0:3 loss to Stoke City...... Moreover, what is more urgent than the league situation is that the two defeats in the first leg of the first round of the UEFA Cup knockout round and the first leg of the League Cup semi-finals have pushed Newcastle to the precipice, if they can't play Ajax 3:0 in the next game and West Bromwich Albion 3:0, then Newcastle may lose the possibility of winning the title on two fronts this season...... "St James is waiting for a new master, and Lao Tzu is clearly coming for this...... "Before finally closing his eyes and sleeping, Li Tongfan thought of a huge pretending to be a big bang.
Tomorrow, he will be in England, and by that time there will be laughter and tears!
………… Manchester United fans had their sweetest night's sleep of the season as their side finally returned to the top of the league table, and the thought of Alex Ferguson's red nose and the shiny head of 'dashing brother' Berbatov gave rise to a sense of unparalleled happiness.
Just as they were about to kill pigs, slaughter sheep, light firecrackers, and celebrate with a few international super killers by the way, and find a few international super killers to kill the madman Lee, and this madman came back to turn the tables, a thunderbolt flashed on a sunny day, and all the people of Manchester began to shiver in the winter that had gradually warmed...... After the news came, the entire Premier League was divided into two camps, the first camp with a large number of people feeling the last few chills of early 2009 in an atmosphere of panic, while the second camp, which was smaller in number, turned into serfs overnight and sang, and the red sun rose in the east...... Bruce Barbara, a famous female reporter for The Sun, told all England: The wolf is coming!!
I'm really tmd, I said snow yesterday, it's really snowing today, it's rumbling for a day, it's terrible, riding a motorcycle less than 1000 meters, falling three times, motorcycle pedals and rearview mirrors fell off, so I had to ride a bicycle.
(To be continued)