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Li Tongfan held the tattered newspaper in his hand that he didn't know who had abandoned it, and he was shaking and shaking, like a pure little virgin like a little white flower who was stripped naked and faced a group of perverts like livestock...... If he happens to hold on to the telephone pole at this time, then it is estimated that soon the 'Belgian Live Lei Feng' will smash the guy away with a thick stick and then help him call the ambulance...... Because the stuffy man now looks no different from an electric shock. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Did David Beckham transfer?

Lao Li spread out the folded and rag-like newspaper on the ground like a dead child, and then bent his knees and pouted his ass like a shit shell mantis stealing dung, and watched it intently-"...... Due to irreconcilable conflicts with manager Schuster, the new World Footballer of the Year decided to leave Real Madrid, and it seems that the retention of club president Florentino has not had an effect...... David Beckham eventually joined AC Milan for 20 million euros, considering that the English superstar has a year left on his contract with Real Madrid, and he himself is 33 years old, which is already a record for the transfer of an elderly player! ”

Li Tongfan pouted his ass and was watching, a Belgian old man who was doing morning exercise passed by, looked up and down, kindly took out a coin from his pocket, threw it on the newspaper in front of Li Tongfan, and said kindly: "Go buy a piece of bread......"

Lao Li just wanted to say thank you, but after thinking about it, it was not right, this uncle felt that he was a dead man...... Thinking of this, Li Tongfan's face turned green, and he almost passed out...... If this news spreads, it may be created by those pervasive reporters to create a sensational news such as 'the madman Li saved his father from bankruptcy, and Belgium was a street beggar'...... Therefore, before anyone came out of him, Lao Li grabbed the newspapers and coins on the ground in a panic, lowered his head like a spirit dog of the Great Inner Secret Agent, and fled to GreenGeorge Hospital as soon as he slipped through the smoke...... The Belgian old man who was exercising in the morning looked at the figure of the fart and urine running away in embarrassment, panting and sighing: "That coin can buy a loaf of bread, poor Diwaer, why are you hungry like this...... Li Tongfan pondered while running, why did Xiaobei really transfer? And it was so lightning fast that the transfer was completed...... Don't?

After running a few steps, the sullen man suddenly remembered what Beckham said a few days ago after he appeared at Green George Hospital with his little waist around the hot girl, and his intentional or unintentional encouragement of the handsome guy in front of the aisle window...... Suddenly, the sullen man was a little weak-hearted: Uncle, is it really because of Lao Tzu's words? If it's really because of this, Fu Xiaoxiong, an old miscellaneous hair, can't spare his life with Lao Tzu?

Therefore, Li Tongfan thinks that he should keep a certain degree of low profile in the transfer of the handsome guy from Pei!

The low-key Li Tongfan was about to throw away the half of the torn newspaper that he had picked up because of his cheap hand, but suddenly considering that the newspaper was mixed with a coin thrown by the uncle just now, in line with the dual principles of no matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat and respecting the 'friendship witness' of the two peoples, Li Tongfan decided to turn the coin out and kick it in his pocket...... Who knew that as soon as he opened the newspaper and found the coin, Li Tongfan's eyes had just swept over the other side of the newspaper, and he involuntarily 'electrocuted' again, and his whole body began to tremble...... Because a line of enlarged and black shocking English letters appeared from the newspaper!

"The Magpies lost 0:3 at home to the fish belly team, and St. James's unbeaten record came to an end" - "...... The new Premier League fixture kicked off at 19:30 London time with underdogs Stoke City causing their biggest upset since the start of the season's top five European leagues, scoring a hat-trick at St James' Park, home of the Magpies, by their second-leading scorer Davies Keterson...... There is no doubt that the hat will be the most memorable record in Premier League history, as it ends the longest home winning streak in the Premier League in the last decade......

Li Tongfan's mood at this moment was eager to go into his ancestral grave.

MLGBD, Alan Shearer, the bastard was a shame to be thrown to his grandmother's house this time, not only shamelessly losing the game, but even more shamelessly letting the rookie goalscorer Davis Keterson, who scored only 2 league goals in the first 24 league games of the season, score a hat-trick in a hallowed place like St. James...... Thinking of this, Li Tongfan felt that he should no longer stand on the side of the road and keep shaking like an electric shock, but should call Shearer, the bastard, and he didn't notify himself as soon as he lost, did he think that he could hide from the sky and avoid his monstrous anger?

However, after taking out his mobile phone for 0.03 seconds, the muffled man still decided to visit his father at Greenorge's Hospital first, so that his father's healthy smile could extinguish a little flame of anger in his heart, so as not to bring up his hot little temper when he called, and he couldn't control the psychological wound that was difficult to heal to Alan Shearer for a while...... Who knew that Lao Li had not yet entered the gate of the hospital, and he saw a slut standing at the door of the hospital with a dead face, smiling at a flattering ...... Before jumping up and practicing Alan Shearer, who suddenly landed in front of him, Li Tongfan took a look at the crossbar to compare the forces of the two sides, and then stopped and began to look around to see if he could find a good guy, because Lao Li suspected that if he didn't find a weapon, his little arms and legs might not be able to kill Shearer's strong man at all...... It's a pity that after looking for a long time, Li Tongfan didn't find any bricks, steel pipes, wooden sticks or anything nearby, it seems that the Belgian people's public morality is really strong...... At this time, Lao Li began to regret it immensely, if he hadn't thrown away the broken newspaper just now, then now he could at least roll up that newspaper and make a 'paper stick' to smack Alan Shearer, the embarrassing bastard...... "Hi, dear Alain, why are you here?" ”

Since no weapon was found, Li Tongfan decided to temporarily suppress his petty temper and use Huairou means to figure out why Newcastle lost at home to a fish belly like Stoke City.

………… The news of Beckham's transfer to AC Milan, as soon as the two clubs announced, immediately swept across the entire Europa continent like a hurricane in the western Pacific that had been pregnant for hundreds of years!

The reaction to the news was quite violent, Real Madrid fans were painfully dying because of the loss of the handsome guy Bey, AC Milan fans were excited to die because of the handsome guy Bey, and the fans of other giant clubs took out a small bench and watched the excitement while not eating grapes and saying that grapes were sour, and they bragged and spanked their farts...... January 24th.

The fan meeting ceremony of the handsome guy joining AC Milan was officially held at the San Siro, and the old and slick Galliani held a grand ceremony, with nearly 50,000 fans flocking to the San Siro to admire the handsome guy Bey...... Milan general manager Galliani's chubby old face trembled with a fat smile, and the broadcast rights of this meeting ceremony were auctioned off to Italian national television by him in the form of 'guaranteed plus commission', which can already bring at least 3 million euros to the Rossoneri...... "...... One of the most successful player signing ceremonies since the commercialisation of football, thanks to the unrivalled superpower and appeal of an English superstar, would have cost any other player, Galliani...... Yes, there is indeed only one Ronaldo in the world, but there is only one Beckham in the world! ”

This is the evaluation of the Milan Sports Newspaper on the second day of the fan meeting of the handsome guy, which has been unanimously recognized by all colleagues in the Europa continent.

It is said that some crazy animals in the Apennine Peninsula went to see Beckham's amorous appearance in a red and black sword-striped shirt, but because the boss who cut the door did not give him leave, he even quit his job to support his family, and then had to move his family to the sewers of Milan City to live with rats...... And after the handsome guy Pei attended the fan meeting, before he had time to take a sip of water, Li Tongfan's phone came-"Hey, David, I didn't expect you guy to go to Milan City, wouldn't it be Victoria's pillow wind...... Okay, I'm not going to talk nonsense with you, you know, there's a very pink little Zhengtai in AC Milan, you have to help me take care of him, what '50-meter altitude precision guidance', 'midfield invincible hanging shot', 'full moon scimitar' and other techniques, I think if you can pass it all to that little guy, otherwise your stunt will be lost...... Oh, by the way, and finally, don't be jealous that little guy is more handsome than you......"

This phone call lasted for half an hour, and the handsome guy Bei had almost no chance to say anything other than 'um', 'um', 'ah', 'ah', and 'ah', from beginning to end, Li Tongfa was like a Gunise metal storm in Rambo's arms, Balabala kept talking, and in the end, the handsome guy Bei wanted to say something from his heart, but the stuffy man said, "Okay, that's it, you don't have anything else to say, right?" No? Then I hung up, the phone bill is quite expensive", and then, I really hung up the phone...... Listening to the blind sound of the earpiece, Beckham couldn't stop laughing.

In fact, this transfer is a little embarrassing for Beckham and Lee Tongfan.

Although Li Tongfan didn't say it, Beckham knew that the crazy Lee definitely hoped that he could join Newcastle, in fact, the handsome guy himself did not have such thoughts, after all, in the past three years, only under Li Tongfan's account, he played like a fish in water and was able to win the World Footballer of the Year...... And now it seems that it is time for him to repay Li Tongfan, but with the interference of his wife Victoria, he finally transferred to AC Milan, and it looks like he is indeed a little sorry for Li Tongfan...... Of course, although Li Tongfan hoped that the handsome guy Pei would come to St. James, he did not say it explicitly.

Because Beckham is different from other footballers, his influence and involvement in the field is not only in football, every transfer has to consider a lot of commercial factors, although Newcastle is re-emerging in this season with an extremely windy posture, but whether it is influence or popularity, compared with giants such as AC Milan, it is simply a world away.

For young players to join Newcastle can also be a gamble, with the ability and skill of the madman Lee, Newcastle's rise in the Europa continent and the establishment of a dynasty like no other in the world is not impossible to achieve, young players have a lot of time to wait for that day to come, but for a 33-year-old 'old' player like the handsome guy Bey, maybe wait oh ah that day when the real comes, he has retired and gone home to help the child change diapers...... How much the transfer to Newcastle will lead to Beckham's loss in the business field, Li Tongfan can't estimate it at all, and he doesn't dare to estimate it, so although Lao Li wants Xiaobei to join Newcastle, he must not be coerced with grace, which is too fucking unjust...... The key to this, the handsome guy and the stuffy man know it even if they don't say it, Lao Li's approach makes the handsome guy Bei even more grateful, so Lao Li doesn't give the handsome guy Bei time to express his gratitude on the phone, after all, the friendship between men, some words are fucking empty...... As for the 'little guy' that Li Tongfan said on the phone, Beckham certainly knows who it is, Nicholas Gigi's crazy performance in the Sampdoria battle has made the whole world know the name of this talented teenager on loan from Newcastle, Beckham is very interested in cultivating such a little guy to be his successor, even if Lao Li does not say it.

………… Newcastle, having lost a game, has regained the center of gravity of the entire Europa continent, while Alan Shearer has once again been burned at the stake by the media who are turning their faces faster than turning the pages of a book. 》

Newcastle Disgrace, Made by Alan Shearer

"The true colors of the Magpie Army's pseudo-strong team are exposed, and there is no madman Li Yu's belly to overturn St. James"

"A Newcastle player: We miss Crazy Lee"

Why did the madman Lee not return? Alan Shearer has set up a Chinese boss"

"Newcastle management's internal struggle for power at the expense of the team's record"

In the face of overwhelming condemnation, Alan Shearer had to stand with his hands on his hips and face the wind again, lamenting once again that these English media reporters were really three slaves with sons and no assholes, and then slipped into the home dressing room of St. James, because the third round of the English FA Cup kicked off today, and the Magpies will face the Championship team Norwich City at home...... "In today's game, we have only one goal, and that is to win!" ”

Even if Alan Shearer doesn't say it, the hammers of the Newcastle first team clearly understand that this game can only be won and not lost, because if the loss in the last game against Stoke City did not have much impact on the team's overall title winning this season, then if a little loss against Norwich City today, then Newcastle will say goodbye to the FA Cup in the 08-09 season!

Because this is a real knockout tournament.

Ten minutes later.

More than 50,000 fans wearing black and white sword stripes over various winter suits sounded in the stands of St. James' Park, and more than 50,000 fans wearing black and white sword stripes over various winter suits held high the club's scarf like a revolutionary martyr Dong Cunrui holding up a ** bag, and the singing expression was more tragic and tragic, as if they were all lambs waiting to be stabbed on the slaughterhouse...... This can't be blamed on the fans, after all, under the scourge of 'pseudo-manager' Alan Shearer, Newcastle lost to a 'lift' like Stoke City in the last game, so they don't dare to have too much hope in the face of Norwich, who are more stable than Stoke City...... The complete opposite of Newcastle is more than 1,000 Norwich County fans who came to cheer for the team away, although the number is less than a fraction of the Newcastle supporters, but their burst of momentum has made the pessimistic Newcastle people ashamed, a huge red banner was pulled up by six shirtless men who are not afraid of the cold, it reads - "Baby, say goodbye to the FA Cup!" ”

The Newcastle fans around them were stimulated to fight hard, but at this time...... In the bitterly cold weather, I saw the referee spew a mouthful of white mist, and then the whistle sounded, and the game began...... At this point, St. James's will be able to make no difference before the game, and the arias prompted by cheers and boos will always be the main theme for the ninety minutes.

At 1 minute and 58 seconds, the ** of the aria came.

Newcastle grabbed the big pressure of the Norwich team, and Fernando Gago made a long pass from the back without scratching the wind, allowing Michael Owen, who was too windy, to make a long-distance run to score the ball past Norwich goalkeeper David Marshall, who was not protected by his teammates...... 1：0！！！

Norwich's 34-year-old young coach Glenn Royd was so angry that he rushed to the sidelines and roared with his hands in the shape of a saber to the death, and if he glued a little black hair to the middle of the girl, buckled up a melon skin hat, and shouted 'crush to death', Mr. Roed could go and create the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere...... At the sight of the manager's crazy appearance, the Norwich players rushed forward like monkeys with their ass burned, ready to put on a brutal siege of Newcastle, but ...... History has proven that the 'Imperial Army' never ends well, and even being like the 'Imperial Army' is a sin, so Royd soon cried - it was Fernando Gago again, and Michael Owen again, teaming up to give the crazy Norwich team a second duck egg!

2：0！！

At this time, Joyd finally came to his senses.

can mix in the head coach position of a strong team in the Championship, Ruo Ed actually has two brushes, and when he looks at Alan Shearer's tactical arrangement today, he has obviously talked about his reaction, and he knows that if he continues to play like this, it is estimated that St. James will be bleeding, and Norwich's slaughter is simply as immutable as a computer program...... So Joyd was ready to change tactics.

But before he could rush to the sidelines and roar and make a change of formation, St James's aria came again - Newcastle got a free kick opportunity, Alan Smith at the edge of the penalty area more than 40 meters away from the goal, once again showed his 'St James's first man's style', with a shot full of foot smell and speed, only to penetrate the door of the Norwich team for the third time in minutes...... 3：0！！

"It's over, I'm announcing it's over, Newcastle are in the 4th round of the FA Cup!!" The on-site narrator was excited, as if he was convulsing.

At this time, the red electronic time display at the top of St James' Park told everyone that less than 15 minutes had passed, but the score had become 3:0...... Is there still a kick in this ball?

Not everyone is as insidious as Benitez and as unlucky as Ann Pig...... The six shirtless Norwichshire men in the stands who pulled out the red banner shivered in the cold wind, and even colder than the cold wind were their fragile little hearts.

This game was broadcast live by satellite on England national television, that is to say, they have long hair on their navel eyes - this scene of pretending to be forced has been seen clearly by thousands of old and young masters in England, if at this time St. James's stands are another dung pit, after jumping into it can escape from this nightmare place, then it is estimated that these 6 macho men will not hesitate to jump into the dung pit with a 3-meter board high difficulty diving posture to escape here...... And the Newcastle fans who were tragic like Dong Cunrui at the beginning of the game, finally got up at this time, I don't know who took the lead, and more than 50,000 scratchers did not continue to sing "E-in-Home-Newcastle", but used their best strength to shout one after another - "Baby, say goodbye to the FA Cup!" ”

Hearing this, the Norwich players on the pitch were eager to stuff their heads into their crotches...... However, the game has to go on.

The performance of Glenn Royd, the young coach of Renowich County, was impressive, and after being beaten back in succession, the guy did not choose to shrink back to be a turtle, but instead asked the team to rush forward in a more heroic posture...... This time, it was the turn of the more than 1,000 old and young masters of Norwich County, and in the frantic screams of the Magpie Legion supporters, who were dozens of times their number, they were like small grasses struggling out of the cracks in the stones, stubbornly cheering for the visiting team, and probably because they could not find a dung pit that could escape from St. James' Park, the six big men with red banners quietly put away the banners, put on their clothes and mixed in with their own people and shouted sneakily...... The game ended with a huge score of 6:0.

Newcastle, fresh from an unbeaten home run, seem to be looking to start another more glorious record with such a bloody massacre.

Many football pundits and sports betting gamblers were the most injured people, they almost lost their briefs, and everyone thought before the game that Alan Shearer, who had been beaten back to his original form, would collapse, but the huge advantage of six goals made them all unconscious in front of the TV screen before the game was over...... Newcastle fans also felt that their hearts were about to be unbearable after enjoying the joy of victory, and some fans said with tears in their eyes when they were interviewed by reporters after the game: "Crazy Li bless, let the team's record be stable......

The media commented on the final result of the game, with Newcastle deemed to be a normal performance of quality after the win, while Norwich City, who lost, were unexpectedly praised - "...... In the face of the crazy magpies whose strength is several times greater than their own, Noy's courage to attack is worth learning from every manager in the Premier League, and if we want to become the world's number one league, we must integrate the attack into the blood! ”

Ruo Ed looked at the comments in the newspaper, and his heart was very proud, thinking that it was thanks to his buddy that he knew that he couldn't do the crazy guys in Newcastle, and that this was such a good way to win word of mouth, and this time the damn club owner had no excuse even if he wanted to trouble his buddy.................. The next thing it turned out was that Newcastle fans' hopes for a smoother record did not materialize, because whether on the road or at home, the Magpies' results were like a roller coaster, with ups and downs, just like the Liaodong hills, and there was no time for them to be stable...... January 27th.

In the first leg of the League Cup semi-finals, Newcastle lost 0:2 away to West Bromwich Albion, who are 16th in the Premier League table, and lost the start...... January 30.

The Premier League season has been drawn up again, with the Magpies playing 2-2 away to Middlesbrough.

After this game, Newcastle have only five points more than five points against Manchester United, who are second in the Premier League table, and with more than 10 rounds of the league remaining, this gap is no longer enough to guarantee Newcastle the league trophy...... February 2nd.

In the fourth round of the FA Cup, Newcastle relied on the goals of Podolski and Owen away to sweep the Premier League powerhouse Everton 2:0, which can be regarded as regaining a little 'crazy magpie' style and successfully advancing to the next round of games.

February 5th.

The UEFA Cup kicks off, and Newcastle travels to Dutch giants Ajax.

Although Ajax was once the hegemon of the Champions League, the Phoenix that landed was not as good as a chicken, and now it has become a famous 'broken house' in European football, and it has been reduced to having to mix the League Cup with many small teams.

However, compared to Newcastle, Ajax definitely has a lot of experience in this kind of competition. Cup experience is like xxoo, there is no natural talent, it has to be cultivated, so after 90 minutes of fierce battle at the Olympic Stadium in Amsterdam, the magpies returned to England with 2 big duck eggs...... The 25-year-old Brazilian played Leonardo's pass and shot to help Ajax get off to a good start in the knockout rounds of the UEFA Cup...... After this game, Newcastle's trip to the UEFA Cup looks a bit dangerous.

And by this time, even many extreme English nationalists had to cover their faces and admit: Newcastle can't do without the madman Lee at all!

Alan Shearer was a manager for a period before Crazy Lee arrived at St James, and although Newcastle were weak at that time, Shearer's performance was not as weak as it is now...... This shows that although Shearer's coaching level is much lower than that of Crazy Lee, it is not as unbearable as the newspapers and websites say, which shows that in fact, the hammers of the Newcastle first team are a group of big smokers, once they leave Crazy Lee, it is like a big smoker who swallows clouds and spits smoke The door has been robbed of the smoking gun, no matter what method you take to stimulate them, the performance of the hammers is no different from the leper dog who smokes the backbone, always half-dead, such soldiers, how can they go to war?

As a result, Newcastleians began to miss a sullen man on holiday in Belgium.

But no matter how bad Newcastle's performance is now, the much-anticipated savior just doesn't appear at St. James, only Alan Shearer knows that this bastard Lee Tong-fan will never come back without waiting for a month's vacation............ "What, you want me to go back?" ”

Li Tongfan pointed to his nose with an aggrieved face: "Alan, do you think that you have a conscience when you say this?" Don't you know how sleepy it is to take a month's leave from the boardroom, I finally used thirteen bottles of 1983 Louis XIII bribes to pass through the group of sensibles who did not eat oil and salt, and now there are three days, five hours, twenty-nine minutes and thirty seconds left before the end of the vacation......

Alan Shearer looked at the appearance of Grandet who was counting the time with his fingers, and almost choked on a breath and passed out: "Is the team's record important or Louis XIII important?" I really can't compensate you for thirteen bottles of Louis XIII, I beg you to go back with me to save the game, I am about to be beaten into the 180th layer of hell by the eyes of the fans and the spittle of the media...... "Don't do it," Li Tongfan did not hesitate to snuff out the small flame of hope in Alan Shearer's heart and the cradle: "Alain, I am training you, one day I will leave the first team, a big club owner like me, I can't always charge on the front line, right?" So please apply a little more fertilizer to yourself and grow up quickly, and I can sit in St. James's box and watch the game with the beautiful woman in my arms......"

Poof, Alain Shearer finally passed out in the 'great ideal' described by Lee Tong-beom.

However, before he fell into a coma, Shearer finally understood that this madman Lee was a king this time - he was hard-hearted, even if the pink little Zhengtaimen of the Newcastle first team was sm by the enemy a hundred times, he would not go back to put out the fire...... This is the conversation that took place between Alain Shearer after he met Lee Tong-fan at the gate of GreenGeorge Hospital with a smirk on his face on that terrified morning.

Shearer not only went to the rescue this time, but also did not have the opportunity to discuss the 'secret of victory' with Li Tongfan again, so he was kicked back to the plane to London by Li Tongfan...... Sitting on the plane back, Alain Shearer also counted on his fingers, and only then did he find out in despair that his stay in Brussels was not as long as a one-way flight!

However, the grief-stricken Alan Shearer will never know that the reason why the stuffy man is reluctant to go back, in addition to wanting to stay with his parents and accompany his relatives, the most important thing is because after the FM2009 system turns on the [vacation function], even if Li Tongfan runs back in a hurry, it is uncertain whether he can really turn things around...... Of course, training Shearer and the hammers of the first team is indeed one of the goals of Lee Tongfan.

………… Alan Shearer, who failed to go to Belgium as a player, once again started the journey of the Magpies in the 08-09 season - February 8 in a kind of tragedy of 'the wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man is afraid when he gets on the court'.

Newcastle away to Hull City, although it is another famous Premier League lift, but Newcastle's performance is like a fierce girl who has been stripped naked and kicked close to the wolf's den, and after the struggle of the first few rounds, it is soon powerless to resist.

After 90 minutes of fighting, the two sides drew 0:0.

At the end of this round, Newcastle are just three points ahead of Manchester United, five points ahead of Arsenal, five points ahead of Chelsea and seven points ahead of Liverpool...... The league situation has become increasingly elusive, and if United show a little bit of wind in the upcoming games, the Lonely Magpies will be missing out on the top spot they have taken from the eighth league game of the season...... It is said that a group of crazy fans are already secretly plotting to fly to Brussels, Belgium to kidnap the madman Lee back to St. James...... February 11th.

It was a disastrous day for Newcastle, who once again tasted defeat in their Premier League match against Tottenham Hotspur at White Hart Lane Park - Russian striker Paplyuchenko, who had been a high-profile player at White Hart Lane this season but had a sluggish performance, presumably stepped on dog shit before the game, and the shit was blown away, with two successive Modric corners headed into the goal of Hugo Lloris in the 34th and 88th minutes of the game...... 0：2！！

The Magpie Legion retrieved two large duck eggs.

Newcastle fans are extremely depressed, because in the game that ended at the same time, Uncle Ferguson's Red Devils relied on the goal of striker Xiao Rou Mu at home, and swept the 'Black Cat' Sunderland 3:0, so that they finally tied Newcastle in the standings, just because of the winning goals in second place, thanks to the crazy and arrogant big scores played by the madman Lee, otherwise the first place in the standings would have changed hands at this time...... Of course, there are more frustrating things for Newcastle people who want to strangle themselves with their belts, not that Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool have won big wins in this round of the league and are getting closer and closer to the magpies' chrysanthemums, but the player who gave Newcastle two big duck eggs is actually a dead substitute, you must know that Paplyuchenko has not scored in 654 minutes before this, and as a result, Newcastle actually scored twice...... Combined with another dead-time trick of Davis Keterson, who scored a hat-trick against Stoke City in the first defeat of the season, the good news media have given Newcastle a new nickname - Substitute Fat Sheep!

What could be more tragic and indignant than a well-dressed nobleman being slapped hard by a beggar crawling out of a dung pit?

Newcastle now looks like a 'down-and-out aristocrat' who can slap him with a casual temperament!

Newcastle people have never felt like a month is so long, God forbid time get out of here and let the madman Lee appear in front of St James's home team!

(To be continued)