Chapter 75
Marshal Tianwei saw that his phalanx had been arranged, smiled proudly, and said, "Boy, even if you have great ability today, you can't escape. If you know how to be interested, you will wear a pipa bone by yourself, and you will be bound when you come. "It must be known that all cultivators, whether they are immortals or ghosts, have a fatal weakness, that is, once the pipa bone is pierced by a magic weapon, they will no longer be able to cast immortal magic techniques. And those who can transcend this realm, looking at the Three Realms, can be said to be very few, very few.
Wei Changtian said: "What kind of play pipa and play erhu, Lao Tzu can't! You bullshit marshal is really a shameless and unseeded guy, if you can't beat it, you will make people come up and beat ...... group." Seeing that there were fewer soldiers on the left side and the defense was sparse, he thought it was a flaw, and silently urged the clouds, and his body flew over like a meteor.
How do you know that he is fast, the formation changes faster, and the place where there was a shortage of soldiers and major generals suddenly became the most, all of them with spears and spears, and their pointed ends were straight towards Wei Changtian.
Wei Changtian struck with both fists, trying to break up the defenses of the sailors and break through a path, but after the powerful golden light ball was released, there was no response at all. This was repeated several times, and instead of breaking up, the formation became more and more numerous, and the encirclement became smaller and smaller.
Seeing that his most proud "trick" had lost its function, Wei Changtian was discouraged and said secretly: "It's over, it's over! These soldiers will rush up and slash and kill in a chaotic manner, how can I parry it? This time it is definitely going to die." Master, Master, where is your old man, help! Brother Pig...... Come and save my brother......" I felt that the murderous aura was getting thicker and thicker, and I was so oppressed that I was almost suffocated, knowing that it was useless to resist, I simply sat cross-legged in the clouds, closed my eyes and waited for death.
This "Tianhe Divine Array" is created by an immortal with extremely high mana in the heavenly realm, which implies the mystical heavenly machine, which is the so-called unpredictable heavenly machine, unless it is a person with extremely high mana, vast magical powers, and a person who understands the heavenly principle is expected to get out of this array, and those who are idle can only sit and wait for death. Although the "Tianluo Net" is known as the first battle of the immortal family, it is only used for siege and defense, and this "Tianhe Divine Array" can defend and attack, and it has both, and it is also very powerful.
In desperation, there was a sudden commotion among the sailors on one side of the formation, and then the sound of a "clanging" fight sounded outside the formation.
Wei Changtian thought to himself: "Could it be that Brother Niu and the two of them saw that I was unfavorable and came up to help?......" While thinking about it, he faintly heard the sound of "hum" and "hehe" in his ears.
This voice was familiar to Wei Changtian, and he was ecstatic in his heart, his body was vertical, he jumped up, and opened his mouth to shout: "Brother Pig, are you here? I'm inside, I'm your brother Wei Changtianwei." He was surrounded by the three layers of Tianhe sailors, and he couldn't see any scene outside the formation, but with those few "hums", he dared to conclude that among the fighters outside was the eldest brother Zhu Bajie, who had previously worshipped.
Sure enough, a heavy voice outside the array replied: "My good brother, it's really you inside!" As soon as the old pig arrived in the heavenly court, he heard from the monkey that the Jade Emperor Lao'er had rewarded you with a lot of treasures, and he also gave you a 'little fairy mansion' to live in. Hey, you've got what you can do!"
Wei Changtian said: "It's me." Brother Pig, you're about to mess up this formation, I'm going to fly out, I'm afraid I'll kill someone if it's too late!"
Zhu Bajie smiled outside the formation and said: "Returning human life, you have already cultivated into an immortal body, but it is an immortal life." I said brother, you are really enough to deal with these little gods, and you worshipped the monkey as a teacher in vain. ”
Wei Changtian hurriedly said: "Damn, there are so many of them! besides, the monkeys ...... Besides, my master hasn't passed on any useful skills to me?"
Zhu Bajie said: "Oh? I wondered, as long as you learn a little bit of the monkey's magical powers, turn into a fly, and find a gap to get out, how can you be so bad, surrounded by these little magic soldiers of them, there is no way to escape?" paused, broke off, and said, "Look at my old pig!"
Wei Changtian was in the array, and he didn't know what tricks Zhu Bajie was going to play, although he was anxious, he could only wait with his eyes wide. Suddenly, I heard a loud sound of "boom and bang" one after another, dull as thunder, but like a big river bursting its embankment, and then there was a loud exclamation, and the sailors besieging Wei Changtian hugged me and squeezed me, running wildly in all directions, and the originally tight and seamless "Tianhe Divine Array" instantly collapsed.
Wei Chang Tianfu got out of the divine array, saw the light of heaven again, and was about to cheer loudly, when he suddenly felt a cold on his face, only to see a strong wind swept up the water of the Tianhe River, rising for a long time, forming a huge monstrous wave wall, which quickly rolled over to this side, like a giant python and a wild lion, incomparably powerful, and wanted to destroy and devour the entire "Tianhe Divine Array".
The sailors on the periphery of the Divine Array will see the huge waves rolling in and flee first; the inner layer is a little late, some are lucky to avoid it, and some are swept into the huge waves; and when the innermost layer is awakened, there is no way to hide, there is no way to avoid it, and all of them are gone.
Wei Changtian faced the huge waves, and was in danger, and secretly shouted in his heart: "It's over! This time there is really no old age!" At this moment, such a thought suddenly appeared in his mind: "Instead of dying under the waves, it is better to be stabbed to death by a sword, such a vigorous death is the way to die of a hero, but such a death is unknown, it is really fucking unwilling!"
His thought swirled between lightning and fire, and the great wave had already roared and rushed to him.
Strange to say, although the wave was powerful, but there was still some distance from his body, as if afraid of his body, it separated into a hole of water and bypassed his body in all directions. After the huge waves, there was not a single drop of water on him.
Zhu Bajie cast a spell to drive the water of the Tianhe River, stirring up the "Tianhe Divine Array", seeing Wei Changtian's fists clenched and his eyes closed, Zongyun stepped forward and asked: "Brother, you still said that you haven't learned the skills from monkeys, where did you learn this trick to avoid water?"
Wei Changtian slowly opened his eyes, looked around, and saw that the Tianhe River was calm and calm, and the surrounding figures were sparse, no longer like the previous bad scene of rolling waves and soldiers surrounding, he knew that he had escaped a catastrophe, and his life was not lost, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, breathed a long sigh of relief, and muttered: "I'm not dead?"
Zhu Bajie saw that his face was pale and his expression was dumbfounded, he slapped him on the shoulder and shouted, "Why are you stunned?"
Wei Changtian was startled, only then came back to his senses, saw Zhu Bajie's face clearly, suddenly hugged him, and said: "Big brother, why did you come here?
Zhu Bajie sucked his long nose, his two big ears moved, and he smiled: "No." After our brothers separated from Guanyin's Luojia Mountain, my old pig went around to report the news of the birth of the demons, stayed in this immortal mansion for three days, and stayed in the cave for five days, and had no time to go to the world. Later, I suddenly thought of you, brother, so I went to the heavenly palace to look for you, and when I got to the monkey, I realized that you had come out for a walk by yourself. Coincidentally, I actually met you here to have fun with the heavenly soldiers and generals. ”
Wei Changtian let go of his hand and said with a wry smile: "Fuck, this is called playing fun, my eldest brother, you see, those are all soldiers and generals with swords, guns, axes and swords, and they are not a group of gentle and lovely beauties with silk scarves and handkerchiefs. Alas, if you hadn't arrived, I'm afraid that I would never have been able to meet my good brother for a thousand years and never again, and there would be no one to accompany you to live happily. As he spoke, he gently scratched Bajie's belly.
Zhu Bajie was itched, and immediately flashed away, touched his belly and said happily: "Yes, too." After a pause, he glanced sideways at the Cowherd's family over there and asked, "I said brother, you are really nosy, and you dare to meddle in the affairs of the Queen Mother." If it weren't for the two of them, I really wouldn't have known that you were the one surrounding the 'Tianhe Divine Array'. ”
Wei Changtian said: "Yes, I just told Brother Niu about my relationship with you, as soon as he saw you coming, he naturally told you what happened, right? ”
Zhu Bajie's face was full of joy, and he said triumphantly: "Needless to say, the old pig also served as the commander of this Tianhe when he was in the Heavenly Palace, and he was in charge of 80,000 sailors, so he is very familiar with this 'Tianhe Divine Array'." ”
Wei Changtian was stunned, and then laughed and said: "I forgot, the eldest brother's original name was 'Marshal Tianpeng', which is similar to that bullshit Marshal Tianwei...... The eldest brother's skills are much stronger than him. ”
Zhu Bajie sneered: "That name is all sealed by the Jade Emperor, it's not good, it's not good." Don't mention old things. By the way, you haven't answered what I asked you, the waves I made are so fierce, the Tianhe sailors and water generals can't resist it, how can you be safe? Have you ever learned the trick of avoiding water from a monkey?"
Wei Changtian said: "I have learned the trick of avoiding water, but I didn't have time to read it just now...... "A flash flashed in his mind, and he suddenly said: "Ah, it must be because I am wearing 'Yunjin Tianyi'." Seeing Zhu Bajie's face showing surprise, he pouted at the Weaver Girl and said, "It was sent by the fairy sister-in-law." ”
Zhu Bajie sighed: "Alas, brother, eldest brother, I really envy you, a trip to heaven is really a lot of benefits." ”
Wei Changtian knew that he was greedy, patted the gourd on his waist, and said with a smile: "Brother is not a person who forgets righteousness for profit, how can you forget the eldest brother if you have benefits? ”
Zhu Bajie heard from Sun Wukong that the Jade Emperor sent Wei Changtian ginseng fruit, fire dates, peaches and other things, listening to this brother said so generously, how can he not like it? swallowed his saliva and grinned: "Good brother, it's refreshing enough!"
Wei Changtian turned his head and saw that Marshal Tianwei was holding the Ugin Divine Hammer, standing in the clouds in the distance, staring at this side, his heart moved, and said: "Big brother, that bullshit marshal bullied me, you teach him a lesson for me, it is best to beat him to kneel down and kowtow to me and admit his mistakes." ”
Zhu Bajie was stunned, and said in his heart: "Good boy, it seems that your things can't be eaten in vain, and the old pig has to beat people." At the moment, he smiled and whispered: "I'm afraid it's not good to let him kowtow." No matter how bastard he is, he is also a heavenly court official, and he has gone too far, and it is difficult for the Jade Emperor to say it. Brother, the Jade Emperor treats you well, are you embarrassed to fall out with him? In this case, I will go over and say a few words to persuade him to come and make amends to you and admit your mistake. Are you right?"
Wei Changtian blinked, thought for a while, and thought that what Zhu Bajie said was reasonable, so he waved his hand and said: "Forget it, his grandmother's, I don't care about the villain, and I am rushing at the Jade Emperor...... And big brother, your face, just swallowed this breath and spared him this time. ”
Zhu Bajie shook his head and floated in front of Marshal Tianwei, and he didn't know what to say. Marshal Tianwei was first full of anger, then surprised, and then looked respectful, nodded again and again, and flew towards this side behind Zhu Bajie with the clouds.
Wei Changtian pursed his lips, tilted his head, looked at the sky above, tried his best to make his face solemn and cold, and thought to himself: "You come to confess your mistakes to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu must come out with some shelves, otherwise you will look down on you." ”
Zhu Bajie raised his head in front of Marshal Tianwei, first revealed Wei Changtian's identity, and then said how the Jade Emperor loved Wei Changtian, gave him countless treasures, pass tokens and an immortal mansion, and finally moved Sun Wukong's name out, these are all exaggerations that he listened to from Sun Wukong's mouth and added oil and vinegar. Marshal Wei was also a god general who saw the wind and steered the rudder, and when he heard that Wei Changtian was so big, he thought: "Needless to say, the Jade Emperor is there, just because Sun Wukong is out, I can't afford to mess with it?"
Thinking of this, he lost his arrogance, and without Zhu Bajie explaining his intentions, he hurriedly said: "Oh, I'm really blind......! No, Brother Pig, please quickly bring the little god over to apologize to that little fairy friend. I hope that big brother, you can help say more good things, so that he doesn't blame the ignorance and offense of the little god. Big Brother Pig is willing to speak for the little god, and the little god will not forget the benefits of Big Brother Pig. ”
Zhu Bajie smiled and said: "No problem, he is my old pig's sworn brother, the old pig only needs a word, and there is nothing to do between you." ”
When Marshal Tianwei heard this, how could he not be grateful? Respectfully followed Zhu Bajie to give Wei Changtian his sins.
Zhu Bajie saw Wei Changtian's appearance of turning his head to the sky, and knew that he was deliberately pretending to be shown to Marshal Tianwei, so he secretly laughed, coughed loudly, and said, "Brother, Marshal Tianwei personally apologized to you." ”
Wei Changtian let out a "hmm", glanced at Marshal Tianwei, turned to Zhu Bajie and said, "Brother Pig is good." ”
Marshal Tianwei looked embarrassed when he saw that he ignored him, and looked at Zhu Bajie with his eyes pleading.
Zhu Bajie said: "Brother, don't be angry, Marshal Tianwei doesn't know you as a little immortal." Come on, come on, be a peacemaker for your brother, shake hands between the two of you, it can be regarded as a big thing to turn into a small thing, and a small thing to nothing, and then you will be good friends. I said brother, Marshal Tianwei sincerely apologizes to you, you look at my brother's face......"
Wei Changtian intercepted and said: "I naturally want to give Brother Pig's face." Merely...... Alas, my brother was bullied by so many of their generals, and it was too much of a bag......"
Zhu Bajie patted his forehead and said, "That's what you said...... frowned, thought about it, and whispered a few words in front of Marshal Tianwei.
Marshal Tianwei comprehended, beckoned a few of his subordinates, and explained like this, and those subordinates went to their own orders.
Wei Changtian didn't know what Zhu Bajie and Marshal Tianwei were doing, and turned his questioning eyes to Zhu Bajie. Zhu Bajie winked at him and said nothing with a smile.
After a while, the sailors and sailors who participated in the formation of the "Tianhe Divine Array" lined up and rushed over on the water, and when Marshal Tianwei waved his hand, he bowed down and said: "The little ones have eyes and no beads, and they don't know the dignity of Wei Daxian, and where they were offended just now, I hope that they will beg Daxian to forgive their sins! Forgive their sins!"
All the soldiers drank in unison, and the sound was so loud that Wei Changtian was startled, and he lost his voice and said, "Fuck, what is this for?"
Zhu Bajie stood beside him, gently tugged at his sleeve, and said in a low voice: "Brother, he has already given you enough face, take it while it's good, you can't get off the stage, it's not good for anyone." Isn't that right?"
Wei Changtian is not a stupid person, after thinking about it, he laughed a few times, stretched out his hand to Marshal Tianwei, and said, "Brother Marshal, how can my brother really be angry with you?" Just kidding...... Just kidding!hahaha...... Come on, let's shake hands with brothers, as the saying goes, it's better to be famous than to meet, and it's better to shake hands than to meet......"
Marshal Tianwei observed his words and looks, and saw that he didn't seem to be pretending, so he sighed secretly, and hurriedly stretched out his right hand like a fan, shook it with Wei Changtian, and inevitably said a few more apologies, and finally a compliment.
Since the two sides had reconciled, Marshal Tianwei sent an order for all the soldiers to return to Tianhe, and turned back to Wei Changtian and said: "If the Wei Immortals are fine, can they go to the Water Palace of the Little God to talk about it?"
Wei Changtian drove the clouds in the air, looked down, saw that the river was unfathomable that day, and thought to himself that the bottom of the river was extremely depressed, what fun would it be? I haven't seen Brother Pig for a long time, and I have a lot to say. Marshal, brother, please take care of yourself. In the future, I will definitely go down to the bottom of your river to watch. ”
He didn't want to go, and Marshal Tianwei didn't dare to force it, so he said a few times: "There will be a period later!" pressed the cloud head and slowly descended into the Tianhe. When he was imprisoned, he glared at the Cowherd and his wife intentionally or unintentionally, and there was a warning in his eyes. The Cowherd couple had a pale face and turned a blind eye.
Zhu Bajie patted Wei Changtian on the shoulder and said, "Brother, follow me to your monkey master's mansion, he has something to look for you." ”
Wei Changtian said: "Okay." I went over and said a few words to them and left. Thinking that he had a "gambling contract" with the Cowherd couple, he should naturally cash out the "bet" if he lost, and said to the Cowherd couple in the past: "Big brother, sister-in-law, it's a pity that the brother lost to you is not two silver objects, otherwise I will give it to you immediately." But please relax, what my Wei Changtian said is like spilled water and sputum spit out, and it will never be taken back. If I break my promise, I'll get down and lick the phlegm clean. ”
Although the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl were happy in their hearts, they thought that this matter was separated by the Queen Mother, and it was by no means easy to do. The Cowherd sighed: "Brother Wei is kind, our husband and wife are grateful, thank you first." If your husband wants to go to the Queen Mother to talk about this matter, it is best to be cautious and grasp the measure, and do not collide with her, otherwise it will affect you, not only will the gains outweigh the losses, but our husband and wife will also feel deeply guilty. ”
The Weaver Girl nodded beside her and said, "Yes, you be careful, if it doesn't work, don't be reluctant, just do what you can." He also said: "When you go to find my grandmother, it is best to go with your master to fight the Holy Buddha, my grandmother is somewhat jealous of him, even if you don't bother, you won't turn your face at that time." ”
Wei Changtian said in his heart: "Why do you want to take Master with you? Could it be that I, Wei Changtian, have no face? You underestimate me!" This is the good news that you are waiting for me. At the moment, he waved goodbye to the Cowherd and his wife, and drove the clouds with Zhu Bajie to turn around the "Fighting God Mansion".
The Cowherd and his wife watched his two brothers talk and laugh, gradually disappear, and finally disappeared without a trace, and they were a little reluctant. After a long time, I realized that the one-night meeting had been more than halfway through, and once the night had passed, it would be another year before we had to be reunited again. It is said that a moment is a thousand gold, but for their family, even if they pour out all the gold and silver in the world, how can they exchange it for such a moment?
On the night of July 7, on the edge of Hongqiao, a family of four leaned on each other, saying goodbye to each other and missing each other. Until dawn, the Weaver Girl stepped on the Rainbow Bridge and returned to the other side of the Tianhe River.
At the time of separation, the husband and wife had such a wish in each other's hearts: I hope to understand that today, the Hongqiao is not there, the sky is unimpeded, and the husband and wife are reunited and share the family.
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When Zhu Bajie and Wei Changtian returned to the "Fighting God Mansion", Sun Wukong had already sat up and stood on the Xuanyuan platform on the west side of the mansion, with two furry palms playing with a ruler-long stick. The two ends of the small stick were shining with gold, and it was his proud magic soldier Ruyi golden hoop stick.
Zhu Bajie shouted: "Brother Monkey, your good apprentice has been recovered." When he learned scriptures from the West, he called Sun Wukong "Brother Monkey" all the way, and he called it casually at this time, which was also a habit.
Wei Changtian continued: "Master is so leisurely, the golden hoop stick is borrowed from me to play. ”
Sun Wukong turned his head to look, the golden light in his eyes was clear, sharp and domineering, better than the light emitted by the golden hoop stick, and when he saw the two of them coming in, he said with a smile: "Bajie, you are really looking for it quickly." Come on, come on, Lao Sun is idle and bored now, and he just passes on his skills to his apprentices. ”
Wei Changtian was overjoyed and said, "Really!" and ran to the stage happily. The Xuanyuan platform was only five or six feet high, and he gently rose up with a slight touch of his feet. Zhu Bajie flicked his two wide sleeves, and then flew up.
Sun Wukong threw the golden hoop stick out casually and said, "Go in!" The golden hoop stick circled around his head, shrinking smaller and smaller, and finally it was as thin as a hair, difficult to distinguish with the naked eye, and slowly burrowed into his ears on its own.
Wei Changtian stood still, rubbed his hands and said, "Master, will you teach me on this platform? ”
Sun Wukong said: "Look at your anxious look! Let me ask you, what did you do when you went out just now?"
Wei Changtian was thinking about learning spells, and said casually: "It's nothing, I walked around indiscriminately, and I felt bored, so I rushed back, and I happened to meet Brother Pig looking for me." Isn't it Big Brother Pig?"