Zhu Bajie let out a vague "oh", looked at Sun Wukong, covered his mouth and smiled.

Sun Wukong stretched out his hand, patted the top of Wei Changtian's head lightly, and said: "You little slippery head, don't you know anything when Lao Sun? You went to play with the Seven Fairies in the Pan Tao Garden, and then went to Lao Jun's mansion as a guest, stole a lot of his elixirs, and finally went to the vicinity of Tianhe, and fought with the gods of Tianhe for the matter of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, if it weren't for the help of Bajie, he would definitely be caught by them......"

Wei Changtian listened to him one by one, as if he had seen it with his own eyes, he couldn't help but gasp, scratched his head and smiled: "How did Master know?"

Zhu Bajie said: "How do you know? He has great powers, as long as you perform the 'Heavenly Eye Vision' technique, you are thousands of miles away, and you will not escape his magic eye." ”

Wei Changtian was secretly speechless, and said in his heart: "Good girl, so powerful! He turned his head sideways and asked Zhu Bajie: "Brother Pig, do you know this spell?"

Zhu Bajie's head didn't move, his two big ears shook a few times, and said, "No, no." The old pig's mana is not as good as him, and his brain is stupid, and he has never been able to understand this 'Heavenly Eye Vision' technique. Hehe, brother, being an elder brother is optimistic about you, your head is very good, if you follow the monkey...... Follow your master to study the Fa well, and the immortal path will be infinite in the future. ”

Wei Changtian was praised by him like this, and he was a little fluttering, and said with a straight face: "Where, where! I'm also very stupid...... You're as stupid as Big Brother Pig...... No, I'm so dumber than you......"

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows and said loudly: "Lao Sun's apprentice, how can there be a stupid reason? If you don't study well and go out and lose Lao Sun's face, Lao Sun will pull out a stick and beat you." ”

Wei Changtian knew that he would do what he said, so he couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and said, "No, Master, this ...... That's not good. If I can't learn it once, I can learn it again, and if I learn it a few more times, isn't it good to say that as long as I ...... The kung fu is deep, and the iron rod is sharpened into an embroidery needle!" After a pause, he grinned and said, "Master, you look at my apprentice, who has fine skin and tender meat, but I can't beat it." Your iron rod weighs more than 10,000 pounds, needless to say, one beat, just one stick will kill me. Brother Pig, don't you say?"

On the way to learn the scriptures, Zhu Bajie did not eat the pain of Sun Wukong's iron rod, fortunately, the skin is thick and the flesh is thick, and there is a fairy law to protect the body, but it is extremely afraid of the iron rod, and to this day, every time I see the iron rod, I still have palpitations, listen to Wei Changtian's question, and hurriedly say: "Yes, but you can't fight! This proverb also says: If you don't teach, the teacher is wrong." If the apprentice does not learn well, the master is also responsible, and he will be punished and beaten. ”

Wei Changtian said: "That's right." It's still Brother Pig who is sensible. ”

Sun Wukong glared at Zhu Bajie and scolded with a smile: "You idiot, you're talking nonsense again, you can't beat it!"

Zhu Bajie snorted his lips and said, "Yes, Brother Monkey, I won't talk to you anymore, so as not to be bored." Teach your apprentices well. If you teach it well, he will be able to add a touch of grace to your face. ”

Sun Wukong nodded and said, "Old Sun will teach this." Apprentice, what supernatural powers do you want to learn?"

Wei Changtian tilted his head and thought for a while, and said, "Don't hide it from Master, I want to learn everything." Well, but Master, your magic power is boundless, your magical powers are vast, and there are so many things that I can't learn if I want to. It's better to do this, you first teach me some of the best and most powerful skills, so that I don't have to dodge when I fight with other immortals, and I have no tricks to deal with. ”

Sun Wukong said: "Also, you have a body of mana, but you don't have the slightest ability to fight, and when you fight with Marshal Tianwei, you defend more and attack less, so you naturally suffer a lot of losses." Hehe, I think when the old grandson first became an immortal, he once held a wishful golden hoop stick, relying on seventy-two changes and somersault clouds between the three realms, invincible, immortals and demons are jealous...... Today, I will pass on these magical powers to you. Fortunately, you have eaten a lot of immortal things, and your mana has increased a lot, based on this, I believe that with a lot of hard work, you will definitely be able to learn my seventy-two changes and somersault cloud technique!"

Zhu Bajie looked envious, and said: "Brother Monkey, this is your best skill back then! Anyway, I'm idle on the side, so it's better to learn with Brother Wei of mine." ”

Sun Wukong grinned and said: "How can you not succeed then? But Bajie, your body is thick and thick, and you can't learn somersault clouds." You have thirty-six changes in Tiangang, why don't you learn the seventy-two changes of my earth and make up one hundred and eight changes in Tiangang and earth, wouldn't it be good?"

Buddhism is the most emphasis on the way of perfection, Zhu Bajie knows that once the number of heaven and earth is merged, his own cultivation will be equivalent to leaping over an extremely difficult threshold, and he will be able to do whatever he wants when he changes after that, and then he is not subject to any restrictions, and his heart is full of joy for a while, and he said: "It's okay if you don't learn somersault clouds." Brother Monkey, after so many years of friendship, my old pig likes to hear your words the most. ”

Wei Changtian's heart moved, and he shouted: "Brother Pig, you have taken advantage of my master's big advantage, and I will also take advantage of you, you will have to teach me your thirty-six changes in the future!"

Zhu Bajie glared and said: "No, it's not enough for you to learn your master's many changes? To tell you the truth, I don't have anything to learn about the thirty-six changes of Tiangang, and they are all fish, insects, livestock, poultry and the like." But your master's seventy-two changes, dead and alive, crawling, walking, flying, can all change. You still don't want to learn from me. ”

Wei Changtian said: "If you don't learn, you won't learn, you are really a small brother!" But he said in his heart: "I won't yell at you now, I will always think of a way to let you spit out all the magic spells you know in the future and teach me." Fuck, the more changes the better, and when the time comes, when you meet a little fairy like Marshal Tianwei, Lao Tzu won't have to worry about it at all. Hmph, he hit me with a broken hammer, and I turned into a big leather bag, put it in it, and threw it under the river to feed the fish and shrimp!"

Sun Wukong preached and taught, concentrating on the moment and slowly saying the mantra of the seventy-two changes and the method of cultivation. At the end, he flew away from Xuanyuan Terrace and drove Yundong to Penglai Immortal Island, saying that he was going to Penglai Immortal Island to seek happiness, Shou, and Lu, the three old immortals played chess and drank a cup of immortal wine, and then came back to continue to teach Wei Changtian somersault clouds.

Zhu Bajie and Wei Changtian have both cultivated into immortal bodies, and they know all about the immortal spells, and after remembering the mantra passed by Sun Wukong, they smiled and sat on the east and west sides of Xuanyuan Terrace.

The two brothers were obsessed with immortal magic skills, and unconsciously entered the realm of self-forgetfulness, until the sky darkened, then they opened their eyes one after another, and they both felt as if they had a big dream, and they changed into a new skin in the dream. But they didn't know that in just one day, the two of them secretly recited the immortal formula, concentrated on cultivation, stopped the Yuan Shen out of the body in their bodies, absorbed the Yuan Yang Aura between the Three Realms, and refined all the seventy-two changes. The primordial god is the second life of the immortals, and the primordial gods are completed, and the result is equivalent to the immortals themselves being refined.

Zhu Bajie waved his sleeves, got up suddenly, and said with a smile: "Brother, congratulations, congratulations!"

Wei Changtian only knew that he was congratulating himself on refining seventy-two changes, so he also arched his hand and said: "Rejoice, rejoice!"

Zhu Bajie said: "What are you happy about?"

Wei Changtian said: "I have refined it to be taught by my master, and you have also refined it, our brothers and sisters have advanced together with their supernatural powers, isn't it the same joy?"

Zhu Bajie waved his hand and shook his head, and said, "I'm just a little happy, but yours is a big joy." Now that you have learned the seventy-two changes, wouldn't you be glad if you escaped the harm of the 'Three Calamities'?"

Wei Changtian was stunned and said, "'Three disasters'? fuck, Brother Pig, do you mean that I have a disaster?"

Zhu Bajie said: "The 'three calamities' are the 'three tribulations of cultivating immortals', and all immortal cultivators have to pass the 'three tribulations'." ”

Wei Changtian shook his head and said, "I don't understand the 'three calamities' and 'three tribulations'...... Could it be the peach blossom catastrophe and the beauty disaster......"

Zhu Bajie said: "You have just become an immortal, of course you don't understand, listen to the old pig talk to you in detail...... paused, and said slowly: "All the living creatures in the Three Realms, after thousands of years of cultivation, the Dharma is first passed, the divine body is injected, and it is not far from the period of ascension." But before ascending, we must guard against the 'three calamities'. The second calamity is a fire from the sky, which is neither a heavenly fire nor a mortal fire, called a 'yin fire', which burns from under its own spring and penetrates through the Nitan Palace, and if one is not careful, it can turn the five internal organs into ashes, and the limbs will decay, turning thousands of years of practice into illusion; the third calamity is ......"

Wei Changtian interjected: "One is a thunderstorm, the other is a fire, and this third disaster is a flood or a wind disaster?......

Zhu Bajie took a breath and said, "It's a wind disaster." Don't underestimate this wind, it is neither the southeast and northwest winds, nor the smoke wind, nor the wind of flowers, willows, pines and bamboos, called 'hurricanes', blowing from the heavenly spirit into the six intestines, wearing the nine orifices, passing through the dantian, when the time comes, the flesh and bones are thinned, and the body is self-dissolving and turning into invisible...... None of these 'three calamities' can be avoided, the light ones will be injured and they will need to cultivate from scratch, and the heavy ones will lose their lives. ”

Wei Changtian was terrified when he heard it, and he was speechless, and said, "My good girl, it's so serious!" and said: "Brother Pig, you said that if I learned these seventy-two changes, it is equivalent to avoiding the 'three disasters', isn't it?"

Zhu Bajie said: "Of course. If you have seventy-two changes, it is equivalent to having seventy-two lives, plus your own primordial god protection body, just the disaster of the 'three disasters', I can't help you anymore. ”

Wei Changtian danced with his hands and said, "Fuck, according to what you say, it's really a great joy! Haha, it's worth celebrating! It's worth celebrating! Hey, his grandmother is a bear, but it's a pity that there is no brothel in the sky...... Another day, I'll definitely invite the big pig to the Nether to be happy!"

Zhu Bajie was happy, his eyes were bright, his ears were erected, and he said: "It's done!

The two brothers have learned the magic power of immortal law, and they are itching from their hearts. Wei Changtian said: "I'll change a few things and try how to do it." At that moment, he silently recited the immortal formula, his body trembled, turned into a crow, and flew into the air with a "flutter".

Zhu Bajie looked up, smiled and said loudly: "Brother, you are changing quite fast! Come, call a few times to the eldest brother." ”

Before he could say anything, the crow that Wei Changtian had transformed into flew above his head, and the tail tribe was a black thing.

Zhu Bajie was stunned, unable to dodge, the thing "la" a soft sound, was falling on his long nose, "ouch", hurriedly lowered his head to wipe, only to feel that his hands were soft and slippery, like a ball of thin mud, wafting out a stinking gas, when he looked at it, it was a ball of black bird droppings.

He screamed a few times, pulled out a sleeve to wipe the bird droppings off his nose, and yelled, "Fuck, brother, you fucked this thing...... It almost fell into the mouth of the old pig......! This...... How am I going to eat today? Bad luck...... Phew! Phew......"

Wei Changtian turned into a crow and pulled out the feces, it was really unintentional, he didn't expect it to happen to fall on Zhu Bajie, he was in the air, he saw this situation clearly, couldn't help but laugh, the crow's mouth opened, and a human voice said: "Big brother, I'm sorry! I became something else for the first time, and I was so excited that I had diarrhea." Seeing Zhu Bajie's eyebrows and glaring, afraid that he would chase him, he screamed "quack" and spread his wings and flew away.

Zhu Bajie listened to his "quack" cry very happily, as if he was making fun of himself, and said in his heart: "Okay, you kid, take advantage of it and sell well, see how the old pig cleans you up." Shaking his spirits, he turned into an eagle, rose to the sky, and chased straight towards Wei Changtian.

Wei Changtian was surprised and delighted, and said loudly: "Okay, anyway, the master hasn't come back yet, Brother Pig, our brothers will change by comparison." Hehe, if you can catch up with me, let you pull a pile of dung on my head, which will be counted as leveling, and no one owes anyone. With a chirp, he flew with all his might.

How could Zhu Bajie show weakness? He said, "I can't run away from your kid!" The eagle's wings fluttered violently, fanning up a gust of wind, and his body rushed out like lightning, approaching Wei Changtian.

The crow is already weak and has small wings, so how can it be so fast that the eagle can pass by? After only ten or so miles, the two sides are no more than a few feet apart. Wei Changtian was a little anxious, seeing a white belt below, but it was the Tianhe he he had been to, he had an idea, pressed his body down, and when he touched the surface of the river, he turned into a grass carp, spit out a few bubbles, and plunged into the weeds at the bottom of the river to hide.

At that time, the water of the river was clear, although he was at the bottom of the water, he could also see the things on the surface of the river, and saw the eagle that Zhu Bajie had turned into hovering on it, and his heart was complacent: "Old pig, old pig, look at how you can find me this time." ”

secretly rejoiced for a while, and suddenly disappeared from Zhu Bajie. Just as he was wondering, he suddenly heard a slight sound of water beside him, and turned around with his tail, but saw a large shark with wide mouth and steel teeth swimming towards this side, and when he reached the weeds, he suddenly opened his mouth to swallow himself.

His heart moved, and he shouted, "I'll fuck Brother Pig, it must be you! You become a shark, I'll ...... I changed ...... "I didn't know what to change in my eagerness, and I recited a fairy trick about the change of the water system, and turned into a water snake and hurriedly swam to the riverbank.

Just swam to the shore, but found that there was a big gray crane with a vermilion embroidered top and a long beak staring at him, and his eyes looked like he was worshipping his eldest brother Zhu Bajie.

Wei Changtian had no choice but to reappear in his original body and fly back to the original road in the clouds. Zhu Bajie also showed his original form to keep up, and laughed: "Boy, when it comes to supernatural changes, you are not the opponent of the old pig now." Don't run, don't run, the old pig still has to settle accounts with you. ”

Wei Changtian turned around and said, "I'm not admitting defeat, it's just that it's too troublesome! I'll go back and wait for Master now. Worried that Zhu Bajie would catch up with him and later calculate the account of "bird droppings", he said at the end: "If you bully me, believe it or not, I will ask the master to give you a few sticks." ”

Zhu Bajie knew Sun Wukong's temper, so he didn't answer, but he thought in his heart: "That monkey loves to take care of the short, why don't I believe it!" said: "For the sake of our sworn brothers, I won't bother with you this time...... I'm not afraid of you, Master Monkey! You said that you want to go to the lower realm with the old pig to be happy, but you can't talk and don't count! Otherwise, the old pig won't spare you. ”

Wei Changtian stopped, waited for Zhu Bajie to catch up, and said: "Whoever talks doesn't count, who is the bastard king!" He made a pun, one to imply that his words count, and the other to imply that Zhu Bajie should not find his own trouble.

That Zhu Bajie is a happy temper, and he forgets about it after a big event, so how can he really care about him? patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "My brother is playing with you, how can he get along with you? Let's go back." ”

Wei Changtian raised his eyebrows and praised: "Oh, the eldest brother is the eldest brother, generous and broad-minded, which really makes my brother admire him to death!"

Zhu Bajie said: "It's easy to say! It's easy to say!" While speaking, he returned to the sky above the "Fighting God Mansion".

As soon as the two brothers landed on the clouds and sat on the Xuanyuan platform, they heard a shout in the middle of the sky: "My grandson is back." ”

Wei Changtian looked up, only to see Sun Wukong stepping on an auspicious cloud, putting his hand on a canopy, and approaching in the blink of an eye. When he first became a divine skill, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, and he stepped forward and said, "Master, I have practiced all the seventy changes you taught. ”

Sun Wukong said: "Oh? Then you can change and take a look." ”

Wei Changtian had the intention to show off, twisting the immortal formula, reciting incantations, and suddenly birds, beasts, and flowers and plants...... Perform the seventy-two changes of the land one by one.

He thought that the master would praise him after seeing it, but Sun Wukong shook his head and said, "It's far away!

Wei Changtian was not convinced, and said, "Master, I can change everything, and you still say that it is bad?"

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Although I have learned, the change is too slow, and I can't do what I want." If you encounter a strong enemy, you can't beat him, and it's too late to change and hide. ”

Wei Changtian seemed to have an understanding and said: "'Do whatever you want' I understand, what does that 'intention to move' mean?"

Zhu Bajie said on the side: "It's that you think of what you want to change in your heart, and your body can become when you get started, and you don't need to twist the trick and chant the spell so troublesomely." This is not easy, although I think my old pig became an immortal early, and the mana is not weak, but it is not the supreme magic method of understanding this 'intention to move', so although there is also a change magic, it is much slower than Brother Monkey. ”

Wei Changtian nodded and said, "Oh, that's the case." Then the master is above, please show the apprentice, and open your eyes......"

Before his words fell, Sun Wukong's body flashed, and he had turned into a peach tree more than a foot high, full of green leaves, and red peach pressed branches. Before Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie could react, he had already changed everything, everything in the world in the blink of an eye, and he was really free to do whatever he wanted. Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie, who were on the side, praised loudly.

Sun Wukong accepted the immortal method and said: "The eight precepts cannot be 'formed by intention', but they are limited by spirituality, and there is no way to do it." Lao Sun is quite familiar with the art of face-to-face, and when he was willing to accept you as an apprentice, he took a fancy to your natural spiritual root, as long as he was willing to practice diligently, he would definitely have great success in the future. Don't say it's a mere 'intentional forming' technique, and it is not impossible to catch up with Lao Sun one day. ”

Wei Changtian said "ouch" and said loudly: "No, Master, don't scare me." You are all Buddha-level immortals, and your mana is boundless, I just want to be able to catch up with half of your power, and it is absolutely impossible to exceed it...... Never ......" He can be said to have great respect for Sun Wukong, and what he said is really true.

Sun Wukong glared, a pair of fiery eyes shot out a terrifying golden light, and said loudly: "Then why can't that? The apprentices brought out by Lao Sun must not be weak!"

Wei Changtian's heart sudden, and he said secretly: "Fuck, Master, Master, what I said is just modest words, why are you angry?" Hehe, with such a smart and supreme material as my Wei Changtian...... suddenly remembered that Sun Wukong was unfathomable, he could see through the inner thoughts of outsiders, what big things he thought, and it was very bad for him to listen to it, so he immediately stopped thinking in his heart, and said resignedly: "Master, don't be angry with your old man! I must study hard and try to catch you up." I don't study hard, you can just beat me with an iron rod. ”

Sun Wukong was quite satisfied with his words, nodded and said, "Well, this is like words." And he said, "I'll pass on to you now." This kind of cloud flying technique is not as simple as seventy-two changes, and it needs to be practiced the most. I think that when Lao Sun learned it, he didn't stop for a moment, and it took a whole day and a night to practice, and a somersault cloud would go out, which was 108,000 miles away. ”

Wei Changtian said: "Good girl, 108,000 miles away, isn't it a somersault, where you can go wherever you want?"

Sun Wukong said: "Almost! almost!" In front of Zhu Bajie, he told Wei Changtian the spell of the somersault cloud, and saw that Zhu Bajie was also listening with two big ears, and said with a smile: "Bajie, Lao Sun's somersault cloud is different according to the physique of the cultivator, and it is not something that ordinary immortals can practice." Didn't I say that you have thick skin, a huge body, and a somewhat stupid temperament, and you can't practice somersaults, and it's useless for you to memorize this spell no matter how familiar you are. ”

Zhu Bajie sneered and said: "Brother Monkey, it is always useful to remember, the old pig is thinking about accepting an apprentice too, and I will pass it on to him in the future." ”

Wei Changtian said: "Dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and sons born to mice will make holes." Brother Pig, I'm afraid the apprentice you accept will be the same as you, a fat fairy. ”

Zhu Bajie shook his head, gritted his teeth and said, "Never!" The old pig will go to the world another day and accept a mortal as an apprentice...... Well, I am determined to accept someone who is a hundred times better looking than an old pig! A thousand times smarter! Teach him all the immortal methods of this body. Hmph, don't compare you brother when the time comes, I'll ...... I'm going to be a fucking turtle!"

Wei Changtian laughed, cocked his thumb and said, "Okay, big brother, have ambition!"