Chapter 525: Killing the enemy with a fart
Seeing this scene, everyone present shivered deeply, and the big guy involuntarily took two steps back, lest he be affected by this powerful stinky fart.
Seeing the blood-colored myth that was pressed under his ass twitched wildly, many people were quite sympathetic to this Dugu Nine Sword heir who was still in the limelight just now, and it was estimated that the other party had now been stunned by this stinky fart that resounded in the sky.
"Well, I'm sorry everyone, I ate a lot of greasy things before, so I had some stomach trouble, but when I put it out, it was much more comfortable."
Xiaoqiang shyly explained to the onlookers who pinched his nose, as if he hadn't noticed that there was another person under his buttocks.
"It's Xiaoqiang, it looks like we're saved, Meng Nan said, this Xiaoqiang's martial arts should be very good, maybe he can help us delay some time and recover from our injuries."
Lin Xue'er drank a bottle of gold sore potion, sat cross-legged on the ground, and smiled while exercising to heal her wounds.
She was blue-hearted, and she could see at a glance that this was Xiaoqiang deliberately helping.
The four sisters of Meilan Zhuju are also cross-kneeled luck, their faces are happy, they didn't expect that at such a critical time, Xiaoqiang would come to the rescue, and put down the blood-colored myth that was so arrogant just now, although it is not sightful to look at or smell, but it is really relieving.
"I think this Xiaoqiang is really looking for death, but the other party has a peerless sword technique like Dugu Nine Swords, and he is so strong, it will only delay time at most."
Although she was rescued, Zhang Mengmeng still didn't have a good aura.
"Yes, Sister Zhang Mengmeng is right, no matter how powerful Xiaoqiang is, I'm afraid he won't be able to stop Dugu Jiujian, but I really want to thank him for standing up for our sisters."
The other three sisters were quite grateful to each other for sacrificing their lives to save each other, but they were also very worried about each other's safety.
"Damn it, you're sitting on the face of our Scarlet Myth Brother, come down for me!
It was only at this time that a little brother of the blood-colored myth reacted and stepped forward to scold Xiaoqiang loudly.
"What? Am I sitting on someone else's face? It couldn't be, but then again, I was comfortable sitting on the floor, like I had a meat pad. ”
Xiao Qiang was puzzled, he didn't seem to know anything, he was very dazed, and twisted his ass by the way, but he didn't react to the blood-colored myth he was sitting at his feet, and it seemed that he had been killed with a fart.
"I'm grass, stop talking nonsense, get your ass out of the way, or we'll kill you!"
The younger brother of the other Scarlet Myth was angry.
"Hey, I'm rubbing, I can't imagine that there's really someone under my ass, hey, brother, why do you have to run under my ass? Hey, brother, you have a word. ”
Xiao Qiang stood up in surprise, and then looked at the blood-colored myth that had rolled his eyes under his buttocks.
At this moment, the other party has fallen into a rare coma, and he doesn't know who he is, so he can't make any answer at all.
The two younger brothers of the Scarlet Myth immediately stepped forward to help the boss up, and used a Soul Resurrection Pill to awaken the Scarlet Myth, who had fallen into a coma.
"Oh my god, it was Nima's ass sitting on my face just now, it stinks to death!"
As soon as the blood-colored myth woke up, he directly pinched his nose and scolded.
The simulation of this martial arts myth is too strong, the stinky fart released by the ass just now is a shocking ghost and god, and he was directly killed by a fart.
"Boss, it's him, he just sat on your face."
A little brother pointed to Xiao Qiang, who was full of innocent faces.
The blood-colored myth with a murderous face suddenly looked at Xiao Qiang.
"Wronged, really wronged, I was only pushed out, I don't believe you ask the audience friends, they can testify, I was slapped out by someone."
Xiaoqiang almost cried, as if he was the number one victim.
"Nima, no matter who pushes you, you kid dares to sit on my face and fart, I must kill you!"
The Scarlet Myth looked at the vast crowd of onlookers, knowing that there was a vast sea of people, and the culprit could not be found at all, and immediately sprinkled all his anger on the person in front of him.
"This blood-colored myth is too unreasonable, and this person didn't mean it."
"Being sat on the face and farting, it is estimated that no one can bear it, and this bloody myth can be regarded as madness."
"This guy is really unlucky, who doesn't sit, sit on this Liu Feng, and let out a fart, the other party has Dugu Nine Swords in his hand, it is estimated that no one dares to come forward to help him."
The onlookers were whispering, and many of them wanted to stand up for the girls, so as to win the praise of the heroes and the favor of the girls.
It's a pity that many people are scared stupid by the blood-colored myth of Dugu Nine Swords, in the face of the legendary Dugu Nine Swords, anyone knows that they will die if they are strong, or their own lives matter.
"Don't kill me, I'm innocent, absolutely innocent, don't kill me, I'm so scared!"
In the face of the angry bloody myth, Xiaoqiang is still innocent.
"Hmph, stinky boy, you suffer death, Lao Tzu doesn't care so much about you, if you want to blame, blame your bad luck."
The blood-colored myth was angry at the moment, and his originally handsome face was distorted.
His proud face was sat for so long by the guy in front of him who was wearing a hat and wearing a whiteboard garbage equipment, and he also ate a whole big stinky fart, which made him unconscious, and he couldn't afford to lose this face, so he had to kill this guy in front of him no matter what.
Brush!
Wielding the blue-lettered long sword in his hand, the blood-colored myth used a white rainbow to kill the guy sitting on his face and farting in front of him in seconds.
"I'm rubbing, I said it wasn't me, you really want to kill!"
Seeing that the other party hurt the killer, Xiaoqiang used the grass to fly and turned around and ran.
"Want to run? Did you run out of the palm of my hand? ”
Seeing that the other party was running fast, the Scarlet Myth also used light skills to chase after him.
And his light skills are not ordinary, it is the dragonfly water skill of the sixth grade, just a few times with a light touch on the ground on his toes, and he flew over.
"Nima, this guy is so good at light work, it seems that the plan can only be changed."
Seeing that the other party was running much faster than himself, Xiaoqiang knew that he was afraid that he would have to solve the problem in front of so many people.
There's no way, who called his light skills too bad, and he is still flying on the grass at the most basic level.
Otherwise, according to the original plan, he would take this bloody myth to a place where no one was around, and then kill this second goods, and see if there would be any good things on the other party.
"Die!"
In the blink of an eye, the blade of the blood-colored myth had already pierced less than a foot behind Xiao Qiang.
"Flower fingers!"
Xiao Qiang turned around and pinched the opponent's blade with his fingers.
"Hey, you're a flower finger?"
The Scarlet Myth exclaimed, and immediately retracted the blade of the sword.
"yes, the flower fingers, how do you drop?"
At this moment, Xiaoqiang didn't plan to leave any affection for the other party, and dug his nostrils at the moment.
"Who is Your Excellency? Can you remove the hat so that you can see it clearly? ”
The Scarlet Myth warned.
As an experienced professional player, he naturally recognizes the flower finger, which is the seven-grade superior martial arts of the Shaolin Temple, and it is difficult for ordinary players to learn this kind of superior martial arts, and the person in front of him pinched the tip of his sword, which shows that the internal force is very profound, which makes him vigilant at the moment
"It doesn't matter who I am, but I can tell you my name, my surname is Hao, and my name is Baba."
Xiaoqiang replied with a smile.
"Hao Baba? Hao Baba? Is this really a strange name? ”
The Scarlet Myth frowned.
"Well, good son, I'm here for your good father."
Hearing the other party call his father again and again, Xiaoqiang couldn't help but smile.
The onlookers suddenly understood, and everyone laughed.
"Damn, it turns out that your kid is taking advantage of me."