Chapter 526: Myth Rampage
"Your mother's, my brother watched the battle well, and was pushed from behind, who the hell is it, come out of the battle for my brother, uh, why does my brother suddenly have a little pain in his stomach and want to fart, uh, I can't help it!" Saying that, Xiaoqiang deliberately used the fart skill.
Poof!
A sharp and loud fart popped out in an instant.
The sound of this fart shook the eardrums of the audience, piercing the sky and the sky, as if it was Vitas's high note, with several tones, from high to low, with a trill, which made people frightened.
The green gas suddenly erupted wildly, like the legendary poisonous gas.
Suddenly, the blood-colored myth whose face was pressed by his ass twitched violently a few times all over his body, probably choking on the highly toxic gas.
Seeing this scene, everyone present shivered deeply, and the big guy involuntarily took two steps back, lest he be affected by this powerful stinky fart.
Anyone can smell it, this fart really stinks, it stinks to the point of being incomparable, and they choke it from afar.
Seeing the bloody myth who was pressed under his ass and twitched wildly, many people were quite sympathetic to this guy who was still in the limelight just now, and it was estimated that the other party had now been stunned by this stinky fart that resounded in the sky.
"Well, I'm sorry everyone, I ate a lot of greasy things before, so I had some stomach trouble, but when I put it out, it was much more comfortable." Xiaoqiang shyly explained to the onlookers who pinched his nose, as if he hadn't noticed that there was another person under his buttocks.
"It's Xiaoqiang, it looks like we're saved, maybe he can help us delay some time and recover from our injuries." Lin Xueer smiled at Zhang Mengmeng and the other girls.
She was blue-hearted, and she could see at a glance that this was Xiaoqiang deliberately helping.
Anyway, who in the world wants to fart stunts, it is only the zombie Xiaoqiang, and he just gave Xiaoqiang a text message.
The rest of the girls were also happy, they didn't expect that at such a critical time, Xiaoqiang would suddenly come to the rescue, and put down the bloody myth that was so arrogant just now, although it was unsightly to look at or smell, but it was really his meow's relief.
"I think Brother Xiaoqiang is really looking for death, but the other party has a super skill like demonization, and he is so strong, it will only delay for a while at most." Although she was rescued, Zhang Mengmeng still didn't have a good aura.
She was rejected by the other party miserably, and the little girl still holds a grudge, and she has to say a few bad words about Xiaoqiang before she stops.
"Yes, Sister Zhang Mengmeng is right, no matter how powerful Xiaoqiang is, I'm afraid he can't stop the blood-colored myth, but I really want to thank him for standing up for our sisters." The rest of the sisters were very grateful to each other for sacrificing their lives to save each other, but they were also very worried about each other's safety.
Lin Xue'er also nodded: "If it doesn't work, we will directly attack with the dragon soldiers, and we won't challenge the other party alone." ”
In the eyes of the big guys, Xiaoqiang's ability to disgust people is first-class, and he is the most disgusting zombie in the world.
But when it comes to head-to-head combat, Xiao Qiang is more than one step behind the other party, after all, Xiao Qiang has really not defeated any big masters by force so far.
Especially the current blood-colored myth, it can be said that the bloodthirsty saint monarch with the strongest single-handed ability in the national service may not be able to win.
"Damn it, you're sitting on the face of our Scarlet Myth Brother, come down for me! It was only at this time that a little brother of the blood-colored myth reacted and stepped forward to scold Xiaoqiang loudly.
"What? Am I sitting on someone else's face? It couldn't be, but then again, I was comfortable sitting on the floor, like I had a meat pad. Xiao Qiang wondered, he didn't seem to know anything, he was very dazed, and twisted his butt by the way, but he didn't react to the blood-colored myth he was sitting at his feet, and it seemed that he had been killed with a fart.
"I'm grass, stop talking nonsense, get your ass out of the way, or we'll kill you!" The younger brother of the other Scarlet Myth was angry.
"Hey, I'm rubbing, I can't imagine that there's really someone under my ass, hey, brother, why do you have to run under my ass? Hey, brother, you have a word. Qiang stood up in surprise, and then looked at the blood-colored myth that had rolled his eyes under his buttocks.
At this moment, the other party has fallen into a rare coma, and he doesn't know who he is, so he can't make any answer at all.
The two younger brothers of the Scarlet Myth immediately stepped forward to help the boss up, and used a bottle of spiritual power potion to awaken the Scarlet Myth, who had fallen into a coma.
"Oh my god, it was Nima's ass sitting on my face just now, it stinks to death!" As soon as the blood-colored myth woke up, he directly pinched his nose and scolded.
The simulation of this game is too strong.,The stinky fart released by the ass just now.,The stinky thing is the earth-shattering ghosts.,He was killed directly by a fart.。
"Boss, it's him, he just sat on your face." A little brother pointed to Xiao Qiang, who was full of innocent faces.
The blood-colored myth with a murderous face suddenly looked at Xiao Qiang.
"Wronged, really wronged, I was only pushed out, I don't believe you ask the audience friends, they can testify, I was slapped out by someone." Xiaoqiang almost cried, as if he was the number one victim.
"Nima, no matter who pushes you, you kid dares to sit on my face and fart, I must kill you!" The Scarlet Myth looked at the vast crowd of onlookers, knowing that there was a vast sea of people, and the culprit could not be found at all, and immediately sprinkled all his anger on the person in front of him.
"This blood-colored myth is too unreasonable, and this person didn't mean it."
"Being sat on the face and farting, it is estimated that no one can bear it, and this bloody myth can be regarded as madness."
"This guy is really unlucky, who doesn't sit, sits on this blood-colored myth, and farts, I guess no one dares to come forward to help him."
The onlookers were whispering, and many of them wanted to stand up for the girls, so as to win the praise of the heroes and the favor of the girls.
It's a pity that many people are stupid by the demonization of the blood-colored myth, and in the face of the legendary demonization, anyone knows that if they are strong, they will definitely die, or their own lives matter.
"Don't kill me, I'm innocent, absolutely innocent, don't kill me, I'm so scared!" In the face of the angry bloody myth, Xiaoqiang is still innocent.
"Hmph, stinky boy, you suffer death, Lao Tzu doesn't care so much about you, if you want to blame, blame your bad luck." The blood-colored myth was angry at the moment, and his originally handsome face was distorted.
His proud face was sat by the masked guy in front of him for so long, and he ate a whole big stinky fart, which made him unconscious, and he couldn't afford to lose this face, so he had to kill the guy in front of him anyway.