Chapter 77
Sun Wukong saw that Zhu Bajie vowed to accept apprentices, knowing that he had always had this temper, he made fun of him for a while, and asked Wei Changtian to practice somersault clouds. Zhu Bajie hugged his arms and watched attentively.
Wei Changtian moved the divine refining method, silently recited the trick of driving the clouds, and practiced somersault clouds under the guidance of Sun Wukong. In his previous life, he was the best immortal, and the spells of the three realms were unparalleled, although the original god was dispersed, and there was a gap of more than 100,000 years in the middle, but there was still a breath of spiritual light in his mind, so he practiced it as if he was familiar with the road, and he didn't feel the effort at all, and followed Sun Wukong to turn around, wandering all over the world, ascending to heaven and earth, and learned the somersault cloud in just one night.
Zhu Bajie has a cloud driving immortal technique, but he is a long jump away from Sun Wukong's master and apprentice, watching them fly around in the sky, knowing that he can't catch up, he has to isolate Xuanyuan on the platform, looking at the sky and sighing, jealous and envious of Wei Changtian.
At dawn, Sun Wukong pressed the head of Luoyun down, pulled Zhu Bajie, and said: "Bajie, when I went out to travel yesterday, I met Taiyi Zhenren, and he invited me to go to his house for a drink at noon today. ”
Zhu Ba pointed to Wei Changtian, who was stepping on auspicious clouds in the sky, and said, "What about him? Why don't you go together?"
Sun Wukong said: "He is addicted to practicing this somersault cloud, and now he doesn't want to go anywhere." ”
Zhu Bajie said: "If you don't go to the banquet, he's really stupid! Brother Monkey, I heard that Taiyi Lao'er has a lot of immortal wine, and I will force him to take it out and taste whatever he says today." "He was born hungry, and when he heard that he was going to a feast, he immediately forgot about other facts.
Wei Changtian had a great success in the immortal law in a short period of time, and he was overjoyed, and when Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie went, he couldn't bear it, and then applied the seventy-two changes of the beginner repeatedly, until he was happy, and then put away the magic image.
He stood on the clouds and looked around, there were colorful mist floating everywhere, fairy clouds were swirling, and his heart moved: "The heavenly realm is vast, I don't know if there is a margin." I learned somersault clouds and kept flying forward to see if I could fly to the end of the sky. With this thought in his heart, he shrank and paused, recited the method of somersault clouds, and flew straight north all the way.
On the way, I didn't know how many somersault clouds there were, and I calculated that I should fly at least a million miles away, so I paused my somersault, leaned down and looked down, and saw that the mountains and rivers below were dangerous, the trees were dead and the grass was withered, and there was a dim and miserable scene, like a yellow spring hell, and I was not angry at all.
Wei Changtian was shocked: "Where is this? Is it also within the scope of the Heavenly Realm? It's not like it, it's not like it! Could it be that Lao Tzu's somersault cloud will turn around and turn over the earthly mansion from the heavenly court? Fuck, this is a fucking impossible thing!"
When he was wondering, his body passed over a valley, and a black gas came out of the valley, rushing straight to the night fight, and a strong yin wind rushed to his face, and the cold invaded his body, and he shivered unexpectedly. But he didn't know that the demons gathered here, and the evil qi was extremely deep, if it wasn't for the fact that the primordial spirit in his body had become and could resist himself, as long as there was a trace of evil qi invading his body, either the primordial spirit would be destroyed and cause a disaster for his life, or the evil would occupy the god's body, change his mind, and fall into the devil's path since then.
Ordinary cultivators and priests know that there must be demons lurking in places where yin qi prevails and there are no living beings, so when they see it from afar, and they know that their mana is insufficient and they are unable to fight demons, they will quietly bypass it, unwilling to take great risks with their own cultivation.
Wei Changtian also vaguely understood this, but he was too curious, and he refused to leave until he went down to explore. After making up his mind, he used a 'falling method', and his body fell into the valley like a projectile, and gently landed on a large rock.
There is no day in the valley, and the evil spirit is the most difficult to dissipate. Wei Changtian fell down the rock, and was about to walk forward, when he suddenly heard a slight sound of breaking the air on the left and right sides of his body, as if something was flying towards this side, his heart moved, he remembered the secret of boiling immortals, turned into a cricket the size of a bean, kicked his hind feet, jumped into the stone crevice on one side and hid.
He had just dodged here, only to see the black light flashing, and two beast-faced monsters had appeared next to the rock where he had just stood, all of them were bright, covered in yellow hair, and their fingernails were long and pointed. Wei Changtian saw it clearly, knowing that they were two beast demons who had cultivated to perfection, because he had learned the wonderful immortal method in his body, he had no fear at all, and thought: "You are demons, I am immortals, and demons and immortals are not mutually exclusive! Hehe, today you met this great immortal, it is considered bad luck." Lao Tzu, let's play fun with you first, and then find a way to catch them back and show off to Master and them. ”
The two demons looked around for a moment, and when they saw that there was nothing, they couldn't help but be angry. The tiger demon snorted and scolded: "Boss Bear is really a fucking bastard! I want to say that he feels that an immortal is coming to invade the demon realm! Where is the immortal? Obviously not! Caused our brother to run away in vain!"
The leopard demon smiled and said, "Brother Tiger, don't be angry. Boss Xiong has recently been instructed by the Demon Venerable, and his demon magic has made great progress, and he may have surpassed our brother by a lot, so he must not be underestimated!" After a pause, he said, "Actually, Boss Xiong's worries are also reasonable." Do you think, our brothers have been trapped and sealed by the immortals for more than 100,000 years before they get out, which demonic power is not damaged, if you don't recuperate and cultivate for a period of time, you can't fight the immortals in the heavenly realm at all, how can you talk about conquering the heavenly court and dominating the Three Realms?"
The tiger demon still seemed to be unconvinced, and said: "That being said, I just can't get used to his commanding appearance! Anyway, he worships his brothers, but he uses us as little demon envoys, and he is angry when he thinks about it! Hmph! What if the immortal comes? Even if the old man is there in person, this king is not afraid of him!" With a sharp wave of his right claw, five yellow claw lights were drawn out in unison, cutting the big rock that Wei Changtian was standing on just now into five pieces, and it cracked, which was a few points faster than cutting tofu.
Seeing this, the leopard demon praised him more than once, and said: "If an immortal dares to violate the realm, as long as this divine claw comes out, Brother Tiger will keep it so that his body will be split, and the original god will not exist." ”
When Wei Changtian heard him say this, he despised the immortals, and said in his heart: "Your grandmother's, what kind of cat's claws come out, and they will fall apart! Lao Tzu is also an immortal, it sounds harsh!" Jumping out of the crack in the stone, shaking his body back to his original form, he shouted: "Monster, your fairy grandfather is here!" He was very loud, and the whole valley shook "buzzing" echo. The tiger demon and leopard demon didn't pay attention, but they were also startled, and when they stared at it, they saw Wei Changtian's face was ruddy, his eyes were full of divine light, and his physique was strange, and he said in unison: "You are an immortal?"
Wei Changtian patted his chest and said: "This immortal's surname is Wei Mingfeng, and the 'Bliss Fairy' who is honored by the Jade Emperor is also! I have nothing to do in the Immortal Mansion today, and I have come to ambush you little monsters! Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and arrest it, so as not to suffer hardship!" He learned these words from the mouth of the storyteller in the teahouse and wine shop in Yingzhou City, and he applied it at this time, and he spoke it fluently.
The two tigers and leopards looked at each other for a while, and burst out laughing. The leopard demon said: "Little cub, your name is Bliss Little Fairy, right? Well, I think you seem to have been cultivating for many years, have you refined the Dan?"
Wei Changtian didn't understand, touched his head, and said, "What is Dan Bhutan! Lao Tzu has a few elixirs, but he won't give them to you!"
The leopard demon's eyes lit up, and he rushed forward and asked urgently, "What kind of Dan?"
Wei Changtian wanted to tease him, and said with a smile: "It's the elixir of immortality that Lao Shang Lao Jun refined." How about it, haven't you eaten it?" As he spoke, he pulled out the lid of the gourd, poured out a few pills and put them in his mouth, and said as he chewed, "Well, fragrant...... Delicious......"
The two demons accompanied the Demon Venerable to fight in the Three Realms, and they were also well-informed, and at a glance, they knew that the pill that Wei Changtian took was from the Taishang Laojun furnace, and knew that the pill was made of rare immortal materials in the heavenly realm supplemented by Samadhi Divine Fire to refine, and it became a grain in seven seven and forty-nine days. Seeing that Wei Changtian was eating Dan as if he was eating, he didn't know how to cherish it, and he was heartache and envy, so he became disgusted, and said in unison: "Give me Dan!" stepped forward and wanted to snatch it.
Wei Changtian stretched out his hand and said, "Slow!" He took a few steps back and grinned, "It's not easy for you to want Dan? ”
The two demons of the tiger and leopard only said that he was a little immortal, without much mana, and he was afraid of himself, and he was happy in his heart. The tiger demon's face showed a hideous look, and he said viciously: "Obediently leave your gourd behind, and we can let you sleep alive, otherwise it will be difficult for you to get out of this valley." ”
Wei Changtianxin said: "Joke! Lao Tzu drove the somersault cloud and said that you can go, and you can't even smell a fart!" Your words count, but you will let me go. If you don't talk about it, it's Lao Wang Ba!" he said and handed the gourd out.
At this moment, the two demons just want to get the elixir, so how can they care if he is a king or not? Therefore, as soon as Wei Changtian's voice fell, he nodded his head and rushed to pick it up.
The chief of the guard suddenly pointed his left hand behind them and shouted "ah". The second demon somehow, when he looked back, he didn't see anything, turned his head and scolded: "Fuck, what are you fuss about!"
As everyone knows, taking advantage of the opportunity when they turned their heads, Wei Changtian had secretly cast magical powers, hiding the real "Qiankun Yin Yang Hurd", casting a spell to transform a fake gourd to give to the two demons, and it was also filled with black pill-like things.
The second demon got the gourd, and he was ecstatic, how could he care about paying attention to Wei Changtian? The leopard demon rubbed his claws and said: "I have heard for a long time that Taishang Laojun's alchemy is peerless, and it is a great opportunity for ordinary people to eat grains, but I didn't expect our brothers to come without effort." Brother Tiger, ...... Pour out a few grains of the elixir and taste them. ”
The tiger demon responded, carefully put down the gourd, poured out ten grains, and gave half to the leopard demon, thinking that the elixir has a miraculous effect on cultivation, and after eating it, the demon power can be greatly improved, and he can't wait to put it in his mouth and chew it carefully.
Wei Changtian saw clearly from the side, and saw that they were eating with relish, and thought: "Haha, two big stupid little monsters, even the sheep shit balls conjured up by Lao Tzu are so delicious?"
The tiger demon glared: "What are you laughing at!" He is a ferocious beast cultivated into a demon, and his nature is extremely ferocious, since the elixir has been obtained, he wants to take Wei Changtian's life.
Wei Changtian squeezed his eyebrows, and said with a smile: "Two, is the 'elixir' I refined delicious?"
The tiger demon and the leopard demon were all stunned, and said in unison: "What, this Dan is not refined by Taishang Laojun! Are you a disciple of Laojun?"
Wei Changtian touched his chin and said disapprerovingly: "Fuck, that old way is almost my disciple! Hehe, my alchemy method is self-taught, and I haven't learned from any immortals." Well, you've eaten it, and it tastes pretty good. Hee-hee......"
The leopard demon smacked his lips, as if in an aftertaste, and muttered, "This...... This one...... Brother Tiger, what does the Dan you eat tastes like?"
The tiger demon shook his head and said in a low voice: "Damn, this Dan has a stinking smell. It's unpalatable!
The leopard demon let out an "oh", and when he saw Wei Changtian smiling evilly, he frowned, pointed at him and said sharply: "Let me ask you, what kind of thing did you use to refine this Dan?
Wei Changtian covered his belly and smiled: "Wonderful?...... Ha ha...... The ball of pulled out by the sheep has a good purpose...... Hahaha...... I'm laughing to death!"
When the two demons heard this, they knew that they had fallen for him, and immediately bent down, pouting their mouths and digging their tongues, wanting to spit out the "elixir" they had eaten, but those "elixirs" had already been "encamped" in their wombs, where could they spit it out?
Wei Changtian patted his legs, and kept making fun of the two demons with words on the side. The two demons were annoyed and angry, and showed their original forms, one left and one right, roaring and rushing towards the place where Wei Changtian was standing, bringing up two yin winds, sand and stones flying, and iron claws and sharp teeth, bloody eyes, very terrifying.
Wei Changtian has already met a lot of demons and monsters before, and learned seventy-two changes and somersault cloud techniques with Sun Wukong, as the so-called art master is bold, and he is not so frightened when he sees a fierce and ugly monster, and when the two demons pounce closer, he shouted: "Come well!" kicked his heel forward, and his body swirled, passing between the two demons. Without waiting for the tiger and leopard two demons to turn around, they aimed at the tail and shot two golden lights, the golden light castrated like electricity, not biased or crooked, and hit the tail root of the two demons.
Fortunately, the tiger and leopard two demons also had a thousand years of practice, the demon power is profound, and the body is huge, the skin is thick and thick, after being punched, the body rushed forward, "boom", the head hit the mountain wall in front of it, and there were two deep holes when he landed, but he was not injured. It's just that the mind was shaken and dizzy, and the body of the beast staggered, as if it was drunk.
Wei Changtian never thought that his fists actually increased his divine power, and he could knock the two demons like Xiaoshan away, knowing that this was the skill of learning the immortal law with Master Sun Wukong, seeing that there was something wrong with the two demons of the tiger and leopard, he thought that the opportunity could not be lost, and the time would not come again, so he pulled out a dead weed from the crack in the stone beside him and held it in his hand, muttered a fairy formula, blew on the weed, and threw it towards the two demons, and the weed suddenly turned into a huge net in mid-air, covering the two demons.
The two demons were covered by the huge net, and instantly came to their senses, and rushed left and right in an eagerness, wanting to break out of the net, but who knew that the net was getting tighter and tighter, and finally they were no longer able to struggle, so they had to lie down obediently, looking at Wei Changtian pitifully.
Wei Changtian was so excited that he shouted, rushed forward, raised his leg and kicked the two demons violently for a while, and said: "Come on, come to catch Lao Tzu, come and eat Lao Tzu! Hehe, let you still be arrogant! I will take you back to Heaven and hand them over to the Jade Emperor Lao'er, that old man has a bad temper, hates monsters the most, and will definitely send you to the demon slaying platform without saying a word, slashing swords and stabbing swords, electric splitting thunder, peeling skin cramps, and frying fire...... Fuck, you're not dead!"
At that moment, he grabbed one end of the huge net, drove the clouds into the air, and was about to fly back in the direction he came from, when suddenly a cloud of black clouds gathered around him, and between the clouds and mist, a voice shouted: "What a big guts, dare to trespass into my demon realm alone!"
As soon as the two demons in the huge net heard this voice, their spirits were greatly lifted, and they said quickly: "King Xuanxian, come to save us." ”
After Wei Changtian became an immortal, his eyesight has increased greatly, and he can see things at night, but at this moment, this voice is obviously in front of him, but he can't find it at all, knowing that the person who comes must also be a demon, but he doesn't know which black cloud is wrapped in.
He couldn't see the figure of the other party, so he didn't care about the three seven twenty-one rushed out dozens of punches, as a warning, the golden light flew like meteors, and those black clouds were scattered first, and then gathered in one place. Then the sound of laughter reached his ears, as if there were demons all around.
Wei Changtian said: "This great immortal doesn't have the time to fight with you here, goodbye." "When you see that there is no black cloud on the left, just fly. I don't know that those black clouds can move on their own, and in which direction he flies, they will block his way.
Wei Changtian's heart was irritable, and he wanted to provoke the monster out, so he simply stood up and scolded: "Stinky monster! What are you doing hiding in the clouds? Ha, I know, you are cultivating that unparalleled and ancient magic skill 'Turtle Head Shrinking Dafa'!"
The leopard demon in the huge net said loudly when he heard this: "You are talking nonsense, the most powerful move of the Xuan Hades King is called 'Blood Shadow Breaking God Slash', and those who specialize in killing you immortals have never practiced the 'Turtle Head Shrinking Dafa'......"
Wei Changtian said: "You know what a fart! This 'Turtle Head Shrinking Dafa' is a new magic skill created by him, which is a hundred times more powerful than the 'Tattered Chop' you said." ”
The leopard demon believed it and said, "King Xuanxian, you will practice the 'Turtle Head Shrinking Dafa' in the future, or save our brothers from the net first." ”
Wei Changtian smiled: "If you can't get out, you can't come out." As long as he rises his head a little and catches a cool breeze, he will lose all his efforts, which is equivalent to cultivating in vain. ”
The tiger demon was shrewd, knowing that what Wei Changtian said was all teasing, and he didn't argue with him much, seeing that the King of Xuan Hades just refused to show up, he said: "King Xuan Hades, I didn't expect this little thief fairy to say this about you, you are actually quiet, but your cultivation is getting deeper and deeper, hehe, admire! Admire! It's just that if it reaches the ears of the brothers...... But I don't know if you were afraid of the little thief fairy, or if you knew him and deliberately let ...... go"
Before the words were finished, with a heavy cold snort, the black clouds all dispersed, revealing a strong man with a bloody mouth and black fangs, his eyes radiating strange light, breathtaking, holding a white flag in his left hand, glared at the two tigers and leopards who were wrapped like zongzi in the long sky net, and sneered: "The two of you are amazing! This king should admire you! If this matter reaches the ears of the Demon Venerable...... But I don't know if it's because you're not doing well, or if you colluded with him and deliberately got caugh......t" paused, his eyes plummeted, and he said in a deep voice: "Maybe the Demon Venerable will be angry and beat you into the Nine Shadows, and you will never be reborn!"
The two demons listened to him sneering at each other, saying such wolf words, and thought: "Okay, I just said a few words about you, but I took the opportunity to take revenge." They were all furious. The leopard demon scolded: "Let go of your stinky fart! Hmph, I can't think of the Xuanming King, who is not in the position of the second demon king, it turns out that he is a person who has fallen into the well!"
The tiger demon also scolded: "Today, we fall into the hands of this little thief immortal, whether we live or die, we will never ask you for the help of the Xuan Hades King again!"
The Xuan Hades King had a gloomy face, and he didn't speak anymore, and he didn't know what was going on in his heart. The white flag in his hand is windless and automatic, and the "hunting" sounds.
When Wei Changtian suddenly started that day when Guanyin's Luojia Mountain fought with the demons, there was also a 'Xuanyou King' known as one of the two demon kings, and together with Guanyin, all the immortals were not opponents, and in the end, it was the master Sun Wukong who made a move, which drove the demons away. The big man in front of him called himself "Xuanxian King", and responded to the name of "Xuanyou King", it seems that he must be one of the two demon kings, thinking: "This is the devil's nest, I'm afraid I can't deal with this one" Xuanxian King', in case a few more powerful ones come out, it won't be good." If you can't get it, you will be caught by them. Damn, the two tigers and leopards in this net hate me so much in their hearts, it's no wonder if they don't skin me and cramp me when the time comes! ”
The Xuan Hades King seemed to have guessed what he was thinking, he laughed darkly, shook the white flag in his hand, and said, "This king has set up the 'Ecstasy Demon Array', do you still want to escape? Quickly close the net and release the people, and follow me to see the Demon Venerable!"
Wei Changtian looked around and saw that there was nothing unusual. "Phew", said: "Bullshit Demon Array! You eat this great immortal punch first!" Gather the mana to the right fist, gather first and not send it, and when the golden light at the end of the fist rises several times, then "hey" and then launches, "boom" In the loud sound, the golden light is like a thunderous whining, breaking through the air and hitting the Xuan Hades King.
Seeing the golden light flying in front of him, the Xuan Hades King was secretly shocked in his heart why the mana of Wei Changtian was so strong, and he didn't resist it face-to-face, and waved the white banner in his hand lightly, and his body immediately disappeared.
Wei Changtian's original intention was to force him back, and he was about to fly away on the somersault cloud, when suddenly a gust of wind passed by, rolling up the sand and gravel in the sky. The sand and gravel condensed into eight strands on its own, each several zhang high, just like countless pillars, rotating around Wei Changtian's body.
After a while, the clouds were gloomy and deserted, the yellow mist was filled, the wind was biting, Wei Changtian was in the middle of it, and he couldn't distinguish between east and west, north and south, and lost his direction. Listening to the screams of the Xuan Hades King "chirping" a few times, in the black clouds and thick fog, dozens of naked figures faintly appeared, looking at the appearance of the body, they were all young women.
Wei Changtian's eyes almost fell to the ground, and said, "Fuck! Xuan Hades King, it turns out that this is your 'Ecstasy Demon Array', I thought it was some powerful formation." Hehe, do you want to lose Lao Tzu's soul by setting up a beauty array? I don't believe it, who said that 'heroes are sad to pass the beauty pass'? Lao Tzu will give up his life today, I have to pass!"