"Dogs?"

The Jade Emperor sent a dog to embarrass himself?

Xuanzang quickly recalled, in the Journey to the West that he had seen before, what were the 'dog' monsters?

There are elephants, there are lions, there are tigers, there are hydra, there are leopard spirits......

But there is no 'dog spirit'.

"It's a whistling dog. ”

The system suddenly said lightly.

"What?

Xuanzang was surprised!

It's this brute.

Back then, Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace and fought with Erlang God.

Sun Wukong's body turned into a house, and his tail became a flagpole behind the house.

It was the dog that came to the back of the house and bit hard at the flagpole.

Sun Wukong's tail was almost bitten off.

Yas.

This dog that bit the tail of the Monkey King.

Actually came to find your own business?

"But don't worry, this dog isn't here to hurt you. ”

"Didn't it hurt me?"

"I'm here to test your details, but even this dog doesn't know, it was designed by the Jade Emperor. ”

"Is the test being designed?" Xuanzang was puzzled.

"Yes, listen to me......"

Quickly, the heart demon system told Xuanzang everything that happened in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall just now.

When Xuanzang heard this, he became happy.

This clairvoyant has two ears and ears, and even imitated himself.

Ha ha.

"Then how to deal with this whistling dog?"

"Well. ”

"The scheme is as follows......"

Xuanzang listened to these schemes.

There is a sentence constantly surging in my heart:

'it!'

...... The other side.

The whistling dog woke up,

Stretched hard.

Yawned.

Ay.

When I lived in the fairy world, I had never slept so comfortably.

Every time, I get up and practice on point.

Even slept halfway through, sleeping soundly, Erlang God was very interested, and he practiced with himself.

It is very rare to be able to get a good night's sleep.

Then.

Standing in the grass, the Howling Dog sniffled.

Smell a fascinating smell.

This taste......

has been at least a few hundred years...... No, for thousands of years, I haven't smelled it.

Moment.

The whistling dog swallowed.

Deep in my heart, there is infinite nostalgia and longing.

I remember that when I followed Yang Jian's battle to become a god, I could not only smell the smell, but also enjoy it.

However, since he became a god and went to heaven.

I've never smelled it before!

I've never even seen anything like this before.

Because, the Great Luo Immortal of the Heavenly Court did not produce this thing.

Here's what it is:

The smell of human poop!

As the saying goes, a dog can't change to eat X!

This sentence is a bit vulgar though.

But it's also the truth!

For dogs, X is indeed the most delicious in the world!

Those humans can't understand the dog's love for X!

At the moment, smell this poop.

The whistling dog held back his saliva.

Walked forward.

Sure enough, in the grass not far ahead, there was a piece of poop.

Black, oval.

It should have been a short time since it was pulled, and it smelled fresh.

Swallowed again.

Although after becoming a divine dog, you can achieve the realm of physical health by only absorbing aura.

However, that doesn't mean you don't have a passion for deliciousness.

Those Da Luo immortals, every day Qiong Jelly and Jade Liquid, Ganoderma lucidum and peach, they have a good life.

But his own dog, but nothing.

You can't expect them to pull it out after eating.

Because, the Ganoderma lucidum peaches eaten by these immortals will be turned into immortal power in the body, rather than being discharged.

Now.

Smell the smell of poop that I only smelled thousands of years ago.

The Howling Dog couldn't help it.

However, you still have to restrain yourself.

stared at the poop for half an hour.

There was a storm in my heart, and I hesitated to take a bite.

Eat, I'm a dignified dog, and I lose my identity.

Don't eat it, you really crave it.

Moreover.

At this moment, Heavenly Court has clairvoyance and tailwind ears staring at it.

If you eat it yourself, you will inevitably report it to the Jade Emperor and the immortals.

When the time comes, it will be a shame and a big shame!

So!

Thinking of this, the Howling Sky Dog finally restrained himself!

Bypass this pile of poop.

But!

I never expected it!

I just got around this poop and haven't taken two steps yet.

Up ahead!

Unexpectedly!

Another poop has appeared!

A few more steps ahead.

Another lump!

Go further.

Another lump appeared.

Another lump!

...... An hour later.

As if through a gust of wind and waves, the whistling dog lay on the ground, panting.

Just now, the scene I experienced was definitely after it became a god, so it experienced the greatest ups and downs and entanglements.

Dozens of piles of poop.

The further you go, the fresher it becomes.

Moreover, the smell varies.

It should be these people who ate different meals, so they pulled out poop with different tastes.

Some are spicy, some are bland: there is pork, there is beef: there are chicken thighs, there are greens, there are cucumbers, there are watermelons......

But!

Ultimately!

The Howling Dog still resisted the delicacy!

Didn't eat!

This inner struggle and hardship is so painful.

Be determined.

You can't let the people of Heaven see the jokes.

Walked to the cottage.

Thought to myself.

After entering the stockade, he immediately found the location of Xuanzang.

Bite him!

If he suddenly took out some magic weapon, or cast some magical spell.

Then he can be regarded as having completed the task, and immediately report back to the Jade Emperor.

If you are bitten by yourself.

It means that he is an ordinary person.

also hurry back and let the Jade Emperor arrange a strategy to deal with it.

...... Enter the cottage.

It was noon.

Men and women in the cottage are cooking on the fire.

The bandits didn't seem to have much interest in the wild dog that suddenly entered.

After all, it is normal for a wild dog or hare to come to this poor mountain and mountain, and I have long been accustomed to it.

The whistling dog walked into the middle of the stockade.

Suddenly.

A strong aroma of food wafts into the nose.

But.

The Howling Dog has no sense of what these humans eat.

It's as if humans don't have much interest in dog food.

But.

The whistling dog suddenly noticed.

At the door of the kitchen, there is a large wooden basin.

There's a bunch of beige stuff inside.

This......

The whistling dog smelled the smell and leaned over.

This smell is so good!

It smells many times better than the poop at the foot of the mountain just now.

While staring at this pair of beige things.

A few thieves happened to pass by, whispering something.

"Hey, it's strange that the mage got up in the middle of the night and did all this stuff in the kitchen?"

"It's dog food, it's for dogs, not for people. ”

"I also sent someone to buy a dog in Chang'an City in the middle of the night. ”

"Hey, Master Xuanzang is so good to dogs. ”

"Hey, isn't there a dog here? ”

...... The two men whispered and walked over, expressing their surprise at the Howling Dog.

The Howling Dog heard this.

Surprised.

Dog food?

This is the legendary dog food?

Moreover, is it this Xuanzang who did it himself?

What's going on?

Is it to greet yourself?

No, how did he know he was coming?

Come to the dog food and smell the smell.

I was instantly intoxicated by the deliciousness.

It's no worse than those fairy mushrooms!

But!

Do you want to eat it or not?

Can you eat it?

If you eat it, you will definitely be laughed at by those people in Heavenly Court!

But don't you eat it...... I can't go back in my heart, and I want it very much!

...... Finally!

After swallowing countless saliva and licking countless lips.

Turned and left.

I'm going to ask which room Xuanzang is in.

Rush right in and find out.

But.

At the moment of turning.

Saw something.

A few bandits in their hands, holding something.

I must have just come up from the mountain, panting, wiping the sweat from my face, and putting this thing on the ground.

Look at the ground, these things are jumping around.

The whistling dog was sluggish.

In my consciousness, I was hit and attracted by an unprecedented shock.

These lively things are countless times more attractive than the previous poop and dog food!

Because—

Poop and dog food, although I haven't eaten it for thousands of years, I have tasted these things before I became a god.

But!

At this moment, these few things are alive and kicking, but they have never been owned by themselves.

But in countless dreams and nights, I longed for it.

That is.

A precious famous dog!

It's all mothers!