"Erlang God, send your roaring dog to the earth to tempt. ”

"The time is three days of mortal time, just to test Xuanzang's details, not to death. ”

"So, I will put an antidote to healing wounds between your teeth. In this way, even if you bite Xuanzang, the wound will heal quickly and will not be fatal. ”

The Jade Emperor said in a bold voice.

"Yes. ”

Erlang God has an order.

......

A moment later.

A white-haired whistling dog stood at the foot of the mountain.

Look up at the sky.

Tonight the clouds obscured and dimmed.

The howling dog pouted, his heart full of unhappiness.

'Ya, send the master down. ’

'You immortals, you're really treacherous!'

'When I encounter a good thing, I can't think of my dog, and when I encounter this dilemma, I push it on the dog. ’

Lying on the ground, the howling dog was not in a hurry to pass, but rested in place for a while.

Looking back on my long life.

As a winner among dogs.

From ancient times to the present, it can be said that no dog has been as successful as himself.

followed Yang Jian back then and fought the world together.

Finish the matter and go to heaven.

Yang Jian was named 'Erlang Zhenjun', and he was also named 'Tengu'.

It seems that the scenery is infinite.

Konima.

Even if he was canonized, he still didn't get rid of the 'dog' race!

In the heavenly realm, it has always been looked down upon.

Although there is a cover of Erlang Zhenjun.

However, he was always just a sidekick.

Always by the side of Jiro Zhenjun.

Whether it is going to a banquet or drinking, there is no share of one's own.

Think about the past.

Before becoming a god, when he fought the world with Yang Jian, he also drank wine and ate meat together.

However, since he became a god, he can still survive without eating and drinking.

The whistling dog barely eats.

Get to the bottom of it.

It is because in the heavenly court, there are only wine and delicacies prepared for the Da Luo immortals.

But I never thought about the dog's feelings!

Look to the heavens.

It's just a dog!

Ay.

Poor thing.

At this moment, this Heavenly Court Jade Emperor is in crisis.

No one dared to send it down, but they sent it down!

This is in case it is discovered by Nyolai.

Or this Xuanzang has a power hidden in his body that outsiders don't know.

Don't just take yourself down!

Come to think of it.

The Roaring Sky Dog was even more resentful of the Jade Emperor.

Looking around, it was still early anyway.

This Jade Emperor gave himself three days.

One day in the sky, one year underground.

Therefore, for their heavenly court, these three days in the mortal world are only a matter of a moment.

Then you can not be in a hurry.

Rest well on this earth.

By the way, think about it, how to test this Xuanzang.

According to the arrangement of the Jade Emperor, just bite it directly.

Between the teeth there is an antidote to healing wounds.

Even if you bite Xuanzang, the wound will heal quickly, and nothing will happen.

After all, it was just to test Xuanzang, not to die.

Thinking of this, the Roaring Sky Dog was still quite satisfied with this Jade Emperor.

At least it didn't push you to your death.

If it is bitten to death directly, it will definitely be found in the future.

At that time, he will inevitably kill himself on the grounds of 'interfering in the Journey to the West'.

...... Thinking about these.

The whistling dog thinks that it is better to relax first.

There is no hurry to bite.

Get a good night's sleep first.

Get on your stomach.

Suddenly I sighed:

Hey, it would be nice if there was food, but as a tengu, I don't eat fireworks, so I haven't eaten food for a long time.

I heard that now in the mortal world, the Tang Dynasty has developed a special meal for dogs, what is it called 'dog food'.

The Howling Dog would love to try it.

And then there's ......

In the heart of the roaring dog, there is still a wish.

A wish that has been buried in his heart since he followed Yang Jian to fight the world.

That is:

Find a and make a fire to make yourself a truly mature dog!

When the gods were in battle, the soldiers were in chaos, so naturally they didn't have the heart to do this kind of thing.

Thinking about waiting for the battle to be over, it's not too late to look for it.

But I never expected it.

As soon as the battle is over, he will be directly consecrated to the heavens.

And in the heavenly realm, I have never seen a female dog.

Looking at the heavenly court, I am still very lonely in my heart.

A long sigh.

Whimper.

At the foot of this mountain, he went to sleep.

......

At this time, among the cottages.

After a busy day, Xuanzang also lay on his bed, ready to sleep.

I closed my eyes and communicated with the system.

Not to mention, the events of the past two days are really thanks to the system.

For example, the first time I encountered these bandits, I was told by the system.

The system, as the inner demon of Rulai, has an ability that even Rulai does not have: perceiving heaven and earth.

Everything in the Three Realms, as long as he senses it a little, he will know the ins and outs.

Therefore, the system immediately told him that these thieves were arranged by the Jade Emperor to intercept and kill him.

At the same time, the system also tells itself how to deal with it:

These mountains seem to be fierce, but in fact, they are brainless, as long as they talk a little, they should be fine.

So.

At that time, Xuanzang was not afraid to get out of the carriage.

imitated Zhou Xingxing, and came to the RAP of 'Tang Bohu dotting autumn fragrance'.

I also tried the first move in the 'Ten Spells': I can sing.

After clicking on this move.

Immediately jump out and explain in detail:

'Singing: After using this move, the singing voice is immediately full of infinite charm, and the listener is addicted to it. ’

Xuanzang clicks to use.

And then came the section'

ap’。

Sure enough, it worked well.

At that time, the big bear and they were all shocked.

It's just like Mrs. Hua in 'Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance', a virtue.

As for the later ones......

For two consecutive nights, talking to Da Xiong all night about 'women' and 'business' is purely Xuanzang's own opinion, and it has nothing to do with the system.

Who made me Xuanzang himself a genius in these two aspects.

Those techniques such as 'massage, foot bath, cupping, scraping' in the 'heavenly and earthly clubs'.

It was in his previous life, when he hadn't crossed over yet, because he often lingered in these clubs.

I made a few girlfriends in it.

So in the long night, often bored, I asked these girlfriends to teach me how to massage the foot bath and so on......

And so.

As time goes by, you will learn it yourself.

Although it is only a surface, it is not skilled.

But when it is used on these people in the big bear, it is already an incredible enjoyment.

Then teach it to the maids.

In the future, I plan to make this industry an industry.

Let Big Bear operate.

Just be a behind-the-scenes boss yourself.

"I said system, let's not be in a hurry to learn from the experience, let's play here for a while. ”

"After all, in the future, there will definitely be a lot of demons and monsters, so you have to cherish the days when the clouds are light and breezy here. ”

Xuanzang said, and at the same time stretched his waist, ready to sleep.

"Don't sleep. The system said suddenly.

"What's wrong?"

"The Jade Emperor has sent someone over again to test your details. ”

"What? so fast!"

Xuanzang suddenly became slightly nervous.

In the original 'Journey to the West', all of the people sent by the Jade Emperor were masters.

What is the golden horn and silver horn king that Taishang Laojun Daotong has become.

One of the twenty-eight constellations, the yellow-robed monster turned into a wood wolf.

Taiyi Zhenren's mount, the Nine Spirits Yuan Sage, which was transformed by the nine lions.

...... This random monster can't even bear it now.

You can't sing in front of these monsters anymore, can you?

"However, don't worry, the goods sent by the Jade Emperor this time are not to be feared. ”

"Who is it?"

"It's a dog. ”