Well, I'll admit that I was selfish in doing so.

No one can understand how much I grudge against school.

For me, going to school might as well be for me to sleep at home.

When I was held hostage by two big men in black on the way to the dean's office, I was still naïve enough to think that the school might not give me a withdrawal or something.

Then when I pushed the door open, I saw three women sitting in the dean's office.

I'll admit, I'm blindsided.

The aristocratic school deserves to be an aristocratic school, and there is really nothing to say about the decoration.

A mere dean's office is 80 square meters small, with a huge bookcase, a huge desk, and a huge sofa.......

Don't ask a science and engineering man to have a good literary vocabulary, I really only have two words for this room.

A series of gigantic meaningless products produced by the corruption of pure feudalism.

That's what it means in a nutshell.

But after all, I still have my father alive, and the reason for my shock is naturally not the furniture, but the three people sitting inside.

One of the pear blossoms brought rain, and I still remember that this should be the little girl who was angry with me and cried.

The second sat behind the desk, also quite young, with black eyes and a very intellectual look.

Third ......

I looked at the yellow-skinned, black-haired young and beautiful girl in front of me in shock, and then exclaimed like a pig, "Mom, why are you here!"

Well, I have to admit that the little girl who was sitting on the sofa and was young and beautiful as if she was 20 years old, but her actual age was 32 years old, was actually my mother.

These days, the speed of calling parents is too fast!

In addition to the shock, I was only glad in my heart.

It's a shame that my mom is here, and if it were my cheap dad, I guess I'd have to leave this school with my legs folded.

My mom beckoned me tenderly to come to her.

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I don't know why, but the term Floating Twelve suddenly came to mind.

I remembered that I had forgotten something, that this world was not the ordinary world of developing technology in my previous life.

This world is also the world of cliché swords and sorcery.

Spiritual power is the unit of energy in this world.

The NUS is a school for children who are gifted with magic or martial arts.

My mother's name is very simple, one word and one phonetic word.

I take my mother's surname, so my mother's name is Leyin.

As far as I know, my mother seems to be a master of martial arts who already has the level of a grandmaster.

And I've seen my mom and my dad fight, and the Twelve Floating Company was also passed out of me from that time.

The memory of that time is so clear!

My mom got angry when she saw my dad beat me, and she really hit my dad into the air and gave me twelve consecutive blows!

Since then, my impression of my mom has changed a lot.

The order of the mother, it is definitely much more majestic than the father who plays with the stick and produces a filial son!

I almost trotted to my mother's side, standing trembling, bowing my head and not daring to say a word.

My mother looked at the intellectual woman sitting behind the desk and said helplessly: "Xiaohan, I'm sorry, my child is like this." The last time I sent him to school, he was also expelled for making the teacher angry and crying. ”

Xiaohan?

That's a good name!

I looked up at the girl slightly, wondering if this was the dean.

I didn't have to guess the result, the girl said directly: "It's okay, what we lack is this kind of child with personality." Alas, Leyin, how is your child's talent?"

As soon as the word talent came out, my head was full of black lines.

My mother didn't see it, and she didn't care about my face or anything, so she directly confessed: "How can he have any talent! The meridians are blocked, and he can't cultivate at all." I heard that you don't have a spiritual department here, so I plan to let him go there to class, it's better than always being lazy and strong at home!"

Yes, the reason why my head is full of black lines is because God gave me to pass through this door at the same time, and by the way, he ruined all my cultivation path.

I have to admit that I was going to be Superman, too.

It's a pity that I haven't had a talent for cultivation since I was a child, and I don't have the right life to come up with a peerless cheat or something to solve my physical problems.

So, according to the rules of my family, I can only take my mother's last name.

As a result, I was the only male in my generation.

So you know why my dad taught me to use sticks, right?

That's all angry!

As the saying goes: a tiger father has no dog.

Unfortunately, I'm the so-called dog.

Martial Arts Talents: 0.

Magical Talents: 0.

General evaluation: Eating at the bottom of the age and waiting for ordinary people to die.

In a sense, this coincides with my desire to eat and die.

It's a pity that the idea of male superiority and inferiority in this world is quite serious, and it seems that the title can only be inherited by men.

So you can imagine why my dad still has high hopes for me as a waste, and even uses an iron rod to beat his children?

I want to cry without tears.

But I was suddenly a little curious, and in my eight years in this world, I had also heard the term spiritual science for the first time.

But the freshness that this word brought to me really couldn't cancel the resentment in my heart that I couldn't cultivate!

And then, the older female teaching director who was called Xiaohan and the age was extremely inconsistent, and she really had a long mouth, as if she could stuff a duck egg, and looked at me!

"No, his father is the first duke of mankind! your talent is not bad, how can this happen. ”

Well, shameful genetic inheritance.

What else can I say?

My mother was used to this, so she waved her hand indifferently and said, "Didn't I have no choice but to send him to you through the back door? It should be a good fit for your psychic department. How about doing my sister a favor and sending him to the Psychic Department?"

After saying that, my mother blinked her longing little eyes.

Well, I know how my dad didn't marry the younger.

One is because I may not be able to beat my mother.

The second is also because my mother is really beautiful.

Well, shameful genetic inheritance.

What should not be followed, and what should not be followed.

A certain teaching director closed his mouth in shock, and said helplessly: "Okay, yes, but don't you think your child is too young? He doesn't even know basic mechanics, and the spiritual science department starts recruiting students from the third grade, do you think your child will?"

Mechanics?

No way!

I was blown away!

What's going on here?

My mother didn't care about me, and said helplessly, "I can't help it! It's really not okay for you to test him, my child has been tutored, and he should still be a little bit. ”

I looked at my mom without tears.

I'm really embarrassed to say that I've been a virgin for 28 years and have obtained a doctorate in mechanics.

What a headache for me!

What I didn't expect was that a certain teaching director seemed to understand my mother's embarrassment, waved his hand, and said directly and heroically: "Do we sisters still divide you and me?" I approved, and your child will go to the spiritual department this afternoon. ”

"Really?" said the mother-sama looked at the dean in surprise.

Then the dean of teaching said softly, "Actually, the spiritual department doesn't even have students, not even a teacher. Your child went just as many as you could. ”

I.......

Did you say this earlier?

I thought I could actually go through the back door!

And you told me that?

Am I the only student in a department?

Besides, can you tell me what the Spiritual Department is?

Why does it have to do with mechanics?

I have to say that I have a headache when I hear the word mechanical now.

If it weren't for the fear of my mother's fatal levitating twelve consecutive blows, I would have asked.

But my mother was pleasantly surprised, and said directly: "Okay! Then I'll hand over Lotte to you! You just let him do a good job at school and not harm people! Okay, that's it, next time I'll invite you to dinner!"

My mother is about to leave after she finishes pulling her legs!

I wanted to cry and look at my mother's back without tears, and I wanted to stop suing my father.

As a result, my mother suddenly stood at the door, turned around silently, and said to me with a smile: "Lotte, my mother has good intentions for you, and you will understand your mother, right?"

This smile is definitely a devil's smile!

My cold sweat almost broke out from my spine to the top of my head.

Hurriedly nodded and said, "Mmmm, mmmm." ”

"Then will you study hard and listen to the teacher?"

Mom, do I dare to say no?

I want to cry without tears.

Never underestimate a woman's nagging, if she really wants to nag, then I really can't bear it.

Especially since this is still my own mother.

My father and my father are all marked as Lords of heaven, can I say nothing?

For five minutes in a row, I was there like a perpetual motion machine, grace, grace. until I am gracious to my mother's satisfaction.

By the time my mother was satisfied, I was exhausted.

Sending my mother away, I looked at the dean with a decadent expression.

The dean may have heard of my name from the teacher, and he probably had a good relationship with my mother, so he turned a deaf ear to my pain.

To this day, she still has a 24K pure smile on her face.

I know I've gone too far today, and if I don't say anything, I definitely don't want to live in this school.

Men have to have the courage to take responsibility when they do things.

I turned around and said directly to the female teacher who had stopped crying, "Teacher, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have targeted you. ”

Well, I think I'm sincere.

And I think my sincerity has touched both of them.

Sure enough, to my surprise, the director of education said to me with a smile after hearing my apology: "It's still a good boy, I heard your mother say that you have been a tutor, so I will test you now, is it okay?"

What else can I say?

So I nodded, a picture of being slaughtered.

Maybe my current age makes me a little cute, so the teacher who was angry with me and cried also covered his mouth and chuckled when he saw me like this.

O woman!

A woman's heart, a needle at the bottom of the sea.

And before I could complain a few more words, the dean's question came, only to hear her ask seriously: "I'll ask you the most basic." Tell me how much you know about the world?"

Got it?

There is an old father who has achieved knighthood with his military exploits, if I don't know about this, then I will definitely be beaten to death by my father.

So I'm pretty confident about this question.

Raising my head, I muttered as if I was reciting a formula: "The continent we are on is the Frexis continent, and we have not found a second continent to exist so far. In addition to humans, there are also the Argonian tribes living in the swamps, the elves living in the eastern forests, and the wandering tiger tribes on the continent. We humans were divided into dozens of countries a hundred years ago, but because of the war launched by the elves against humans, humans were forced to unite to form a human federation to govern the country with a federal system. In terms of effect, the current system is much stronger than before, but ......"

I was happily carrying my back when the dean suddenly waved my hand to stop.

I felt a pang in my heart.

It's a shame to stop, otherwise it's a big sin to say it next.

I laughed and pretended to be stupid there, and the dean didn't care about these details.

She looked at the teacher and smiled, "Joan of Arc, do you think this kid still needs your history lesson?"

My eyes widened.

In addition to Rem, I actually heard a second person in this world who had the same name as the great man I knew in my previous life!

Joan of Arc, that's Joan of Arc!

led the French army to counterattack Britain with his own strength, and brought a victory that had not been seen in a long time for France as a daughter!

And, she looks beautiful!

Well, in a sense, it's for the second reason that I'm so concerned about Joan of Arc.

In this case, I looked at Joan of Arc seriously.

Yellow hair, black robe, high nose bridge with a pair of bright blue pupils.

I didn't look carefully just now.,If you look at it like this, even this girl can have a fight with her mother.。

At least it's a beautiful girl who is one level worse than her mother.

Thinking of this, I can't help but feel a little guilty in my heart.

But Joan of Arc didn't care about the past at all, and said with a smile: "Director, he has a good mastery, so I don't need to teach him." ”

My eyes lit up!

Being forgiven by a girl is definitely a big deal that solves my heart.

Even though I'm only eight years old now, my thinking patterns are a little limited by my age.

But after all, I'm essentially a 36-year-old too!

Naturally, I don't like to owe girls favors!

I smiled and bowed respectfully to Joan of Arc.

Teacher Joan of Arc also smiled and nodded.

The Dean of Students was also very happy to see us reconciled.

To her, I, the only student in the spiritual science department, seemed to have some effect, so she naturally didn't want to see me making trouble in the academy with a naughty face just to drop out.

After all, my identity is there, and they don't have much to do to punish me for not being there.

Therefore, the teaching director was very satisfied, so she struck while the iron was hot and said to us directly: "Okay, Joan of Arc, in the future, you will be the head of the spiritual science department and the head teacher and class teacher, and I will raise your teaching title to you by one level." ”

I, looking confused.

Joan of Arc, looking confused.

"What?!"

Joan of Arc and I exclaimed almost at the same time.

The head of a department is just decided?

That's just too casual, isn't it?

Unfortunately, the dean didn't seem to want to hear anything else, so he waved his hand and urged us to leave, saying, "Okay, okay, that's it." Joan of Arc, look at him, don't let him make trouble for me, Lotte, you should be careful, I'm not the place for you to make trouble. In six months, each department will compete, and your spiritual science department will give me some strength, don't give me a cushion!"

After saying that, my company was as passionate as being run over by 10,000 grass and mud horses.

Six months later, the various departments competed, and you always asked the spiritual department to come up with the results?

Please, there are only two people from the teacher to the student in the spiritual department!

You're going to kill us!

Well, the world's teaching directors are generally dark, and I have forgotten this eternal truth.

Then, without waiting for me to retort, the Dean waved his hand, and Joan of Arc and I both felt a soft force pushing us out of the office.

As soon as I left the office, the door snapped shut.

I resisted the thought of kicking the door open.

Then I looked at Miss Joan of Arc, who was my future head of the department and head teacher and class teacher, and I wanted to cry without tears, "Teacher, what's the matter?"

Joan of Arc was also confused, and when she heard my question, she also said helplessly: "I also want to know what's going on! Forget it, your name is Lotte, right?" The dean must have her thoughts in this arrangement, so we just have to follow it. Rakuten, you go around the school by yourself first, I'm going to prepare what I'm going to teach you later, alas, yes, don't forget to go home for dinner at noon, take a good rest after eating, our afternoon class ......."

I, Lotte, want to cry without tears.

This young, beautiful, will be my department head in the future, will be my class teacher, and will be my classroom teacher's Miss Joan of Arc, how is this a broken urge!

Listening to her talk endlessly, this is estimated to be tomorrow!

Well, I'd better go first.

"Teacher, I know, goodbye, teacher!"

hurriedly said such a sentence, and I ran away!

Then there was a faint call behind me: "Oops, our classroom is in Rose Building 405, don't forget!"

Rose House?

What a name!

I waved my hand behind me and said, "Got it." ”

And then I really ran away.