April 1st of 20xx, well, it's an April Fool's Day.

In a sense, today is a very significant day for me.

Of course, this is not an indifferent April Fool's Day.

From the perspective of the whole world, it seems that only students in China can understand how important this moment is to me.

When I walked out of this university, where I had been for eight years, I only had a diploma in my hand.

Believe me, I was a top student since I was a child, and I was able to stay in a university for so long because I was working hard to study for my PhD.

Today, the wind and the sun are beautiful.

Today, it's cloudless.

Today, tears flowed!

For the ancients, they studied hard for more than ten years, and once the imperial examination was determined by success or failure.

But for me, from childhood to adulthood, there was only nagging from my parents, only all kinds of supervision from teachers, and only a competition of high math and Olympiad is finally the end of his mother!

Dr. Lao Tzu graduated!

Six years of elementary school, three years of junior high school, three years of high school, four years of college, two years of graduate school, two years of doctoral degree.

Well, I'm the kind of kid who calls someone else's family. (I don't know if I'll be beaten to death if I say this.) ）

I silently turned around and took one last look at the university I had been studying hard for eight years.

"Damn! Lao Tzu has finally come out!Hahahahaha!"

Wait, this script doesn't seem right!

Generally speaking, aren't other people's children their parents in their hearts at this time, and they are full of thoughts about contributing to the motherland with their own strength?

But!

But who knows how painful I am!

At the age of 28, I am holding a PhD in mechanics and I am still a virgin in my short 28 years of life!

Virgin!

What a humble and tearful word!

After sending away batches of juniors who sprinkled dog food, today, can I finally leave today?

I want to cry without tears.

I, brain rush.

At this moment, I want to let go of my legs, throw away all restraints, and run towards freedom and the future.

"Ahh

"......."

"Bang!"

"Ahh

......

"Why did I dream of this again?"

I silently opened my eyes and looked helplessly at the tall ceiling.

All right!

The plot is so vulgar!

On April 1st, April Fool's Day, when I had just received my PhD diploma, I was overly excited and crossed the road and was hit by a Lamborghini worth 20 million meters.

And then, and then I crossed over.

Really, I have a headache.

I just imagined that the banknotes were all over the place, and the beautiful women were pregnant with a beautiful future in the future, so I was reimbursed.

The second the car was going to crash into me was a long time for me.

And in that long second, I could only open my mouth and silently say two words: "Fuck!"

Then my eyes went dark, and when I opened my eyes again, I came into the world.

Well, this April Fool's joke is fun and exciting.

According to me, I watch anime, read online articles, and watch TV...... (Silently, Xueba also has human rights, or rather, Xueba is even more perverted than others in some aspects.) From the perspective of experience, crossing can be roughly divided into two situations, one is wearing.

As the name suggests, the whole person has come into this world.

Then, there may not be a smart phone, a white-bearded old man, or something, to teach some mastery or something, and then carry some deep hatred and hatred, and you can dominate the world with the assistance of various anti-heaven plug-ins.

The second situation, which is what I'm experiencing now, is soul piercing.

The memories are kept intact and then reborn in a world.

Generally speaking, there is not much difference between wearing it and wearing it for the soul.

Soul wear is basically a lot of plug-in assistance.,And then you can open the harem with the setting of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.,A happy life of fighting bosses or something.。

If the author is in a good mood, he may not be able to give an immortality setting.

Unfortunately, I pressed my temple, looked helplessly and looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, trying to pretend to be deep.

It's a pity that God seems to have played a big joke on me.

There's a fart plug-in!

There's a fart harem!

There's a fart!

"Poof!"

Well, I've got a fart.

When I wake up in the middle of the night from a nightmare, the first thing I have to do is go to the bathroom.

If I eat my stomach, there's nothing I can do.

It should be because after I crossed the fate, my pride as a top student has long been lost, and my skin is a little thicker than before.

So I didn't care about that "poof" fart at all.

I rolled over and got up, put on my 24K pure fur shoes made of snow fox fur, silently put on my mink pajamas, and trotted down my thighs towards the toilet.

I have to say that my clothes are extremely expensive in this world, and basically a pair of slippers can cover the expenses of a family of three for more than a year.

So the main reason why I haven't scolded God until now is because He has given me a very rich family.

And I was the only male in the family.

Well, if my father, Duke Voska, is excluded, I'm the only man.

Although sometimes I feel like crying without tears.

Other people are all set by the protagonist, but I always feel like a villain.

And it's the kind of villain who is a gentleman, and he is taken away by the protagonist in a set of chapters after appearing.

We trotted for a full three minutes, and along the way hung portraits of our family.

First of all, my cheap dad, Voska I.

A golden retriever, similar to the kind of duke I know, if it sounds good, it is a national character face, with a majestic face, and if it is ugly, it is a character with facial paralysis.

And then my mom.

The appearance of a typical oriental beauty, gentle and dignified, empathetic.

And finally me.

An eight-year-old little Zhengtai with a golden retriever but an ordinary Oriental appearance.

Well, although it's a bit shameless to look at the portrait and say that I'm a Zhengtai, but I'm a mixed-race child in this life after all.

Generally speaking, mixed-race children are quite handsome, but it seems that I am an exception.

I feel like the only difference between me and my previous life is that I have changed my hair color.

I don't know why, I still want to cry when I think about it!

With my appearance, can I still be saved?

What the hell is this unfortunate setting!

I'll have to run for a few minutes to get to the bathroom!

Who am I messing with?

What a headache for me!

Sitting silently on the toilet, feeling the cold irritation of the solid gold toilet on my buttocks.

I silently exhaled a breath of turbidity, the corners of my mouth raised, and I said disdainfully: "These rich people!

Then I silently lowered my head and said lightly, "But it's not bad!"

Well, as the son of Duke Mosca I, Lotte, I have to say that I am quite satisfied with this family now.

Fall!

But it's cool to be depraved!

Although at the beginning, I thought that I could cross half the size and be a world overlord, and I didn't know where I threw it for a long time.

As for why I don't have the same surname as my cheap dad, we'll talk about it later.

Since I came into this world, I am eight years old.

Maybe it's because I learned a little hard in my previous life.

lived for 28 years in vain, was still a virgin, and even a certain doctor who had not even handed over his first love, the first thing he had to do after he crossed over was to inherit his cheap father's title in the future, and then eat Hesse nonsense for the rest of his life, and be a complete gnawing old man.

Well, although the idea is indeed a bit shameless.

But to be able to live under the Chinese education system for such a long time, to compete with those "my father is Li Gang" people, and to rely on himself to have a doctorate, IQ of at least 250 for science and engineering men, this idea does seem quite reasonable!

Who doesn't want to have a good dad and then go to the pit daddy!

Or where did so many college godfathers come from?

A certain doctoral student who was angry in his previous life has completely degenerated into a cheating father in this life.

This seems reasonable.

I silently solved my physiological internal needs problem.

Don't think too much, there is no such thing as a 24-hour maid who is always close to you.

Although my father met all my material needs, at my age, my spiritual needs were a little earlier.

Of course, I'm not so perverted that I even have to be accompanied to the toilet, and my maid is now home from work.

So I silently went back to the bed and silently began to sleep again.

It's cool to sleep for a while, and it's always cool to sleep all the time.

Since then, the quality of my sleep has been very good.

The kind of person who doesn't get up if he doesn't sleep enough for 12 hours a day.

The first rays of the sun of the day fell on the earth, when I was still in sweet communication with my bed.

"Young Master, get up, Young Master. "The gentle voice kept ringing in my ears.

I rolled over silently, not intending to take care of a beautiful blue-haired maid lady beside me.

And the smile on the face of my maid slowly faded.

Well, maid.

Well, blue hair.

Well, maybe you've got something in mind.

Well, you're thinking too much.

Well, then my maid took out a solid wooden stick, and her gentle tone was gone, and it was converted into a bitter chill.

"Young master, don't you get up yet?"

I got up with a grunt and said angrily, "My lovely sister Rem, can you wake me up when I'm just asleep!

My maid threw away the wooden stick in her hand with a nonchalant expression, and continued to smile: "But young master, you should go to school today!"

School?

My eyes widened.

"What is going to school? I don't know!"

A handful pulled my cup, covered my head, and continued to lie in corpse mode.

Maybe in everyone's image, the maid Rem is a super gentle, super empathetic, and super suitable candidate for the perfect wife to marry home!

However, I can tell you in good terms that you are definitely overthinking.

Not all blue-haired maid creatures in this world are like this.,At least my family's character is absolutely opposite to the maid lady with the same name as Rem in re, okay!

Or rather, I even saw the shadow of Belly Helam in her.

The moment I chose to go to school with a bed of relieve, my maid didn't get angry in the slightest.

Then, I heard my maid shouting outside, "Lord Duke, the young master doesn't seem to want to go to school!"

No way!

I grunted and got up and tried to get dressed as fast as I could.

It turns out that no matter how fast an ordinary person can get dressed, it is absolutely impossible to exceed the speed at which a person can open a door.

Although it's summer.

I was lifting my pants and watched in amazement as my dad walked in angrily with a stick.

In terms of material, my dad treated me well, at least this time he took the wooden stick that I don't know how to remove from the mop, and didn't take the iron stick that I was angry with my tutor last time to clean up my house.

I silently turned to look at my father, Duke Voska I, and the corners of my mouth couldn't help but lift up slightly, revealing an embarrassed smile.

"Hi Daddy, good evening!"

"Good evening, you're big! It's 7:30 in the morning! Lao Tzu told you a few days ago that you were going to school today, and you're still here to lie in bed for me, right?"

From an outsider's point of view, Duke Voska I was angry that the entire Federation of Humans might not have to be shaken.

But I've seen a lot since I was a child, and it's not surprising that it's rare.

I barely smiled awkwardly, but the corners of my mouth were full of disdain.

"Study, learn a fart!"

Well, I'll admit, I regretted it after saying that.

Maybe it really has something to do with my emotional intelligence, after I said this, I was almost beaten by my father with a few sticks and couldn't take care of myself.

Dressed casually, I looked at Miss Rem with a look of resentment, who was riding in the same carriage with me and sitting across from me.

"Sister Rem, can you not be so good at me? Why don't you tell me when my dad is here?"

Rem still had that kind and professional smile on his face, and then said to me, "If you go to school, young master, then I can take a vacation!

Paid time off......

Well, I was defeated.

Well, I'm eight years old this year.

Well, I don't know why, this world is also going to school at the age of seven.

The main reason why I didn't go to school at the age of eight was that I didn't want to go to school at all!

Previous .......

No, it's so painful, I don't want to think about it at all.

But in this life, although my father is not Li Gang, but at least he is also a duke, I thought I could live like a gentleman.

Who knew my dad had such high expectations of me!

I didn't go to school after the first time I came home, and then I was given a tutor.

I'll admit that I seem to have used some seemingly insidious but open-minded tactics to make my tutor all angry.

But this incident seems to have irritated my father.

Then on September 1st, I went to school again with the education of sticks.

And Sister Rem, who was 6 years older than me since childhood, is now selling me for paid leave!

Sold!

Sold!

Well, I'm resentful.

Well, my maid is very happy.

Well, I resigned myself to my fate.

I silently lifted the curtain of the carriage, and the first of September, a day I was familiar with.

Well, in my previous life, it was the first day of school.

I don't know why, but in this life, I still went to school in this cheating day.

Fortunately, after all, I am not too old to be the son of a duke, so the schools I go to are those so-called aristocratic schools.

The aristocratic school is right, the name is very ordinary, it is a very simple NUS magic and martial arts academy.

NUS.

The corners of my mouth twitched unconsciously.

I had to go to this place that seemed to be a university.

I was really stressed.

Wait, I seem to have forgotten something.

Forget it, the moment I walked into the school, I was left with only one thought.

That is: sleep!

Under the arrangement of my maid, I silently came to the first-grade teacher, silently came to the last row, and silently picked up a book and stood it in front of the head.

"Young master, it's history class in the morning, you have to study hard!"

I glanced at Rem and fell silently on the table.

My maid dreams are all shattered!

Whoever has such a black-bellied maid, who can still have fantasies about maids!

I gave a low "um" and ignored her.

Maybe it's because of the paid leave, Rem doesn't care about me at all now, carries a skirt and makes a signature maid salute to me, and then runs away on his feet.

I lifted the book that stood in front of me a little, and silently realized that I was the last person to go to the teacher.

After a rough observation, I saw basically smiling faces with longing for the future.

Occasionally, there are a few proud faces like my old hens.

Well, sure enough, it's a classroom.

That's how it is in school.

Whoever comes to school for the first time comes in a state of nervousness and excitement, and I, an over-age child, sit behind them, and I have to say that I am really stressed.

"Boring. ”

After watching them chatting for a while, I continued to block the book in front of me, then closed my eyes and opened my mouth, and fell asleep.

As I said when I left home in the morning, my current motto in life is that cool one: Learn, learn a fart!

In the previous life, he studied hard all his life, and was finally knocked 20 meters away by a Lamborghini.

I finally had a chance to cross, and I still learned a fart!

I don't have big ambitions, I haven't signed a marriage contract with anyone else since I was a child, and my family is in a good situation, so I'm the kind of typical gentleman.

Protagonist?

Hehe, I don't have a chance.

With this in mind, I drifted off to sleep.

For me, the only good thing about going to school is that I won't be able to solve the problem of sleeping places on my own when my dad comes back.

"Whew~~~Huh~~~Huh~~~"

Sleeping in class is definitely the happiest thing for the student party.

I woke up so early in the morning, and I was a little sleepy.

This sleepiness will always be a bit unexpected when sleeping in class.

"Smack!"

I was suddenly hit on the head by something, and I opened my eyes in a daze, first to see the white ash on the table, and then to hear the laughter of the whole class.

"You, you, you, who are you, don't you know that you can't sleep in class? Even if you sleep, you still snore!

Forehead......

I didn't expect to snore in class.

I laughed at myself, I didn't expect me to be so talented as a scumbag.

looked at the teacher standing on the podium, I don't do anything, it's a big deal if you fire me, I'm afraid of what will happen to you?

I immediately retorted: "According to Article 36 of the Child Protection Act of the Federal Law of Mankind, no educational institution is allowed to beat or abuse underage children by any means or in any way. Teacher, you seem to have broken the law, right?"

Don't ask me how I know.

As a science man, I like to be reasonable.

Otherwise, wouldn't it be embarrassing if you can't refute a word when your dad beats you?

It was only then that I could see the teacher's face clearly.

Single ponytail, black glasses frame, wearing a black robe, young and beautiful. But maybe because of the reason why the eldest aunt came, her face was a little bad.

Girls are in trouble!

I continued: "Teacher, it's best to drink more hot water when your aunt comes, it's really not good to take a leave of absence to take a break, it's not good to resist." If it's okay, then you can continue, teacher. ”

As a sign of respect for the girl, I still gave her a word of advice.

After all, if you don't pay attention to your diet when you come to your aunt, then you will be troubled if you get some diseases in the future.

But the moment I lay down, the teacher's face seemed to darken.

And my so-called classmates are only seven years old!

Seven-year-olds couldn't understand this, so they were all confused and didn't dare to touch the teacher's moldy head.

The whole classroom fell silent in an instant!

I'm happy with that.

Sleep, who wouldn't be happy if the conditions were better!

"You get up for me!"

Then I was startled by a roar, my body shook, and my chair was not in jail.

"Bang!"

I fell straight out of my chair.

Now those classmates should have known that this was a huge joke, and they all laughed.

I stood up, my face as pale as my aunt had come.

Again and again, it's too much!

I, Lotte, am angry!

"You're not finished, you're not finished, aren't you! Hurry up and say something, I'll go to bed after that! Do you know how long I slept yesterday? I only slept for 9 hours! Do you know what the concept is for 9 hours? I still need to make up for 3 hours of sleep in my life! You waste other people's lives so much, are you embarrassed!"

......

Maybe it's because my dad is a duke.

I don't know why I can say that.

But one thing that can be proved is that the young and beautiful female teacher Tie Qing's face has changed little by little, and the mist in her eyes is also a little dense.

I'm only eight years old now!

How can I have any pity for the jade!

"You've wasted a total of 180 minutes of my life. Don't you know that life is more expensive than gold? If you give me 180 pounds of gold in 180 minutes, I will apologize to you! But do you give it? You are still scary! If you count the previous crimes against the "Child Protection Act", I tell you that these crimes together are enough to imprison you for a lifetime, you know!"

.......

Talking!

It's just a lot of talking.

For the first time, I found out that it was so cool to talk back to the teacher in class!

Without the pressure of my parents, without the pressure of my graduation certificate, I realized for the first time that the world was so free!

And then.......

"Wow! The teacher is crying!"

"Why did the teacher run away!"

"Wow, you're so good, you made the teacher cry!"

And then, and then I was stunned!

No, a little girl who looks like she is in her twenties is too psychologically tolerant, right?

Why did I say I was crying?

And then......

"Lotte, come to the dean's office!"