Maybe others don't understand, but I'm a person who has come over, how can I not be clear? So, a big man, no matter how great the difficulty, must stand up to the sky......

The torrential rain rained for several hours, making it dark, and the villagers were all gone, leaving only the matchmaker, Phoenix Flower, Wan Bushi, Wan Lisa, Xia Dairen and other four people, as well as the blue winding and beef two goods. Want to - free - free - see - end - whole - version please Baidu search -

As soon as the rain stopped for a while, they were smoking hot in my official clothes, and they came out of it, and they didn't forget to catch the demon crabs; at this time, it was dark, and they could only look around with fairy eyes, and they were inevitably disappointed that they didn't find their target......

However, there are men and women here, and they can't take off their wet clothes and twist them, and they are very uncomfortable to wear......

I couldn't hold it back if I was wet, and after thinking about Lisa's hand, I hadn't had sex before I brought it up: "Master Guan: The following is the yamen, we just need to swoop down, and we can have a good rest!"

When the phoenix flower heard this, she grabbed my hand tightly and swooped down, and the matchmaker shouted behind her, "Wait for me!" with her long outstretched hand, and at this time, there was still no wet waiting for someone......

In a moment, I arrived and landed at the entrance of the official office, and no one came out to say hello; I pushed open two large doors in a panic; there was no one inside, and there was not a single official; where would these people go?

Phoenix Flower understands without thinking about it, and can still say one, two, three: "Husband, you don't look at what time it is, the servants must be resting!"

I suddenly remembered that there was a group house behind this official office, and it was impossible for the officials to sleep in the public court...... After finishing wet, he shouted loudly: "Master Guan, it's dark here, we can't see it, what should we do?"

Both the phoenix and the matchmaker have fairy eyes, and like me, they see the night as if it were day, so it doesn't matter if there is a light or not......

Xia Dairen has been worried in his heart, and shouted in a panic: "Master Guan: Can you ask Sister Matchmaker to make a fairy lantern for the court?"

Don't underestimate this public hall; it is 35 meters long and 20 meters wide, equal to 700 square meters, and it is a rather large official office; in addition to the position where the official case is, there are 20 people standing in a row on each side of the left and right below, and there is still a lot of space in the middle; there is enough for the suspect to kneel in front......

If you only make one fairy lantern, it may not be enough, so how much is enough? You have to tell the matchmaker, "You can arrange it here, right?"

In fact, there is no need to discuss at all, the matchmaker waved her hand and "clicked" The roof of the yaya room was full of fairy lanterns, like daytime......

"Wow! It's so beautiful! If the villagers have one at home, how magnificent!"

Who would consider the villagers? Of course, only the official master.

Everyone didn't speak, quietly pushed open the back door and walked out......

They seem to be more familiar than I am, and know that there are two back doors, where are they?

I remember that I came to Chang'e once, and I landed directly from the sky to the back garden, and in the end, I couldn't find the back door......

The government belonged to me, and here I could come and go in and out as I pleased, and I could give orders at will, and whoever dared not to listen to him should be careful to smash his ass, and I could only endure the pain......

Like them, I walked to the back door against the wall and walked out...... Although the big tree blocked the view, I knew that the women were changing clothes in the back, and the sound came out as soon as I heard it......

So, how many women are there? What a big fool! Except for the matchmaker and the phoenix, it's Lisa. Of course, the matchmaker is with the phoenix, and Lisa herself is on her side, not knowing if she is wet or not......

In any case, I have to avoid it, after all, there are many men, and in public places, they can't cause bad effects. I was trying to find a place for myself, so I took off my official clothes and twisted them, it was too uncomfortable to wear......

Suddenly, the voice of the phoenix flower came: "Husband."

People miss you, come here!"

When the men heard this, they were sure to make trouble; their hearts couldn't help but beat wildly; in particular, Xia Dairen, who was holding the beauty tree flower given by the matchmaker in his hand, wondered if he would become a woman? If it was really like a complete wet, how good would it be! When people go in and out to be accompanied by women, when others see it, they will know that they are a couple of sexual blessings......

I was afraid that others would find out, so I didn't dare to squeak, so I tiptoed over, and in the shelter under the tree, there was indeed a matchmaker and a phoenix flower, and these two women seemed to be unable to wait, and they didn't care whether my official clothes were wet or not, and they were about to hug and kiss......

Suddenly, there was a shout: "Master Guan: Where do we live? We need to arrange a double bed, let me ...... with Wan Lisa."

I don't know much about the situation here, so I asked the matchmaker: "You go and arrange it for them." ”

Of course the matchmaker didn't want to; as soon as she left, she was sure that I would be happy with the phoenix flowers; can I balance my heart? Without speaking, she grabbed my hand tightly, went out from under the tree, walked around for a while, and did not find a place to arrange, and shouted to the house in front of her: "Officials, listen! Hurry out, the official has something to say!"

After a while, the door opened, and more than 20 officials came out one after another, and asked in a dark voice, "Sister matchmaker: Where is the official master?"

It turned out that these servants had no night eyes, and they were not far from them, and they could not see any of them, but they stretched out their hands and touched them......

The matchmaker didn't consult with me, and with a wave of her hand, the sky was filled with dense fairy lanterns, illuminating the night, and even the blind could see it......

These servants were also too ugly; they were barebacked, wearing only a pair of shorts, and they made excuses for themselves: "It's too dark in the house to touch the clothes, so they come out and ......."

At this time, Phoenix Flower was more energetic than anyone else, and whispered to me: "Are they doing business? Such a big man has no woman, how can he survive the lonely night?"

Some of the officials told the truth: "We thought there was no light, and no one could see it when we came out like this......"

They have forgotten that the fairy eyes of the matchmaker and the phoenix flower look at the night scene as much as the daytime, and the purpose of making fairy lanterns is to provide them with convenience......

Phoenix Flower has to go to the place where the officials live to see, if there is a famous hall, you have to train it well!

I also agree with this statement: if you build a foundation, you have to put it in order......

The matchmaker was not worried about this, and shouted loudly: "Is there any room available?"

I have to delegate authority: "The matchmaker will arrange it tonight, there are so many of us, and we don't have a place to live?"

The officials shook their bodies and looked awkward like women...... The more I looked at it, the more unpleasant it became, and I casually pointed to a servant and ordered: "Report the situation!"

His gaze was evasive, looking at the officials around him for a while, staring at me for a while, and pondering for a while before he said, "Master, we don't want to occupy a house by ourselves, because we can't get along!"

I was very surprised! I wanted to occupy all the rooms if I couldn't get along? I really didn't have anyone to manage and play the piano indiscriminately! I didn't need to ask any more questions, I walked into a dark house by myself, followed by all the people, and they didn't know if they could see it, but I could see it clearly without a lamp anyway.

"Oh my God! It's nothing more than that!" A single bed, 90 centimeters wide and two meters long, rested against the wall, with quilts piled up in a mess, rubbish everywhere next to the pillows and at the foot of the bed, a hut that used to hold four beds, is now full of litter!

I was so angry that I couldn't say a word, so I pushed the phoenix flower and asked her to stand up and scold: "Are you human or pig? Why are you like this? Whose room is this, stand up for me!"

For a long time, a young man in his twenties stood up, wearing pants, clasping his hands, standing in front of the phoenix, bowing his head and saying nothing......

The more I looked at it, the more angry I became, and I yelled, "It's all pig-headed guys! Do you think you belong to such a big house?

Immediately ordered: "Drag him into the yamen and beat him with 20 boards to see if he is honest?"

I was embarrassed: "Are they all reversed?" They made me angry, punched me, and blew up the house, depending on where you live?"

Phoenix Flower is smarter than me, and she lowered her voice and whispered: "Husband, don't forget, don't blame the public, don't look at it, it's all the same!"

The matchmaker was more excited than I was, and with a wave of her hand, all the little rooms lit up, and we walked past the door like a procession, and looked inside, and all of them were light, and some of the houses were empty, and these shameless fellows were urinating in them, and they were smelly......

I stood by the door and lectured fiercely face to face: "Move all your beds out, clean them up immediately, and let the matchmaker supervise and carry them out, and I will come to check them later, and if you don't meet the standards, you won't do it;

The officials are all big and small, and it doesn't matter whether they are engaged in the foundation or not, the key is to vacate the house......

After I finished speaking angrily, I walked into the back door and came to the desk in a big way, and sat in the official chair, panting all the time, and the depression in my heart had not yet been vented......

There was a reprimand from the matchmaker: "Ladies and gentlemen, the official didn't beat you, it was for the sake of my face that I put up with it; I must clean the room tonight; all the beds should be moved out and the accommodation should be rearranged; and you should put on all your official clothes, don't be like a second-rate person, don't have a face at all; if the official master beats you down with a big board, you may not even have to sleep in the bed...... One by one, they have all turned into corpses, and I ask you, do you still need to sleep in bed? Just do what you say! Hurry up and act, and report to the official......

After the matchmaker finished the training, she was not there to supervise, and she would come in through the back door and stare at me and complain: "These people, what are they called, they are like pigs and dogs!"

Phoenix Hua understands in her heart: The matchmaker is staring at herself everywhere, for fear that others will be happy with the official, so she said so much nonsense......

Wan Bu Wet and Wan Lisha came in through the back door, especially Wan Lisha, whose beautiful figure deeply attracted Xia Dairen, pinched the flowers in his hand and smelled the fragrance, and couldn't help but shout: "Sister matchmaker, can you help my flowers become humans?"

The matchmaker was distraught by what had just happened, and without thinking about it, she said, "Now there is a mess everywhere, even if you become a human, and there is no place to sleep?"

Xia Dairen stared at him with envy, and couldn't help but hum: "Look at people, how much they look like a big husband! Wherever you go, there is always a lady by your side!"

If the flower in Xia Dairen's hand becomes a woman, what if it is more beautiful than Wan Lisa? Won't he suffer a loss? He moved his gaze to the matchmaker's face and asked, "Sister matchmaker, can you reveal a little information?" What kind of beauty will the flower in Xia Dairen's hand become?"

As soon as the matchmaker heard this, she understood in her heart: men are the same, their hearts are very big, eating from the bowl and staring at the pot, and they can't wait for all the women to give him, so she has to answer like this: "You have to think about it! If you like the flowers in Xia Dairen's hand, you can take Lisa and change it, but there is no guarantee that the beautiful eyebrows that will be conjured up are better than Lisa......

This sentence made Wan Bu feel disheartened, and it took a long time before he said: "I still won't change it! Wan Lisa is like a car that has just left the factory, and it has not yet been driven; if the woman who has been conjured up is very ugly, won't it be a big loss?"

Xia Dairen had already coveted Lisa, if it was his own woman, could he wait so long? Isn't it already sexually blessed, and deliberately said something ugly: "It's better to change! I saw that Lisa's body has a problem, why don't you take the initiative to find a man to sleep?"

When he heard it, he became angry, and scolded: "Isn't it a shit for Nima, isn't it there? She's my woman, what are you doing with a man to bed?"

Xia Dairen did not admit his mistake, and had to quibble: "What I mean is to let him look for you, not me? You should know? My daughter-in-law is my daughter-in-law, and your daughter-in-law is my wife, understand?"

Everyone heard the problem; the more they thought about it, the more depressed they became; they pointed at the tip of Xia Dairen's nose with their hands and scolded: "What do you mean? Your wife is almost my daughter-in-law!"

Xia Dairen was very embarrassed, and said gloomily: "It's just a joke, you can take it seriously! Look, my daughter-in-law is still a flower, if you kiss it, I will come back after kissing Lisa......"

(End of chapter)

Immortal Dao Saint Venerable