"Hahahaha...... Let me laugh again...... Abdominal muscle...... The abs are coming out. ”

Luo Luo rolled on the ground with a smile, and the black air on her face had long since disappeared, as if it had never existed.

"Laughing out of the abs? …… Isn't it enough that you have eight-pack abs? Other...... Don't laugh! Feed! Laugh again, and I'll turn you into ...... Turn into a little apple! ”

"Poof......

As soon as he heard the words "Little Apple", Artoria, who had been smiling and enduring enough hard work, finally didn't hold back and laughed out loud. Lin Dengwan was left with an embarrassed face.

The reason for his embarrassment is that he was seen because of the crooked poems he wrote.

Luo Luo was reciting love poems with a black face, but the more she read it, the more wrong it became, the more she read it, the more happy she became, and then she forgot everything and laughed. Lin Dengwan didn't understand, obviously in the original world so emotional, so popular, and popular materials, how could it become a laughing stock in the other world.

"Alright, alright, since you've laughed enough, let's talk about it."

Lin Dengwan doesn't care, the laughing stock is the laughing stock, anyway, it's not the first time he's shameless.

"Say what?"

"Opinion! Opinion! How about the love poems I wrote? Is there a fawn rambling ......?"

Before she finished speaking, Luo Luo burst into laughter again, this time with exaggerated tears, patting the floor, with the virtue of "I'm so happy, I'm not alive". Lin Dengwan was even worried that if Luo Luo continued to laugh like this, her abs would really have two more pieces.

What are eight-pack abs? I have Admiral Lolo, those ten-pack abs are amazing, and they will definitely be able to slash the Titan in the back of the neck!

"Poof...... Forest...... Master Lin Dengwan, isn't our opinion obvious? Burst...... Uh-huh......"

Artoria continued to laugh, but it was meaningless, for the trembling and flushed face was not at all elegant, not at all countly.

"If you like to laugh, laugh, anyway, there are no outsiders here, whatever you ......"

"Ahhh Puff ha......"

How low is the laughter of people in this world, two good girls, and as a result, a small apple is made into this virtue, and the smile is the same as S (river crab) B. If you move the head of the North Stick Empty Ear JB Perpetual Motion Machine and Chinese Level 10 to move over, it won't kill anyone!

After a while, the two girls were probably tired of laughing, and the air in their lungs was almost squeezed by the laughter, and finally gasped and slowly calmed down.

"Oh, you guys...... Forget it, I'll have to push it to the rewrite. ”

Frustrated, Lindenwan picked up the parchment and set it aside. The words on the parchment are all written in charcoal and can be reused. Parchment paper is expensive and scary, and it is impossible for the stingy Lin Dengwan to rub it in a chic manner and throw it into the paper basket.

As for the wood pulp paper that has been invented, it is Lexington, the ex-wife who stabbed Lyndon in case of a knife. Exes made it. However, I don't know why it has been resisted by religious forces.

"Boss, who are you writing this for entertainment?"

Luo Luo really didn't mean to mock her boss's writing, she was really just straightforward. However, this kind of straightforwardness is even more hurtful.

"Entertainment? No matter how ridiculous it is, it can't be ridiculous. ”

"Master Lin Dengwan, apple means abundance in the imperial Chinese system. And in many cases, fertility is often associated with nurturing offspring. For women, apples that represent abundance often represent ...... Well, you know, it's all connected. ”

Sure enough, if I didn't understand the cultural differences, it turned out to be a big joke. After engaging in it for a long time, Lin Dengwan wrote not love poems, but lewd (river crab) poems. Just swap the word apple with the euro (river crab...... There are some laughs.

"Okay...... You guys won. As for who it is written for...... Let's put it this way, it was written to my uh...... 'wife who broke down'. ”

"Miss Lek?"

Artoria asked, tilting her head, still with a little flush on her face, and the strength of her wild laughter had not yet eased.

"Ah...... Right...... Why do you think of her?"

Lin Dengwan is still quite concerned about this girl hitting the bull's-eye right at once, is the relationship between me and Lexington so obvious?

"Master Lin Dengwan, don't you know yet? My sister has written a script about the two or three things between you and Miss Lecker, and is playing them out at the open-air opera house in Landafrie. My sister also played one of the supporting actresses with more scenes, and she had a lot of fun, and now the scene is almost full. Now, all of Randafrey knows what happened between you and Miss Lecker. ”

Nero, a governor who loves the arts, used his spare time to write some scripts, and it is not surprising that he will play a cameo role on stage.

It was not surprising that the venue was full, after all, it was the Governor who performed on stage, and everyone had to give face, and the amphitheater was open to all citizens for free anyway. There is no TV series at night this year, and there is no drama to chase, let alone Station B and Island A, and there is no QQ group political (river crab) bureau, so it must be boring to death.

As it happens, the free-to-open open-air theater is a great place to pass the time. In many cases, the amphitheater acts as a social place, like a bathhouse. Although the seats on the lower deck are free, the boxes on the upper deck are to be booked, and they are also a good place to discuss business and engage in conspiracy.

"I really care about what kind of character your sister has made me?"

"Uh...... A mixed (river crab) egg, about a woman who has been watching her husband at home for ten years, but ushered in the news that her husband was picking flowers and grass outside and showing mercy everywhere.

The wife angrily embarked on the road of finding her husband and crusading against those women. It turns out that the girls who snatched his man are all good girls, but they have been deceived by that bastard physically and mentally. And after toying with them, the bastard abandons them and goes in search of the next target.

Madame and the ruined girls went from hostility, to understanding, to mutual support, and finally found the bastard. And the bastard was confronted by the victim, saying that he didn't care about them at all, and that women were toys or something...... His toying is a mixed (river crab) account as it should be!

Eventually, the wife and the other victims joined forces and cut off her husband's head. They divided the family property, and everyone lived happily together from then on. ”

"I thought it was usually a war between women or something...... Ethical dramas such as the main wife and the little (river crab) three. ”

"What did my sister mean when she wrote that script...... Well, it's probably the woman's fault for the woman's suffering. ”

There's something wrong with this girl's thinking...... It's too much ahead of its time. But it's nothing if Lin Dengwan thinks about it, because in this world, the status of women is much higher than in the Middle Ages on the real plane.

Heroes are not only regardless of origin, but also regardless of men and women, and now the two heroes of Vierce (on the surface), Leke and Yuxin'er are both sisters.

Moreover, the economic base determines the superstructure, and in the Vielsen tradition, adult women are not only the main labor force, but also wear magic armor and fight in wartime.

With magic armor, something as magical as power armor, the difference in strength and stamina between men and women is reduced, and women even outperform men in dexterity and agility. Even in the corps sequence of the empire, female soldiers often occupy a large proportion.

In short, we can't underestimate the women of this world, and maybe the women's liberation movement and the like don't need to exist in this world at all. If it weren't for the fact that in this world, every woman would have a few days of "dissatisfaction with blood" every month, I am afraid that equality between men and women would have really been realized.

"Finally, let me ask you a question, what is the name of the protagonist in this script?"

"Wan Denglin, quite a tongue-twisting name...... Master Lin Dengwan, why are you suddenly covering your face? My sister also wrote a special one at the beginning. This work has nothing to do with the actual person, please do not sit in the opposite seat. In particular, it has nothing to do with Mr. Lin Dengwan, a new staff member in Vierce. ”

"This way of exempting me from liability without three hundred taels of silver here is simply pointing the finger at me! I said how I was in town two days ago and there was a crowd of people pointing at me and muttering, and I wasn't the Earl of Glamorgan! Now you can find the source! Also, this script was definitely not written by your sister! I'm sure this is definitely my 'wife's masterpiece'! ”

Lin Dengwan's whole person is not good, he has already felt his wife's "sinister" intentions. That popular drama is probably a warning to Lin Dengwan: if she doesn't move quickly and doesn't satisfy her "wife", she will unite with other ship girls, turn him over, behead him, and then live happily with the other sisters.

The truth of the world, the liberation of mankind, the sea of stars, all this is beautiful; But before that, the ambitious Lin Dengwan must survive the wrath of the "wife"!

"I see......"

Lin Dengwan's face was pale, and his hands were shaking. No matter how powerful he was, at this point, he was just a former dung, a poor husband who was anxious to get back together with his wife. Today, he finally realized the fear of being ruled by the ship's mother.

"Artoria! Loro! There is one thing that please help! This is the request of my life! ”

Lin Dengwan suddenly folded his hands and bowed violently, like a desperate person looking for the last straw.

"Huh? Suddenly...... ...... like this"

Artoria was a little overwhelmed, but in an instant, an inexplicable sense of happiness arose in her heart. She wanted to laugh, this stinky stream (river crab) hooligan also had such a down-and-out day, and he fell into the hands of the old lady!

"Boss! Wrapped up in me! Say! Who should I chop?"

The stronghold girl is straightforward and sincere, but it's too much. I don't know if it's because of culture, anyway, even if this girl's intelligence value is not low at all, her first choice is always to copy the guy and cut people.

"Lolo, what is the courtship of men to women in your stronghold?"

"It's normal, first get to know each other, date, tell each other's hearts, and then confirm each other's hearts."

It's unexpectedly normal......

"Before handing each other over, fight a fight, and if you win, you will be strong" beep-. The man is the woman, and in the future marriage, the man has the right of priority in the distribution of property. If the woman is on the man, then the woman has priority. ”

We really can't hold out too much hope for the stronghold culture that encourages burning (river crabs) and killing (river crabs) and looting.

"Oh...... Then forget about Loro. ”

Remembering the previous welfare incident outside the city of La, Lin Dengwan despaired of the stronghold culture.

"Huh!? Don't! Such a fun thing, Luo Luo also wants to get involved. ”

"Let's play! My life is at stake! In short, Artoria! ”

Lin Dengwan suddenly came up, his face was very close to Artoria, and the heat was exhaled to the girl's face.

"Dry ...... What are you doing, what are you doing! ”

Although Lin Dengwan's love poems only made her laugh, now, his sincere, earnest eyes made the countess really feel like a deer stumbling around.

"In order to recover the 'wife', please teach me to write love letters! Master Artoria! ”

"Master Lin Dengwan, let me give you an opinion."

The loss of focus in Artoria's eyes, which is completely pale, is generally a precursor to blackening. And Lin Dengwan, who was anxious to get back together with his wife, had an EQ drop at all, and he didn't know that he had offended people again, and he was still sincere.

"Eun! Be all ears! ”

“…… Your head is still too much of an eyesore, and it's better to cut it off, like in the play. ”

PS: The problem of low laughter in some countries is true, such as the Japanese. I often feel that the colleagues around me are so bored, and their laughter is funny......