54 Memories Kill and Apple
It was nine years earlier, when young Artoria had traveled south from the north of Viorce with his sister to Landafrie. Her biological father, Nero's stepfather, was the Empire's top staff member in the Vielses.
They went south this time because the threat of the Illans no longer existed, and the Imperial ** Regiment completely defeated the invaders who landed, and relied on the powerful fleet to push back to Illan, and raided their hometown.
It was in this battle that Nero, who was only 13 years old, shined, and the "Demon Brigade" led by her directly carried out a beheading operation, beheading the chieftain of the Illan Tribal Alliance, setting a good start for her future career.
At the celebration party, Britten's magnates also rushed to Landafrie to celebrate the victory. But at the banquet, the budding Nero is not the main character, and her limelight is completely overshadowed by one man, and that person is Gru.
He had just defeated the invading Picts at Hadrian's Wall at Shade Grand, and only two of the twelve chieftains fled north, four were beheaded by the Gru, and six were captured. Judging from the number of kills and the number of battles alone, Gru has already outperformed Nero.
Of course, all this had nothing to do with the young Artoria, who just wanted to eat more and eat happily. Slipping out of the crowded banquet venue, Artoria made her way to the kitchen. She knew that since the food was all served from the kitchen, there would naturally be a lot of food in the kitchen.
But there's more to the kitchen than just food, like the heroes who also sneak into the kitchen.
"The little girl is quite edible."
Watching Artoria stuff the sausage into his already full mouth, Gru smiled dotingly.
"You...... Not...... What is not coarse (why don't you eat it)?"
Altoria Gaba Gabba chewed on her food, her mouth full of mouth so full that she couldn't utter a single sentence. As a bear child, she slipped away at the beginning of the banquet, completely missing the introduction of the characters at the beginning, and didn't know that Scarface sitting next to her was the object of her dreams, the first hero of Shade Gran and even the whole of Briton - Gru.
"I'm here to escape, it's really annoying to socialize, especially those papal guys. Oh, those Golden Ring Elders aren't much better. ”
The little girl remembered that there were several old men in white and green in the room, and everyone had to be respectful in front of them. And those old men also cocked their noses, and their arrogant appearance made people look very unpleasant.
"Well, it's a nasty ......"
"Haha, that's right. Now eat yours, I'm talking about conversation here, you go in with your left ear, out with your right ear, just concentrate on eating. ”
"Oh......"
Sure enough, Artoria, who was concentrating on eating, began to be ravaged, and there was hardly any peace. The great hero became a complete chatter in front of the person to whom he confided in him who only knew how to eat.
Even great heroes have troubles, things they can't do anything about, and wishes that they want to achieve but can't.
What's the trouble...... For example, emotional disputes.
"Don't look at my wife, well, it's Catherine from Boudica. Don't look at her so graceful and luxurious, she is very well maintained, and she looks like a noblewoman. But in fact she has reached menopause. I'm not saying that she collapsed when she removed her makeup, her face, her skin, her figure, and her stiffness and tightness...... Well, forget about the 'tall and tight', that's not what children should know. In short, she is well maintained in every way.
However, there are some things, such as personality, that these surfaces can't hide at all. She has completely entered menopause in terms of personality, and has become a middle-aged eight women and stupid girl, and she knows ...... all day long"
Altoria remembered that Gru was very dissatisfied with this beautiful wife because she was suspicious, irritable, and superstitious. Originally, it was nothing to believe in her druidism, but why did she have to drag him with her daughter?
"But I still love her."
Although he is already an old husband and wife, although his appearance is well maintained, his personality is no different from that of a yellow-faced woman. However, Gru still did not change his mind, because Catherine was his wife.
Well, Gru then began to complain about religious issues, about the rampant nature of the Holy See, about the privileges of the druids, and finally about the magic armor.
"There was a famine in my wife's village, and there was a strong wind and then hail at harvest time. The wind was so strong that, according to my wife, it was able to uproot a tree.
The crops were gone, and the villages were starving. I went to fight the Picts at that time. Well, of course not this time, it was a long time ago, when I first got married.
At that time, I thought that if I had harvested the crops quickly, the famine could have been avoided. So, I thought of the magic armor, why is there no magic armor that can help farmers harvest their crops? With the speed and strength of the magic armor, it must be very fast to cut the wheat.
But why...... Why does God only give us the weapons to kill one another, but not the tools to feed and clothe us?
From that time on, I thought that if the gods were not willing to give, then we would try to study and fight for it ourselves.
Relying on everyone's strength and relying on the strength of human beings themselves, we can definitely live on the earth without relying on the charity of heaven, and everyone will have enough food and clothing! ”
Later, the chatty hero also said a lot, complaining about his wife and complaining about religion, complaining about his daughter after complaining about religion, and complaining about his daughter and complaining about his friends.
In his mouth, Deken became an abandoned mansion hiding in Plane City; Moder has become a scum who only knows how to do chivalry, but does not solve the fundamental problem; There are even more slots in the black-bellied tech nerd plus the squinting Kabbalah, and the ADHD plus the unreliable Imhope.
Of course, he probably relied on the fact that young Artoria didn't know who these guys were, and Artoria didn't hear much after that. Perhaps she needed to digest the stuffed food, and her blood rushed to her stomach, and her brain soon fell into dormancy due to lack of oxygen.
To put it simply, she fell asleep listening to it.
Later, after she learned that the talkative scarface was Gru, she regretted it to death. Why are you so stupid, you don't even recognize Gru, why didn't you ask your idol for an autograph or something.
In addition, she hated the painter who painted Gru's portrait so much, and a good scarred face was forcibly thickened with thick eyebrows, big eyes, thin skin and tender flesh. That is, after seeing too much of Gru's image in the book, Artoria didn't expect that the scar man was Gru.
But at that time, she could not imagine that this would be the first and last time she would see Gru. Just three days later, the bad news was like a bolt from the blue, and everyone was overwhelmed. The most powerful hero of Shade Gran, Briton, and even the entire northwestern empire, Gru, is dead! And it was a violent death, and the death was unknown.
Lindenvan's words sparked fear in Artoria's heart, and the words that seemed like a god declaring war became a black flag of death in her heart. Although not in the kitchen, although he is just a hero without (river crab), although he knows how to bully people all day long, although ......
Alas? Why is she so busy not letting this guy stand up, isn't it just right that this thing is dead? And with his virtue, it is estimated that it will be difficult to die. Gru is dead, and that's because Gru is a good guy, this guy...... The scourge lives for 10,000 years.
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Memories of killing seem like a long time, but really going through it in your mind is a matter of a snap of a finger.
It was just enough for her to feel the pain in the back of her head.
"Oops...... It hurts ......."
As the two exclaimed, the parchment leaves covered with words were scattered on the ground. Artoria was rubbing the back of her head to relieve the pain that was almost heartbreaking, oblivious to her current appearance.
She lay almost completely on top of Lin Dengwan, in a riding position, and the bodies of the two were close to each other, and they almost hugged each other. Today, Artoria also specially wore the close-fitting dress that was praised by Linden Wan and didn't even know Linden's beauty. It's all the Countess of Clamorgan, so you should have the temperament of a countess, so you can ...... It's not because I've been praised by that guy.
Lindenvan didn't hurt at all, and he didn't hurt at all, he was just surprised by Artoria's overreaction. And...... The dress was quite thin, and you could feel the body temperature and the touch of some bumps close to the body...... Although it is not too plump, but welfare is welfare, there is oil (river crab) not (river crab) to rub that is the king (river crab) bastard.
Just as he was about to take advantage of Artoria's recovery and continue to appreciate the benefits, a roar sounded from outside the door curtain.
"Boss! What's ...... out"
Loro lifted the tent and rushed in. She can't ignore Kaizi's accident, if no one teaches magic, who will she cry to?
Then her face darkened......
In her eyes, Lindenwan was lying with his face to the sky, and Artoria was lying on top of him, that posture...... Two words, ambiguous. That wears ...... Four words, no shame.
"Lolo...... Thing...... That's not the way it is! ”
Artoria was awakened by Lolo's voice, and she realized her embarrassment. Quickly got up and explained, although Lin Dengwan didn't have a relationship with anyone, if something happened to her, it would be a pure rape (river crab) love that you and I wanted, it was no big deal.
But Artoria's character instinctively resists this kind of office plot, not to mention that she and Lin Dengwan really have nothing! But Luo Luo didn't appreciate it, and she didn't believe it, her face was still black enough to squeeze out ink.
"Alas...... I really envy, jealousy, and hatred...... I sent you a new armor but didn't send it to me, I see. ”
"So really...... It's really not ......."
Luo Luo shook her head, picked up a piece of parchment from her feet, twitched the corners of her mouth, and then read it out loud:
"You're my little apple, I can't love you too much;
The little red face warms my heart and lights the fire in my heart;
……
This is even a love poem......"
Artoria finally knew what Lindwan was up to with all those messy, even female-oriented romance novels. If the love poem written is at this terrible level, then it should be a good reference.
PS: There is still a chapter on the description of daily life, and then it will gradually enter the main part of the brain hole. I'm a little embarrassed, but I recommend it...... Give me a little bit......