Xu Xiaoxin is not tall, with a height of 1.72 meters and a weight of 60 kilograms, perhaps because he has practiced the Zama step taught by the old man at home since he was a child, his endurance and leg strength are very good.

Standing on the court for the first time, Xu Xiaoxin was very dazed, he didn't know what this football was and how to "play".

But it doesn't matter, one of Frankenstein's rules is to ask if you don't understand, be humble and studious, so he pulled a black buddy not far away and asked, "Brother, what should I do now?" How should football be played? Are there any precautions? Do you need to use any theorems? How should his logical equations be understood? Will you use a 3D model? Will it be ......"

This black dude was completely stunned, what is this called? What the hell is a theorem? Can you eat logic equations? Damn, I'm just a football dreamer who graduated from elementary school, and the hell knows you about this.

"Brother, your position is the goalkeeper, and your task is to stop the ball from entering the goal behind you with all the means you can...... Well, that's all I can do for you. ”

Do you use all the ways to stop it?

Very good, I like such difficult propositions, in front of great scientists, every proposition is a paper tiger.

On the sidelines, Valbright turned on the recording function on his phone, and he decided to record the video of this kid's fool and post it on his personal Twitter, boy, this is the price you pay for messing with a great scout.

After the start of the game, because Xu Xiaoxin's side had the big black and hard player to save zài, so he kept pressing the opposite side to play, Xu Xiaoxin had never touched football, but he could understand the situation on the field, and it seemed that his side had a great advantage.

This can't be done, I have to show Xiàn good, I can't touch the ball for five minutes like this, how can I show Xiàn good.

So he called a halt to the game, and then a goalkeeper swap came to the stunned and ecstatic gaze of the opposite goalkeeper.

Now it's my turn.

A minute later, the temporary referee blew the whistle.

Red card plus penalty.

Didn't the Japanese say that they should use all their means to stop the opposing side from scoring goals? Why did I hug that black dude and let me stop kicking?

No, change places!

This is just a casual performance on this small court, and no one cares whether they can continue to appear after the red card, so Xu Xiaoxin became a defender. He was given the proposition of blocking the attack of the opposing player.

Okay, it's not easy, I hugged people before, but now I can hold the ball?

So in the dark and hard surprised eyes of the person opposite, he jumped high and grabbed the flying ball with both hands.

This is definitely a disaster-level player! Everyone cast a kind and disdainful look at this Chinese.

"Isn't football done with hands?" Xu Xiaoxin touched his head, he was not angry, he suddenly found that playing football was also very fun.

When a Frankenstein takes pleasure in something, it's either a catastrophic ruin of the thing, or a miraculous rebirth.

Obviously, Xu Xiaoxin's appearance is definitely catastrophic, he is scurrying around like a headless fly. As a midfielder but running to the striker position and not coming back, as a striker and running to the defender to cause trouble, although it has always been a high spirit, it has also become the focus of attention on the pitch - an absolutely disastrous player.

The game was over, and the young people laughed at the Chinese.

Xu Xiaoxin didn't care about this, he was now interested in football, and he decided that it was time for a wave of three-dimensional sports stereoscience.

"Hey, old man, are you really a scout?"

"Of course, I'm the chief scout for the great Atletico Madrid...... Well, it's future, but that doesn't change the nature of my greatness. ”

"Really? Great, so can you teach me how to play? ”

"Of course...... No way, you're Chinese, you're a Chinese...... with no talent."

"Then you look down on us Chinese? No, no, no, I'm going to sue you for racism, I'm going to complain, I'm going to sue you......"

Valbright is dead, he is a scout for Atletico Madrid, but it is also because he is a relative of a senior member of the club, otherwise he would have been purged for more than ten years without contributing to the club. But even if that's the case, he's just a marginal person who eats and waits for death.

"This gentleman, I don't look down on Chinese, and I don't have a ...... of discrimination"

"I don't care if I don't care, you are discriminating against Chinese, you are racist." I'm going to sue you, I'm going to complain......"

The second rule of Frankenstein is to be humble about the unknown and stubborn about what is recognized.

Valbright is really dead-hearted, I'm just a scout.

"I can't play football, so I can't teach you ......"

"I don't care, I don't care, I'm going to sue you for racism!"

"Can you let me finish my sentence?"

"I don't care, I don't care, I can't ...... Oh, of course, dear Mr. Valbright, you promised me, didn't you? You're such a nice guy, Mr. Valbright, you have such a good eye, even a genius like me can see that you must be the greatest scout in the world, right? ”

Thousands of wears, no sycophants, Valbright enjoyed the greatest scout, hey, no, when did I say yes? Forget it, great Valbright. Mr. Hill, forgive you, a Chinese with a pleading.

However, for the despicable Chinese in front of him, Valbright felt that he still had to gain something.

"I can take you to Madrid to train for a while, but whether you succeed or not depends on your own hard work and talent, and if you really have the ability to be a player, I want to be your agent." Looking at the group of black buddies slowly surrounding him, Valbright suddenly felt that his scalp was numb, and the issue of racial discrimination has always been the biggest taboo for those black buddies. I can't be beaten, I have to get rid of it right away. So, he agreed to this unreliable idea of the Chinese so vaguely.

"Ok, no problem." Xu Xiaoxin replied very simply, at the end, he remembered what the agent was, he really didn't know, he opened his mouth to ask, and felt that people had promised to help him become a great three-dimensional kinestheriologist, and he must pay the price, others said that my EQ was not high, but I had a high IQ. To be a man, you have to know Entu, and now that people are good to me, I have to be good to others.