Xu Xiaoxin was very sad and depressed.

Didn't I just fall off the list because I was sick in the college entrance examination, but I came out to travel and meet such a strange old man.

"Good ball, good pass."

"Oh, what a chance, why don't you pass the ball, you idiot."

"Ouch, what's going on with this little bastard? This shot could have knocked down a plane in the sky. ”

……

Xu Xiaoxin couldn't stand the ghost guy around him anymore.

He came to England alone for a tour, passing by a small stadium in London, and saw someone playing football, so he sat down and watched when he was bored, but suddenly there was a ghost around him, shouting. The most hateful thing is that this ghost guy is clutching his arm while screaming! What is it called? Could it be that this ghost guy treats me as a friend?

Xu Xiaoxin was nervous for a while, looked around, and no one noticed!

He knocked off the hand that was grabbing him, and then shouted to this forty or fifty-year-old ghost guy: "Sir, please note that you are in front of a winner of the first prize of the International Mathematics Olympiad, not a, please respect yourself!" ”

“……”

Valbright is a professional scout, and it's his job to find potential new talent for the team, although so far he hasn't found any potential for his team. As a Spaniard, he felt that his luck in Spain was really bad, so he came to England to try his luck.

I finally saw a potential player - the big black and hard striker on the field, so I couldn't help but get excited, but at this moment, I heard an outrageous voice.

"It's not a, please respect yourself!"

When he heard the New York choking sound, Valbright felt like his lungs were going to explode.

"Boy, do you know who you're talking to? The greatest scout in the world, the great Mr. Valbright, damn it, do you know how much of an impact you have on me when you say that? I'm going to sue you for slander! ”

Xu Xiaoxin was stunned, but as a would-be Frankenstein who won the first prize in the International Mathematics Olympiad in New York, he already has the temper of Frankenstein.

"Do you think it's an NBA game? Sorry, I've only heard of Kobe, but it's clear that you're not a Kobe excavator. Xu Xiaoxin shrugged his shoulders, stretched out his hands, and replied in the indifferent way that these ghosts liked most.

Valbright was dumbfounded, what was this kid talking about? He thought it was a basketball game?

"Boy, oh Shet, Fack, it's a football game, not basketball. Don't you even know about football and basketball? Forgive me, O God, a faithful sinner! ”

This time it was Xu Xiaoxin's turn to be dumbfounded, Mom, how do you know that I always thought this was a basketball game? But a would-be Frankenstein's heart won't allow him to bow down to the evil ghost.

"Hey, old man, of course I know it's a football game. I'm kidding you, otherwise don't you think it's boring? Looking at it in 3D, you don't think they're the ones who play...... That's right, damn, Lao Tzu is really a genius, so can I build a three-dimensional kinematics in the future? The more Xu Xiaoxin spoke, the more excited he became, he had already imagined that in the future, he would become a world-famous Frankenstein, and then with a huge halo, he went to buy two cups of soy milk, drink one and throw one away.

Valbright already felt that his brain was a little insufficient, who was he talking to? He hadn't been so chaotic in his life as he had now, and then, he felt a surge of anger rise up that he couldn't suppress any longer.

"Are you Japanese or Korean?"

"You're Japanese, and your whole family is Japanese."

"So you're Korean?"

"Of course not, I'm Chinese!"

"Oh Shet, do you understand football as a Chinese? How can the Chinese understand football. Valbright subconsciously said in his native Spanish, in his limited understanding of China, that is, people are stupid and have a lot of money, football? Sorry, I didn't hear that Chinese can understand football.

Unfortunately, Xu Xiaoxin understands Spanish, and when he was in high school, his English teacher was a turtle who was said to have returned from Madele, Spain, and he didn't know where Madele's was, but he learned Spanish with such a teacher.

"Old man, don't bluff me, who said that Chinese don't understand football, sue sù you, little master, I am a genius, Kobe Bryant in the future football world." God is pitiful, this child has been trying to be a Frankenstein for the past 18 years from birth to now, and he really can't tell what basketball and football is, that is, he heard of Kobe Bryant when he went to the United States to participate in the International Olympiad. To say this now is entirely self-esteem.

"Genius? Boy, don't brag, if you want to say that you are Bruce Lee, I fully believe it, but football, you Chinese really can't. ”

Hey, what do you mean that the Chinese really can't do it?

"Old man, as a great mathematical prospective scientist, your remarks just now have severely discriminated against me, the country, and my academic community, and now I ask you to apologize immediately." Xu Xiaoxin stood up and pointed at Valbright's nose.

"Apologize? Boy, what right do you have for me to apologize? There's a kind of you going up up and fighting those guys, and if you can really show that you're good, I swear in the name of a great scout, I'll apologize to you, how about it, do you dare? ”

"Old man, don't bluff me, great mathematicians are not scared, there is nothing in this world that I dare not do."

"Good!" Valbright blew his beard in anger, and he decided to make the arrogant Chinese pay. So he took out a thousand euros from his pocket, waved his hand at the young people in the venue, and said loudly: "Is there any guy who wants to let this arrogant Chinese play, this thousand euros is his." ”

The pitch-side brawl had long caught the attention of the youngsters, and now there was a thousand euros to be earned, and suddenly a large number of people were willing.

Valbright rolled his eyes, and he decided to make this Chinese ugly and bigger, so he said: "Guys, this Chinese says that he is a genius, it is better to give up one position at a time, let him come one by one, and see how our genius performs?" ”

"Haha, Chinese, very good idea. I'll come first. ”

"Chinese also play football? Hell, old man, he can't be your son, right? ”

"Oh, Shet, Chinese, come, let you see your English brother's big stick, watch out for your chrysanthemums."

"Anti-Muang, North Nose, come on, my big stick is unbearable."

……

The young people in the audience let out a burst of laughter, and the unbearable words completely fell into Xu Xiaoxin's ears, he was so angry that his shoulders shrugged and his face turned pale. But a quasi-Frankenstein heart tells him that it's time to teach these people who look down on themselves some lessons.