Chapter 282: Poor Kumachi
Hearing Chen Xiao say this, several people immediately looked at each other.
If Chen Xiao insisted that Dugu was his master from the beginning, it would obviously be casual nonsense. Just imagine, what kind of character Dugu is to seek defeat, recognized as the first in the world, and he can't get it if he wants to lose.
If Chen Xiao was really Dugu's apprentice, then when he first appeared in the sight of people in the rivers and lakes, it was impossible for him to pretend to be Huang Yaoshi, let alone be almost chopped to death by Tian Boguang.
But if in other words, Dongfang Yu is Dugu's daughter who seeks defeat...... "No," Baiyi Daoist shook his head and said: "Dongfang is undefeated and his surname is Dongfang, but Dugu is defeated but his surname is Dugu, and the two of them are absolutely impossible to be women." And Dugu has always traveled alone, and he has never heard of him having a wife and children. You're lying. β
"How do you know!" Chen Xiao stared at the boss with a pair of eyes: "It's worthy of damaging the old-timers, can you pinch it?" β
"The old man is a hundred damage to the Taoist, what is the damage to the old-timers!" Bai Yan Dao snorted angrily: "Don't change the topic, stinky boy, otherwise you will suffer, don't blame me!" β
"Okay, okay," Chen Xiao raised his hands in surrender and said, "I admit defeat, I confess." So where do we start......"
"Just from ...... Let's start with how you know that Dongfang is undefeated. The Hundred Losses Daoist said.
"Well...... The day I met Sister Yu, that's something to say! Chen Xiao stood up with a "whew", made a standard "forward" movement, and waved horizontally with his right hand: "At that time, it was really a spring thunderstorm, the heavenly maiden scattered flowers, the red flag was displayed, and the crowd was crowded!" As soon as Sister Nayu came down from the steps, it was like a fairy descending to earth, and the room was full of fragrant fairy music, and many people fainted directly on the spot. I was shocked in my heart, and my eyes were about to turn into hearts......"
This kind of nonsense was originally Chen Xiao's forte, at this time, he intended to tease and tease this group of evil masters, anyway, he bragged and didn't pay taxes, and he didn't charge money for talking more, so naturally he could blow as much as he could.
The Hundred Losses Daoist and the others endured the nameless karmic fire that was rising, and the Hundred Losses Daoist gritted his teeth and asked, "Then what?" β
"And then?" Chen Xiao looked at the ceiling, and his voice was extremely ethereal: "It was at the beginning of this year, and the first rain came a little later than the beginning of last year - it was foggy and rainy outside, and it was warm as spring ...... inside."
"I met Sister Yu at the time, and I thought how good she looked, and the days that followed were when she flew in the sky, and I chased after her on the ground - it is said that fairies can also be vulgar......"
The Hundred Losses Daoist really couldn't stand it, and shouted with his head and face: "Enough! Getting to the point! β
"Oh......" Chen Xiao let out a long sigh, suddenly touched his stomach, and muttered, "I'm hungry......"
"Boom!" A slap smashed the coffee table in front of him, and the Hundred Damage Daoist said viciously: "Get this kid something to eat!" β
β¦β¦ After two pillars of incense.
Looking at Chen Xiao who was gobbling up in front of him, the Daoist asked in a deep voice, "Have you eaten well?" β
After eating the last bit of food in the bowl, and even licking the entire rice bowl cleanly, Chen Xiao burped with satisfaction and said, "I've eaten well, and I've lost the seniors, well, now if you have anything to say, just ask." After speaking, he didn't forget to lick his lips: "This meal is really good......
The Hundred Losses Daoist sat weakly on the chair and nodded at Ding Chunqiu on the side.
At this time, Chen Xiao was surrounded by this group of top masters in the rivers and lakes, and it is no exaggeration to say that even if a worm wants to climb in, it is almost impossible.
Chen Xiao naturally knew this, and he didn't plan to run away at all, so he immediately swallowed his saliva and said, "What the seniors want to ask, the kid promises to know everything and say everything." β
Ding Chunqiu looked at the Hundred Losses Daoist, and saw that the Hundred Losses Daoist had no intention of speaking, so he asked at the moment: "Boy, explain everything about how you learned martial arts, and say it exactly as it is." I can guarantee your safety, and if you say that, we may be able to release you. Directly asked Chen Xiao Since he didn't say it, Ding Chunqiu was smart and changed to a roundabout policy.
Anyway, Chen Xiao has never known martial arts to martial arts, but it has only been so long, after careful inquiry, how can he be martial arts, and what is the relationship between him and Dugu's defeat, he will more or less always guess some. There is a saying that if you say too much, you will lose, and if you say too much, it is difficult to guarantee that there will be no flaws.
"Really?" Hearing him say that he might let himself go, Chen Xiao swallowed his saliva and began to speak carefully.
"About three months ago, well, maybe four months, Sister Yu and I were happily participating in Liu Zhengfeng's golden basin handwashing celebration - ah, a few seniors don't look at me with such eyes, sometimes participating in other people's wedding banquets is also a way to experience life, I like to go to this kind of occasion the most-okay, okay, it's a bit far-fetched."
"But I'm drinking and chatting happily, talking to Sister Yu about my ideals and life, and by the way, I'm just an ordinary person who doesn't know martial arts, and it's naturally normal to eat and drink Lasa - don't look at me like this, I'll be shy - hungry, I'm sorry, and it's a little far away......"
The blue tendons on the foreheads of the Baiyi Daoist and a group of other people listened to it, and the fists creaked and creaked, but Chen Xiao didn't bird them at all, and continued: "Then I saw a despicable, shameless, insidious, and obscene evil monk with sores on the top of his head and pus under his feet, coming to arrest people......" He said this, and suddenly looked at Gu Mozhi who was sitting on the side: "Yes! That monk was your expression at that time! Oh, I forgot, you were the monk at that time! β
Hatomo sat there, not knowing whether to cry or laugh.
As one of the six pinnacles in the world, although he is a little weaker than the Hundred Damage Daoists who have recently reappeared in the rivers and lakes, it is really the first time that he has been scolded to his face as a "despicable, shameless, insidious, and obscene evil monk with sores on the top of his head and pus on the soles of his feet". The most important thing is how Chen Xiao learned his famous stunt Flame Knife, and he couldn't hold back at the moment, but the green tendons on his arms burst out...... "Oh, that despicable, shameless, insidious, obscene evil monk with sores on the top of his head and pus under his feet can really be high, he first and Duan Yu, well, that is my sixth brother." He fought with Duan Yu first, and then fought with my fourth brother Linghu, which I was dazzled by. But you said that they fought well, and I was an outsider, a pure onlooker, and I provoked him, and the evil monk suddenly pounced on me, and then I seemed to be at a loss for what to do, and I couldn't wait for the opportunity to goβin short, I was caught in such a daze, and completely lost all consciousness. including sight, hearing, taste, sensation, and more...... Well, go ahead. β
The Baiyi Daoist and the others couldn't bear it anymore when they heard it, and shouted loudly: "To the point, stinky boy." β