Chapter 283: Molesting Everyone

Seeing the explosion of this group's popularity, Chen Xiao was secretly refreshed, but on the surface, he was trembling, and then said: "Okay, okay, let's get to the point—when I wake up later, it's really inexplicable—I appeared in a magical place!" There are horses and wheels spinning! Could it be that the wheel of fate is turning? That's exactly what I thought at the time - well, this nasty wheel is really annoying, and I soon realized that it wasn't the damn damn nasty wheel that wanted people to tear it off, but that I had been kidnapped, yes, kidnapped. ”

Saying that, Chen Xiaomeng pointed at Gu Mozhi who was sitting on the side: "It's me who he kidnapped!" Oh, by the way, he didn't take me in the car at the time, as if he was speeding me around with his light skills......"

Gu Mozhi was already angry and his head was full of green tendons, and suddenly he roared angrily: "I didn't take you to the car, what wheels did you say!" Let's get to the point! ”

His roar shook the whole room, and Chen Xiao shivered again: "That evil monk took me on a horse and a car, all the way south...... It seems to be to the east, well, to the east. Although I was kidnapped, my first thought at that time was that this monk's martial arts are quite high, and I want to be able to learn it secretly...... Ah no, I must learn some martial arts, so that I can drink and eat meat in a big gulp - ah, seniors, do you have wine here? I suddenly wanted to drink a little ......"

The Hundred Losses Daoist almost put his head on Chen Xiao's head: "If you are so entangled with me and pretend to be stupid, I will directly throw you into the wine pool and drown, hurry up and continue to talk to me!" ”

Chen Xiao pretended to tremble and continued, "Okay, okay. It didn't take long for me to realize that I was in a bad situation. Seniors, guess what I saw? Ah, don't ignore me, cooperate a little - well, I said, I've discovered a secret! A belonging, the secret of the Flame Knife! ”

He said so much upside down before he finally revealed his words, and Gu Mozhi said urgently: "How did you find out, tell me quickly!" ”

Chen Xiao grabbed his hair and muttered, "But how did I discover that secret...... Ah, there you evil monk wanted to catch me in front of Murong Bo's tomb and burn it, right? Burn it, burn the living! What a horrible thing that is! Am I going to die? Am I going to die? ”

Chen Xiao shouted at the top of his voice: "I don't want to die, yes, I don't want to die!" ”

Gu Mozhi wanted to die headlonging, but when the words came to the critical point, they didn't dare to interrupt, and several people held back their anger and waited for Chen Xiao to follow.

"It really scared the hell out of me. I, an ordinary person who doesn't know martial arts, how can I get involved with that evil monk? Why is that? Later, I found out - it turned out that the evil monk thought I was weak in martial arts and wanted to teach me. ”

"He was in front of me, the flame knife was used, that was called a skill, that was called a mighty, and when I wanted to eat a rabbit, he actually caught me with lightning speed, and the bell jingled...... Well, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, don't look at me like that, I can't remember how many there are, anyway, it's just several, I have long eyes, naturally it's impossible not to look carefully, right? Seniors, guess how I learned this flame knife? ”

Kumachi roared, "How do I know! ”

He has always been smiling and confident in front of outsiders, and he always maintains his image even if he does anything to rob his family. Today, Chen Xiao told me this, and suddenly had the urge to hit the wall.

Chen Xiao was happy in his heart, small sample, we have seen the Journey to the West, Tang Seng there has always been our idol...... Thinking of this, Chen Xiao really wanted to sing the classic "onlyyou", but fortunately he endured it in the end - otherwise he would have to be chopped into pieces by the angry group.

Chen Xiao made a thrilling appearance, if there was a movie in this world, he would definitely be able to take back the gold cup of an actor: "At that time, Master Gu Mozhi was sitting on the ground and practicing, oops, that scene, shocking, good-looking, I don't know martial arts anyway, I just lay on the side and secretly looked at it......"

The Hundred Damage Daoist covered his head: "God, how could this kid be verbose to such an extent today......"

Gu Mozhi said: "Can you learn it just by looking at it twice?" ”

Yu Canghai pinched his orchid finger, took a sip of water, and said, "How can there be such a magical thing in the world......" After speaking, he also made a flying eye at Chen Xiao, and Chen Xiao vomited when he saw it.

At this time, Chen Xiao did not have the slightest self-consciousness, and continued to ramble: "That evil monk is practicing over there, I will watch it here, and I will ...... when I look at it."

Kumachi roared, "Just learned? ”

Chen Xiao's face was full of shock: "How do you know?" You actually guessed it? Evil monk, you are too smart! ”

Haruma was about to collapse: "Everyone can guess it, right?" Hurry up and say it! ”

"But I didn't learn it." Chen Xiao's face instantly changed to a frightened expression, and then said: "Alas, I am really clumsy for your IQ!" You don't want to think about it, just watch how you can really learn the exercises......

"Bang!" Kumachi slammed his head against the wall, his eyes bloodshot: "Then how did you learn my flame knife?" ”

"Listen to me!" Chen Xiao continued: "Later, I went to Yanziwu......

Daoist and Ding Chunqiu glanced at each other, and finally got to the point.

In Mrs. Wang's Mantuo Villa, Ding Chunqiu really met Chen Xiao.

At this time, Chen Xiao let out a sigh of relief and muttered, "I'm thirsty, do you have any wine?" Drink anything else, and you know how much you say, you'll get thirsty......"

Hundred Loss Daoist: "......"

Harumachi: "......"

Yu Canghai: "......"

"Go get me a big jar of wine!" The roars of the Hundred Loss Daoist and others were heard throughout the courtyard.

"Hiccup—alright, seniors, where did you just go?"

Chen Xiao burped in satisfaction, thought about it carefully, and finally remembered, and continued: "Oh yes, what is that Mantuo Villa called. Oh, what a name - you all know, I was a Langzhong before I entered the rivers and lakes, and that can be regarded as worthy of the name......"

"But I'm stupid, really. I knew there wouldn't be a free drink in the sky that would fall and hit my head, and even if it did, it wouldn't be able to catch it with the hardness of my head - uh, sorry, I missed again, and when I was excited, I was prone to go astray. Okay then, let's go back to the topic we just got to the point. ”

"I met Mrs. Wang there, well, it's his daughter," Chen Xiao pointed at Ding Chunqiu, and suddenly said: "Anyway, this Ding Chun's predecessors are so old and can still have such a young and beautiful daughter, which makes me very envious, how did you do it?" You are full of poison, how can you give birth to a child? Have you taken any medications? ”