Chapter 7 Lazy Cat Brand Rat Poison
Deep in the cave, it is black and thick in winter, overgrown with weeds.
Liu Hong raised the torch, and two long figures were reflected on the dark and secluded stone walls on both sides.
Overgrown with weeds and without roads, it was as if no one had ever come.
The two of them walked forward in the grass one foot deep and one foot shallow, the fire was bright, and the red rocks and green vines were clear.
A broken rock stood in front of them, and they came to the end of the cave.
A wooden door is hidden on one side, and you can't really see it if you don't look carefully.
There are three dragons flying and phoenixes dancing on the wooden door, and there are three big characters, Wooden Man Lane.
The door was not wide, just enough for Liu Hong and Yin Yubing to enter side by side.
Outside the door, the bluestone road, the red brick and blue tile temple, as if back in the Shaolin Temple.
But Liu Hong couldn't see that this was the Shaolin Temple.
I didn't see the warrior monks patrolling, and Yin Yubing strode with his hands behind his back and shouted:
"This is that, it's so like Shaolin Temple."
"I don't know."
Liu Hong thought to himself that this was not Shaolin Temple, it was a copy, and there was no figure, what was the fight?
The two of them walked along the bluestone road, and suddenly something rushed out of the grass on the side of the road.
Frightened, Yin Yubing screamed and threw herself into Liu Hong's arms, Liu Hong took two steps back, looked at the things in front of him, and patted Yin Yubing's head with a smile:
"A little cart scares you."
Yin Yubing turned his head slowly in disbelief and saw a wooden car parked in the middle of the road.
The cart was a man tall, and four wooden grunts spun around on the ground, and spoke:
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I introduce myself, my name is Jue. This is the boss of Woodman Alley. Now that the new policy is open and invigorated, the boss has to find a way out by himself. So we are friends and no longer enemies. I'm going to introduce you to the two of you on the road to making a fortune, are you interested? ”
Rich. Liu Hongjin is playing to make money, and now he has a big family. Two children and two adults, although Li Zhu pays 200 yuan for food every month, it is so enough.
The child wants to eat snacks, how can he not just buy it for Tiantian alone, let Long Long watch it.
Yin Yubing stepped forward, circled around Jue twice and kicked it twice, and asked:
"Say, can I get out of my clothes if I dismantle you?"
Jue screamed twice:
"I haven't been a boss for years. I forgot where to get clothes, but are you afraid that you won't be able to buy clothes if you have money? ”
Turning to Liu Hongdao:
"This one has fortune at a glance, congratulations to the two of them for winning the jackpot. Two tickets for Master Zujian's lectures, which used to be hard to find, are now given to the two of them, as long as the two of them say that they were introduced by me. ”
Yin Yubing took a look, it was two movie tickets, and the title was Stalingrad. Hear only shouting:
"Look at the back."
Liu Hong turned it over and took a look, Master Zu Jian, who wrote in pencil on it, taught you how to make money lying down, there are not many words and there are a few mistakes.
I thought, what is this going on?
Yin Yubing holds a movie ticket in his hand. looked at Liu Hong a little overwhelmed.
At most, he stepped forward and talked to the boss about two nonsense, nothing more than how righteous he was and how evil the other party was. the guy when it's over.
What's going on today, who is Zu Jian?
He also taught people to make a fortune. Pudu sentient beings to the bank?
Liu Hong smiled and pulled Yin Yubing to his side:
"Just check it out."
Liu Hong didn't know what was going on here. It may be the plot, follow it and you'll know what it is.
Liu Hong turned to Jue and shouted:
"Okay, please lead the way, who doesn't want to get rich."
Jue happily walked ahead, and came to a small thatched hut.
The little thatched hut struggled to stand in the cold wind, and made a beautiful sound before it collapsed.
The three of them risked their lives to enter the hut, which was very bright and full of people.
A middle-aged monk shouted a slogan in front of the blackboard to lead the people below:
"We will definitely be rich, we must work hard, be the best version of ourselves and let others say it!"
The mood of the people was high, and the shouts were so earth-shattering that they almost collapsed the hut.
Jue stepped forward and whispered to the monk:
"Bring two more friends."
The monk turned his head to look at Liu Hong and Yin Yubing, and when he saw Yin Yubing, his eyes lit up and he nodded.
Jue ran back and whispered:
"This is Master Zu Jian, you two find a place to sit and listen."
Liu Hong and Yin Yubing found two seats at the end of the crowd, and also found that these people were not sitting, but some moving wooden stakes.
These stakes have no legs but can jump and walk, have no speech, and shake their heads in their chairs and are dishonest.
Yin Yubing was a little scared and hid behind Liu Hong and muttered:
"What are these? It's scary. ”
Liu Hong thought to himself how these things looked like the fence that had been dismantled by someone's house, and hugged Yin Yubing and said:
"Probably a fan of Zu Jian."
"He's really powerful, the stubborn stone nods, the wood becomes a fan, there is no one before or since."
The two looked forward, and at this time, Zu Jian waved his hand, and everyone quieted down, only to hear Zu Jian shouting:
"There are two new children's shoes today, everyone is welcome."
The warm applause rang out, making Liu Hong and Yin Yubing's faces red.
The two stood up with red faces and saluted the many woods, and after the two of them sat down, Zu Jian pushed the glasses on his nose, looked at the two of them from the frame of the glasses and said:
"Two friends who just came, let me introduce the purpose of our lecture is to make each member rich, how to make a fortune? To use our products, our products are a new research and development project of the State Science and Technology Commission in 2013, with anti-cancer, anti-aging, weight loss and beauty effects. After eating our products to rejuvenate and change children, there are many people who have become immortals.
The Xuanren of Shaolin Temple and the extinction of Emei have greatly increased their skills after eating our products, and they don't know how tired they are tired after four days and four nights of war. ”
Yin Yubing exclaimed:
"What kind of elixir is so powerful?"
Zu Jian pushed the glasses that fell under his nose, held up a small red bag, and drew a sleeping cat on it.
"Lazy Cat brand rat poison." Yin Yubing couldn't help but hide his laughter, Liu Hong was also shocked, thinking to himself, big brother, you are engaged in pyramid schemes, we can bear it, you also have to engage in some high-tech ones, this rat poison is everywhere on the street, making people eat rat poison for health care and beauty, guess if people can kill you.
So, Liu Hong stood up with a smile: "This technical content is a bit high, and the two of us are not very suitable." ”
Pulling up Yin Yubing and about to go out, Master Zu Jian looked at Liu Hong and pushed his glasses:
"It's normal for this friend to be suspicious, and I was just like you when I first started with this project."
As he spoke, he picked up a piece of newspaper, pointed to it, and said:
"There's a report here, and that's the best proof of that."
Liu Hong took a closer look, and the headline in black letters on the book:
A daughter poisoned the whole family because of family conflicts, and did not want to cure her family's cancer and Alzheimer's disease. Liu Hong smiled and said:
"I'm sorry, let's go up and down outside."
I thought, you big liar.
As soon as she pulled the sound of rain and ice, she was still reluctant to go.
Yin Yubing leaned on his ear and whispered:
"It's so funny, he's hilarious. You go outside and wait for me, and I'll listen to you. (To be continued......)