Chapter 6 But I Like It
Liu Hong didn't stop, now he doesn't have to beat a little blood, and when the cooldown time of the goblin's dancing Qiankun is up, the wind blows again, and he runs away with his life, so he has the power to fight back.
So, in the exclamation of the angry Xiaoyu, Liu Hong slid his body close to the ground behind the goblin, and kicked three times on the fat and sexy ass.
The goblin was kicked away, and Liu Hong jumped up and flew to catch up with the goblin.
Turning 180 degrees in the air, lying on the goblin and pressing her to the ground, stirring up the dust in the sky and the screams of angry Xiaoyu.
Liu Hong was lying on the goblin on his thumb, soft, warm, very comfortable, and very enjoyable.
Humming the old wolf's little song of inviting chicken, Liu Hong took out the wine jug, took a sip, squinted his eyes and recalled the whole body from the mouth to the stomach, and the numb, spicy and hot air flowed happily.
The soft thing beneath him protests:
"Stinky boy! How long do you want to lie down? ”
Liu Hong immediately pulled the two thighs of the goblin and flew up, flipped 180 degrees in the air with his back on his back, and threw it out.
The elf on his thumb flew far away, hitting the south wall before stopping, sliding down the wall and falling to the ground.
Liu Hong landed steadily, Xiangzi finished the, and Yin Yubing raised the score card: 10 points!
Seeing this, the angry Xiao Yu looked painful, staggered a step, stood unsteadily, and fell into the hot water.
With two hands on the edge of the basin, only two big eyes were exposed, and he shouted weakly:
"Stop! Stop! Don't hit the fairy sister. ”
Yin Yubing leaned against the basin, glanced at the angry Xiao Yu with disdain, jumped to his feet and scolded:
"Who cried and wiped tears and shouted for help just now, and now he is not allowed to fight. Forget it? She wants to eat you, and you return your sister. Sister's scream is so sweet, your head is caught in the door. Or let the wings of the plane be scraped. ”
Angry Xiaoyu said half-deadly:
"It's all my fault, I'm in a hurry. I didn't expect this result, the goblin wanted to eat me, just an intention.
You can't kill a person with good intentions, the goblins are good girls, but here you are used to being alone, a little short-tempered, and hesitant.
It was on the question of whether to stew or braise me, and we discussed three days and three nights. The moment she threw me into the basin, I fell in love with her.
I just want to see her every day, even if she eats me.
Anyway, it's not really dead.,After the resurrection, I immediately jumped down from above to see her.,What kind of monster escalation.,It's all about me.,I just want to watch her every day.。 ”
Yin Yubing was a little moved, her eyes were a little red, and she muttered:
"She's the boss, and she's not played by a human. She will be refreshed when she is killed, just like drinking Meng Po soup. If you treat her well, she will forget it all. ”
"I've thought about this question too, and I've prepared a video recording software. We're going to record our bits and pieces. If it does, I'll show her a video and make her fall in love with me again. ”
Liu Hong also heard it. Picked a thumbs up at the angry Xiaoyu:
"Dude, you're so loving."
Thought. This is a fetish, I love flowers, birds, and computers. This dude is in love with a dummy. Data flow, keeping pace with the times.
At this time, the goblin on his thumb had already stood up, straightened his flattened nose, and looked at Liu Hong viciously with tears in his eyes.
Liu Hong ran with his legs, and the goblin's hands were already stretched out and began to rotate.
The dancing universe is launched, the tornado blows, the sky is dark, the sun and the moon are not bright, and the attack range is 20 meters.
Liu Hong and Yin Yubing fled in all directions.
The goblin in her thumb was chasing in a helicopter, and if there were rocket launchers, she would have opened fire.
The game of cat and mouse was staged again, and Liu Hong and Yin Yubing circled around Xiao Yu's big basin.
Under the blockage of the large basin, the wind is weakened.
But the angry Xiaoyu was still blown up to the sky by the tornado, and jumped in the sky for a while, and as soon as the wind weakened, he fell back into the big basin and splashed a monstrous wave.
After five minutes, the dancing pilot fell to the ground tired.
Liu Hong and Yin Yubing picked up the table, chair and bench, rushed up and kicked and hit.
The goblin was stunned and jumped up to fight the two.
Liu Hong uses drunken fists, Yin Yubing uses darts, and sometimes sneaks up on goblins behind stealth.
Not to be outdone, the goblin scratched and scratched, and pulled his hair.
The three of them used their hands and feet together, and their teeth came up.
The goblin on his thumb bit Liu Hong's ear, and Yin Yubing bit the goblin's neck on his thumb, and the three of them rolled together.
The three of them fight and the fish in the pond are overturned, and the hot water that flows out extinguishes the fire.
Angry Xiao Yu was detained under the big basin and couldn't get out, knocking on the basin and howling rhythmically.
The three of them fought together for half an hour, and the goblin on his thumb shouted and danced.
Liu Hong and Yin Yubing one faced the east, and the other ran westward, and the one ran fast.
The pilot in the helicopter scratches his head and chases that guy?
Both of these are so bad, squandering this ultimate move in hesitation and hesitation.
When she fell back to the ground, Liu Hong and Yin Yubing walked over with a shameless smile, fists and kicks added, and occasionally bricks.
The goblin was angry and anxious, and waved his long nails in response.
This was repeated five times, and finally there was still a trace of blood left, and it was the goblin on the thumb who fell to the ground, and the goblin on the thumb was not good, and the physical strength was exhausted, and the ultimate move was gone, lying on the ground and waiting for the system to refresh.
I saw Yin Yubing carrying the Heaven and Earth Extinction Thorn and slowly walked to the goblin on her thumb, squatted down and held up the goblin's chin on her thumb with one finger, looked at the light blue glass light dress on her body and said:
"Sister Fairy, as long as you give me this outfit, I will spare your life."
If you don't come, you want to strip yourself naked, and if you wear a three-point style to be the boss here, you can be famous.
Immediately, the popularity soared, and how many perverts came from thousands of miles to watch, and it gave me goosebumps just thinking about it.
So he raised his head and shouted the slogan:
"You are delusional! If you kill one of me today, tomorrow thousands of goblins will stand up! Down with the ancestors! Down with the sound rain ice! Long live the goblin on your thumb! The goblin on the thumb is immortal! ”
Hearing the goblin's desperate shout, the angry Xiao Yu shouted in the loudest voice:
"Stop! Let go of that girl, let go of the fairy sister, don't you want clothes, I have it, as long as you can let go of the fairy sister, you can have whatever you want. ”
After hearing this, Liu Hong thought to himself that this guy was really angry, he didn't dare to say that he was so rich now, and nine times out of ten it was a delaying tactic.
It's a pity that this boss is released, but let's let Yin Yubing do it.
When Yin Yubing heard the angry Xiaoyu's shouting, her heart moved, she stood up, and looked at Liu Hong inquiringly:
"Let him out first, see what clothes he has, the clothes on our bodies have turned into strips of cloth now, how can we go out to meet people."
Liu Hong nodded, thinking, I'll see what tricks this kid in the pot plays, I don't believe you can turn the sky upside down.
The two of them turned the big basin over, and the angry Xiao Yu squatted in the basin, and there was no water in the basin.
He hurriedly put on his clothes, but he couldn't get out of the big basin, which was forbidden by the goblins.
Angry Xiao Yu shouted loudly:
"Sister Goblin, the ban has been lifted, I'll take these two guys away, and let's play stewed Xiaoyu again."
The elf on his thumb smiled slightly and waved his hand tiredly.
A white light flashed, and Xiao Yu jumped out of the big basin.
He immediately walked over to the elf, helped her to a small bed, waited for her to lie down, and covered the covers.
Softly:
"You see you're working so hard, what are you doing it for? If you are injured, no one will pay for your medical expenses, and if you die, you can't even recognize a martyr. ”
Yin Yubing stepped forward dissatisfied:
"I said, what about the clothes, you two will talk about it after we leave."
Angry Xiao Yu raised his arrogant head:
"I don't have clothes."
Yin Yubing was furious:
"You dare to fool me."
The goblin on his thumb took the angry Xiaoyu's hand and said:
"Why do you bother, take your life for nothing."
Angry Xiao Yu smiled slightly:
"With me, I won't let you get hurt."
As he spoke, he took out a book, showed it in front of Yin Yubing and Liu Hong, and said contemptuously:
"Can it buy the lives of both of us?"
When the two saw this book, they were stunned and nodded blankly:
"Yes!"
This book has golden characters, charlatan stunts, adulterers and adulteress swords.
Yin Yubing took the book, this book is learned by two people together, if the husband and wife have a bonus.
After learning the stunt of the rivers and lakes, Liu Hong scratched his head and looked at the angry Xiao Yu and the goblin on the thumb on the bed and muttered:
"I don't think we were the big bad guys just now."
Yin Yubing nodded his head and said:
"You've always been the big bad."
The two were just about to turn around and leave to teleport back, when the sect battle was over, and Shaolin lost.
Master Xuanren was dragged out of the sauerkraut vat and died a miserable death.
I only heard the angry Xiao Yu shouting:
"There's a copy in the depths of this cave, you two can go and have fun, maybe you can get the right clothes."
What copy is here?
The two of them walked deeper into the cave.
The goblin on his thumb took Xiao Yu's hand and asked:
"What kind of book did you just give them?"
Xiao Yu smiled happily and said:
"It's worthless, my most precious thing is in front of me, what do I do with those rags."
The two hugged each other tightly, and the goblin on his thumb muttered softly:
"This sweet, warm feeling is love, it's so strange, but I like it." (To be continued......)