Chapter 5 Xiao Yu loves goblins
The goblin on his thumb covered his hand, and a bag the size of an egg on the back of his head was furious, thinking: My mother has been practicing here for three hundred years, and she has not been beaten like this.
At this time, Yin Yubing had already woken up, his body was spinning in a parabola, the maximum acceleration, his back was to the goblin on his thumb, his right leg was raised, his upper body was sinking, his eyes were aimed upside down at the goblin on his thumb, and ten darts were thrown vigorously in a fan shape.
Eight darts hit the target, and there was a scream of angry Xiaoyu from the big basin, and a dart hit him in the chest.
Another dart was smashed on a mahjong table in the distance, and the table slid out three meters away, two hundred and fifty eighty thousand, and four or seven mahjong were scattered on the ground.
The dart knocked out 1,000 drops of blood from the goblin on her thumb, her angry little face turned red, and she shouted: "Two little rabbit cubs, I want you to die without a whole corpse!" ”
Yang Tian screamed:
"Dance!"
The two hands were parallel to each other, and began to rotate on the spot, from slow to fast, the two three-meter-long hands rotated rapidly like the rotors of a helicopter, and the wind brought up made Liu Hong and Yin Yubing's clothes crack.
The elf on his thumb took off like a helicopter and his feet were off the ground.
At this time, the wind that blew cut through Liu Hong and Yin Yubing's clothes like countless small daggers, and the pieces of clothes flew in the wind and hit Liu Hong's face again, which hurt very much!
The two continued to lose blood, 100 per second, Liu Hong hurriedly ran to Yin Yubing and picked her up, and ran near the entrance of the cave.
Yin Yubing lowered her head and pulled the rags, patted her thighs and cried:
"Oh, my clothes, my butterfly flowers"
Liu Hong coaxed:
"Don't cry. After a while, the sect war is over, and your husband will give you money. You go buy it again. ”
Yin Yubing pouted:
"Suzhou has money and nowhere to buy it."
At this time, the goblin on the thumb of the helicopter in the air followed, and his little face was flushed. The little tiger teeth gritted fiercely, almost crushed.
She thought to herself that she would have these two people torn to pieces today.
Liu Hong hurriedly hugged Yin Yubing and fled, comforting her while running:
"Suzhou doesn't have it, it doesn't prove that Luoyang doesn't have it, Luoyang doesn't have it, we will go to Jinling, what are you afraid of, our family is a restaurant."
Yin Yubing burst into laughter. I thought that my mother was right, and I must find someone who was rich, although it was in the game, but it also verified this universal truth.
Liu Hong ran around with Yin Yubing in his arms, dodging the goblin's big move on his thumb.
The angry Xiao Yu in the basin also dives into the water from time to time, afraid of being harmed by the pond fish.
None of the perverted and invincible ultimates can be released for a long time, and they all have sequelae.
It didn't take more than five minutes, and Tom was tired of the cat-and-mouse game.
The goblin on his thumb fell down and held on to the edge of the basin. Panting and pouting, sweating and sweating, the big eyes of the double eyelids stared at Liu Hong viciously, Yin Yubing and the two. The face is a little pale.
She suddenly felt something more on her head, and she was startled and turned her head to look. It turned out that the angry little fish was holding a white handkerchief to wipe her sweat.
I only heard the angry little fish gently say in her ear while wiping her sweat:
"Give that little money a month, and look at how hard you work. This year and month who does not release water point rebates. Earn some extra money, and see you're tired. My heart is about to break. Sister Fairy, you have to watch your body. The cough has been bad, and you don't need the home remedies I prescribed to you, watching you get weaker and weaker. I'm really uncomfortable, I could have teleported a long time ago. But if I never see you again, my life will be meaningless. Even if you dipped me in garlic sauce, I wouldn't blame you. Then we'll really be one. ”
The goblin on his thumb heard these words for the first time, and his heart moved, three hundred years of loneliness, and there was not even anyone to talk to.
When the monk had just fallen that day, she didn't want to eat him.
Although he is called a goblin and has never eaten anyone, he originally wanted him to play mahjong and chat with him.
Unexpectedly, this kid played stealing cards, and in a fit of anger, he threw him into the pot to cook.
Although it is the first time to listen to sweet words, it makes people spin a little around, and the sun and moon are gone.
But she remained vigilant. This kid is flamboyant and unreliable, and his mother said that the little white face is not kind.
When I first became a boss, GM shouted at a brainwashing meeting for everyone, to be a boss, you must cherish your work, be conscientious and responsible, don't release water, can't be fooled by players, players don't have a good thing, nothing to smile and smile, not a traitor or a thief.
Thinking of this, he raised his hand and pushed it, bouncing the angry Xiaoyu back to the center of the big basin. shouted:
"You better take a good bath!"
The hands lengthened again, and this time the finger caps with red nail polish also lengthened, and they crossed the necks of Liu Hong and Yin Yubing, respectively.
Liu Hong and Yin Yubing both wondered why this angry Xiao Yu had a soft spot for this boss and fell in love with this kind of Kuang Shiqi.
Yin Yubing accepted it faster than Liu Hong, and Liu Hong muttered quietly when he heard Yin Yubing: "Love is sinless." ”
At this time, the three-meter-long claws of the goblin on his thumb were forked, and Yin Yubing was obviously absent-minded and lowered his head thinking about something.
Liu Hong is in a hurry, but the boss is not dead and sheds his skin when he is forked this time.
Fortunately, the two were very close, and they had been holding each other just now, and now Liu Hong was standing next to Yin Yubing.
So Liu Hong waved his palms left and right, snapping three times, one palm knocked off the attack on himself, one palm knocked off the claws that attacked Yin Yubing, and the last palm hit the face of the goblin on his thumb.
Attracted hatred, Liu Hong slid away from Yin Yubing to prevent his beloved from being hurt, switched routines, waited for the cooldown time of the routine, took out the wine jug and took a big sip.
The dragon slap only learns one move, the drunken fist is a full set, and the drunken fist state increases by 15% dodge, and the combo damage is considerable.
The goblin on her thumb would have been able to grind her to death if she hadn't danced infinitely.
Xiao Yu, who was angry in the basin, shouted angrily:
"Who is that, it's a girl, how can you be so ruthless, and slap someone, it's not gentle at all, it's too rude."
The goblin on his thumb, his little face was red, and his little tiger teeth were grinding and grinding, getting brighter and sharper.
She turned around and pounced on Liu Hong, slapped her in the mouth, she and Liu Hong didn't share the sky, she wanted to eat his flesh and drink his blood.
Seeing her turn around, Yin Yubing darts hit her back, and ten darts knocked out more than 2,000 blood.
The goblin on his thumb ignored it, but pounced on Liu Hong.
Facing the goblin on his thumb that came over with his teeth and claws, Liu Hong threw the wine jug at the goblin on his thumb, and smashed it into her face, almost knocking her to the ground.
It is the old man who tosses the cup, and now it is the old man who throws the pot.
Falling to the ground on his back, he kicked the elf's outstretched little hand on his thumb at the same time, the goblin screamed in pain, and at the same time, the angry Xiao Yu in the basin also screamed, as if the kick just now hit his heel. I only heard the angry Xiaoyu jump to his feet and scold:
"You TMD is really inhumane, such a beautiful girl, how can you kick, fairy sister come over and let me see, there is no hair on your hands." (To be continued......)