Chapter 118: Breaking into the Palace by Mistake
"I don't want to be a eunuch, I don't want to be a eunuch! Mamma Mia! Who's going to save me! "Xu Kai kicked and hit Nanda, but it had no effect at all, I wanted to use the flying dragon to counterattack, the other party didn't attack him at all, how can I play it?
"Hahahaha! Boy, you just accept your fate. Actually, what's so bad about being a eunuch? Not being close to women can allow you to live a few more years, and you can also practice good kung fu! "Nanda has been sent to the palace since he was a child, where will he know about men and women? But he saw more people, and he saw the difference, although he is now more than half a hundred years old, he is still strong, and his spirit is a hundred times better than that of normal people of the same age.
"I'm going to be close to women! I'm going to ask for a wife! Dead eunuchs! Don't drag me into the water if you waste it! β
"Scrapped?" Nan Dayou thought of his baby, and suddenly became angry and slapped Xu Kai with a palm.
"Hey......" Xu Kai had already prepared the flying dragon recoil, and the moment he was hit, he shook Nan Dayou away and took the opportunity to slip into the palace.
"What kind of martial arts is this? I can actually be injured by my own palm power...... "Nan Dayou's palm just now was very heavy, and after doubling it back, he was seriously injured and almost didn't die......
"Oops! Where did the wild boy come from? Dare to break into the palace? "It's a 16-year-old girl who speaks, looking at her dressed like a palace maid, but not like it, because she is a little more domineering, shouldn't palace maids be timid? How could this be? Look at her name carefully, Aixinjue Luo Hailan, it turns out to be Gege!
Xu Kai didn't care so much, and continued to run into the corner lifelessly, but he became more and more dizzy, and finally returned to the same place, and I don't know who designed this palace, like a labyrinth.
"Haha! You're out of the way, aren't you? These messy roads are designed to deal with people like you! Aixinjue Luo Hailan suddenly appeared in front of Xu Kai and made a grimace to scare him.
"Oh......" Who knew that Xu Kai's grimace was even more terrifying, he was pretending to be a zombie, stretched out his hands and jumped towards Aixinjue Luo Hailan.
"Look at the charm!" Aixinjue Luo Hailan actually took out a Heavenly Master Talisman and pasted it on Xu Kai's face, and began to recite strange spells, I don't know which charlatan taught it, and it still looks like it, which makes Xu Kai dumbfounded.
"Huh? Why are you still standing? You deserve to be wiped out! Aixinjue Luo Hailan pointed at the Heavenly Master Talisman with his hand, wanting to push Xu Kai away, but he was still motionless.
"Huh......" Xu Kai blew the Heavenly Master talisman on his forehead, but it covered it again to cover his vision, and said in sweat: "What kind of glue is this?" It's so steady......"
"It's not saliva, it's chewing gum!" Aixinjue Luo Hailan smiled evilly. Anyway, a Qing Dynasty Gege is actually eating chewing gum, what does this have to do with it? It's so weird!
"Your talisman is useless to me, suffer death! Oh! Xu Kai continued to jump forward, trying to scare her away.
Who knew that this Aixinjue Luo Hailan was addicted to playing, stopped after walking a few steps, and said with a smile: "Come and chase me, come and chase me!" β
"She's not afraid of ......" Xu Kai was about to continue jumping, but someone stepped on the heel from behind and fell into a......
"Hahahaha! Good fall, good fall, croak and croak! The one who spoke was a man dressed as a guard, it seemed to be a guard in Ouchi, no wonder God appeared behind Xu Kai unconsciously, and he wanted to solve Xu Kai's matter for a moment.
"Hey! Wang Meng! What are you doing? Benge is having fun, get out of here! Aixinjue Luo Hailan was very angry, because Xu Kai couldn't get up on the ground like this, pretending to be dizzy.
"Gege, this person's origin is unknown, let's let my subordinates take him away."
"No! It's rare to meet someone who can play with me, how can you take him away? β
"The princess wants to play, so that his subordinates can ......"
"Who's going to play with you? You always deliberately let me! β
"This ......"
"Not yet?"
"But ......"
"If you don't leave, I'll ask the emperor's brother to cut off your head!"
"Subordinates retire ......"
"Humph!"
After Wang Meng left, Aixinjue Luo Hailan walked in front of Xu Kai and said with a smile: "The nasty guy is gone, you can get up, right?" β
Xu Kai continued to pretend to be dizzy and see what to do with this grid.
"Hey! If you don't get up, I'm welcome, huh? Aixinjue Luo Hailan took out a leather whip from her waist, and began to smoke wildly without waiting for Xu Kai to agree.
Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!
It seems that she often beats people with this whip, and she really doesn't treat people as human beings. But now it's the floor that's pumping, not Xu Kai, she just wants to scare Xu Kai and hurt him, who will play with her?
Xu Kai was still motionless and began to snore, which made Aixinjue Luo Hailan even more speechless.
The surroundings suddenly became quiet, only Xu Kai's snoring was heard, and he didn't know what would happen.
"The emperor has arrived!" This voice sounded like Nanda, but it didn't feel like it, because the eunuchs' voices were almost the same......
"Something is wrong...... I'd better slip away......" Xu Kai lay on the ground and didn't dare to get up, so as not to be discovered, he actually wriggled like a worm and crawled to a more hidden corner.
"Hahaha! It's so funny! Hahahaha! Aixinjue Luo Hailan didn't leave, she kept hiding behind the pillar, seeing Xu Kai so funny, she laughed so much that tears came out, and soon hugged her stomach and laughed, hammering the pillar and laughing, which attracted the attention of the emperor, he didn't know what was going on, and walked over very curiously.
"It's all your ......" Xu Kai complained in a low voice, but Aixinjue Luo Hailan didn't hear it, because her laughter had spread throughout the palace, and it was a loudspeaker......
"Ahem, ahem...... cough cough cough ...... I can't stand it......" Aixinjue Luo Hailan laughed until she was choked, almost choked to death, and finally stopped.
Xu Kai saw that the emperor was about to see him, and hurriedly rolled under the stairs, and then got into the gap and rolled into a ball, which provoked Aixinjue Luo Hailan, who had caught up, to laugh wildly again.
"Shh Xu Kai signaled Aixinjue Luo Hailan not to expose herself, but she talked about the conditions and said with a smile: "Unless you promise to compensate me for playing, I will ......"
"It's a deal!" Xu Kai knew that the emperor was not such a child's play, and he found out that he still had it? immediately agreed to Aixinjue Luo Hailan's conditions.
"Tick tick!" Aixinjue Luo Hailan stretched out her cute little finger and smiled.
"Ah...... Good ......" Xu Kai omitted the word naΓ―ve, so as not to make her angry.
After a while, Aixinjue Luo Haixiu arrived, he waved his hand very chicly, and all the minions behind him retreated, only then did he return to his original appearance, and said with a smile: "Hailan, what were you laughing at just now?" Tell me quickly, and make me happy. β
"Hehe, I won't tell you!" Aixinjue Luo Hailan very skillfully made Aixinjue Luo Haixiu miss the opportunity to find Xu Kai and led him to the small pavilion in front.
Buzz Buzz......
Seeing that everything was going well, a bee flew around behind Xu Kai and stung his little ass unawares.
"Ouch!" Xu Kai stood up with his buttocks covered, but hit the stairs with a bang, and when he was dizzy with pain, the brother and sister were already standing in front of him......