Chapter 119: Replenish Energy
The Forbidden City of the Sanqing Dynasty is exactly the same as that of the Qing Dynasty, it is simply a copycat version. Aixinjue Luo Haixiu sat on the Jinluan Hall in a dragon robe, and his royal demeanor was fully revealed. In order to punish this fanatic who entered the palace without permission, he decided to interrogate him himself.
Xu Kai seemed to have returned to the Qing Dynasty, and when he saw those officials wearing Qing Dynasty official uniforms, he thought that he had crossed again, but he didn't want all the soldiers outside the hall to have rifles and submachine guns in their hands, cannons on the city walls, and fighter planes in the sky, what a strange world......
The civil and military officials knelt down very neatly and called: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live!" ”
Aixinjue Luo Haixiu was high and said, "Zhongqing is flat!" ”
The civil and military officials said in unison and called: "Long live Xie!" Then, he stood up very neatly.
This scene, which can only be seen on TV, is truly displayed in front of Xu Kai, he just wanted to open his mouth but was slapped by a person who looked like a general, and said angrily: "Your Majesty hasn't opened your mouth yet, what are you anxious about?" ”
Although Xu Kai is a prisoner, he is still arrogant, and said with a smile: "It's not me who speaks first, but you." ”
"What? You ......" The general was annoyed and angry, but he didn't dare to make a move on the main hall, so he had to swallow his anger and retreat aside.
"Hahahaha! Such arrogant people, no wonder they dare to break into the forbidden place of the palace. Aixinjue Luo Hai cultivated his power without anger, which made Xu Kai restrain a lot.
"Your Majesty's words are wrong, it wasn't me who broke in, it was you who arrested me."
"It's even more unforgivable that you're still a stowaway!"
Xu Kaihan said: "Hey, hey, it's obviously not the Qing Dynasty here, why are you all wearing Qing Dynasty costumes, are you acting?" Is this playing Kangxi or Qianlong? ”
"Filming? You actually said that I was filming? Good! Then I'm going to stage a scene of steamed human meat buns! Aixinjue Luo Haixiu was very dissatisfied with Xu Kai's attitude, and said angrily: "Come on, go to the pot!" ”
Xu Kai smiled: "Haha! How can an emperor eat human meat buns? Sure enough, it's filming! ”
The eunuch beside Aixinjue Luo Haixiu shouted: "Get on the pot!" ”
"Get on the pot!" "Potting"......
The voices spread one by one, farther and farther, leading to the imperial dining room.
"What? Does the emperor want to see me perform in the main hall? That's great! Finally a chance to perform! The imperial kitchen wrapped the winter melon and happily came to the palace with the golden pot given by the emperor.
Bao Donggua came to the main hall, gave the emperor a big salute, and said with a smile: "What does the emperor want to eat, just say, the slave will cook it immediately!" ”
Aixinjue Luo Haixiu replied: "I want to eat steamed human meat buns. ”
"Clear ...... Steamed...... Person...... Human flesh...... Pack...... Bun? Bao Donggua was stupid on the spot, where did he make this kind of bun? I can't even think about it, who can eat this kind of bun?
Aixinjue Luo Haixiu asked, "What?" Doesn't Bao Yu Chef know how to do it? Well? ”
Bao Donggua replied tremblingly: "The emperor...... Your Majesty, it's not that the slaves can't do it...... But they didn't dare to do it...... How can such a bun be eaten by the emperor? The emperor is the king of a country, the true dragon son of heaven, how can he eat human flesh? ”
Aixinjue Luo Haixiu smiled: "It's not what I want to eat, but what I want you to make for the few imperial tigers I raised." ”
Bao Donggua exclaimed: "What...... What the?! This...... This ......"
Aixinjue Luo Haixiu asked, "Do you dare to do it now?" ”
Bao Donggua looked at the people present, and the most likely one was Xu Kai, who was tied up by five flowers, so he looked at him and asked, "The emperor wants to make this person as a human meat bun?" ”
Aixinjue Luo Haixiu pointed at Xu Kai and said angrily: "It's this guy who speaks wildly!" ”
"Oh?" Bao Donggua walked in front of Xu Kai, touched his face, touched his stomach again, and said with a smile: "This prisoner is quite strong, and he can make a few cages of meat buns, which is enough for the emperor's imperial tiger to eat several meals." ”
Aixinjue Luo Haixiu had been waiting impatiently for a long time, and said angrily: "Less nonsense! Why don't you do it yet? ”
"Yes!" Bao Donggua pulled out the royal golden kitchen knife from his waist and said with a smile: "Brother, the holy order is hard to disobey, I'm sorry!" ”
"What are you going to do? What are you doing? This is filming, don't move the real guy! Xu Kairu was in a dream, still thinking that this was filming.
The ministers didn't dare to speak, they didn't want to be made into human meat buns like Xu Kai.
"Gege save me, save me!" Xu Kai is dying, and now only Aixinjue Luo Hailan can save him.
Aixinjue Luo Haixiu said angrily: "You still dare to hook up with Gege, the crime is one more degree!" ”
Nanda, who was standing in Aixinjue Luo Haixiu, had this coke, and whispered: "Your Majesty, chop off his mouth first, what do you think?" ”
"Great idea! Chop off his stinky mouth first! ”
"Yes!" Since it is the emperor's will, how dare Bao Donggua disobey? immediately got up and fell, but he almost fell on his heels, and Xu Kai disappeared out of thin air......
"What about people? Where did you go? Aixinjue Luo Haixiu swept his eyes all over His Highness, but he couldn't find Xu Kai.
There was a lot of discussion in the hall, and it became a busy city, and they all thought that the monsters were doing it, they were quite superstitious, no different from the ancients, no way, who told them to live in such a country?
"Good...... It's dangerous...... "Due to his limited strength, Xu Kai used the last bit of skill to escape to Aixinjue Luo Hailan's dormitory, and just appeared in her bed.
At this time, Aixinjue Luo Hailan was in a very bad mood because she had just quarreled with the emperor, and she was sitting at the table sulking.
Xu Kai was still tied up, unable to move at all, so he could only lie on the bed of Aixinjue Luo Hailan, and only whispered after seeing her: "Gege, Gege......"
"Huh? Who? Who is it? Aixinjue Luo Hailan looked around, and found that there was someone on the bed, and almost screamed, but saw that the person's clothes were a little familiar, and when he looked at it, it was actually Xu Kai.
"You...... How did you get to my bed? Shouldn't he have been put to death by his brother? Ai Xinjue Luo Hailan was a little happy, but also a little angry, with such a complicated expression.
"I didn't want to see Gege for the last time, so I flew over......"
"Fly? How to fly? Will you be able to fly like this? Aixinjue Luo Hailan almost laughed again when she saw Xu Kai's funny posture of being tied up with five flowers, she had never had so many effects in a day, and stared at Xu Kai very happily, as if she was expecting more laughs.
"Of course not, Gege let me go first, and I'll tell you how to fly later."
"Can't you let go of yourself? It's useless! Aixinjue Luo Hailan thought that Xu Kai was a master, but she didn't expect that she couldn't even do such a trivial thing as loosening the ties, so she sneered and slowly let go of Xu Kai.
"Okay, now can you tell me how to fly?" Aixinjue Luo Hailan threw the rope aside and said with a smile.
"I'm very hungry now, I don't have the strength to fly......" As soon as she finished speaking, Xu Kai's stomach screamed very cooperatively, which made Luo Hailan laugh even more when she loved Xinjue, but she was still very considerate and ordered someone to bring food to Xu Kai to replenish his strength.
"It's so rich...... Xu Kai swept the food on the table like a hungry tiger, swept it away in an instant, licked his mouth and asked, "I still want it!" ”
"You...... Are you demon-possessed? Aixinjue Luo Hailan has never seen such a food appearance and such an appetite, she usually eats such two bites of each dish and puts it down, while Xu Kai even licks the bottom of the plate cleanly, so she doesn't need to wash it......
"Do you want to see how I fly?" Xu Kai saw that Aixinjue Luo Hailan had not asked anyone to serve food for a long time, and he was a little impatient.
"Oh! Well, Benge wants to see how much you can eat! "Aixinjue Luo Hailan doesn't like to be urged, this time she asked the imperial dining room to cook 50 dishes and send them, so she didn't believe that she couldn't kill Xu Kai.
Xu Kai ate and drank in Aixinjue Luo Hailan's dormitory like this, he was very smart, and he knew how to chew slowly and delay time when he was full, until the evening, he cleaned up all the meals, and scared Aixinjue Luo Hailan, who was sitting on the side, stupid......