Chapter 112: A mallet in the eye
"Yo, the car is good, God of War." I stepped forward and patted the god of war's car and said.
The god of war said with a smile on his face: "Don't shout anything about not fighting the god of war, people will think that we are insane." I'll be Liu Fengchun, just call me Fengchun. ”
"Haha, Brother Chun is good." I laughed out loud and got into the car of the god of war.
It's a good car, but the back seat is a little smaller, but fortunately, I can still blow the wind while sitting on it, so I reluctantly accept it.
"Are you seated? I'll be seated and I'll go! The god of war shouted, and rushed out without waiting for my reply.
One twist of the throttle... Ah, no, this thing shouldn't be called the throttle if it doesn't burn oil, anyway, as soon as it is twisted, the electric car will rush out.
"Brother Chun, where are you going now?" Sitting in the back seat blowing the wind, I was also bored, so I accosted.
"Go to my house, haha. In the evening I called a few other people over for dinner. ”
After chatting with the god of war, I soon arrived at the place, and I stood up on my feet. In front of me was a row of small two-story buildings with a row of shops on the ground floor and a black plaque hanging on the door at the very edge.
On the plaque, there are three big characters of Hongbao Pavilion. The end is an elegant style, which is really good. When I entered the door, I saw a lot of calligraphy and paintings hanging on the right side, and most of the picture scrolls were Lu Yan, and the god of war said that these were all from the hand of the master Zheng Keming.
I didn't understand, so I didn't ask.
On the left side wall hangs a framed letter, which reads 'Sincerity, Jinshi is open' eight big characters, and the inscription is Liu Fengchun.
Heh~ I didn't expect the god of war to be a literati. Listening to his own introduction, this character has won an award, and he is also the number one person among the young calligraphers in Wen'an.
Going up the steps, there is a pair of cursive writing, and the content is Chairman Mao's Qinyuan Spring and Snow.
The family of literati, it's a pity that I'm not a gentleman, and I can't appreciate these. Upstairs, the home decoration is also quite quaint. There are all kinds of sculptures on the dark solid wood partition, but the modern sofa in the living room and the large TV with more than 50 inches reveal that this is still a place for ordinary people.
There is a desk on the balcony, and there is a pen hanging on the desk, a pen rest, and an inkstone. There is a word for fate written on the rice paper under the ruler.
Before I could take a closer look, I only heard a voice behind me, "Yo, Fengchun, you took out the pasted wallpaper again." ”
As soon as I turned my head, I saw a man who was not very big but very strong appeared behind me, still holding the bag in his hand on the sofa.
"Get out of here!" The god of war roared, then pointed at him and said, "This is the god of wind, and his name is Gao Feng." I told him yesterday that you were coming, so he came directly after the update. ”
"Haha, Brother Feng is good!" I immediately said hello.
"Damn, so polite."
As he spoke, the god of war beckoned us all to sit down and poured water for us one by one, but he did not sit down, but just stood aside and started talking.
"Did you tell Erning and Xiao Hei? Come here tonight. The wind god picked up the cup and blew on it, and then said to the god of war.
"Not yet, call now." As he spoke, the god of war dialed the phone and turned it on.
"Moses and Moses." Then the god of war laughed.
"What's the matter!" There was a somewhat unorthodox voice on the other end of the phone.
It seems that this is all familiar with the road, and the god of war heard what the other party said, and asked shallowly: "Master Ning, come over for dinner in the evening, are you free?" ”
"Not available." The other party didn't think about it, and immediately replied.
"Get out, you have to come if you don't have time."
", what's the matter? If you arrange it, you will arrange it for me. "I'll arrange for you to come over now." As soon as he finished speaking, the god of war hung up the phone. Aeolus was talking to me about the names of a few people.
The one who answered the phone just now was the milk god, called Zhang Ning, and the fire god was called Gao Xu, but the god of wind was not a family; The riding god is called Chang Boy, as the saying goes, people are impermanent boys, and he just took such a willful name. There is also the God of Arrows, whose name is Yang Tongxue, which is the little black mentioned by the God of Wind just now.
Little Black, Little Black, is it because it looks very dark? But this is not necessarily, the generally long black ones are called Xiaobai, and those called Xiaohei may also be creamy Xiaosheng.
And at this time, the god of war was already making the third call.
"Xiao Hei, come over in the evening and have dinner." The voice of the god of war came decisively again.
The other party was not ambiguous at all, and immediately shouted when he heard the word dinner, ", do you have a treat?" ”
"Fuck, I'm please, hurry up,"
"I'll go, haha." The arrow god answered and hung up the phone, and then the last rider god was left.
I saw that the god of war looked at the god of wind, and said bitterly: "Brother Fengfeng, you can beat the young man." ”
"Fuck off, you fight yourself. I don't want to talk to him. ”
When I heard it, I also wondered, shouldn't the relationship be very good, is there anything unpleasant? I looked at the two of them suspiciously, and the two of them glanced at me, and then said helplessly, "It's harder to call him out to drink than to get him to drink medicine." ”
The god of wind didn't bird him at all, and the god of war had no choice but to dial the phone again.
"Damn, what about Dogecoin, it's so slow." The god of war came up and scolded.
"I just talked to the leader, what's the matter?" There was a milky voice on the other end of the phone, but it couldn't hide the feeling of cheapness.
"When you come out to drink at night, you can't get out."
", no, the leader just said, it's enough to choke today."
"Don't talk nonsense, come on, I'll send you one, are you embarrassed. No matter where people have passed, you will be sent one by one. As soon as the god of war said this, he was moved, and his words were ruthless.
The rider was not afraid at all, and asked calmly, "What's the matter, I can't drink when I go out." I need to come back early. ”
"Let you go back, you just say you can't come." Fengshen, who was sitting on the side, grabbed the phone and said.
"Damn, what do you say first?"
"Don't you come if it's okay, come if you want to come, don't stick a mallet in your eyes."
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The God of War and the God of Wind talked for a long time, and there was nothing on the other side of the phone, so they had to say with a smile: ", big brother, don't talk about it, I can't go." ”
"It's over sooner." Saying that, the god of war hung up the phone and smiled brightly at me, as if to say, how big it is, don't care.
In this way, the matter of eating and drinking in the evening was finalized, and at this time, the two of them looked at me and asked, "What do you want to eat at night?" ”
I thought about it, but I really couldn't think of what I wanted to eat, and now everything for me is to improve the food, so I had to say, "You have your territory, you decide." I don't know what's delicious. ”
Hearing me say this, the wind god glanced at the god of war and said, "Let's go to Yongchang, let's eat barbecue." ”