Chapter 113: Those Things
"Yo, Brother Feng came early." A voice came from behind him, this voice is very recognizable, it should be the milk god.
Without waiting for the wind god to turn around, I turned my head and asked with a smile, "Milk God Ningye, right?" ”
"? Know me? Chun'er, who is this? As he spoke, the milk god walked over, poured himself a glass of water, and sat down on the side of the sofa.
"Don't you know how to watch it yourself, ask your uncle."
"Ask your uncle." The milk god cursed, then stood up and looked at me. "Where is the end of the world? , where is the end of the world, how can it be here. ”
"I'm here to play, haha." I jokingly said, "Don't call me the end of the world, my name is Lu Feng." ”
"The name is too ugly, it's better to call it Tianya."
"Nima ......"
Although the exit is dirty, the atmosphere is still very harmonious, and after a while, the arrow god and the fire god have also arrived, and there is only one riding god.
Wait, it's okay anyway.
As I sat quietly, the god of war beckoned everyone to stand up. "Let's go, it's not too early. If you go late, you probably won't have a place. ”
Hearing him say this, I also stood up and walked downstairs, and asked curiously, "Isn't there another one who hasn't come, don't wait for him?" ”
"Wait for a shit, let him pass by himself in a minute." The god of war said a word and went out.
I then came out and looked at a few of them, trying to ask how to get there, but I didn't ask. People must have their own arrangements, is it possible that they can do without their own?
Just as I was thinking about it, I heard someone greet me, "Let's go, Tianya." We're 11 miles away. ”
"?" I shouted in my heart, and I followed.
After walking for a hundred meters, I turned left, and after another hundred or so meters, I came to a stop at a T-junction. The road was full of shops, most of which sold cigarettes, alcohol, and ate. The god of war said that this road is called Xinkai Road, and people call it a barbecue street.
But after walking all the way, I saw the one in front of me now, and the one opposite.
It's all barbecue.
There was a grill outside the store, and the master was busy there, and the smell was overflowing, which made the mouth of a person who hadn't eaten a good meal for a long time full of saliva, and I swallowed it in one gulp, and followed a few people in.
"Boss, is there a private room?"
"Yes, upstairs 203!" Pedaling, a few people went upstairs. As soon as I sat down in the room, the waiter walked in.
"What do you order?" The waiter entered the door and put a menu on the table and asked. I looked up, and it looked really flowery... Ahh
The god of war didn't look at the menu at all, and the dishes were eloquent, "40 skewers, 20 hearts, 20 skewers of fish tofu, 10 skewers of baked cakes, 7 wings, 10 skewers of tendons, and 7 BT." 24 beers. Bring us some napkins. ”
As soon as the god of war finished speaking, the god of wind added, "Hurry up and serve the baked cakes." ”
I looked at the two of them and asked calmly, "What is BT?" ”
The arrow god is also a kind and charitable person, and when he came up, he said, "It's perverted and spicy." Commonly known as not too spicy. ”
Fuck, I know this thing that is perverted and spicy, the raw materials used are not orthodox chili peppers, and it seems that the spicy taste is also a kind of chemical spiciness, which makes people want to eat it. I've never tried it before, but this time Nima really wants to confess.
Before I could refuse, the god of war asked again, "Do you want to eat kidneys?" Tonify the kidneys. ”
"Now I don't have anywhere to get horny, make up for the kidneys of eggs. Give me two kidneys! "The milk god's face is impassioned, and there are hundreds of millions of lives this night.
"You're a little virgin, make up for a dog's kidney. Ha ha. ”
"Damn, can you take care of it?"
Soon the skewers, tofu, and hearts all came up, but the baked cakes hadn't come up yet, and when the waiter came in, Fengshen asked unhappily, "Where are our baked cakes?" Why haven't you come up yet? ”
The waiter was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "It's baked, it'll be here in a while." Then he went out.
The waiters are all such dicks now, and the service industry has long been no longer a service industry. It is estimated that only that special industry can serve people well.
Soon the food and beer were brought up, and there were several large cups, and it is estimated that this bottle will not be able to pour two glasses. This is the god of war who made another call, "Boy, where are you?" ”
I couldn't hear what was said on the other end of the phone, but I only heard the god of war say, "We're on the second floor, 203. Then he hung up.
In less than two minutes, a thin young man with a little handsome appearance and very white skin pushed the door and walked in, and asked happily, "Haha, it's too late." Why haven't you eaten yet? ”
"Don't be shameless, do one first when you're late, or don't eat." Fengshen raised his hand and poured a full glass, and two-thirds of the bottle of wine was lost at once.
"Haha, why do you just do one, you haven't drunk it, let's all drink it together, take a sip."
"Don't talk nonsense, do one."
"Eat the vegetables first, eat the vegetables first." Saying that, the rider sat down, took a skewer of meat and ate it, and didn't see me as soon as he ate it, "? Who is this little brother? ”
"Guess." The archer said, propping his head.
Ah, I forgot to mention that the reason why the arrow god is called Xiao Hei is because it is really a little black, and it lives up to its name.
"Guess what, it looks like it's definitely the end of the world. Chun'er, you're really invited. ”
"Haha," the god of war smiled, then beckoned everyone to fill up the wine, and then said, "Let me say, let's finally get together like this today," don't JB talk nonsense, still don't drink it." Fengshen scolded, it was really indescribable pride.
As soon as I drank it, such a large glass of wine, it was really refreshing to drink, especially this frozen one, and my mouth was suddenly cold.
A glass of wine was down, and just as I was about to start eating, the waiter came in with BT, and the god of war saw that he was in good spirits, and said loudly, "Don't eat JB, look at your useless appearance." One skewer for one person, and give me anything that doesn't eat. You are not allowed to eat it with bread, and you are not allowed to drink water. Drink as much as you want. As he spoke, he sent a string to everyone.
Suddenly, several people's faces showed embarrassment, but they all ate anyway, and at this time, the room was filled with the sound of "hissing haha", which lasted for a long time.
Fengshen's expression was very ecstatic, and he poured a sip of wine and continued to eat, and then looked at other people, it was also cool. The god of war was panting with the chicken wings on the plate, the god of arrows was chewing heavily, and the god of milk was wanton little by little...... Everyone was sweating profusely.
Suddenly powerlessness filled with countless violent voices.
"Ah,!"
", it's so cool!"
"Ah, no, no, no, some paper."
"Hiss~ Waiter, come in with some paper."