Chapter 33: The Bachelorette Party (2)
"If you want to choose the greatest boxer in history, I believe many people will choose Ali, but the most talented boxer, I believe it must be Mike Tyson, Tyson's talent is undoubted, his training is different, he has a white tiger named Kenya, he has to look at the tiger before training to increase his courage, that head is called' Kenya's tiger now sees Tyson and looks at him, scared as honest as a kitten, Tyson is so powerful, he's my idol, even, yes, he's been in Washington recently, it seems to live in ......" Rookie boxing reporter Gary Boozer is loudly proclaiming his boxing experience.
"Brown, you were amazing, that angle, your strength, definitely at the professional level, I want to ask, have you ever been in boxing before? Have you ever thought about making a difference in boxing? Gilly Battier held up a cocktail and stalked me with a look of fascination.
"I haven't been exposed to, really, and I haven't wanted to do anything in boxing." I tasted a little wine, it seemed a little strong, I hadn't drunk it in a long time. Some don't fit in.
"I really haven't touched it, your boxing talent is amazing, it's a shame that you don't play boxing, if you start boxing from now on, I'm sure you will go to a higher achievement than you play basketball......" Jiri Battier chattered about my bright future in boxing.
"Kwame is already the center of the Washington Wizards, and the pundits say he's going to be one of the greatest centers in NBA history, and I'm sure he's going to get rid of that one, isn't he, Kwame?" Kate Jones, the captain of the Washington cheerleading team, held her head out of me with a wine glass on her face, "Cheers, Kwame, and I wish you the greatest center in NBA history." β
"Even! Thank you! I quickly picked up my glass.
"These stinky men, how to talk about boxing, it's endless, boxing is so barbaric, how can so many people like it." Catherine Hurley emerged from behind Kate Jones.
"Brown, Kate, cheers, and I wish you all the best to make the playoffs this year."
"Thank you!" I raised my glass again.
"I'll go over there! You guys talk first. Gilly Battier saw another one who wasn't interested in boxing come out, and turned away.
"We're definitely going to make the playoffs this year, we've got Michael, we've got Richard, we've got Christian, and of course our greatest center of the future, Kwame Brown, and I'm sure we're going to make the playoffs." Nicole Alba also walked over and took up the position of Kirie Battier just now, "Kwame, I wish you the best rookie!" By the way, I was selected as an all-star, and here, cheers! β
"Is there any mistake, we are holding a bachelor party, don't talk about whether basketball is good or not." Yay Jones emerges from behind Nicole Alba, and it seems that he has no small intentions on her.
"Hee-hee, if you can win the best rookie or be an All-Star now, do you need our encouragement?" Nicole Alba looked dismissive, "Kwamei, you need encouragement now, you know?" He hasn't played for more than a month now, his rookie ranking has dropped to tenth, and the All-Star Game is still behind the Grizzlies' garbage center Lorenzen Wright so far. β
Yay Jones pouted and said, "Damn it! Talking about basketball every day, you can't stop even a minute, Kwamei, you just continue to endure their bombardment here, bye-bye! After saying that, he turned around and left.
I had a black line on my face, and Nicole Alba offended Yay Jones for me. Jees Jones is a substitute who rarely gets a chance to play, and he is eager to be one day, a regular and even an All-Star. But for now, it's very unrealistic, Nicole mentioned this to her face, obviously slapping her face, and she was slapping ** Jones in the face with my hand.
"What I hate the most is such self-righteous people, who are not good at their own strength, and who don't train hard, and who know how to pick ......up girls all day long," Nicole Alba continued to mutter, muttering to the back of ** Yay Jones.
"Well, he used to work very hard." Kate Jones took a sip of wine and spoke for ** yes Jones, "It's just that I've been pressed on the bench lately, and I haven't lost my passion." β
"Hubert, too." "When I was in high school, he didn't take a break at noon and practiced alone in the sun, and now I rarely see him practice by himself. β
People will always become, many people will become more and more courageous when they encounter setbacks, and more people will lose their fighting spirit when they encounter setbacks. Yay Jones and Hubert Davis are most likely the latter, and as for me, I wish I was the former.
"Don't talk about that! Come! Let's toast to basketball! I raised my glass, broke the silence, and clinked glasses with the three beauties.
"Kwame, you may not be able to grow like yes Jones, you have to work hard! I'm your fan! Nicole Alba said with a sexy little mouth.
"Well, I will definitely work hard!" Nicole Alba and I tossed our glasses and said with a little emotion.
"Hi, the NBA's greatest future center, come and have a toast!" Sports Illustrated's photo reporter Jackassie Love came with a scent.
"Kwamei, you've played really well this year, especially the one that deflated the shark in Los Angeles, you're amazing, you're the first person in years to make a fool of him! You're going to make it, come and toast to Kwame Brown's wonderful basketball career! Jerkassie Love looks like a long-sleeved courtesan who dances well at first glance, and becomes the center of gravity of everyone as soon as she speaks.
"Jerkasie, why don't you talk to them about boxing over there, I just felt like you're interested in boxing!" Katherine Hurley asked with a smile.
"Hey! Don't mention it, you know that I am a reporter for the NBA special edition, not a reporter for the boxing edition, and I just wanted to ask them if they had any NBA secrets or anything like that, but this group of big men always talked about Mike Tyson's white tiger, and they couldn't get any news at all. "Jackassie Love is a veteran journalist, who seems to be true and fake, and has solved the problem flawlessly.
"Kwamei, I've taken so many photos for you, the photo I took of you that flashed O'Neill down is still on the front page of our newspaper, for the sake of you being famous, my sister has also spent a lot of effort, tell Sister SΓΉ, are you gay." Jackassie Love had a smile on her face, but in my eyes, it was definitely a smack.
I seem to be a little too pure, and I always feel a little flustered in the face of this problem. I took a sip of wine and said slowly, "No, my sexual orientation is normal!" β
"Really? Fake? Kate Jones was skeptical.
"We don't believe it!" Jackassie Love's face is charming.
"But I'm really not gay."
"You like women?"
"Yes!"
"Am I pretty?"
"Pretty"
"Do you dare to touch my sister, my Mimi?"
"Huh?"
"Let's touch it! Haha......"
Kwame didn't dare to touch it...... Kwame definitely doesn't like women! Haha......"
Women are crazy, especially those who have drunk.
"Mike Tyson's tiger, not always docile, sometimes it's great to catch fire, in April this year, Mike got up in the morning and looked at Kenya, I don't know what medicine Kenya took, and suddenly threw Mike to the ground, Kenya's big mouth almost bit Mike's neck, but Mike was not afraid at all, facing Kenya's bloody mouth, slowly calming Kenya's irritability, it took 4 hours for Mike to calm Kenya's irritable temper, which frightened the people around him at that time, It is said that Mike's sparring partner was so scared that he peed his pants at that time, haha......"
"Gary, look ......over there," Hubert Davis inadvertently looked up to see Kwame Brown surrounded by flowers, rubbed by beautiful women from time to time.
"Wow! Kwamei is so glamorous! β
"You said that Kwamei alone can settle those 4 women!"
"It's hard to say, just look at those women and they are very!"
"Did you say Kwame was still a virgin?"
"It should be!"
"I don't know if it's a virgin, but I'm sure he must not have done it with a woman!"
"I haven't done it with a woman, isn't that a virgin?"
"You're so stupid, you haven't done it with a woman, you can't prove that he hasn't done it with a man!"
"Huh? Kwame is really gay! β
"You said we put some medicine on Kwamei and he woke up the next day and saw himself with a woman with a bare ass, what would his expression be?"
"You're disgusting!"
"Bobby, do you still have medicine!"
"And quite a few?"
"Who's going?"
"Gary go!"
"Why me?"
"Because he's not your colleague!"
"I'm so unlucky!"
"Gary, don't forget to put some in the heroine's wine glass!"
Stimulated by alcohol, the show begins......
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