Chapter 32: The Bachelorette Party (1)
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"Distinguished gentlemen, ladies, and my dearest friends, I am Hubert Davis, and today we are gathered together for the happiness of tomorrow, and let me introduce you to all the beautiful women who are here at our event...... "Hubert Davis, who has the potential to be a host, speaks in a good way.
"This golden-eyed, full of infinite charm is Catherine Hurley, a fourth-year talented girl from the School of Finance of the University of Washington, Miss Hurley is my classmate in high school, the class flower of our class, and the dream lover of all the male classmates in our class, but the male classmates in our class have always been very poor, and no one has been able to pursue Catherine's reassurance, all the male compatriots who participated in the event today, it is up to you today, come to my dearest classmates, say hello to everyone." Hubert Davis said with great humor
Katherine Hurley stood up generously, waved to everyone, took Hubert's microphone and said: "Hello everyone, I'm Katherine Hurley, an old classmate of Hubert Davis, 24 years old this year, still single, I have always hoped to meet a mature, stable and handsome boy to be my boyfriend, today you may be his heart!" Haha......" said Catherine was a little embarrassed at the end, it seemed that it felt too direct.
"This gentle and lovely, beautiful beauty is our NBA future greatest team, the cheerleader of the Washington Wizards, Kate Jones, she is gentle, kind, lovely, sexy, beautiful, she is passionate like a fire, can burn your whole heart, she is gentle can also make your whole heart melt, she is an angel, sometimes like a devil, but whether it is an angel or a devil, her excellence, her beauty is breathtaking."
"Hubert, how do you know so clearly, do you two have a leg?" Bobby Simmons asked, feigning confusion.
"Bobby, why don't you die!" A crisp female voice
"Bobby, I'm so good to you, how can you slander me like this, I'm so sad, I'm going to cry!55555......" Hubert responded with a gag pretending to be a sad girl.
"I vomit! Vomit!!! "Bobby Simmons vomited.
"Haha, Kate, go up and give Bobby a big slap in the face, he's all vomiting at your beauty! Ha ha! Hubert Davis immediately sowed discord.
"Mr. Davis, can you please refrain from such a blatant distortion of the facts!" Bobby Simmons said quickly.
"That's it, that's it, haha, Kate, say hello to all the men except Bobby, let all the other men be fascinated by you, and kill Bobby Simmons, haha!" Hubert Davis continues to play the funny.
Kate Jones stepped forward to pick up the microphone and gestured to hit, but Hubert cringed and kept backing away.
"Hello everyone, my name is Kate Jones, I am the captain of the cheerleading team of the Washington Wizards, I have a wide range of hobbies, dancing, singing, traveling, reading, playing tennis, etc., but my least favorite thing is to do these things by myself, of course, my favorite thing to do is to dance, sing, travel with the people I like, I hope that from tomorrow I can do my favorite things. ......"Kate Jones grimaced, then walked back to her seat with a smile, her grimace causing a wild shout.
"Now I'm going to introduce a newcomer, yes, a newcomer, our new golden beauty of the Washington Wizards cheerleaders, Nicole Alba, her face is angelic, her body is devilish, even her gold is world-class, I believe he can charm almost everyone, except Kwame Brown, of course, haha!" Hubert Davis suddenly kicked me off.
I threw the tangerines I was eating at Hubert, shouting, "I'll kill you guy!" ”
"I don't dare, I don't dare! Brown spares his life! Hubert made a surrender gesture with his head in his hands. The others cheered.
"Nicole, let's talk to everyone." Hubert handed the microphone to Nicole Alba.
Nicole Alba waved her hand to everyone, took the microphone and said: "Hello everyone, my name is Nicole Alba, I am now at the University of Washington School of the Arts, majoring in dance, and I joined our Washington Wizards cheerleaders this summer, our captain is the beautiful Kate Jones, she is my good sister, she has helped me a lot......"
"Stop! Stop!" Hubert interrupted Nicole Alba and said, "Let me introduce myself, why did you start introducing Kate Jones, you should be punished, you should be punished, you should be punished, you should be punished for singing, dear friends, do you say?" Hubert Davis shouted as he reached forward.
"Good!" The shouts were magnificent, and the applause was thunderous.
"Huh? No, you will be punished for that. Nicole Arman looked innocent: "Then I'll sing Whitney Houston's "ii11a1ays1oveyou", I don't sing well, please forgive me." ”
ifishou1dstay. (If I stay)
iou1don1ybeinyouray.
(So I'm leaving)
(But I know)
i'11thinkofyoueverystepoftheay.
andii11a1ays1oveyou! )
ii11a1ays1oveyou!(I will always love you!) )
You, mydar1ingyou! )
bittereetmemories. )
thatisa11i'mtakingithme. (The only thing I took with me.) )
(Goodbye, please don't cry.) )
(We both know I'm not what you need.) )
andii11a1ays1oveyou!(But I will always love you!) )
ii11a1ays1oveyou!(I will always love you!) )
ihope1ifetreatsyoukind. )
andihopeyouhavea11youdreamedof. )
andiishtoyoujoy&happiness. )
butabovea11thisiishtoyou1ove. )
andii11a1ays1oveyou!(But I will always love you!) )
ii11a1ays1oveyou!(I will always love you!) )
ii11a1ays1oveyou!(I will always love you!) )
ii11a1ays1oveyou!(I will always love you!) )
ii11a1ays1oveyou!(I will always love you!) )
ii11a1ays1oveyou!(I will always love you!) )
dar1ingi1oveyou! )
a1ays1oveyou! )
This is one of Whitney Houston's most famous songs, ranking eighth on the list of the 10 Greatest Love Songs of 25 years and number one on the list of the 10 Greatest Love Songs of the 25 years by the American cable television station VH1. Almost all of them were clapping their hands, and their mouths were gently singing in a low voice, only I didn't know the song, I was just clapping mechanically, and I felt so different.
The singing is very good, and he deserves to be a professional talent in the Academy of Arts.
"Thank you so much for Nicole's singing, to be honest, I think it's the best music I've ever heard, 10,000 times more beautiful than yes Jones." Hubert started a smash with Yaye Jones again, causing a roar from Yaye Jones.
"Okay, let's move on to our beauties, the next one I believe you all know, the most famous photo reporter for Sports Illustrated, and will be the most famous photo reporter in the United States in the future, the greatest photographer Jackassie Love......" Hubert Davis shouted in a long voice.
Jackassie Love took the microphone from Hubert Davis and said:
"I was very surprised to hear Davis say that I am the most famous photo reporter of Sports Illustrated, and then Davis said that I am the most famous photo reporter in the United States in the future, the greatest photographer, I was completely devastated by thunder, I just entered the sports illustrated work this year, and was arranged to track and report on the Washington Wizards in Washington, and it is still an internship, and there is still a long way to go from being famous and great, but I will work hard, I hope that one day I will also be famous and great, Of course, having a very good boyfriend by your side is a happier thing. Ha ha. ”
"Oh! Speak so professionally! is worthy of being a career-oriented beauty, Jerkasie, who became famous and made a lot of money in the future, but she can't deny these old friends. Hubert joked.
"Okay gentlemen, ladies, I'm sure you're familiar with the beauties I've just introduced, because they work around us every day, but I'm sure the lady I'm going to introduce is full of mystery compared to the others, and it's not her beautiful looks that are mysterious, it's her work, and we welcome the genius journalist from BOX magazine, Gilly Battier."
Finally, a sexy golden beauty stood up and waved to everyone.
"Hello Battier, I have a question that I would love to know the answer to." Hubert Davis then asked
"What's the problem?" Kiri Battier asked, puzzled.
"I wonder why you like boxing so much, it's so violent, it's so bloody. I'm sure there will be more than 8o out of 1oo girls who don't like boxing. Why do you fall in love with him? Hubert Davis asked.
"Hubert, you're wrong, I wouldn't dare say that more than 6o% of the audience at boxing matches are women, but I definitely dare say that there will be no less than 4o% of female viewers. Nowadays, there are more and more girls boxing, and if you go to the boxing scene, I'm sure you will be surprised that there are too many beauties there, haha! ”
"I love boxing, it's influenced by my father, my father is a boxing coach, he is quite famous in the local area, my father told me that boxing is a sport of the brave, if you are brave, then please stand in the ring with your gloves. I've watched all kinds of sports, and no one has ever been braver than a boxer, who is directly confronted with the blow, even directly with the blood, and I am crazy about their bravery. Gilly Battier looked obsessed.
"Would you find a boxer to be your partner?" Hubert Davis continued to ask.
"I really hope that my significant other loves boxing as well, and even better if it's a boxer. Haha," said Kiri Battier, smiling happily.
Hubert Davis pointed at me with his hand and said, "Kwame, Ji Li is here for you, I'm sad, I'm sad, I'm crying, 55555!" ”
"You go to die!" I yelled and threw the paper cup in my hand at Hubert Davis.
"Alright, dear gentlemen and ladies, now that we've introduced it, let's move on to the next part......" Hubert motioned for the next show.
"Hubert, are you not mistaken? All the men are not introduced! ”
"Do they still need introductions? Kwame Brown, Yaye Jones, Bobby Simmons, and Miss Gilly Battier brought rookie boxing reporter Gary Boozer, at first glance are all four-limbed, simple-minded, full of people, no merit bastard, here I am the only one handsome, dashing, graceful, jade tree in the wind, young and golden, brave and mighty, cool and handsome, exemplary people, honest and credible, generous in conversation, personable, domineering, noble temperament, and bright and upright......"
There was jubilation in the "......" field, and now not only paper cups, but also Coke bottles, paper towels, lighters, and watches were thrown on the stage.
However, it has to be said that Hubert Davis has a great talent for hosting the show, he stood in the flying dark weapon, cleared his throat, and said loudly: "Now I announce: our pie duì has officially begun ......"
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