Chapter 33: It Turned Out to Be You Kid

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Gargamel swears to the heavens......

If it weren't for me not being a pest to lead the way, she would never have found the Edelweiss Tavern for the rest of her life...... If the Edelweiss Tavern is a place where birds don't poop, it may not be right, because there is a big crow on the dead tree in the yard!

And, as it happens, Gargamel just saw that it had just pouted its ass......

But.

Is this really a tavern?

An earthen house.

A dilapidated mud hut hidden in the most chaotic old town of Ice City!

As far as the eye can see, the old houses that are about to collapse like this in this area are black. However, if there were still people living here, it would be nothing, and the bad thing was that all the way to the Edelweiss Tavern, Gargamel showed no signs of any movement on the road......

Middle of nowhere!

Like, this is the supernatural town in Spirited Away.

Meantime.

The second feeling for Gargamel here is that the so-called great hidden in the city, deep in the hidden merit and fame, probably this kind of place...... Anyone who wants to find such a tavern in such a place is as incredible as finding Howl in Howl's underground castle!

"How did you find this place?"

Arriving at the door of the Edelweiss Tavern, Gargamel finally couldn't help but ask.

"Three years ago, it was still very busy!"

I'm not a pest scratching my head and said, "It looks like the system is replanning the map, or the old town is being renovated, but it's not very thorough." You know, the edelweiss in the former Edelweiss Tavern is very famous here......"

Gargamel stared at the door of the earthen house that was about to fall, and asked suspiciously, "Are you sure there are still people here?" ”

"Not sure!"

With that, I was not a pest and took two steps forward, trying to reach for the door.

"Bang dang!"

Before the tips of his fingers touched the door, the door fell on its own, and I was not a pest...... Then, before he could retract his hand, the man turned to Gargamel and explained, "Now I guess there's no one in here!" ”

"Nonsense!"

Gargamel said angrily, "Do you still need to guess, you can see that there is no one in there at a glance...... But what next, are there any other taverns around here? ”

"Wait a minute."

I wasn't a pest, and as I walked into the dirt house, I said to Gargamel, "I'll go in and have a look, maybe there's any wine left in here!" ”

Gargamel stood still.

She thinks that I am not a pest or just a whim, this mud house is about to be poured, how can there be any leftover wine in it? Even if there were, it was probably thrown away by the restaurant, and there might be something like a dead rat soaked in it......

Ah!

It's disgusting to think about......

Just when Gargamel had already decided that I was not a pest and couldn't find anything, he suddenly heard a cheer from inside, "Hey, there's something hidden!" As soon as she heard that there was a hidden stock, Gargamel had already put the imagination of the dead rat brewing wine behind her, and she rushed into the earthen house in a few steps!

As soon as I entered the house.

The scene he saw in front of him stunned Gargamel for a moment......

It turned out that she saw that I was not a pest, and she had dug a large pit in the middle of the earth house that was two people high, but inside the pit was filled with jars of sealed wine. And on top of each wine jar, there is a layer of crystal hoarfrost, like a sealed seal!

"Wow, how do you know there's wine buried in the ground?"

Gargamel exclaimed and asked if I wasn't a vermin.

"It's very simple, don't forget, my current profession is a tomb robber, and the tomb robber's specialty is exploration skills, and I found it with a little search. Hehe, this is the edelweiss I told you, there are 28 jars left here, enough for you to drink for a long time. ”

Gu Chen muttered in his mouth.

But just as he lowered his head and drank his saliva, and when he looked up again, Gargamel was gone......

What about people?

Bad......

Camera down!

Sure enough, Gargamel in the cellar was holding a large jar of edelweiss, patting the edelweiss seal and pouring it into his mouth very boldly. The liquor syrup ran down the corners of her mouth and went all the way to her chest, wetting a piece there, faintly revealing the pink ** inside.

The syrup then continues downstream......

The bottom is blocked by the screen, and you can't see it!

"Alas, what a waste!"

Mouths spoke.

I was not a pest and jumped off the cellar with a crooked heel, and he reminded Gargamel, "There is a certain value to drinking every day to increase experience, and it will have no effect after this amount, you seem to have drunk almost!" Why don't you pack the rest with you......"

"There is wine today, and there is drunkness today!"

Gargamel's pink face had turned red, but she clearly hadn't had enough of it......

I can't persuade it!

"Okay, let's drink together!"

I'm not a pest and I bow my head to get wine......

Right now.

The screen finally can't stop anything!

……

When they climbed up from the cellar, their movements were noticeably slower.

Everyone is carrying more than a dozen jars of edelweiss on their backs, and the key is that both of them have drunk a little too much, and they are in a drunken state, and their mobility has decreased by 2o%. After climbing up, Gu Chenti and the two of them sat on the earthen kang to rest for a while, and then left after returning to their normal state.

Gargamel didn't object.

I don't know why, after tasting the edelweiss in the jar, she suddenly liked it here.

A small courtyard, a quiet earthen house, simple and simple, without too much decoration but a very comfortable feeling, the key is that there is such a good wine...... Wouldn't it be nice to have a place like this in reality, with someone who makes you feel very comfortable?

Sitting on the clay kang, the two of them didn't talk for a few words, and Gargamel was attracted by a painting hanging on the opposite wall.

"What's that, the owner here forgot to take that painting with him!"

"Maybe the painting itself doesn't belong to them......"

"The scenery in the painting is nice!"

"It's a guillotine there, and although the name is terrifying, the scenery there is really beautiful......

"Next time we're going there for a bar?"

"It doesn't seem good!"

"Why?"

"Severed head, broken head wine ......"

"Phew!"

……

"Brother Pest, you see, the two people sitting together in the painting seem to be a very close couple. But the man's back is so rough, well, it's a bit similar to your pig-killing suit, the woman's back should be very delicate, like a fairy in the sky! ”

"Do you really think so?"

"yes, and besides, the puppy next to them is also very cute, it's a husky......"

"Hehe, do you want to see their faces?"

"Can you see it?"

"Of course, you wait!"

As he spoke, I jumped off the kang and went straight to the picture, and as soon as I reached out and took it off. Then he spun the painting in the air, turned it over and hung it back on the wall, when a strange phenomenon appeared.

It turned out to be an extremely rare double-sided painting!

One side is painted with the back, and the other side is the front......

When Gargamel saw the front of the painting, he immediately cheered, "Haha, this man is very handsome, well, it doesn't look like you." But he has three eyes, it should be Erlang God, as for the dog next to him, it turned out to be not a husky, but a roaring dog, but who is the woman next to Erlang God? ”

At this point, I'm not a pest, and I'm already sitting back on the kang anymore.

He replied casually, "I want to think that when Erlang God split the mountain to save his mother, Yao Ji was sunburned for ten days, and Yang Jian took the mountain day by day, chasing the last sun to the West Sea." There, Erlang God was stopped by the third princess of the West Sea, and Yang Jian fell into the arms of the third princess with all his strength, and later ...... That's what happened! ”

"So, the Guillotine Cliff was originally on the edge of the West Sea, and then it came to the Sandstorm City with the migration of the Big 6?"

"It's just a legend!"

"Well, but this legend is beautiful! By the way, does this painting have a name? ”

"It doesn't seem to be!"

"Why don't we give this painting a name?"

"Oh."

"Oh, you're on again. In this way, I'll talk about one first, and you can say another one, let's see which one is good, and decide which one will work? ”

β€œafter,you。”

"Hmm...... I thought, how about calling it better than Jin Jian? Now it's your turn, you say one too! ”

"It's my turn......"

"Tell me quickly, do you want to think about it?"

"You've figured it out!"

"What is it?"

"I think...... How about calling dogs, men and women? ”

"You go to die!"

Gargamel's little wildcat has a temper coming up again, and is about to scratch me in the face when I'm not a pest...... But as soon as she pounced on me and I was not a pest, the two of them suddenly felt the whole small earth house shaking for a while, and then, the system jumped out of a task prompt out of time-

Player, I'm not a pest and Gargamel, because I touched the mechanism on the wall, and recited the right spell, I touched the "Love Than Jin Jian Mission", the task time limit is one hour, and after completing the task, you can get the combined skill "Love Than Jin Jian", which needs to reach a friendship of 10,000 to use!

Love is stronger than gold?

I'm not a pest and Gargamem are looking at each other, and no one knows what it is......

It doesn't matter if you don't know, now the task has started...... First the picture hanging on the wall suddenly twisted automatically, then a door opened on the wall, and then ...... Erlang God, the third princess of the West Sea, and the roaring dog walked out of it in turn.

Before the Great War, there was deathly silence in the Tsuchiya.

Gargamel actually tried to escape, but was pulled back by me not a pest. Next, Erlang God took the lead in front of the two of them, but saw that his third eye was glaring at the boss, and his face was full of anger......

I only heard him yell: "I'm cāo, who just said that we are dogs and men, stand up!" ”

I'm not a pest, I stand straight!

Didn't move.

Tofu Shih Gegamel has never seen this battle, her legs are weak, and she takes half a step back and sits on the edge of the earthen kang......

"Oh......"

"It's you kid!"

Erlang God roared and focused his gaze on me not being a pest, with a look of ill will......

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