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(Heavy rain, power outages, this chapter should have been changed last night...... ）

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Gargamel was furious.

Furious!

Well.

It's annoyed......

Gu Chen could even hear that her voice was mixed with the threatening sound of "meow" after the little female cat was injured!

"Ahhh

"What, you don't say thank you, you dare to say that I wasted a heat value on you? …… Okay, now I'm just standing still, you kill me, kill me, and you don't have to waste your heat points! …… Hmph, bastard! I'm not a pest, I know now that you're a big pest, an invincible pest! ”

Just ......

Due to Gu Chen's unintentional mouthing, Tofu Shih Gegalwitch seized the opportunity to go berserk for the second time today!

Now.

She really screamed like an injured she-cat, "You know, girl, I only deliberately unveiled the list after you killed those guys and repeatedly relieved me, reducing the number of chasing places for you, if not, the ghost would not bother to take care of you!" ”

"Can I admit my mistake?"

Gu Chen's attitude suddenly changed greatly, and he said softly...... He feels that in the current state, honestly admitting his mistakes is his best way out!

Arguing with women?

I want to die!

Really.

Gu Chen thought right, Tofu Shih Ge Garmo is a good girl who eats soft and not hard, and is reasonable and reasonable. As soon as she heard that Gu Chen apologized to herself first, mainly because her voice was so gentle and magnetic, the little girl couldn't get angry anymore, "Meow...... Well, well, how are you going to admit your mistake? ”

"Drink with you!"

"What, drink with me?"

Seeing that Gargamel was not fooled, Gu Chen had no choice but to be honest again, "Okay, please drink......"

"Well, that's pretty much it!"

As soon as he heard that he was going to drink, Gargamel immediately smiled and said, "Say, where are we going to drink?" I've drunk all the wine in Yuelai Restaurant, and the experience value is really rising too slowly, by the way, you said that there is an Edelweiss Tavern in the City of Ice Ling, and it's great to hear the name, or else, let's go there, right? ”

"Okay, come with me!"

With that, I am not a pest, and I took Gargamel's hand and walked back to the city......

in-game.

It was sunset, and from behind, the golden glow hit the two of them, completely obscuring the disadvantage of my short and fat stature of not being a pest, but it also gave Gargamel's delicate back a dazzling aura...... This scene looks full of **beauty!

Meantime.

The picture is also accompanied by the sound of the two people drifting apart......

"Gargamel, why do you call a middle-aged lewd man from a fairy tale?"

"He's so cute!"

"I don't understand, can that image be cute?"

"Yes, don't you think he is persistent, has dreams, and is still very kind, kindness is the most important ......"

"Okay!"

"Well, what do you mean, don't you agree with me?"

"I agree...... However, why did you choose the career of tofu Shih Tzu? ”

"Because, that's what I make at home!"

“……”

"Really! However, my dad did it on a very large scale, in my opinion, he was a junior apprentice from an ordinary tofu factory, all the way to fight monsters and upgrade his strength and finally established his own tofu empire, of course, now he is also involved in some other industries! ”

"Okay, I have one more question for you?"

"Say it!"

"The wanted list is so difficult to swipe, how did you get my spot? Don't...... After coming out of the restaurant, you were worried about my safety, and you have been secretly brushing the list for me? ”

"Don't stink and be beautiful, it's all accidental......"

"Okay."

"It's really boring to say that you're a person, except for oh, it's okay, half-dead, and you don't have your own opinions at all!" At this point, Gargamel suddenly stopped, stretched out his hand and pointed to the sky, "Huh...... Look there, Meteor! Let's make a wish......"

Look in the direction of Gargamel's finger.

Sure enough, it can be seen that in the sunset in the sky, a dazzling light appeared at this moment...... And the light seemed to be sliding in the direction of the two of them!

Is it really just a shooting star?

Suddenly!

I wasn't a pest and jerked Gargamel next to me, picked her up without saying a word, and then he jumped up like a lit kick. After the volley was in the air, the two of them rolled and fell in the direction of a dirt slope......

Just fell under the dirt slope.

I heard a loud "boom" behind the two of them, and the fire was everywhere, and then the overwhelming dust pressed over......

After a while.

When the smoke slowly cleared, the two of them got up and checked where they had just stood......

Now.

There was a pit blown out of the pit big enough to bury a mammoth!

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"Is this missile location tracking?"

Looking at the big pit on the ground, the gray-faced Gargamel asked with a smack of his tongue as he patted the dust on his body.

"It's not!"

"It's not that level yet, it's an ordinary rocket attack!"

I was also disgraced, I was not a pest but I stood calmly on the edge of the pit, completely ignoring the ash and slag constantly falling from his head and body, he kept gesturing with his two hands around the big pit, as if judging the direction of the rocket attack!

Gargamel, on the other hand, only slapped the dust off his body a few times, and then ran over to help me straighten my clothes without being a pest......

"Are you going to kill the pig?"

Gargamel nagged relentlessly as he chased after me and slapped the dust on his body, "Look at the way you are dressed, with pigskin shoulders on top, pigskin pants on the bottom, and ...... on the inside." Well, plus the pigskin gloves you bought from me, by the way, do you have a pigskin mask? ”

"Nope!"

Gu Chen replied absentmindedly.

"That's fine, otherwise you'll be a two-skinned face......"

"Come with me!"

I wasn't a pest, I didn't hear Gargamel's nagging at all, and when he was done, he took Tofu Shih Tzu's hand and left......

"Where are we going?"

"Find someone!"

"Who are you looking for?"

"Rocketeer......

"Where is he?"

"Over there!"

As I spoke, I was not a pest, and Gargamel was pulling him over a field of blooming flowers, and toward a grove not far away. Just when the two of them were about to reach the edge of the grove, they saw a black figure carrying a bamboo tube-like thing, rushing out of it and desperately fleeing in the direction of returning to the city.

It's just that with such a heavy bazooka on your back, how can you run fast......

Rocketeer melee is scum!

Half a minute later.

I'm not a pest I've caught up with the rocketeer who sneaked up on me, knocking him to the ground with three punches and two kicks, and stepping on him with one foot!

"Say, who told you to come?"

"If you want to kill, kill it, don't talk nonsense, I won't say it's laughing at my crazy sB... 2 goods forced me to come! ”

"You're not from the end of the world?"

"It's not!"

"For money?"

"Not even ......"

"Then why did you listen to him?"

"Rub, Lao Tzu eats under his father's hands, don't you listen to him? If you really didn't listen to him, Lao Tzu would have beaten him a long time ago......"

"Let's go!"

Saying that, I'm not a pest and retracted my feet.

"Don't pretend, a kick of humiliation, he will repay it every day!"

After the rocketeer got up from the ground, he didn't even say a word of thanks, but turned his head around his neck and left......

"Why did you let him go!"

Gargamel asked, pouting, puzzled.

Gu Chen replied, "The reason is very simple, if I kill him directly, I will have nothing to say when I go back and laugh at my madness." But now that I let him go, laughing at my madness, I am likely to feel that he has not done his best, and naturally he will be unhappy, and there will naturally be contradictions, and maybe I can plant a seed of instability around that guy! ”

"You're so insidious!"

After listening to Gu Chen's words, Gargamel replied disdainfully.

"Hehe, lie to you, how can it be so complicated. He's just a bullied little minion, and it's useless to kill him! ”

"I think you're still insidious......"

No way.

Gu Chen immediately began to change the subject, "Okay, let me ask you, guess how I knew that he was hiding here?" ”

The lure succeeds!

Gargamel immediately forgot about Gu Chen's insidiousness, she blinked her eyes and replied seriously, "Of course I know, I just saw you take a look at the east and west over there, and you must have calculated the angle according to the theory of parabola, and then traced it back to the starting point from the end, right?" ”

"Wrong."

"No way, I saw you all the time there!"

"I calculated the equivalent value of the rocket launcher based on the size of the crater that was blown out, so as to calculate how much qi and blood damage it would cause! At the same time, I want to know how many chances we have to survive if we stand still and really get blown up......"

For Gu Chen's explanation, Gargamel was not convinced at all!

"No, no, no! You're talking complete nonsense, so explain how did you know that guy was hiding in this grove? ”

"You're stupid!"

Gu Chen didn't hide his surprised tone, "Don't you see that there is a hiding place around except for this grove?" ”

"Ahem!"

This time, it was Gargamel's turn to change the subject, "By the way, you just said that the equivalent value and damage are calculated, so what would be the result if we were hit?" ”

"You can't die, at most you'll be seriously injured!"

"What about you?"

"Alas, the serious injuries are not cured......"

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