Chapter 153: I'm Your Neighbor's Uncle Wang

Today's interaction is still lively, and the necromancer and paladin twist together like candy grabbing children.

"Let go of me, you woman! Having said that, leave this matter to me, you make lunch at home, put the bath water, and then change into an apron and kneel in the hallway to wait for me to come back! ”

"It won't be good to bring someone with you! People want to check it out, too! It's lonely to be at home alone! ”

“…… Are you a three-year-old? First I was confident to complete the task, and then I desperately refused to insist, and now I want to follow me with a dead face, which is as capricious as the little overlord server of the little mother! Sigma struggled vigorously and said angrily, "Where is your girl's reserve and self-esteem dead!" ”

"I'm a paladin! The so-called reserve and self-esteem are not very important compared to an innocent life! Ji Li hugged Sigma hard, using her hands and feet together, and almost the whole person hung on him, "In short, for the safety of Eisen's life, you can't act alone!" I'm going with you! ”

"I refuse!" Sigma struggled hard, "Don't forget! You have done very bad things to the simple and kind Mr. Eisen, and appearing in front of him at this moment will make him remember the fear of being cannoned by you! ”

"If I don't go with you, he will face the fact that he is humiliated by you!"

"You don't use that word the right word! What is humiliation! How could I do such a thing! Sigma struggled hard, and a candle and a leather whip fell out from under his robe......

"......" Ji Li Muran lowered her head. Look at the delicate candle and leather whip, and suddenly said angrily. "Sigmar, you're too much! I'd rather use these things on a dead fat pig with only one side of the relationship than let me enjoy it! ”

“…… The reason for the anger is actually this!? Your mind is so filthy! Sigma said angrily, "The purpose of the whip is to drive away horses, but it has been specially processed so that it is painful to smoke but will not leave scars!" Candles are only used for lighting, but in order to prevent naughty children from accidentally getting hurt, a special substance is added, even if the molten candle tears drop on the skin. It's only a little painful but not burned! This is a humanized technological advancement, not a prop used to play "s--m"! So where do you think of you guy with a head full of obscene thoughts! ”

“…… You yourself have said it all in detail! "You're trying to destroy his soul!" ”

"You know an egg! It's called breaking and then standing! It is a necessary part to reshape the three views and start a new life! Sigma insisted, "I admit that my approach was very yellow and violent, but I am responding to the request to Baron Freman in my own way!" Otherwise, what can you do? Teach him with your tolerance and patience!? ”

"But you can't use such an extreme method! Anyway, how many suspicious props did you bring! Jili touched Sigma's body twice, and then dropped a few strange-shaped items, and the yellow paladin looked at it intently. Then he blushed and whispered, "You even know this......"

"Fortunately, it's okay, the little yellow book sent every month is occasionally mixed with a strange book with suspicious content, and I have nothing to do to flip through it, I have never eaten pork and seen a pig run......" Sigma smiled smugly, and then shook his head vigorously. Wrong! I didn't make these things! It's okay if you don't look at me with the admiring eyes of the mountains! I don't want to be admired by you in this regard! That's right, these little props that seem to have strange uses are just me opening any door to my bedroom closet and entering a strange world on an expedition that finally knocked down a blue cat-type alchemy golem and burst out of the four-dimensional pocket on his stomach! ”

"I'm not interested in where these things come from! What matters is what you intend to do with these things horrible things! ”

"It's not scary at all! The progress of technology must require knowledge and exploration, and knowledge and exploration must be sacrificed! I just want Mr. Eisen to help me and experience the role of these mysterious props as a real person! As a scholar, he will definitely cooperate and understand me! Sigma struggled to move forward.

"No, no, no, he won't understand! Sigmar, only I understand you! If you really want to experiment with this kind of item, I can endure humiliation and sacrifice to be your test subject! ”

"No, no, no, you just want to satisfy your own dark and shameful **!"

"Say whatever you want! In short, don't do strange things to Mr. Eisen! Even if you do, please take me with you! I'm a paladin! Know the Light! Even if you accidentally break him, I can rescue him right away! Kieli dragged Sigma hard. That way, you'll be able to play sustainably! ”

"Me! No! Want! Sigma bluntly refused. I won't hurt his body! I'm going to torture his soul! You don't know how to treat soul scars, and you can't feel much softness on your back, the paladin is just like a cute editor who dresses up all day long and dresses up with double ponytails but never gives a! ”

"What do you think of the editor-in-charge!"

"Isn't it the author's comfort device and the recommended position release machine?"

"Stop! End this topic! Gilly exclaimed, "...... Anyway, if you don't take me, I won't let you out! If you want to test the stamina of the paladin, give it a try! Let's see who can't bear it first! ”

"The wisdom of the Yellow Duan Paladin!" Sigma smiled proudly and raised her voice, "There's a pant outside!" Mobilize your collective wisdom! Use your brains! Before it gets dark, let that dead fat man in Eisen cry bitterly and roll over and cry and beg for my education! Do it! Take the bold action! I've got my back! Do this thing beautifully, and I will blow the pillow wind to your big boss and say good things about you! Funding for the operation was received from Kidd! I can provide the necessary supplies! Whether it's a stinking potion or a no-lift potion, I've got it all here! After the deed is completed, each participant will be rewarded with five gold coins! The only requirement is that no one is killed! It's no problem to fight half to death! We have a beautiful, beautiful and gentle pale-breasted paladin big sister here! Monopoly on all kinds of half-dead! ”

"You, you, you, you scoundrel!" Ji Li was so angry that she smacked the necromancer hard, "How can you do this! I was wrong! Am I wrong? What do you want? ”

Sigma laughed and said, "I just want to see you so angry and stupid!" Let you tease me in the morning! ”

"Your vindictiveness is really unusually strong, hey!"

"But then again, you're going to be coerced by me for something like this......" Sigma stopped struggling and smiled, "Isn't that dead fat man annoying?" It's a Lolita who is obsessed with elves.,And said you're an ugly woman.,I'm going to teach him a little lesson.,You should like it.。 ”

"I'm just not at ease, who knows what you'd do if you went it alone! If I can't stop it, I can still make amends, don't worry, I'll be patient this time! Kirly hung on Sigma and muttered.

"Can't you see that you are still a very gentle person, even if you are treated badly by Eisen, you don't want to see him hurt?" Sigma shook her head and said, "So, I'm not going to do anything to him." ”

"I don't believe it." Ji Li held her chin and said with a smile, "I was said to be an ugly woman by Eisen, Sigma didn't talk about it, I must be very dissatisfied in my heart, and I must want to wait for an opportunity to help me get angry, although I am very happy about this, but as a paladin and a girl who is not vain at all, people don't want to cause any bloodshed because of themselves!" ”

"Your unusually high self-confidence and terminally ill paranoia have never changed." Sigma's face didn't change, but before he could finish speaking, he felt a numb right ear, surrounded by a soft and moist feeling, and then his ear was bitten lightly, and before he could say anything, Ji Li jumped off him, waved her hand, and snorted softly, "I still think Sigma is more frank and cute after being drunk." ”

She jumped towards the door, and when she reached the door, she put her hands behind her back, turned around and smiled, "Hurry up!" ”

“…… Neurotic. Sigma shook her head, smiled and followed.

A day later, the Necromancer and Paladin reappeared at the gates of the Eisen Scholars.

The two looked at each other and smiled, and knocked on the door.

"Who!" Footsteps sounded with impatient inquiry.

"It's me." Sigma smiled and groaned, "Your neighbor's Uncle Wang. ”

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