Chapter 152: As long as it is not discovered, it is not a crime!
"At this moment, looking at your expression, I can guess that there seem to be ten thousand grass and mud horses with cute little hooves rushing over the field of your mind with lively and joyful joy." Sigma looked at Jili who exclaimed in surprise, and divided the fried eggs on the plate neatly, "If you can't pretend to be forced, you will be slapped in the face in seconds, what a funny morning show, what, what kind of easy and interesting task did your big-faced Uncle Freman arrange for you?" ”
Jili glared at Sigma and stomped her feet, "He asked me to confess to you, and then he brought you home to show my father!" ”
When Sigma heard this, his face remained unchanged, and he sneered disdainfully: "This kind of nonsense god unfolding plot can only be imagined by a girl who obviously has strange hobbies but insists that she is not a pervert and has a worrying level of discipline, how can an old man like a monkey spirit like a red baron do such a boring stupid thing?" And this alone can make you have such a violent reaction without a lower limit? Fool the ghosts, so your level of nonsense and storytelling needs to be improved. ”
Stuffing the last piece of fried egg into his mouth, Sigma picked up the milk next to him, drank it slowly and methodically under Jili's helpless glare, and finally wiped his mouth with a napkin: "In fact, I have already guessed that ** is not far from ten, so fate, what a wonderful fate, retribution came so fast that the great paladins were caught off guard......"
Ji Li's face kept changing, and finally said categorically: "No, I can't do this task!" Let's go and reject Uncle Freman! ”
The necromancer cleared his throat, pinched his nose, and said in a shrill voice that didn't look like Ji Li at all, "I'm a silver-level mercenary. Don't talk all day about what kind of oil bottle I am, just look, I'll do this task alone. It can also be completed for you beautifully, and it is a complete task, and when the time comes, you will have to be impressed, and exclaim in disbelief-"
Then, posing as a frightened girl, he clutched his cheeks and screamed exaggeratedly, "Father! ”
After doing this, he turned around. How cheap is the smug smile: "When you said this kind of thing just now, didn't you look amazing?" Why is it wilting now? Aren't you a silver-tier mercenary? Aren't you going to finish the task beautifully? ”
"But this thing is different!" Gilly protested, "Except for the Paladin. I'm a girl, too! I also have a girl's reserve and shame! I just can't do it! ”
"Reserved and ashamed? Do you have such a thing? Sigma was surprised, "I wish you had taken into account your reserved and ashamed crouching in the corner crying as you unscrupulously threw your brawl and squirted yellow jokes......"
"When has this been, are you still talking about the wind and cold!" Gilly is going crazy.
Sigma crouched down and picked up the letter that Gilly had dropped on the ground, flicking the dust off it. Skip the nonsense. Picking up important passages, he recited: "...... Your task is simple, I have the only son of an old friend of many years who lives in Morning Light, and although he is gifted, he is immersed in useless academic research and evil fantasies, which makes his parents both sad and disappointed, and I have persuaded him several times, but it is completely useless. So, it's my old friend and my expectation. I hope that Lilianu will teach and persuade him to get out of his false illusions with the tolerance and patience of the clergy. Face up to the real and beautiful world, wave your talents in the right direction, inherit the family business, and be filial to your parents, so as not to make the efforts of your ancestors in vain and disgrace the glory of hard work. He is a well-known eccentric in Chenguang Town, and the coachman must know where his home is, you only need to tell him to go to Eisen's scholar's house, and Eisen is his name. ”
Sigma glanced at the expressionless Kiri, and continued: "In addition, please Lilianu must carefully remember one thing, and it is important to keep Sigma restrained at all times, after all, he was born in the Washington family, he has an upright character, heroic and resolute, and his body flows with pure warrior blood, like Washington's firm belief The family of the creed of 'no regrets in a life of struggle' will definitely be extremely disgusted with the lifestyle of my old friend's son, even if he won't add fists and kicks, he will definitely speak ill of him, and Sigma is a person who is very good at taunting at a glance, so be careful, don't let him mess things up......"
"What an open-eyed old blind man...... Sigma sighed, reassuring him, "the tolerance and patience of the clergy? Your lovely Miss Lilianu just happened to spray Mr. Eisen all over yesterday, and smashed the matter early, from concept taunts to personal attacks, and has done everything from concept taunts to personal attacks, and has reached the point where you can unlock the Mouth Cannon achievement. And I, a sharp-tongued Washington, had a good conversation with Eisen, and almost became friends......"
He gloated and put his hand on Gilly's shoulder, and said with a smile: "When reading this letter, is there a pain in the face of being turned around by the old baron?" Even I feel a little empathy when I see it, and my face burns! ”
Ji Li gave Sigma an elbow with an expressionless face, then stared at the necromancer, raised her fingers, and said resolutely: "In short, my skin is not thick enough to taunt others fiercely and then turn my head and teach him to be a man as if nothing happened, anyway, I will definitely not do this matter!" If you want to do it, do it yourself! If I don't want to do it, I'll go to Uncle Freman and refuse! ”
Sigma earnestly advised, "You might as well go and give it a try." Maybe Eisen is a hidden tremor, and after being refuted by you in all directions, he awakened a very strange interest, and regarded you as the goddess of life, maybe when the time comes, he will obediently do whatever you say......"
"I don't want it." Ji Li covered her ears and said indifferently, "Have you ever heard of same-sex rejection?" If Eisen is really shaking m, then there will be attribute rejection with me, who is a fantasy remnant of the trembling m, and the two of us will become competitors, and there will be a bigger conflict, and maybe it will make things worse, so my highness Sigma, the male god in my life, please educate the fat boar who can't figure out the situation on my behalf......"
…… It's all already talking nonsense! And I'd rather admit my attributes without discipline than deal with Eisen! How many needles do you have in this woman's heart! And what the hell is the name of the competitor!
Sigma looked at Jiri, who was squatting in a ball on the corner of the table with a "I just don't cooperate" look, and sighed: "Okay, okay, I'll solve this matter......"
When Ji Li heard this, she was slightly taken aback, she raised her head and said in surprise: "You ......"
"I'll go get ready." Sigma walked up the stairs, looked back at the surprised Kelly, and smiled gently, "You can stay at home and make lunch and wait for me to come back." Leave this matter to me, whether he is angry or angry, I will try my best to enlighten and persuade him, and try to guide him on the right path......"
"Wait!" Kelly took a few steps forward, "You don't have to do this!" Eisen's wayward guy will definitely not have a good face, and he will definitely make things difficult and sarcastic to you......"
"I will treat him as a fat round boar in my heart, and treat his malicious expression as a humming sound." Sigma blinked, "Athena really wants to be a mercenary, and she is working hard for it, and I should help her wholeheartedly." You've already reprimanded Eisen, and considering your self-esteem as a girl, you shouldn't have let you see him again, so ......"
The necromancer thumped his chest: "I'll leave it to me, at this moment, the man should have something to shoulder." ”
"Sigma ......," said Gilly, with some emotion, "I'm not used to your discipline." ”
The necromancer smiled handsomely and walked into his room.
About ten minutes later, Sigma changed into the mage robe she was traveling in and walked down from the second floor, and Jili seemed to have made up her mind, stepped forward, and said firmly: "I thought about it, I shouldn't ......"
"Shhhhh......h Don't worry, I'll be patient and tolerant enough to persuade Eisen......"
Hearing this, Ji Li smiled softly: "Sigma who said such things looks reliable......"
Before she could finish speaking, she heard a soft noise, and when she looked down, something fell from Sigma's mage robe and fell to the floor: "What is this?" ”
Sigma picked up the short stick on the ground without changing his face, and explained: "Although it looks like it is equipped with a short impact rod of fifteen thunder fields, but the truth is by no means so, it is just a small electric shock toy, it can only stir up a slight spark in the air, and it has absolutely no side effects on the human body, you know that there is a special therapy called electrotherapy......"
Before the words fell, another scroll fell out, Sigma picked it up again, and smiled awkwardly: "I took too many things, I didn't put them away, don't look at me with such eyes, although this scroll scatters relatively powerful negative energy fluctuations, but that's just a false appearance, it's really not a cruel intimidation scroll......"
There was a soft bang, and a small ball fell out of which pocket it didn't know from, and rolled into the distance with a clatter, Sigma said indifferently: "When I look at your appearance, I know that you think you are treating it as a miniature yang bomb, but it's not like this, the scientific name of this kind of thing is called a plug ball, I think you should know it very well......"
"What are you going to do with these things?" Ji Li complained loudly, "I was very moved just now, it turns out that you just want to take advantage of the chaos to make a mess!" ”
"That's not true." Sigma gave a thumbs up: "I'm here to educate a runaway youth." ”
"It's a crime! Crime! ”
"It's okay." The Necromancy Division covered half of his face and said in a deep voice, "As long as it is not revealed, it is not a crime." ”
"Sure enough, I'd better go along......" Ji Li said weakly.
"Huh." Sigma smiled proudly, "I refuse. (To be continued......)
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