Chapter 151: Father!
Sigma was just scared and sweated, and then there was a false alarm, and he couldn't help but feel refreshed, he jumped out of bed, took the quilt in Jili's hand, drank the water, and the warm water went down the throat, the uncomfortable feeling of hangover was swept away, and the whole person came to life, so Uncle Sigma looked cute, glared and said, "Who gave me a bath last night?" You? So my innocent body has been seen by you? No, I'll see you too! ”
"You washed it yourself, idiot." Ji Li glanced at him, "Who wants to look at you!" ”
"Dissent!" Sigma pointed at Kiri and shouted, "I remember last night!" I fell asleep after you helped me out of the tavern! ”
"The objection is invalid." Ji Li spread her hands and said with a look of disdain, "Although you suddenly fell asleep at that time, when Athena hugged you and got up, her hand slipped for a while, burying your face in her chest, and as a result, you rubbed it a few times, and suddenly woke up, yelling like a little pervert, 'Sister, I want milk' or something......"
“…… It seems that I'm more open than usual when I'm drunk. Sigma said deeply, "And then?" ”
"And then?" Ji Li pursed her lips and smiled, "Athena blushed and said, 'How can people have milk if they don't have a baby', but you are clamoring to be coquettish and want to feed, there is no way, so ......"
"......," Sigma swallowed, "so she blushed and pulled open her shirt to reveal her plump orb, and shyly brought the little pink cherry to my mouth......"
"Wonderful fantasy, and I admit it. Athena seemed to be really hesitant to do that......" Gilly smiled brightly and gave Sigma a thumbs up, "but with me by the side." How could such an immoral thing be allowed to happen! I mentioned to Athena, if you want to eat milk so much, I will simply take you to the cow ranch to eat enough, but at that time, although you were in a brain-dead state after alcoholism, but the biological instinct as a witty little friend is still there, and you flatly refused, what a pity......"
“…… You wicked obstacle! Sigma pounced with teeth and claws. Wanting to choke Kiri's neck and kill this evil animal, the paladin, although dressed as a wife in a virtuous home suit, easily held Sigma's hands. The two parties were at a stalemate again, looking at Ji Li close at hand, with a well-groomed face, the necromancer said angrily, "Dress up to be virtuous, elegant and temperamental." Nor can you hide your bad nature! Which newlywed wife will compete with her husband! ”
"Oh? Is it? How do I remember someone lying in bed with a happy, intoxicated and heart-warming look? And now after me. The gaze was also blank but heartwarming, wasn't it impressed by my virtuous and elegant temperament? Ji Li smiled and said, "Don't talk about it, your body is still very honest!" ”
"You still have the face to say that you did such a despicable and filthy thing to me after getting me drunk!" Sigma said angrily, "Setting up a crime scene while I was drowsy and dazed, and hinting at the most despicable details tried to make me have a false perception, so that I could be wrongly lied to the responsibility of the mistake, and took the opportunity to solve the single problem that you can almost never solve." At last you were able to take possession of my family property, my title and power, as well as my most precious chastity and male sex that you have coveted for a long time! How hateful you are planning such a despicable conspiracy! This is simply an empty glove white wolf! You'll have to at least make a show first! If you just plan to kill me like this, maybe I'll pinch my nose and follow! ”
"So that's the point of the question! You want to be beautiful! Gilly spat out. The two of them used their four arms hard, but unfortunately they were still deadlocked, just like the protracted festival war between the lower limit necromancer and the yellow duanzi paladin, sometimes the east wind overwhelmed the west wind, and sometimes the west wind overwhelmed the east wind, in short, no one side could occupy an overwhelming advantage and achieve decisive results, the knight girl sneered, "Then again, I like your lazy appearance of reversing black and white with a dead faceless temperance!" Got you drunk? Chastity and masculinity? **? Maybe? Is there anyone more shameless in this world than you? ”
"Absolutely! I'm still far from it! Sigma said proudly, " It's like someone who clearly writes a Western fantasy style novel, and there is neither a game background nor a system in the book, but because he thinks the fantasy area is too cold, the fantasy area is too hot, so he runs to the game area to open the vest, and with a large number of old readers, he calls himself a newcomer, and the new book is like a humanoid mocking lamp, but he is not ashamed at all, and now after it is on the shelf, he also begins to compete with his real game area peers with peace of mind, and the classification of the monthly ticket list is cheeky, and he said that he wants to update the old book, but there has been no movement so far, compared to this kind of person, it is like a pure little white flower, you are right, right? ! ”
"......" There was a dead silence between the two.
"Why do you suddenly feel a little weak......" Sigma looked at Ji Li who was speechless, and said with a dry smile, "Hey, Ji Li, don't talk about it, say something, why do I feel so uneasy......"
Ji Li looked at him for a while, and said slowly: "Who is the person you said just now, why can't I understand what you are saying." ”
"Maybe it's a man with a big heart...... It's better if you don't understand......" Sigma wiped a cold sweat and clumsily changed the subject, "Anyway, I didn't do anything strange last night." ”
The two of them were no longer interested in making trouble, and Ji Li took the opportunity to let go of Sigma's hand and said indifferently: "No, except for saying that you want to show us the special decanting skills of the necromancer, and then you danced a strange hip dance on the street like the native of the Aranna bush to hold a strange sobering ceremony, and after doing it, you slapped a chaotic curse on your stomach to forcibly induce vomiting, and finally lay down at the mouth of the sewer and almost vomited all the bile, you didn't do anything too strange." ”
“…… At least, it looks like it's working. Sigma was silent for a while, and said indifferently, "This sobering technique is what I thought, and I am going to use it to entertain the two major wine barrels in the family when I go home, they should like it very much......"
Gilly had heard Sigma talk about his overly lively family. So I couldn't help but imagine this image in my mind: in the middle of the vast open-air square, a grand bonfire burst into the sky, and a group of happy people who looked similar to Sigma but were full of muscles sang and danced wildly with wine bottles. They were drunk and hazy, and shouted loudly for "His Excellency the most promising necromancer in the family" to perform one, so Sigma commanded the two sons of the Washington family to gather in a circle and twist their butts to dance the suspicious dance of last night, and held the so-called sobering ceremony, after the dance, the most promising necromancer, His Excellency exhaled, and the powerful palm blow with a fierce chaotic curse struck the lower abdomen of the men with expectant faces. By the time Sigma finished working, there was an extra ton of vomit in the campfire square, and a burly man lying on the ground rolling in a ball......
Think of this kind of scene. She couldn't help but laugh: "Your family...... It's really lively. ”
"I suppose the weird atmosphere created by the lack of energy, the simplicity of the mind, and the smirking all day long is more noisy, noisy and funny than lively......," Sigma shook his head. Laughed. "Well, maybe in their eyes, it's me who doesn't think it's normal - but we're all family anyway."
There was a basin and toiletries in the room that Gilly had brought with the concept of "making a show is to make a full set", so Sigma washed her face, brushed her teeth and combed her hair, and Gilly waited quietly, handing Sigma a towel or comb when she needed it, perhaps enjoying the indescribably strange atmosphere. The necromancer was not pretentious, and after saying thank you, he naturally took it. In the eyes of outsiders, there is really a bit of the tacit understanding and atmosphere of newlyweds......
After washing, Sigma wiped his hands with a towel and said softly, "Thank you for taking care of me last night, and besides, you look good in this dress, and your clothes and people are very beautiful." ”
Jili seemed taken aback by Sigma's rare candor, then smiled mischievously and blinked, "So your impression of me has changed?" How much has the opinion increased? Is it exciting? ”
"What's for breakfast?" Sigma put on her outer robe and said lightly.
“…… Glamorously ignoring me like that? Gilly was stunned.
Sigma ignored her and walked straight downstairs.
"Could it be that I can't adapt to me who doesn't talk about pornography for a while? Don't be shy! Kieli chased after her.
"It's noisy, you should continue to talk about pornographic jokes, it's not so much that you can't adapt to it for a while, it's better to say that your character setting has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people." Sigma walked down the stairs and saw that there was no one in the living room, and wondered, "Where's Athena?" ”
"I went out early in the morning. I escorted you home drunk last night, and after you took a shower and changed your clothes and went to bed, we chatted for a while. She talked about her cognition of the incident yesterday afternoon and a little thought, and she went to practice it today. Ji Li explained slightly, and then protested, "Also, don't define the value of my life as telling pornographic jokes!" ”
"It's noisy, what other role do you have besides telling pornographic jokes to exercise my ability to complain? Oh, except for adding to the mess. Sigma sat down in her chair, tied her napkin, took her knife and fork, pointed at Kelly, and said indifferently, "Did you mess up the matter with Eisenscholars?" It is said that the retreat route has been arranged, where is the retreat? ”
"Uncle Freman is also eligible for recommendation! I already told him about it last night! You were just frolicking with Athena last night, and of course you didn't hear it. Gilly snorted triumphantly, "Uncle Freman has a good impression of Athena, but rules are rules, and they still have to be tested." However, the uncle had a big face and said that if he completed the task he gave, he would take the third recommendation place! In other words, Athena takes care of Ellie's affairs, and we finish Uncle Freman's mission, so Athena can get the mercenary qualification! ”
“…… Oh. Sigma forked a piece of omelette and stuffed it in his mouth.
"What kind of cold attitude are you, what's wrong?" Gilly asked.
"It's just that it suddenly occurred to me that the three of us have wasted so much time in this town and lost a lot of precious rituals just to get a black iron-level broken mercenary certificate, which is a little painful."
"Don't say that, after yesterday's events, you've also changed your opinion of mercenaries, haven't you?" Gilly picked up a letter from the table and shook it, "Uncle Freman woke up in the morning and went to inspect the river, and when he saw that we hadn't woken up yet, he left a letter with the task he gave us, so we hurried out after breakfast and completed the task that Uncle Freman gave us beautifully, if you don't want to go, I'll go by myself!" ”
She opened the envelope and snorted softly: "I'm a silver-level mercenary, don't talk about what kind of oil bottle I am all day long, look at it, even if I do it alone, I can complete it for you beautifully, and it is a complete task, and when the time comes, I have to impress you, and exclaim in disbelief, 'Father'......"
Ji Li unfolded the letter and glanced at it, first stunned for a moment, and then her expression suddenly became wonderful.
The letter slipped quietly from her hand, but she didn't realize it, the knight girl's eyes were glazed, she raised her head, suddenly held her face, and exclaimed, "Father! (To be continued......)
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