Chapter 199: Bright Weapons, Girl!
When Ford saw Sigma's smirk, he shuddered.
She felt a powerful spiritual pressure from the necromancer's smile...... Oh, it was malice, the black malice was almost pouring out of the other person's body, so she saw that the opportunity was not good, and slowly retreated, ready to flee - although it was dark and cold outside and it was raining, it was better than falling into his hands!
But Sigma had already taken precautions, and when he stepped forward, the holy sword sensed it, and with a long roar, the Heavenly Holy Sword forged by the father himself was unprincipled and made a sword-shaped dogleg of a necromancer bullying men and women, and the holy light sword released was like a substance, forcing Ford to keep retreating, and the Great Demon King stood with his waist crossed in a moment, and said with a smile: "Where are you going?" β
Ford bit his lip, glanced at the blue anger, and felt remorse in his heart, he never expected that the other party would have such a hole card - she is also well-informed, the long sword in front of her that exudes brilliant holy light will feel a slight tingling of the soul even if you look at it, its quality has already surpassed the grade of the top enchanted weapon, only the legendary artifact will have this kind of power and spirituality, so this guy who can hold the holy light artifact...... What the hell is the origin?
She still had a hint of luck in her heart, and asked in a trembling voice, "You...... Are you from the Holy See? β
Sigma smiled proudly, and unfolded the surging power of death in his body, the eternal and quiet negative energy turned into a cold blue light and escaped, the candle flame in the living room faltered, and the temperature in the room dropped suddenly, announcing the arrival of the death bringer - Ford was already dumbfounded, and it was not surprising that a paladin with holy light appeared in front of her with this holy sword. But why a necromancer!
"Isn't it weird? Wondering why I, as a necromancer, hold a holy sword? That's a long story......" Sigma sighed deeply, whispering in a magnetic voice, "when I was born." The entire realm of death is whispering the same name, so what...... But that's not the point, the point is that as I grew up to rule the country with death and teasing, and was about to be crowned king, a group of plagued papal bald heads attacked a village in our north, overpowering the skeletons and zombies who had been guarding themselves. I was sent to investigate the situation, and found that it was a terrible sight, and that the bald men had done very cruel things. Not only did they overkill the dead, but they also spared the dead in the graves, purifying them one by one with holy light until the bones would never be awakened, thus depriving them of the right to die again......"
Sigma began to burst into tears, "Angry, I'm chasing all the way. The big bald head ran away. In order to prevent the disaster from further expanding, I reluctantly took the first step and simply woke up all the dead in the tomb along the way, but this still couldn't stop the evil deeds of the big bald heads. I hated my weakness and wanted to have more power, so according to the ancient legend, I went to find a magic sword with great power. My little blonde lolita friend and I have gone through a lot of trouble to find the magic sword and plan to use it against the big bald heads, but I didn't expect it to be a conspiracy of the despicable Holy See. Where is a magic sword, it is clearly a holy sword! It's a big conspiracy! They intend to use the power of the Holy Sword to corrupt me, and make me degenerate from a necromancer who drags and wields a Coolmaster into a dull paladin, as the vanguard of their light all over the continent, and now I am trying my best to resist the erosion of the Holy Sword, I must defeat it, otherwise I will become a rational paladin, and I will no longer be able to wreak, no longer be dead, and no longer be able to play with the dead...... Isn't it miserable, you say? β
Ford blinked: "...... Wouldn't that be great? And I always feel that this plot is familiar but weird......"
"Kouhu!" Sigma said angrily, "In the novel, the Holy See has been the undisputed villain since ancient times, and you actually think their atrocities are handsome? There should be a limit to Secondary 2! β
Ford just wanted to argue, but suddenly found that his train of thought had been led away by Sigma's nonsense, so he snorted coldly, came back to his senses, and began to silently look for the best way to escape again.
Sigma was still grumbling: "Anyway, you remember clearly!" If I degenerate into a paladin, the Noren Continent will fall into a dark catastrophe, what kind of beast-eared Niang race is going west, the black dragon Lori is going to destroy the world, and the Holy See is going to carry out ten special rectification operations on the Noren Continent...... You must not want this to happen, so you must help me and stop my fall! β
Maybe it's Sigma's acting skills that are really amazing, maybe it's because his two-step approach is oppressive, Ford asked stupidly, "...... How can I help? β
"Can be of great help!" Sigma raised her fingers and said, "You don't know, the Holy Light has a side effect, that is, after practicing emotional intelligence, the stronger the Holy Light, the lower the emotional intelligence, and as soon as the emotional intelligence is low, there will be no heterosexual relationship, and there will be no heterosexual relationship and loneliness, and we necromancers will begin to develop friendship β and friendship β between the same sex, and we necromancers are outright heterosexuals, and they are all great gentlemen who pursue the love of men and women, so the biggest difference between the priesthood and the necromancer is the aspect of sexual orientation!" They always say we're heretics! β
β¦β¦ Shouldn't the biggest difference be the opposition between the energetic nature of the Light and the Power of Death?
"Therefore, the Holy See's plan is to reverse my sexual orientation, as long as my sexual orientation changes, then the power of the Holy Sword will take advantage of it!" Sigma spat a few times with disdain, and then added, "Just like the paladin you saw during the day, it's a leftover woman...... No, the character of the remaining aunt, because she couldn't find a man for a long time, has tended to be psychopathic, but she is the right-hand man of the Holy See, the kind who came to spy on me, and she has made terrible hints and brainwashes to me along the way, always telling me how good the pseudo-mother is, and I am unswervingly and desperately resisting - I could have lasted a long time, but I accidentally met you, Ford, you know, I need a positive answer from you to strengthen my heart......"
At this point, Sigma's flirtatious smile disappeared completely, and his more intriguing face was full of perseverance and strictness. As if he was really a warrior who fought against the Holy See, he looked solemn and deep, bowed his head and said, "Please." Ford, the fate of the entire continent, is in your hands at this moment......"
β¦β¦ It turns out that I still want to ask this by knocking on the side.
Ford nodded with a clear face, looked at the other party's resolute bunker acting skills with a hint of pleading, showed a bright smile, and said softly: "People are boys." Hurry up and shake your sexual orientation and become a. β
Sigma's face changed instantly, and he snorted, "Damn, I've seen through." β
Ford felt insulted by his IQ: "...... Why do you think this can fool me? β
The necromancer looked up at the sky: "Just because you came with high spirits, but after I was slurred in public, I was full of confidence to break the trick with my strength, and I killed you again to the point of explosion, and finally I fished it out of the torrent like a mud monkey and brought it here to tease - judging by the intelligence you showed in these incidents." I think this kind of can really fool you......"
"......" was poked in the soft underbelly again, and Ford stared at Sigma viciously, if it weren't for the enemy's strength and my weakness, she would have pounced on it and tore it with all her might......
Having said such a lot. Sigma has a dry mouth. At the same time, he gradually became impatient, so he gave an ultimatum: "Take off your transformation props!" Prove to me that you're a girl! Hurry up! β
In a desperate situation, Ford simply broke the jar and broke it, anyway, she couldn't coax it, she sneered a few times: "I told you, I'm a man!" If you don't believe me, check it yourself! β
"Do you think I don't dare?" The necromancer said angrily.
"Huh." Ford replied in just two words.
"It looks like we can't talk about it." Sigma let out a long sigh. "Miss Ford, I want to ask you something...... Listen to me talk nonsense for so long. Is your diarrhea worse? β
"......" had been preoccupied with Sigma and looking for an escape opportunity, but when he was reminded by the necromancer, Fordden felt his stomach tossing and turning, and ...... I really want to think about that.
Fooled.
Ford was furious in his heart, and opened his mouth to scold: "Humble ......"
Sigma dug her nostrils and preemptively said, "Meanness is the pass of the girl, and the good guy is the epitaph of the bachelor." β
What a mess...... Ford just wanted to change the curse word, but when it came to his mouth, he couldn't say it.
I saw Sigmas slowly take out a small bottle from the space ring, the crystal clear bottle reflected a strange light under the lamp, the light blue potion glowed with a beautiful glow, and the necromancer shook the potion in his hand towards Ford: "This is the antidote to the laxative you eat......
Although Ford wanted to put on a dismissive look, a long ringing in her stomach reminded her of what a terrible situation she was in at the moment...... Since you have already lost to the end, why should you die to save face and suffer the crime? It's better to be calm, besides, he saved my life with virtue after all, and if that's all he wants, it's really nothing. Moreover, with his despicable and shameless personality, if he doesn't agree, I will definitely suffer, and it will be an unsolvable dead end, and admitting defeat is the only way out......
Ford is a girl after all, although she usually looks tough and decisive, but after completely falling into the disadvantage, women's thinking patterns began to dominate again, and began to find all kinds of reasonable excuses for their submission.
If Sigma is an experienced lover, he can see at a glance Ford's hesitation and the gradual compromise behind his hesitation, and then he can take advantage of the situation and use all kinds of means to gradually turn Ford's bad impression of him into a positive situation in an instant, and then take advantage of the special plot of "women disguised as men" and the agreement of "the secret of two people" to brush up on favorability, and attack the womb of a girl in minutes - I mean the atrium.
But Sigma is not a true love saint, he is just a bear child, and he is also a bear child who has become not very good at communicating with women under the influence of his family compatriots and the guidance of his fiancΓ©e.
Bear children don't understand women's hearts.
At this time, the normal plot development should be Sigma taking advantage of Ford's hesitation, taking the initiative to attack, handing the antidote in his hand to the girl, and then taking advantage of the situation to apologize, or forcibly arrogant, in short, to shape himself into a bad boy image who "usually has no lower limit for all kinds of off-discipline but is very gentlemanly and reliable at the critical moment and is still a good guy in essence", and then find a way to brush up on favorability - but. Sigma is clearly not such a normal person......
He's a bear kid, quite a mad kind.
So, I made up my mind at Ford. When she was about to admit it for the time being, she saw Sigma smile at her with a rather sensual smile, and then her right hand was released, and with a click, the bottle containing the antidote that can treat diarrhea and is an important plot item to increase the favorability of the strategy line fell to the ground and shattered......
Ford's eyes went black, and he almost spurted out a mouthful of his aunt's blood. He was about to pounce on the spot and fight with Sigma, but then, the necromancer took out an identical vial from the spatial ring as if by magic. Shook it a little: "Don't worry, there's more, there's more." β
Before Ford could breathe a sigh of relief, he heard Sigma laugh again, "Guess how many bottles there are for this thing?" Lots of bottles? Three bottles? Still is...... Two bottles? β
β¦β¦ I really want to die with this bastard!
Although that's what I thought in my heart. But Ford's body is still very honest.
She took a deep breath. As if he had made some serious decision, he turned around and reached into his clothes with his right hand, unaware of what he was fiddling with - a few seconds later, there seemed to be an invisible flash of light, and then Ford turned around, and a pretty face that Sigma had never seen before appeared in his field of vision.
The girl stared at Sigma viciously, and her voice was unexpectedly cute: "Now you are satisfied!" β
It's beautiful. Very delicate, although the face is a little pale. But it still exudes the beauty of my pity.
In addition to this, the body seems to have undergone some kind of change, slightly smaller by one size, and the curves and contours of the body have become softer - in addition to this, the voice has also changed to a female voice.
Then, it's gone.
β¦β¦ What about the cheat!
Except for a little peace of mind, there is no surprise at all!
Sigma stammered, "That's it?" What about the Shapeshifting Dance? How not to glow? Isn't it necessary to take a cock-long stick and circle it in place a few times, and then the ribbon and the beam fly together? Why is there no sound and light effect at all! Is that a magic prop? Which magic props are produced by them! It's too simple! β
ββ¦β¦ Magic props should be practical, right?,It's easy to attract the attention of others with some bells and whistles.,Anyway, where did you hear these strange cognitions? Ford snorted coldly, "What a man with a dirty mind in his head, disgusting!" β
"And yes!" The necromancer looked like he had been trapped, "Why did you suddenly get out of here!" Why not resist a little more! PLAY of patience is very interesting! I haven't played it yet! Although you can play it now and it seems to be more emotional, but I can't do it anymore when you become like this! β
"You think I'm stupid! Instead of surrendering after being teased and insulted, it is better to dispel your nasty desires as soon as possible! Ford glared at Sigma fiercely - this time it was not the white eyes of a handsome man, but the angry eyes of a petite and lovely girl, and the level of pleasing to the eye directly rose by 200 percent, not to mention, Ford's fierce appearance was a little cute...... Sigma thought to herself.
Anyway, I breathed a sigh of relief, Ford is really a woman, so in this way, Uncle Ben's eyes are like torches, and his essence is penetrated at a glance - this guy is still quite beautiful, with a harem face, well, do you want to exchange feelings or something? The Great Demon King's mind instantly circulated several scripts, but thinking back to Ford's temper and the bad things that happened between the two, Sigma felt that the difficulty of this strategy was really as high as eight stars......
After all, this is the first girl to enjoy Sigma's full flight one-stop service...... Although it is very commemorative, the favorability has moved towards negative infinity, and the possibility of the pure love strategy route is infinitely close to zero, and the only way to attack her is to turn her into a meat urinal......
cough cough cough ...... The taste is a bit heavy.
Just as Sigma was thinking about his life's work, he heard Ford's slightly hurried voice sound, and when he looked up, the girl stretched out her hand to him: "I'm going to take a bath!" β
Sigma was stunned for a moment, and then put his hand on Ford's palm in surprise: "Okay, okay, let's go!" β
, this girl is too unrestrained!
ββ¦β¦ Neuropathy! Ford was stunned, then shook Sigma's hand away and yelled, "What are you thinking about you filthy bastard!" I said I'm going to take a shower, so bring the antidote! β
ββ¦β¦ Don't say it sooner. Sigma looked at the blue potion in his hand and wanted to hand it out, but hesitated slightly, and finally shook his head, "...... You wait a minute. β
He put this bottle of potion back into the space ring, took out another bottle of colorless and transparent elixir, handed it over without changing his face, and said indifferently: "I'm sorry, my hand slipped just now, and I accidentally took the wrong one, the real antidote is this bottle ......"
...... "If I was going to rob just now, it wouldn't be as simple as a slippery hand!" And what were you just hesitating about! I was going to hand me that bottle of fake medicine, right!
Once again, Ford had a deeper understanding of Sigma's discipline.
This guy should go to the legendary lava hell to deal with the demons...... It's definitely a good mix.
Ford cursed in his heart, and before he could get out of the living room, Sigma's voice came from behind him: "And this!" β
The wind sounded, grabbed back, and there was a purple bottle in his hand, and the bastard's voice was a little strange: "The colorless bottle is taken internally, this bottle is applied externally, and the inside and outside are carefully applied......"
External? What to wear? Ford was stunned. (To be continued......)