Chapter 200: A Shot of Enmity?
After finally waking up to where the so-called "external application" was, Ford no longer had the strength to be angry with Sigma.
She looked at the hallway outside the living room and said in a very indifferent tone: "Where is the bathroom?" ”
"I don't know." Sigma said, "This is Eisen's home......"
"What!?" When Ford heard this, he turned around suddenly, his voice an octave higher, and his expression of disbelief was mixed with disgust and anger, "You actually brought me to that man's house!" ”
Sigma was stunned for a moment, then rolled her eyes: "Then I'll take you to the Mercenary Guild now?" ”
Grandma has a leg, why is she reacting so much? Why, with the old butler is a temper, would you rather die than enter the door of Eisen's house? So being a slut is hypocrisy, do you have the ability not to take a bath in the bathroom of Eisen's house?
The necromancer looked at Ford with mocking eyes, to see if the woman wanted face or lining.
Ford stared at Sigma with his silver teeth clenched, and finally her expression turned cold, and she unplugged the potion, drank the clear potion inside, and then turned and walked towards the door.
The necromancer was taken aback, walked quickly to the window, opened the curtains, and saw Ford push the door open, plunging headlong into the frenzied rainstorm, the rain outside, the wind was loud, and the raindrops of beans pounded on the window, making people wonder if the fragile glass would be shattered by the rain. The thunderstorm had no intention of stopping, and Ford stood in the open air, letting the rain wash over her body, using the vast expanse as a bathroom, enduring this unpleasant shower.
The sludge on the clothes was slowly washed away by the heavy raindrops. Sure enough, it was a precious costume that had undergone multiple enchantments and was made of materials to the extreme, and after the rainstorm washed away, all the contaminated sediment receded. The fabric is getting new again – but so what? Even if the outer sludge is washed away, what about the inside? Being swept up in a flash flood, clothes are layered on top of each other, from the inside out, intimate clothes to coats, and even the body must be covered with dirt, can it be washed off with a single flush?
The next second. Sigma's belly slander was answered perfectly.
Ford began to undress.
First of all, I took off my coat and shook it vigorously. Throwing the dirt out of her coat, she tossed her white coat onto a branch and began to take off her shirt again.
Underneath the shirt is a piece of clothing that resembles a tight-fitting sports vest, which should be a layer of insurance for women dressed as men. To restrain overly obvious feminine features—Sigma guessed. It's a pity because of the viewing angle. Coupled with the fact that it was dark outside and not in the middle of winter, Sigma couldn't see clearly the chest problem he wanted to know the most, and could only see the white color of the girl's two arms, which had both feminine softness and warrior strength, full of charm.
Ford's hand wandered over the white arm, brushing the mud and sand off the arm, a gesture performed by a beautiful girl, even if it was just to wash the arm. It also exudes a seductive aura, but Sigma doesn't feel it at all. Because Ford's movements are so precise and cold, there doesn't seem to be a hint of shyness.
It's as if it's a machine qì person, just carrying out the order to wash the body.
Then she began to take off her pants and bent down, revealing her perfectly shaped round buttocks and athletic shorts that wrapped around her hips, which were also skinny, and the long white legs, which were dizzyingly white.
The girl repeated what she had just done, tossed her pants clean, hung them up, and began to wash the stains from her skin.
Difference...... That's pretty much the limit, I'm just watching!
But that's not the end of it.
After washing his legs, taking off his shoes and socks, stepping on them, and washing his feet as well, Ford straightened up, and hesitated for a moment.
She took a deep breath.
With his arms as white as lotus roots, he crossed his arms and grabbed the hem of his sports vest, and then flipped it so hard that the black vest fell off the top of his head, messing up Ford's hair. The girl shook her head, her golden hair stained with the cold rain, and shook off the remaining droplets, and the fluttering style of that moment lasted only a few seconds, and then quickly regained its calm.
Then there are the sports shorts.
A teenage girl wearing only a bra and panties washes her body with her back to Sigma.
Meticulous, seemingly without the slightest shyness, mechanical, precise, very efficient movements.
Sigma could see the girl's legs straight together, she could see her slender but powerful waist, she could see the girl's back, which didn't look wide but didn't seem to be weak at all, she could see the cold rain washing over the girl's body, the violent rain, the howling wind, it must be cold, it must be very shy, but it was still done.
As the girl placed her hands on the clasp behind the back of her bra, Sigma silently closed the curtains.
It's so unpleasant.
It's obviously the benefit of the girl who takes the initiative to untie her clothes, and it's obviously this kind of unreasonable but enjoyable plot, but for some reason, Sigma doesn't have a feeling of excitement in her heart, but there is a deep chill.
I'd rather take a shower in a raging storm than bathe in Eisen's home, and would rather show my body in the sight of Sigma, who has done something very excessive to me and is extremely disgusted, than use Eisen's things.
…… What a ruthless, no wonder Eisen made such an evaluation of her, a person who can be so cruel to herself, do you expect her to be polite to the enemy?
In addition, she seems to ...... It's very strong.
Because in this world, there is no girl who will have an indifferent attitude towards "exposing her body in front of a man who is extremely disgusted", she may just force herself to suppress her shyness as a girl under the strength that she has to do, as she said in the night talk with the old butler, she has given a lot, but she will never give up.
"A guy with a story...... Is it? Sigma shrugged his shoulders and sat back on the couch, at this point, opening the curtains and continuing to look at the scum. It's too nosy to pretend to give her shelter, so just wait.
Didn't wait long. There was a soft knock on the window.
Sigma jumped up, took three steps and two steps to the window, and pulled the curtain open.
First of all, let's take a look at the environment at this time - bleak wind and cold rain, dark midnight, a lonely dead silence, far away from the crowds of the country villa. The dim light, and the sound of the brushing rain......
In the midst of this eerie and terrifying atmosphere, Sigma pulled back the curtains. Then, an expressionless dead face suddenly appeared in front of the window, and at this moment, a dazzling thunder flashed in the sky. The snow-white electric light illuminated a qiē. The continuous jumping electric light interprets the constantly shaking light and shadow on this eerie face, and this face is obviously the annoying little white face of Ford as a man after disguising his gender, how it looks like he came to ask for his life after being smoked to death, in short, how terrifying and terrifying.
At the same time, it is necessary to review that Sigma has a god who has been hidden for a long time. But it does have the setting of zài.
He's afraid of ghosts, very, very afraid of ghosts. I'm very worried about this thing.
Obviously, after the success of skipping school, during this time, he no longer has to worry about all kinds of tricks of ghost teachers and the very evil ghost queen to frighten him, this comfortable atmosphere makes Sigma gradually become relaxed, and at this time, he suddenly saw this very visual postmodern horror picture, and the shock and slump in Sigma's heart can be imagined.
So, screaming isn't something to be ashamed of, right?
"the ghost, ahh
After a period of turmoil, Sigma's last shred of sanity allowed him to recognize this guy as Ford, otherwise a powerful bone spear bukkake would have hit him a long time ago......
"You're hairy! Change me back! Obviously, her face as a woman is very good-looking, why should she change it to this little white face that is not beaten? Sigma shouted to Ford outside the window, "Also, you let me in!" ”
Ford, who obviously didn't even want to enter the door of Eisen's house, saw Sigma in a state of rage, and for some reason he was a little weak-hearted, and finally obediently entered the house with the reason of "Ah, I was at that person's house just now, it doesn't matter if I just stood for a while", but her expression was still very displeased.
Normally, in fact, any girl who screams "ghost" after being seen in the face will not be happy...... She looked at Sigma coldly, "Is my face so scary?" What do you mean? ”
"......No," Sigma turned his head away, "I just thought of an old man named Sadako." ”
"......" Obviously, Sigma's abnormal and exaggerated behavior just now is really incomprehensible, and the fear that came out of Xiàn at that moment was not pretended at all...... A rather absurd idea popped up in Ford's mind, and she couldn't help but ask tentatively, "You...... It's not like I'm afraid of ghosts. ”
Hearing this, Sigma reached out and grabbed a ball of death energy, and the sphere full of negative energy split and changed in his hand, transforming into a pale shadow soul, fission and recombination in the screams and roars of the soul, sometimes into a thousand tiny birds shuttling back and forth, sometimes into an endless nebula, and then into a vivid picture of the town, each house is exquisite—this qiē is just a scene from a sphere slightly larger than a fist.
This kind of subtle energy manipulation technique was originally only possible by a Sanctuary-level mage, but Sigma had a skill that only a Sanctuary mage could master with his unreasonable necromancy talent - Ford was a knowledgeable person, and her eyes widened in shock, and then she saw Sigma raise her eyebrows and snort coldly: "What kind of stupid head would say such stupid things?" I'm afraid of ghosts? Why don't you say that the Sea Emperor can't swim? ”
Ford nodded stunned, apparently persuaded by Sigma's words, indeed, a person with this kind of Cheng Dù's necromancy talent is destined to become a powerful mage commanding the Death Legion in the future, how can he be afraid of ghosts?
As she thought so, a flash of lightning flashed through her mind—wait! He is young, has a great background, and has a strong talent for necromancy......
"You're Sigma! Sigmar Washington! Ford exclaimed in shock.
“…… You finally know who I am, not bad. Sigma touched her nose and smiled.
Reside...... It's actually this guy!? But...... Why him?
Ford's mind was in turmoil, and his mind was full of mixed feelings. looked at the other party's appearance, thinking about his bottomless hooliganism before, such a lazy guy. This despicable man, why is it him?
"......" Sigma looked at Ford, who was speechless, and said strangely, "Your current expression is very much like the protagonist of the turtle who was about to smear the wall after being robbed of her sister by Gao Fushuai...... My delusion? ”
When Ford heard this, he panicked and hurriedly covered it up: "No!" ”
Sigma immediately covered her eyes and waved her hand: "Quick." Turning back into a woman, it's very embarrassing for you to make such a feminine and coquettish expression like a man, I'm afraid I'll accidentally kill you. ”
“…… Oh. "I don't know why. Ford was a little weak in front of Sigma, and when he said that, she honestly began to disarm the illusion prop - but she immediately came to her senses and exclaimed. "Why do I have to listen to you?"
Although it is said that it is so. But she still changed back to the appearance of a cute girl.
Anyway, now is not the time to have a conflict with him, I was swept here by a flash flood, and it has been quite a while since I came and went, and when the housekeeper and grandfather come back, they will find out that I am missing, and now everyone must be looking for me all over the mountains. It must have been quite anxious, and I had to rush back to meet them as soon as I could......
Let's talk about other things later......
Think of it this way. Ford cleared his throat and looked at Sigma sitting on the couch, thanking him with impeccable courtesy: "First of all, it is necessary for me to thank you, there are many conflicts and personal feuds between us, but even so, you can still lend a hand - I am not sure that I can make such a choice when I change places, so I have to thank you for all reason." ”
Sigma smirked: "A life-saving thank you gift is so cheap? ”
"Of course not, I will pay you a generous gratuity and thank you." Ford looked like he was on business.
"Now that you know who I am, do you think I'm going to be short of that kind of thing?" The necromancer's smile was full of hints, suggesting that Ford could have repaid the favor with "something he was interested in", such as a personal promise, a personal promise, and a personal promise.
"It's your business, it's none of my business." Ford held his head high, looking like he wanted to roll or not.
"What an unlovely guy." Sigma snorted.
Ford ignored him, and then bowed again: "I have the cheekiness to ask you for one thing, I was swept down the mountain by a flash flood, and then I was rescued by you, and my companions don't know yet, they must be anxiously looking for me at this moment." I don't know the way back, so could you please send me back......"
Maintaining a bowing posture, Ford had secretly clenched his teeth, ready to bear the ridicule and ridicule of the other party, but unexpectedly, Sigma agreed very neatly: "Okay." ”
Ford was stunned for a moment, then straightened up, and then prepared to activate the illusion prop to disguise himself as a male again: "Then we will do our best to ......"
"Wait!" Sigma stopped Ford's actions, "Don't do that!" I don't want to fly around with a man in my arms, or do you want to be thrown in front of your horses like I do with a chicken? ”
Do you want to take advantage of it? Hmph, it doesn't matter.
Ford snorted coldly, stopped what she was doing, she thought for a while, and then took out two small bottles from her pocket, which were the two bottles of potion before, and handed them to Sigma: "Give it back to you." ”
The two bottles were empty, and the potions had been used up.
…… Wait, run out?
The previous bottle of clear potion was used to treat diarrhea, and Ford drank it before he went out, but she didn't move the other bottle of purple potion! The effect of the potion is to neutralize the magma powder, and the effect is to apply it externally, that is, directly to Ford's place, that is, this girl has already used this when she has just taken a shower outside......
Looking at Sigma's incredulous gaze, Ford's face suddenly turned red, and then he said viciously, "What do you see! ”
"......" Sigma slammed his head on the coffee table, his head kept banging against the wooden furniture, and the cups on the table kept jumping, "Let you pretend!" Let you pretend to be forced! Let you pretend to be a gentleman! Let you play gentlemanly! Didn't see it! Can not see! Missed out! Live! Live broadcast! Just missed it! ”
…… Pathetic man.
It's really sad, my mind is full of this kind of thought, but there is a thief heart but not a thief, can it be that this guy is really like what she said, he looks like a carnivore, but in fact he is an innocent herbivore? Forget it! Innocent? No kidding! A guy who can do that kind of crazy thing, how can he look like a ghost animal, and he is still innocent? Obviously, when I just saw me undress, my eyes were bigger than that of a cow...... But...... But in the end, I closed the curtains.
However, although the curtains are closed, I don't think this is a so-called gentlemanly demeanor, it should be a thief without a thief's guts......
But still......
"Thank you." Looking at Sigma, who kept banging on the table with a look of remorse, Ford said softly.
The necromancer raised his head and smiled sheepishly, "What is the purpose of this thank-you?" ”
Ford snorted softly, craned his neck like a proud swan, and stood on the moral high ground and looked down at Sigma: "If you can behave like a normal and upright man, you will be more popular on your terms and status." ”
"Really?" When Sigma heard this, he smiled and asked, "If I can show a polite masculine demeanor, repay grievances with virtue, and treat each other with courtesy, will you agree to meet me for a while, and then fall in love with me?" ”
“…… Please say it in your dreams! Ford said with a look of disdain, "Who do you think you are?" Is the male protagonist in a third-rate harem novel? ”
"That's not the end of it." Sigma spread her hands and said, "If you don't give me a, why should I be nice to you?" ”
…… Sure enough, you can't get along well with this kind of guy.
The two men's eyes collided in the air with quite fierce sparks - although Ford's gender has changed, the fact that these two people don't like each other will not change because of this. (To be continued......)