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It was strange to Eisen that the room, which had not been visited by outsiders for a long time, had regained its calm after a short period of activity—for some reason, after Miss Gilly and Miss Athena had left, Sigma had fallen silent.

He sat in the living room, looking through the books he took out of nowhere, and only pointed out the key to his doubts about cooking skills, no longer like the appearance of the devil instructor in the morning, not to mention the terrifying threats such as cutting his fingers and pressing the soup pot and washing the pig's intestine in the white river, and he didn't even bother to say an extra heavy word, which actually made the Eisen scholar feel a little uncomfortable, and at the same time a little uneasy, this guy with a black belly is so calm at this time, I don't know what terrible things are secretly plotting?

Out of this mentality, he secretly observed Sigma, for fear that this moody uncle would do something shocking, but half an hour had passed, and he still had nothing unusual.

During this half hour, the necromancer first picked a few books from the study and flipped through them casually, and after a short time put down the books, began to admire the elf dolls and famous paintings in the cupboard, got tired of looking at them for a while, opened the window again, breathed in the fresh air, and finally yawned and began to lie on the table, eating snacks without a match, completely harmless to humans and animals.

Wait...... Wait a minute! That's the biggest problem in itself! In less than half an hour, I changed four things to do! Are you an adolescent teenager? This completely unsettled appearance is really like what Miss Gilly said, without two beautiful girls by her side. You feel lonely!

The more Eisen thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case, and by the way, Sigma's anomaly table Xiàn could also find the answer. When he was cooking this afternoon, the necromancer wasn't as attentive as he was in the morning. Nor did he make any terrible threats, not because he was secretly planning something terrible, but simply because of ...... Kidie isn't around!?

That's right, it should be like this! Now that I think about it, even if the two of them sang and harmonized in the morning, it didn't seem to be a tacit understanding, but taking the opportunity to **! Whether it's a water flush or an enema, it's a threat. It's not so much the strict requirements and teachings of the students, but the fact that these two guys who have lost their temper are secretly competing with each other, and they both want to prove to each other that they are better in ghost animals and heavy mouths. To put it bluntly, it's just two little kids bragging to each other, showing off their postures, shouting at each other, "I will be a sword storm", "I will be a fire forbidden spell", "look at my turtle school qigong", "eat me ripples and walk", doing this kind of childish brain-dead game! Anyway, you two really haven't grown up! It's just a game like this, so why do you have to make me a victim! And what is the relationship between the two of you! Don't sue sù I'm a lover! If the two of you get married, it will definitely be a world-class disaster! It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but your marriage is the grave of the world!

Eisen secretly wept again, encountering this unsympathetic man and woman. It's fate.

"It's so hot......" when Eisen was sad. Sigma sighed.

...... "Please don't do that, please tell aloud the fact that you feel lonely, it's not hot at all, you just opened the window and blew the cold wind for five minutes, and finally it was too cold to close!"

"It's so boring...... Sigma lay on the table, not even interested in eating snacks, "why is this world so boring, why aren't there aliens, future people, otherworldly people and people with abilities come to play with me......"

...... "You're just feeling lonely!" You just want to get out of here and go to town to have fun with Miss Knight and Miss Big Boobs! But I'm just embarrassed to go because I'm just hard-mouthed and arrogant! Even I can see through your tsundere nature! Your thighs are shaking under the table! Only a lonely and boring guy would do that!

"I'm really worried...... Sigma said slowly, glancing at Eisen. Two beautiful girls go to town alone, will they meet some bad guys? For example, a pervert who doesn't have long eyes and is obsessed with ghosts. Or is it the second generation of nobles who are full of fat intestines and always rob people's daughters and run rampant with dog legs? ”

Your worries are completely unwarranted! Because the biggest villains in this town are the two of you!

"If Kelly and Athena accidentally beat them to death, it will be very troublesome......"

I was worried about this!

"Well, that's it, I think I still need to take a look, after all, even bad guys have human rights." Sigma stood up and said solemnly, "Don't get me wrong, I'm a time dancer who wanders between life and death and a lonely necromancer, so I don't feel lonely, I just feel a little depressed to stay in the same room as a fat and stupid dead house." ”

…… It's better for me to misunderstand!

"One look at your expression, you know you've misunderstood." Sigma dug her nostrils and said lightly, "Could it be that you feel lonely?" I really can't help you, so I'll take you with me reluctantly! ”

“…… Hey? I? Eisen pointed to his nose, and then his head shook like a rattle, "I've said it, it won't make a difference if I go, besides, I'm going to continue to practice cooking!" Although the food made today can be eaten, there are still many things to be desired......"

"Don't care about the little things, if you don't have enough, just fool with your love." Sigma patted Eisen's shoulder and said gently, "Remember, food is something that brings happiness to people, and just eating your food will make Baron Freman very happy." My disciple, I have nothing to teach you, from now on, it's up to you, go, go to the outside world, don't blindly hide at home and practice cooking, I hope you can go and collect eight legendary kitchen utensils to summon the god of food, and then use your seven-star knife to create more happiness for people......"

“…… What is the Seven Star Knife! I don't remember having such a strange thing in my house! ”

"It's a kitchen knife used by a man with the Big Dipper on his chest."

"There is no such suspicious thing!"

"Well, I said Mr. Eisen. I wanted to ask from the beginning.,Isn't your character a perverted Lolicon? Sigmark said, "How did you learn to complain?" ”

“…… I think. Probably thanks to Mr. Sigma. Eisen was stunned for a moment, and said angrily.

It's hard to stay with a guy like you who is full of slots, and you won't complain......

"Hmm...... It seems that Uncle Ben's protagonist template has been partially repaired. Sigma held his chin, actually believing it, and pondered, "Following the attribute of 'standing still will be involved in troublesome events', has the second ability, 'Tucao Aura', also awakened?" It's really gratifying. Congratulations ......"

Congratulations...... What a yarn! I don't think there's anything to be happy about these two abilities!

If this book is a system stream, then at this moment, as long as Uncle Sigma silently recites the "character panel". There will be a light blue translucent light screen in front of his eyes, just like the character template in the RPG game of the previous life, on which a series of character information is listed, and the content on it is roughly like this.

[Name: Sigma Washington]

[Gender: Sigma Washington]

[Personality: Sigmar Washington]

[Occupation: Senior Virgin, Master-level Tucao Service, Grandmaster-level Little White Face, Grandmaster-level Bear Child, Senior Truant, Junior Crossing Public, Intermediate Washington Brother, Trainee Harem Man, Junior Pioneer Noble, Intermediate Necromancer, Trainee Protagonist]

[Title: Dakaizi who eats soft rice, Mystery of the Dead, Little Expert in Explosive, Magic ** Catalog, Home Raider, Undead Fear, Atlas Demon King, Deathwing, King of Bear Children, Friend of the Sad Wind, Suspicious Harem Man]

[Motto: Being caught is the mother of truant success]

[Skills: Spellcasting, Martial Arts, Spit and Spit, Metamorphosis, Lower Limit, Life, ......]

Etcetera. At the end of a series of very subtle character attributes and descriptions. It's Uncle Sigma's talent column.,In addition to [handsome but three seconds], [Festival Continues to Drop] and [Occasional Rogue Tricks] and many other acquired talent characteristics, there are also a series of innate talents brought about by the big killer of the "protagonist template", I have to say that the protagonist template is still very face-saving, and it actually has a long series of talent characteristics, but most of these talents are gray, that is, they can't move, and they need Uncle Sigma's continuous efforts to slowly unblock.

Now. The unsealed protagonist template is an innate talent with two talents.

[Trouble Attracts Physique: Due to someone's poor plot editing skills, you can only wait for troublesome things to come to you in most cases and then passively solve them.] However, correspondingly, the benefits of the relevant girls will be tripled]

[Tucao Specialization Aura: Passive aura, permanently valid from the date of unblocking, a qiē intelligent creature within the scope of action, regardless of friend or foe, makes Tucao skill +3, Tucao skill proficiency continues to grow with the increase of contact time, and the fall degree of discipline is +5o%]

“……”

Aha, that's pretty much it, damn it, why is there an urge to cry? If this book is a system stream, then my character template looks like this, wait, that's a lot! It's a little sad, my life experience and harvest in the past 20 years so far, it seems to be the above template to sum up...... It's a shame! This is a shame for the traverser and the protagonist! I feel the urge to cut myself!

Sigma fell into a state of self-loathing.

…… Although I don't know what kind of illness this guy is doing, but if you don't leave now, when will you stay? Eisen glanced at Sigma, who had somehow fallen into a state of depression, took a soft breath, turned around, and tiptoed about to run.

However, before he could take a few steps, he felt a tightening of his back collar, and then, Sigma's laughter sounded from behind: "Didn't your mother tell you that you should never turn your back on a man?" ”

"......," the necromancer was silent for a few seconds, and then added, "That sentence just now is a bit ambiguous, pinch it out and start over - didn't that man who is good at using three knives tell you that it is a man's shame to be hit by a sword in the back?" ”

“…… It doesn't seem right. Sigma was silent for a few more seconds, then said angrily, "It's all your fault! Always want to be crooked! ”

Am I to blame for that? Where do I think crookedly! It's you who wants to be crooked, right?

Eisen was sad and indignant again, and he couldn't help but think that in the legends of the elves, every quality in the world has a corresponding incarnation, for example, the incarnation of loyalty is a beautiful and brave knight, and the incarnation of pity is a holy girl with a tolerant smile and a kind character, of course, there are good and bad qualities, and those bad qualities also have corresponding evil incarnations, for example, the bloodthirsty incarnation is a cruel ogre, and the cunning incarnation is a fox who is good at deception, and "quite unreasonable" If there is a corresponding humanoid avatar of this quality, the image must be a sigma with blue eyes shining brightly......

"Come with me to the town and explain to Gilly and Athena that you are so lonely that you want to come to the town to see the excitement, and I can't help it, so I reluctantly accompany you - do you understand?" Dare to say half a 'no'......" The necromancer said compassionately, "I'll take you to the White River to play tricks......"

Despite the Elven Scholar's protests, he was forcibly dragged out of the living room and out of the house by Sigma.

The temperature outside was a little low, Eisen couldn't help but shiver, Sigma looked at the sun in the sky, and then at the elven scholar, and said strangely: "...... It wasn't sunburned, I thought you were a vampire when you stayed at home all day. ”

The corners of Eisen's mouth were deflated, and he almost cried, he was so numb to Sigma's bad taste that he lost the strength to complain.

"Don't be like this, even if it's a house, you have to come out from time to time to breathe, and there's nothing wrong with going to the town to communicate with everyone, Baron Freman may be there, I think it would be better if you invited him personally." The two got into the carriage of the casino, Eisen was a little afraid of the fierce-looking groom, Sigma patted him on the shoulder and comforted, "Don't be afraid, this big brother is not a bad person, although he led the team twice to bombard the window of your house with dung, but I stopped him, you see, I am good to you...... So, take my words to heart again, and when the time comes, I'll have to explain to Gilly and Athena that you were so lonely that you wanted to come to town to buy candy to eat, and I reluctantly accompanied you, understand? ”

He looked at Scholar Eisen, his eyes glowing with blue flames, and said with pity: "Don't mess things up, otherwise I'll let this big brother give you an enema with white river water......"

The coachman outside the carriage was visibly shocked, and under Sigma's smiling gaze and the angry glare of the coachman outside, "Be careful, be careful", poor Eisen's chick nodded like a peck...... (To be continued......)

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