Chapter 161: Don't Underestimate the Librarian
ps: Well, the first update ...... I'm sorry.,Recently, because of physical reasons, procrastination, burnout period, card plot, feeling confused, a series of reasons,The update time is a little unstable.,I'll try to adjust it - but the amount of updates won't change.,I also try to keep the quality of the text.,And then adjust it back early.,That's it.,There's one more.,Above.。
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"It's so lively...... Eisen's home is built on the outskirts of the town, not only by the mountains, but also in a beautiful environment, from top to bottom you can overlook the whole view of the town, on the way to the town, the carriages are constantly passing by pedestrians, these people look like villagers from different villages, driving horse-drawn carts, ox carts and even pushing wheelbarrows, carrying large and small luggage and furniture, rushing to the town...... What are they doing? It's like Spring Festival. ”
"Because the flood season is approaching, for the sake of insurance, the villagers will transport their valuable belongings to the town, or find relatives and friends to store them, or store them in the warehouses of various chambers of commerce, so that even if the village is flooded and their homes are destroyed by natural disasters, they will not have nothing, and the reconstruction work and life in the coming year will be easier." The driver explained to Sigma, "After all, fate is impermanent, and no one can say what will happen, anyway, the people who are shaving food from the field dare not say anything else, but the more they use it, the more they use it, the more they use it, and it is nothing to run a few times a little harder." ”
"......I see," Sigma nodded, looking at the endless stream of people, as if thinking of something, and laughed twice, "Unprofessional." Isn't it time for personal and property accident safety insurance and flood insurance to shine in the face of not even having an insurance salesman? In other words, the commercial insurance industry in this world seems to be still in its infancy, and the great route between the main big 6 and the elf summer twilight island. On the contrary, there are sea tribes selling marine insurance and Ping An insurance, and the two most prosperous provinces of the empire, Dragon Lance and Holy Sword, also have relatively complete insurance systems, but the insurance business in these remote areas has not expanded much...... Do you want to write a letter to that woman? Insurance seems to be very lucrative......"
Sigma couldn't help but laugh proudly twice when he thought of this, natives are natives, no matter how smart they are. It is no match for Uncle Ben's insight and heritage from modern civilization, you want to break your head to open up financial resources, it is better than Lao Tzu's occasional inspiration......
- But. The thought soon faded as Sigma saw an ox cart full of stuff and a door with a door panel tied, and the old farmer who was driving the cart seemed eager to tear down the whole house and pack it up and send it to the town. The necromancer shuddered. With a more intuitive understanding of the consequences of the floods, he muttered, "Fuck, no wonder there are no insurance salesmen...... Fools come here to sell insurance, and they can't make any money. ”
Eisen, who had obviously been at home for a long time and was relatively shallow, listened to Sigma's muttering and asked curiously, "What is an insurance salesman?" ”
"You don't even know about an insurance salesman? Rush candle! That's one of the three legendary hero classes! When playing the ranking, they were all scrambling to choose! Sigma said in a deep voice, "And." He's just the weakest of the three hero classes! ”
"Whoa, whoa!" Eisen came to the spirit, "Three heroic classes? And this kind of statement? Please advise! ”
"Hmph. The weakest of the three hero professions, is what I call the insurance salesman, although the weakest, but not to be underestimated, the insurance salesman has a dexterous mouth that can turn black and white upside down and say that the dead are alive, and the mouth is first-class! Their business objects are all over the three religions and nine streams, they talk about people, they talk nonsense, and their business locations are from heaven to earth, everywhere, they are selling war insurance on the battlefields of war, they are selling personal and property insurance in prosperous and beautiful cities, they are selling marine insurance in the vast sea, and even in the deserted wilderness, there are also people selling Bei Ye's accidental predation insurance......"
"Whoa, whoa!" Eisen had a "I don't understand what you're talking about, but I always think it's amazing", and it was obvious that he was used to Sigma's nonsense, "What about the second hero class?" ”
"Naturally, he is the legendary city administrator, referred to as chengguan." Sigma took a breath of cool air lightly, and his face showed a look of fascination, "Organized, disciplined, strong individual combat ability, and law enforcement in the battle array is unparalleled in the world, a brick can bring down the sword master, and the puppet dragon can be dismantled with bare hands, which is the ultimate strategic weapon of a country." Usually they work hard, walk in the streets and alleys of the city, maintain the good appearance of the city, when the country is in need, they stand up, bravely charge, whether it is the wild Ultraman who landed in a forced landing, or the poisonous monsters that came out of the bottom of the ocean, as long as they can breathe, they will call you all, in front of them, you can't even escape, because even if you escape for a while, they will make you live in endless fear! ”
"That's really terrifying......" Eisen nodded repeatedly, Sigma's description made him feel a sincere awe of the profession of city administrator, this terrible existence, is actually not the strongest heroic class? So how terrible should this third hero class be? He asked expectantly, "What about the last one?" ”
"Of course it is......" Sigma closed her eyes, calmed her breath, and said in awe, "Librarian." ”
"......" Aisen felt like listening to people count the top 6 top ten sword saints at the moment, from the tenth place to the second place, one was more domineering than the other, one was more domineering than the other, one was more brilliant than the other, when he listened leisurely and then couldn't wait to ask that person Noren's strongest sword saint which terrifying was the most terrifying and explosive cun, but the other party pouted with the leeks between his teeth and replied: "It's the mentally retarded Wang Er Mazi next door who drools and stares at a woman's ass all day long." ”
Librarian? At this moment, the only feeling in his heart is that he is a cheat. What's so great about a nerd who sits in the library all day long, cleaning, and borrowing books? Not to mention the chengguan, even compared to the insurance salesman, he is like a scumbag, Mr. Sigma, you are teasing me again-he thought of this. Subconsciously said: "It's so weak......"
"Weak!? How dare you look down on librarians? "Do you know how many bunkers they have?" Among them, there are nuns who manage 103,000 little yellow books. There are the seven Yao magicians who stay in the library all day long writing magic books that no one can understand, there are the first popes who ride the green ox and break the Hangu Guan, and even the sun sword god 'Kongqiu-Zhongni' has to call him a teacher, and there are also the strong old bald heads who are invincible in the world but obediently sweep the floor in the forbidden curse library in the mountain behind a certain cathedral......"
The necromancer stared at Eisen and hissed, "But these are not the most terrible, there is one of the most grumpy librarians, just because he was owed wages, he resolutely embarked on the road of violent wages. Later, he really wanted to get his salary back, and in a fit of rage, he made a big wish to overthrow the rotten regime. Build a beautiful country where everyone gets paid on time, and in the end, he really did it! It's just a crazy hanging Kuba to explode, you know! ”
"So!" Sigma patted Eisen on the shoulder, "Don't underestimate the librarian!" ”
"......" What a lot of slots! Why haven't I heard of any of those strange people's deeds?
Eisen wanted to ask again about the librarian who was violently demanding wages. But his instincts told him. It's better not to dwell too much on this matter, but fortunately, during the time when Sigma was talking nonsense, the carriage had arrived at its destination leisurely, and only heard the horseman who was driving the carriage say loudly: "Uncle, according to your instructions, you have arrived outside the town, stop here?" ”
"Stop, it seems like it's been a while now. The traffic situation in Chenguang Town will be terrible. Sigma looked out the window as the villagers from the countryside came into town to deliver something. Rather than driving in, it is better to get off the bus as soon as possible and walk to relax.
The groom got the order, and came out of his mouth with a skillful shout, tightened the reins, stopped the horse steadily, and then jumped off the horse, opened the door of the carriage for Uncle Sigma, and the next thing was very unexpected by the necromancer, only to see this majestic man suddenly half-knelt down, exposed his broad back, and said in a deep voice: "Please get off the car, uncle." ”
Sigma frowned, "What's wrong with you?" Got the wrong medicine? ”
"I talked a lot that day, and told my uncle a few words about the flood, you promised to think of a way, but I didn't expect that at noon today, the town's Chamber of Commerce branch received an emergency dispatch notice of a batch of special materials, that, I want to think about it, I really can't repay it, so ......"
The coachman said a lot of things, but Sigma understood seven or eight points, shook his head and said, "Get up, I don't care who you learned this way from, anyway, I don't have the habit of practicing people." Also, you don't have to be grateful, I'm just being self-satisfied, if you want to thank you, go to Xie Jili, it was she who begged me to find a way, and I pretended to be good in front of the beautiful girl, so I agreed to write a letter to ask for supplies, and the really kind guy is that guy, if you are really grateful, follow the set that the clergy of the Holy See firmly believe - good hearts can be passed on to each other, do a few good deeds. ”
Seeing that the coachman still refused to get up, he scolded with a smile: "So get out of the way, I'm going to get out of the car, besides, I wrote to my future wife to ask for something, is it to gain your gratitude?" If you have time to do this, you might as well do something truly meaningful, anyway, I don't need you to be attentive here. ”
The coachman listened to his tone a little heavy, and immediately stood up in a familiar manner, his expression was slightly embarrassed, and a little red, Sigma saw it, and shook his head: "You see, you don't want to do this kind of thing in your heart, lean down and make a meat pad pedal for others to get out of the car, is this how you express your gratitude?" It's not quite appropriate. Not only for me, but also for you. I'm willing to bet that if your companion expressed his gratitude to Kieley in the same way, she would probably be angry, because our actions are not charity, but a righteous and kind hand, and what we want is not the so-called reward of your sacrifice of dignity, but the same dignified and full of dignity in return—our only purpose in helping others is to hope that the person being helped will help others as we do, you see? ”
The coachman stared at Sigma with an indifferent face, nodded heavily, then scratched his head, and laughed embarrassedly: "I always think that Uncle you are more suitable to be a paladin than a necromancer." ”
"Is there only a paladin in this world who can be a good person?" Sigma asked angrily, and then, the necromancer crouched in front of the car door, his eyes deep and far-reaching, and said lightly, "Who rules that a necromancer must be a heartless, indifferent and ruthless villain?" I've been thinking for a long time that I don't have a choice when it comes to whether or not to be a necromancer, but I have to make up my own mind when it comes to whether or not to be a good person......"
"In our eyes, you are a very amazing person, different from what we imagined, more approachable, more humane, such an uncle, no matter what others think, we are very convinced anyway." The coachman patted his chest and said solemnly, "In the future, if I hear anyone speak ill of a necromancer, I will be the first to not let him go!" ”
"No, no, no, necromancers still have to be said badly, because apart from pure, good, and righteous people like me, most of the other necromancers are not good things." Sigma blinked his eyes and smiled heartily, the cool breeze blew his black, blowing his robes to the hunt, his smile was confident and mysterious, and the whole person exuded a reassuring temperament, the coachman was a rough man and a small person, and he couldn't tell his impressions and feelings about his uncle in gorgeous language, he just simply felt that his uncle was indeed a good person as he said in his mouth, and it was not bad for the eldest lady to marry him.
So, he once again bowed slightly respectfully, and said sincerely and with dignity: "Please get out of the car, uncle." ”
Sigma stood in front of the car door, jumped lightly, and jumped off.
As if to feel the breath of autumn and the wilderness, he closed his eyes, opened his arms, and took a deep breath.
Then his face changed and he covered his nose: "Damn, the smell of cow dung is so stinky......" (To be continued......
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