I've never seen anyone so brazen!

I really want to say this, but do I dare?

When I first met this teaching director, I thought she was a product of capitalist corruption, but I didn't expect me to say it!

Who would have thought that her husband would be the first chief consul of the Human Federation!

Isn't that a joke on me?

As the son of the first duke of mankind, I guess I have the qualifications to carry shoes in front of others.

Dumb people eat coptis, and there is a feeling of bitterness that cannot be said, and I really understand it now.

I left the school in a gloomy way, and I was greeted at the school gate by the gentle smile of my sister Rem.

In light of her betrayal of throwing me at school for paid leave, I decided to bother with her.

......

"Sister Rem, what are you going to eat at night?"

"It looks like a hot dog today!"

......

Men are duplicitous creatures, and believe me, no one can refuse the gentle smile of a blue-haired maid.

Unless he's a pervert!

Only a pervert would make a rude move to my sister Rem!

When I got home, I had just gotten out of the carriage and I was so frightened that I almost turned around and ran.

In front of me, my dad was looking at me with a stick, and my sister was standing behind my dad and glaring at me.

Based on my years of experience in beatings, today's dinner should not be a hot dog, but a pig with a big butt fried wooden stick.

Well, it seems that there is good news after winning today, after all, my dad replaced that steel stick with wood.

Yes,!

Don't run now, wait when!

As soon as I turned around, I ran away!

"Get out of here!"

"Oku......"

My dad roared, and I obediently walked over to my dad.

Believe me, not only is there no one in this world who can refuse a blue-haired maid, I believe that there is no son in this world who can refuse his father.

Especially the kind of bigwig-level person who has a serious face at every turn and seems to be constipated for a month!

Although all I'm afraid of is next month's pocket money.

"Voska! What are you doing! If you beat your son and mother today, you will fight hard!"

For a moment, I burst into tears.

Now the live broadcast is the biological chain system of the first duke of mankind.

In our family, my mother's music is definitely at the top of the food chain.

This was followed by my father, Duke of Voska.

Then there was my sister Li Xue.

Unfortunately, the next one is Sister Rem!

I was honored to be last in line.

However, I have a good relationship with my mother, as long as I make my mother happy, then it is definitely my father who is unlucky.

Well, that's a pretty complete biological chain.

To sum up, I don't have to take this beating today.

My dad's stick was thrown aside before it was raised, and if anyone could see the expression on my dad's face, it is estimated that his jaw would have to remain dislocated for the rest of his life.

Vorska I, the first duke of mankind, who was famous for his military exploits, now showed a hint of fear!

Had to say it quietly.

Actually, my dad is afraid of guilt!

My father's code of conduct to my mother was: "If your wife doesn't hurt herself, do you want others to hurt?"

Of course, that's what I summed up.

And I feel a lot about it.

My wife doesn't hurt herself, so it's not far from living with the gray wolf and the pleasant goat on my head.

What a green grassland!

The green ones are shining!

My mother rushed over violently, stopped me behind her, and said to my father viciously, "My son didn't make a mistake, why did you hit him?"

My father still attaches great importance to the education of his children, otherwise he would not have forced me to go to school with a stick this morning.

This time, I rarely saw my father being tough in front of my mother, and he actually confronted my mother and said: "This kid violated the principle of duel, there is no chivalry at all, why can't I clean him up!"

Co-authored my dad cleaned me up because of this?

I pouted, looking dissatisfied.

Before I could refute it, my mother shouted, "You don't know what your son looks like? Can he beat that big man with his little arms and legs? Can he win? You have to let your son come back with a broken arm and a broken leg, are you?"

Mother!

You really are my mother!

I love you to death!

But if you modify the first few sentences a little, I guess I will be more satisfied.

My father's face froze, and he couldn't say anything.

That's right, Dad, I don't think I was born when you played yin! Isn't it a joke that you're teaching me not to play yin?

In my opinion, war is about seeing who is in the dark.

From my years of experience with StarCraft 2 and Red Alert 3, it's a fool to fight openly.

As the first duke of the human race, I don't believe that you can compare to me compared to the Yin people?

My dad stopped talking, my mom snorted, pulled me and went home with my sister.

After a hot meal, I returned to my bedroom, and I jumped up on the kang with an old sow and threw myself directly on my bed!

"Bang!"

"Oops. ”

It's not a good thing to have money, the bed is so bouncy that I gloriously slammed my head on the roof again.

Rubbing my head, I lay on the bed, and sleepiness involuntarily swept over me little by little.

"I'm so tired......"

After a day of calculation, my brain desperately needs a break.

I can finally sleep!

"Bang!"

"Oops!"

I was asleep, I don't know who kicked me in the ass, and I fell to the ground in glory.

You must know that everyone is angry when they get up, and I turned over and was about to scold, but I saw my father in pajamas looking at me viciously.

"Dad, is it necessary for you to be so stingy? Don't forget to clean me up in the middle of the night!"

I want to cry without tears!

Who would have thought that my father would attack at night?

The last time I went to tease someone's dog, the dog bit me when he saw someone, and my dad caught me and didn't hit me, tricking me into the bathroom before coming in with a stick.

I thought this was the most ruthless way my dad could clean me up in his life.

But who would have thought that my dad would play night raids for me here!

My dad sat on my bed and said with a serious (constipated) face, "A little manly, stand up for me!"

What else can I do? I have to stand up!

Some people die heavier than Mount Tai, and some people die lighter than feathers.

The big deal is death, I don't believe you can really kill me.

My father saw that I poked at it with great righteousness, so he asked directly: "Say, what kind of weapon did you use in the duel with Fengshuo? I have read the information, it is not a spiritual weapon." Did you do that?"

Nonsense! Didn't I do it or did you do it?

I nodded and didn't speak.

Then I watched dumbfounded as my dad stood up, turned around and left!

Shall I it?

You don't sleep in the middle of the night and kick me just to ask this?

My heart aches, really.

I watched dumbfounded as my dad stopped at the door of my room, and then I heard my dad say for the first time in a stiff and gentle tone, "Well done, keep up the good work." ”

After saying that, my father pushed open the door and left.

Well, I really scared my dad out of it this time.

My dad doesn't seem to have praised me since I was a child, right?

This is, for the first time?

"I guess it's because I've been constipated for a long time and I have a problem with my head, so I'll ask Sister Rem to buy him some yogurt and bananas tomorrow. ”

The corners of my mouth rose slightly, and I muttered unconsciously, and then continued my sleep.

Day 2.......

"Young master, you don't have such a long memory, did you let the master fight again?"

Well, I slept again.

Well, it's my dad's familiar stick again.

Well, I feel like my dad is constipated.

After another stick education, I went to school with Sister Rem, O, and my sister, who wasn't cute at all.

I climbed into the carriage and didn't want to say a word with an ugly face.

I didn't eat the pork big buttocks fried wooden sticks that I expected yesterday, but I ate them this morning.

When I was almost at school, I took out my last two magic cores, handed them to Rem, and said to Rem: "Sister Rem, find a place to sell them, remember, go to the kind of place where black people don't want to die." ”

The market price of this low-level magic core is 1,000 gold coins, and two of them are 2,000 gold coins.

But if you do it, you can definitely reach 4000 gold or even more!

It's not the first time that Sister Rem has cooperated with me, she nodded with a decisive smile, took the magic core, and said with a smile: "Okay young master, I know." Old rules, I want 10% of your profits!"

Ten percent......

"Sister Rem, don't you think you're a little dark?"

"I don't think so, I'm the income of my labor, so I deserve it!"

I tilted my head away from Sister Rem.

My sister was stunned, lay down in front of me, and asked me, "Brother, what are you doing here?" ”

At this moment, the distance between my sister's face and me is less than ten centimeters.

Believe me, the big guy who said that my sister is not a dome is all perverted.

Anyone who has ever had a sister knows that whoever can have lust for his sister is definitely a pervert.

Even worse than perverts.

If you want to be crooked, German Orthopedics welcomes you to join.

I pushed my sister's head away and said helplessly, "Can't you let me rest?" I just had a meal of pork buttocks fried wooden sticks in the morning, okay?"

A smile appeared on the corner of Li Xue's mouth, and she silently took out the book from her schoolbag and rolled it, gesturing back and forth with my hips.

Okay, you're ruthless.

I looked at Sister Rem and said viciously, "Sister Rem, this time let's go to the outskirts of the city, I'll be there in about two hours, you can play first." Those guys have been a bit drifting lately, so we're packing them up. ”

"Yes, young master!" Rem smiled and nodded.

Li Xue was still confused, and before she could ask, I said, "Don't say anything else! I'll take you over after I get to school for a while, okay?"

"Done fooling around?"

Girl, are you really stupid or fake stupid.

According to Article N of the "Scumbag Development Plan".

Signing in and skipping class is what our scumbags do!