This is the second time I've been to the dean's office today.

Being met twice a day by our dearest dearest dean of instruction is actually quite a person.

After all, the dean is a creature that is usually unlucky when they meet.

I don't believe anyone who smokes and is not afraid of being caught by the dean!

It is estimated that the teacher will smile and pass, and it will definitely not be far from death if he is caught by the teaching director.

Don't ask me how I know, some of my good buddies in the past were called to their parents because of this matter, and they almost lost their souls.

I stood at the dean's desk like a defeated rooster.

I forgot to mention that the rhubarb who duel with me has now been sent to the medical room.

It's really thanks to my Joan of Arc teacher who reacted, otherwise the rhubarb would definitely become dead yellow.

was blown up by two bombs at such a close distance, although my teacher really shot quickly, but this shrapnel is enough for rhubarb to drink a pot.

According to my estimates, this is not possible without counting a few levels of serious injury.

Here is a theory.

As we all know, before I was hit that far by a Lamborghini....... Before I crossed over, there must have been grenades in the standard weapons queues of the armies.

The grenade has also become a favorite of soldiers from all over the world due to its ease of handling and power.

Not much else, I don't believe anyone who doesn't have two grenades in their backpack when I play PUBG.

The most important reason for the lethality of grenades is also not due to explosions.

Rather, it was a wide-area cause of damage caused by the explosion scattering shrapnel in all directions.

It's also a good life for rhubarb, the optimist-style simple magic nuclear bomb I made is actually not perfect, the shrapnel is not only dense but also relatively low, so I didn't blow it up and kill it on the spot.

Now the dean has been watching me quietly for half an hour, and at this time there are only two people in the office, me and her.

From what I know, the Dean of Students definitely knows why all of this is happening.

I'm also a little lucky now.

After all, now that they are all seriously injured, this dean should always punish me, right?

If you have a major demerit, you will be exempted from probation or something, and it is best to give me an expulsion directly, I will definitely be happy.

Just as I was snickering, the dean sighed helplessly and said, "Tell me, how the hell did that thing work?"

I thought you were going to punish me! You hung me here for half an hour and thought what was going to do with that thing?

As a PhD, I am very aware of copyright.

I suddenly raised my head and asked righteously, "I'm going to say it, are you going to fire me?"

Nod your head!

Just nod your head!

If you nod my head, I won't have to go to school!

How cool it is to drop out of school and stay at home!

I'm a piece of shit anyway, so there's a shit for learning this thing!

The dean of education was stunned for a moment, and immediately said angrily: "You think I'm Ling Youhan a bully, right? Do you want to die or don't want to live!"

I'm going to go!

With the dean's roar, I instantly felt a vicious wind blowing in my face.

Believe me, I'm telling the truth, the wind is blowing and my face is deformed!

Eldest sister, I'm just a waste! Can you not show me your momentum, you don't know what level of character you are!

In the eyes of cultivators, ordinary people are like ants.

I really believe in that.

No wonder the dean and my mom are good friends, these personalities are exactly the same!

I was so blown by the wind that I grinned and couldn't even speak, so the dean reacted and hurriedly gathered his spiritual power.

I rubbed my aching cheeks and asked vaguely, "Then I said could you give me some money?"

I want to make it clear, but unfortunately, it's my fault that I'm weak?

Thanks to my Mandarin, which is estimated to have passed the level of level six, the teaching director still barely understood what I said, only to see her helpless face, and slapped a piece of paper on the table.

"See for yourself. ”

I'm happy, is there really such a thing as a patent in this world?

Is this to give me royalties?

If you don't fire me, it's not bad to give some money.

I happily picked up the piece of paper, and after reading the title, I tore it up.

"Teacher, this is a fake one, right?" I said without tears.

Only then did the dean regain her usual gentle smile (the smile of the Grim Reaper was more appropriate): "Who said it was fake? See for yourself, this is the compensation for your demolition of the Rose Building, and it will take 500 gold coins to repair it, and you can see it again, this is the damage you caused at the school gate, how can this cost 100 gold coins? This is also the rich medical expenses and mental damage expenses of other people, your family has a big business, and people are not weak, are you embarrassed not to pay a 1,000 gold coins? This is a total of 1,600 gold coins." Don't worry, as a teacher, I won't hack you, it's basically all for you. ”

1600 gold......

You meow me!

What is the concept of 1600 gold?

I take this money to go to the talent market to hire maids, I change one a day, I can also change a year's share!

Before the dean finished speaking, he continued: "I contacted your father just now, and your father said that he would not pay anything for you, and that you would have to bear all these expenses. The news from the Fengshuo family also came, they said that you can do it if you don't lose money, but if you want Fengshuo and your sister Li Xue to sign a marriage contract, what do you see?"

I see, I look at a hammer!

I know that the dean of the world is a family, which dean doesn't cheat his own students!

I'm not stupid!

Since the dean said so, there must be a reason for her.

I'm now barefoot and not afraid of wearing shoes, cheating and not afraid of memorizing, although I can't use spiritual power, but after all, I will still have a set of peerless martial arts.

This set of peerless martial arts was learned from a teacher surnamed Shen, and its name was "Circle Kneeling"!

I don't believe that I knelt in a circle, and they are still willing to slap me in the face, or what can I do?

Half a big is not small, and I'm kind of a good person, okay!

I simply asked, "What do you want, dean?"

I guess that's what she's waiting for.

The dean smiled slightly and said, "Come on, come on, tell me about the principle of your two balls." I asked Joan of Arc, but she didn't get it. ”

! She's going to figure out what I'm eating?

I weakly asked, "If I said it, wouldn't I have to lose money?"

The dean's eyes narrowed into dangerous stitches, and he also asked rhetorically, "What do you say?"

How do I feel like I'm going to be executed tomorrow, and they gave me a bowl of longevity noodles.

I had to bow my head under the eaves, and I was forced to say, "Okay! I said! The principle is very simple! That is, the magic core in those two bombs, one is water attribute, and the other is fire attribute. And I stuffed three of each bomb into it! You probably know that I asked Joan of Arc to carve an energy storage circle into the iron sheet, right? But I made them leaked, so that the demon core could constantly resist the impact of spiritual power. Then it's convenient! I just need to pinch the time and put these two balls at a similar distance, the two energies in these two balls repel each other, plus they are at the critical point in the first place, won't this just explode?"

Well, the principle is simple.

To put it simply, the attributes of mutual restraint are mutually exclusive.

I said it in one go, but the dean was confused.

She asked stunnedly, "Then why did it blow up after the harvest split?"

The corners of my mouth twitched, and I said disdainfully: "He's stupid! Originally, he hadn't reached the critical point, and the distance I put was not enough, and the mutual repulsion between the fire attribute demon core and the water attribute demon core had not reached the critical point where it could explode." So it can only rely on his external stimulus!"

Anyone who has studied mathematics knows it.

The principle is very simple, and it's easy to say.

I don't believe a math teacher hasn't said, "You know the formula."

But!

Who knows how many brain cells I'm using to figure this thing?

Calculate the power, calculate the range, calculate the time, I have more than 30 crystal nuclei left, and now there are 2 left, and it will only be 2,000 gold coins if I sell it, who will spend it!

My heart is bleeding......

But blood is blood, and I can assure you that if it weren't for my formula, even if the dean did it my way, he would never have been able to do it.

I almost got blown up this afternoon for the experiment!

Otherwise, Li Xue complained that I couldn't win before I duel!

However, to tell the truth, the drama must be in place.

I said it heartily and with a proud smile, and the dean thought I was done.

I saw the dean nod and mutter, "This can be done, it seems that our thinking in the past is wrong." The spiritual science department should not be based on making spiritual weapons that can be operated by ordinary people, but mainly on using spiritual power as energy to drive machinery. And this requires ordinary people to be able to control the spirit array. But the spirit array needs to have a strong sense of spiritual power. Alas......"

The dean's eyes suddenly lit up, and he asked me in surprise, "Lotte, I remember that your mother said that your spiritual power sensing ability is not weak, right?"

What else can I do?

To be honest, I really wanted to cry.

With my spiritual power sensing ability, I am definitely a genius in cultivation, a ghost talent.

But my body didn't allow me to absorb any spiritual power, which made me want to cry without tears.

It's like I have a super powerful software, but my hardware is so bad that I can't even start Plants vs. Zombies.

You get the idea, right?

I didn't need to hide this matter, so I immediately nodded and said, "Well, that's it, what you said is right." ”

There were ten words in total, and I was almost expressionless, no different from eating.

The dean was also happy to see me like this, but in an instant, it turned into a smiling expression again.

"Then Lotte, anyway, you have fewer classes, and you have nothing to do in school every day, your spiritual department will add one more class now, and I will assign the best spiritual array teacher in our academy to your department, you go back and tell your department head and class teacher, you have one more class every afternoon, okay, that's all." ”

I.......

Isn't this just a person?

And also!

I don't know why I have one more class!

"Hey, teacher, I can't even absorb spiritual power, why are you giving me a spiritual array class!

But the dean of my family said the sentence that shocked me the most: "Isn't there any other classmate, you should study hard." ”

Other, classmates?

"In the Rose Building, haunted?"

You play with me!

I'm just a student in the Department of Spiritual Sciences, and you tell me that other students are teasing me, you!

Seeing my attitude, the smile on the dean's face became brighter: "It's not haunted! But Rakuten, I'm going to tell you something that I decided after careful consideration in the academy." The competition will be postponed until six months later, and then your spiritual department will have to take first place, or your debt will have to be settled by you alone. Now the 1,600 gold coins are even if you owe the school, how about it?"

What a fart!

You have four departments!

Department of Early Childhood.

Swordsman.

Department of Magic.

Department of Spiritual Sciences.

I don't want to say that the preschool department is a knowledge, but you are the one who asked me to pick up two departments alone!

"No! I refuse! It's a big deal to pay me back!"

I still have two magic cores, and if I sell them, I still have 400 left. Why do I have to do such thankless things? I'm not stupid! I'm not stupid! I'm over 250 IQ good!

Unfortunately, I seem to be a little too high on my IQ.

The Dean smiled and pulled out another piece of paper, exactly like the one I had before.

It's like, as if, the last number seems to have one more zero.

"Damn!16,000! You're robbing!"

Without saying a word, the dean stood up and grabbed my hand, and then I didn't even know what was going on, and there was a bright red fingerprint on the paper.

"Alright, sign and draw. It's really not okay to use this in lawsuits in the future, Lotte, you see if you want your father to go home and cripple you or go and get the first place in the whole system, you can do it yourself. The dean smiled, pointed to the door, and said, "Okay, you go, don't be late for class tomorrow!"

That's when I felt the pain in my thumb.

You cut off my hand just to quickly click on a mudra?

Anyway, I wasn't afraid of her, so I immediately retorted: "According to the provisions of the Market Protection Law in the Federal Law of Mankind, contracts signed under the age of twelve are invalid, teacher, you can't threaten me." ”

Remember, I'm a science and engineering man.

Remember, I'm a science and engineering guy who was beaten by my dad since I was a child!

Remember, polytechnic men like to be reasonable, to talk about evidence!

It's a pity that I underestimated the shamelessness of a person.

The dean of education happily said, "Yes, Lotte, my husband is the chief consul of the Federation, and I think he can still give me this right. Now do you want to go or not?"

A manly man, how can you be frightened by your threat?

"Okay!

turned around handsomely and left in style.

I silently said in my heart: "It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years." ”

When I reached the door, the dean's grinning voice came again: "Don't be late!

I almost fell to the ground with a spirit!

Looking back with a grumbling look, I obediently closed the door.