Chapter 300: Drink Bar, Father-in-law!
Sigma's interactive game with the "old man" to enhance the relationship lasted for a long time.
The results were rightly inspiring - in fact, if it weren't for Kelly's restraint, the terminally ill daughter would have lost her qualifications as a human being and signed the humiliating treaty of selling women.
However, the old man is worthy of leading the troops to fight, he is a tough guy among tough guys, and he is well versed in the tenacious spirit of repeated defeats and battles, no matter how many inexplicable nicknames are deducted from his head, no matter how many times his race has changed in just two hours, he will bite his mouth and say a thousand ways and ten thousand, in short, my daughter cannot be handed over to you.
In the end, the final boss of the family appeared, ending this round of fighting, and Mrs. Claire pushed the door in, looking at her husband in surprise, with a look of surprise: "Honey, when are you coming back!?" ”
…… It's as if you weren't the one who lured your husband back to go crazy with exaggerated information and then sit on the side and watch the play.
Kelly and Sigma looked at Mrs. Claire and Mr. Claire embracing each other, and the wife quietly winked at the two of them, and a pair of water-cut autumn eyes showed the satisfaction of "watching a good show" - and the scene was very eerie, like a big horse monkey embracing a noble wife, full of the discord of beasts and beauties.
The necromancer looked at the beautiful and tall Mrs. Claire with pink hair, then at the equally beautiful and tall Gilly with pink hair, and finally at Mr. Claire who looked like a big horse monkey - what genes did this guy contribute to the Gilly sisters, which is really a serious genetic proposition worth thinking about...... Uh, is it sullen and tsundere?
The thought crossed Sigma's mind. Then it was discovered that Mr. Clare and Miss Clare were turning their heads at the same time. Staring at him suspiciously, the father and daughter said in unison, "What rude are you thinking!?" ”
…… It turns out that it was inherited from the intuition of a beast.
"Gone. Let's go. Sigma pulled Jili and smiled, "Then it's time for the adults, paying taxes is an honorable activity, don't bother them." ”
In fact, talking about his parents in front of him, even the yellow joke paladin was a little unbearable, the girl's cheeks flushed, and she glared at Sigma fiercely. And Mrs. Claire was eating and smiling, her eyes were wandering, and she glanced at her "son-in-law", with an expression of "count you on the road".
Sigma pulled Kiri to leave, but Mr. Monkey was obviously not happy, and looked at the necromancer with the eyes of a thief: "What are you kid going to do!" ”
your daughter—of course you wouldn't say that," Sigma said casually, "Of course I'm going to sleep." ”
It's normal to go to sleep, but I pull someone's daughter and say "go to sleep" to someone. There is a big problem here, Mr. Monkey was stunned for a moment, and he was furious: "Stinky boy, you really can't relax for a moment!" Sue sù you. I'll keep an eye on you tonight! Never let you touch my daughter! Go back to your room and sleep! ”
Jili exclaimed, "Daddy, what are you thinking!" ”
"Lilianu! Don't let your guard down! I know you're a good girl who doesn't say no, and if this kid touches your bed in the middle of the night, that's bad! The horse monkey burst into tears. It was as if Sigma had climbed into Kelly's big bed, "This little bunny trick." I've seen a lot, and I've just gotten into bed and just hugged. Take off your clothes just to see, only kiss and don't do anything else, just rub and don't go in, it won't hurt to go in slowly, I'll pull it out when I'm about to ejaculate, and I won't get pregnant - this kind of trick after ring, do you think I'm strange! ”
Halfway through the sentence, the patriarch of the Claire family receives a smiling kidney stab in the back from Mrs. Claire.
"My dear, Jili is already sensible, she knows the measure, the affairs of young people, don't worry about it." Mrs. Claire smiled and touched her husband's head, "Let's rest early, and come back overnight, you must be tired." ”
- Although his wife had hinted at this, Mr. Monkey's daughter's soul had burned to the limit, and he shook his head vigorously: "No, dear, I'm not sleepy yet!" For the sake of our daughter's happiness, not to mention not sleeping for one night, even if you don't sleep for three nights, it's perfectly fine, please don't worry about me! ”
The great father pointed at Sigma and said in a fierce voice: "If you dare to run to my daughter's room at night, I will break your legs!" ”
Although he was said to be like this, Sigma looked at his "father-in-law" with pity, because his mother-in-law's smile was becoming more and more dangerous - this guy's brain capacity was really worrying, the big horse monkey is the big horse monkey, he didn't understand the human heart at all.
Mrs. Claire sighed—she seemed to know her husband well, and seeing the firmness of his expression and tone, she knew that she could not change his determination, so, standing behind Mr. Claire, the wife smiled very gently at Sigma, and then put her hand on Ruyu's neck, and gently made a throat-slitting gesture.
The two black-bellied guys used their eyes to pass on the code that only they could understand.
- Treat this bastard well.
- Understood, big brother, let's say, how to cut it today?
- He is a strong man in the Holy Domain, with a strong body, so he doesn't have to worry about playing badly, so he can do it boldly and with confidence.
- I'll do things, don't worry.
Daughter Kong suddenly sneezed loudly: "...... Suddenly I felt so cold. ”
Ji Li looked at the "mother-in-law and son-in-law" who looked at each other and smiled kindly, and then looked at her father who was chattering in circles around her for the popularization of adolescent puberty education, her head became bigger and bigger, and finally stomped her feet fiercely: "I don't care!" ”
The abandonment of the Huang Duanzi Paladin means that Mr. Big Horse Monkey is completely isolated.
Back in the room, the lights went out and went to bed, Sigma lay on the bed for five minutes, got out of bed with a blank face, opened the door, and Mr. Claire stood in front of his door with a blank face, motionless, his eyes wider than brass bells. It is estimated that you will have to stand in front of the door for the night.
The necromancer closed the door indifferently and stumbled to the window. He opened the window and shouted loudly, "Ah! Oops! Why did Mr. Claire stand in front of my door after the lights went out, waiting for me to fall asleep? What the hell is he trying to do? Did you take a fancy to my body and beauty? I'm so scared! ”
Outside the door, of course, there was the roar of a big horse monkey: "What nonsense are you talking about, you kid!" You're not a woman. I'm afraid of a fart! Tell me about it! ”
Sigma paused, then shouted out the window, "It's over!" It's not good! Mr. Claire said that because I am not a woman, he will put on women's clothes and pretend to be a woman to attack me at night! Help me! Who's going to save me! ”
Heavy breathing could be heard outside the door, and the sound of a primate scratching a wall.
"Oops! Just imagining such a scene, the big horse monkey is excited to enter the estrus period! Sigma still shouted out the window, "Please remember this day and discuss it privately!" Mr. Claire has a covetous heart for his son-in-law and wants to rob his daughter of her husband! ”
There was a boom. The door was rudely pushed open, and in the dim night, the eyes of the big horse monkey were shining, and after a long time, Mr. Claire grinned: "Good boy, it's a little interesting, it's a little pleasing to the eye, let's go, accompany Lao Tzu to drink two glasses." ”
Sigma stared at him for a moment. Turning his head to the window, he shouted, "Ah, Mr. Claire is using his lame verbal skills to ease the tension between us, does this idiot think I'm going to give him a step down if he says something like that?" He must have a conspiracy when he suddenly changed his attitude! Want to get me drunk and do something about it? ”
Mr. Monkey's old face turned red instantly. Annoyed and angry: "Are you going or not!" If you don't go, I'll knock you out and let you sleep for seven or eight hours! ”
Falk squid, so the one I hate the most is the bastard who breaks the trick with force.
One of the essential skills of a bear child is to judge the situation. Seeing that the old man's face was not good, Sigma had no choice but to obediently follow him to the restaurant. The table was already full of wine, and several maids stood by with smiles on their faces.
"Come on. Drink with Lao Tzu! The father-in-law sat down on the chair and smiled ill-willedly, "Let me tell you, since Lilianu was born, I have been thinking that in the future, if I dare to have a stinky boy with the courage to seduce my beloved daughter, I must let him take off the three layers of skin first, boy, you are blessed, because you are the first person to understand this father's love package!" ”
The first ......
Kielie is so pathetic...... It's true.
Sigma almost burst into tears.
"Want to marry my daughter? First of all, you have to get my approval, and first, you have to drink well! The big horse monkey casually copied a small keg of ale wine, slapped the lid open, swallowed it all, and sighed comfortably, "It's like this!" Come, let me see your pounds! ”
Tossing the barrel aside, he squinted at Sigma, trying to see the hint of flinching in the other man's face.
The necromancer hesitated for a moment, then hesitated: "It's okay to drink, but what if you can't cheat with your vindictive spirit when drinking, otherwise it won't be interesting, how about it?" ”
Mr. Claire looked at him and seemed to sense that the other party was swaying, and slapped the table, "Of course! Gentlemen drink, why do you have to cheat with vindictiveness! Who uses who is grandchildren! ”
But he was sneering in his heart-Sample, Lao Tzu is a strong man in the Holy Domain, even if you don't have to fight hard, your physical strength will be three hundred miles away, and I can soak it from a wine barrel.
Sigma glanced at him, and said slowly: "Since you want to drink, then you can't be cowardly, drink until you fall, if you shrink, marry your daughter to me, how about it?" ”
"Joke, I'll shrink!?" My father-in-law glared and shouted, "What about you, what should you do if you shrink!" ”
Sigma slapped the table louder than him, and roared louder: "You dragged me to drink, and you negotiated terms with me!" ”
“…… Never mind. "Maybe seeing that the other party is too confident, so the big horse monkey inexplicably regressed - wait, boy, and see if I don't drink you to death for a while.
"Then it's decided!" Sigma reached for a bottle of wine, flicked it open, and blew it on her back.
It was quite refreshing - the big horse monkey also took a bottle of red wine, poured down the precious and ancient wine indiscriminately, and blew another bottle of whiskey, the wine was full of strength, he laughed, and looked at Sigma demonstratively: "Boy, you ......"
Then he couldn't go any longer, and looked at the other side with wide eyes, only to see that the kid was covered in steam, and a trace of water vapor seeped out of the skin, and a trickle of wine flowed from his little finger, and the smell of wine was fragrant.
The big horse monkey stammered, "You...... What are you doing? ”
Sigma shrugged her shoulders and looked innocent: "Get the water and alcohol out." ”
The father-in-law was shocked by this fang's shamelessness, slapped the table and said angrily: "Didn't you say that you are not allowed to use fighting spirit!" ”
Sigma rolled her eyes: "Blind your horse monkey eyes, uncle, I use magic!" ”
Mr. Claire felt insulted by his IQ: "You, you, you, you dare to play Lao Tzu?" ”
"If you feel uncomfortable, you can not drink it, even if you don't drink it, you will be cowardly." Sigma smiled and groaned, "You don't need to admit it, according to the agreement, just give my daughter to me." ”
"You're delusional!" My father-in-law stood up, picked up a wine bottle in one hand, and roared, "I didn't think you were a magician? But I want to tell you that you can't defeat me by being clever! You're not very old, and you're a mid-level mage, so I'm going to see how much mana you little bastard can squander! ”
Sigma smiled brightly and purely.
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PS: Are you waiting for me to release some April Fool's Day pit daddy project? How could I, a pure, kind, loyal and honest person, do such a thing...... Anyway, I've been waiting for your April Fool's Day program all day, for example, I applied for a trumpet, rewarded me with an alliance leader, and posted that you are a new reader, and when I replied with a happy moment, I suddenly replied with a large number and said "Hahahaha is actually me, Happy April Fool's Day, hahahaha" This kind of trick on me, you can actually do it a few more times (nodding). (To be continued......)